Femen Brings Its Brand of Topless, Feminist Crazy to Times Square in Protest of Putin's Invasion of Ukraine

Ukrainian feminist group Femen bared their perennially-painted breasts in Times Square Thursday as part of an international protest campaign against the Russian forces in Crimea. "Fuck Putin!" Femen organizer Inna Shevchenko and her bevy of topless rad-fems yelled as they ripped apart Russian flags, hailed "the glory of the Ukraine," and implored the U.S. and the European Union to "stop talking (and) start acting."
An iota of background on Femen: It's a collection of militant and mostly blonde Ukrainian women who travel the world (at the behest of a man named Victor Svyatski) getting topless and making a fuss over whatever cause is hot that week. As you can probably tell, I am no great fan. Femen's philosophy is incoherent, and its tactics nonsensical—but they do know how to create a spectacle. Bet the Times Square tourists weren't expecting to encounter this on their way between the faux Ray-Ban booth and the wax museum:
In a Starbucks after the protest, Shevchenko told Vice that Russian President Vladimir Putin's actions weren't surprising. "He wants to become a tsar. He wants to have an empire," she said.
"He's not the guy who wants to care about money, like a small politician like [Viktor] Yanukovych, who wants to put all the gold in his apartment. … He's not about money. He's about power."
Meanwhile, back in Crimea, Femen activists faced a much rougher time than counterparts protesting stateside. Two were arrested. A statement on the Femen website says activists were also "severely beaten" by "pro-Russian activists."

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Just zoom out to 75% - nobody will be able to discern anything.
Trick of the trade, if you will...
Looks nippy.
OK, now I'm slightly interested in Ukraine.
Granted, this doesn't cross over into Tuccille territory. I give Elizabeth credit for blurring the NSFW line.
She's really jumping in feet first, no?
I am trying to find the Tuccille post from a few months ago when he really crossed the line. I can't seem to find it. Does anybody remember what the topic was?
Deep dish pizza?
Ah, here is it: http://reason.com/blog/2013/11.....tching-por
WARNING: Very, very, NFSW.
These should be archived for Reason (After Dark).
WARNING: Very, very, NFSW.
Please. Anyone that gets fired for 1 pair of boobs on a 1"x1" photo on their computer monitor needs to fucking quit their job anyways.
This remains true.
Do you now?
SugarFree'd the link.
Either way, when I clicked the first one it took me back the video screen shot with the fat chick in the middle.
SugarFree'd the link.
And the link has SugarFree'd my day.
paging Sugarfree...
SF'd, and I'm assuming I'm really happy about that.
Gyno is the price you pay for true awesomeness.
SF'd...
Geez, I really was the last horse across the finish line...
They want to fuck Putin?
So what can I do to get topless women to protest in my neighborhood/living room? Taking suggestions.
with enough money, your dreams can come true.
Protester breasts come in two forms: mosquito bites attached to haggard, drug-addled crazy or sacks of fat attached to fat sacks of drug-addled crazy.
Femen seems to have a few others.
Shitty tits are still tits.
Have you considered invading the Crimea?
Putin really is a genius?
Turn your living room into a French or Ukrainian speaking sex tourism destination? Maybe spice it up with some temple prostitution and sexism just to make the bait sweeter.
Serious question: isn't most tourism at least an attempt at sex tourism?
I can't speak for everyone, but in my experience yes. Although I think they're referring to it as relates to going to other locations to get things you can't legally get at home. If I went to WV to sleep with an 18 year old it wouldn't be sex tourism, but if I went there to tap some highschool ass (16 is the age of consent) it'd be sex tourism, or if I went to Vegas to fuck sluts it'd be fine, but if I went to pay those sluts it'd be sex tourism. Etc.
Then they need to re-name it, because they're giving everybody that takes a trip in hopes of getting laid legally a bad name.
Also, I disagree with your last point as prostitution in Vegas is still largely legal isn't it?
Also, I disagree with your last point as prostitution in Vegas is still largely legal isn't it?
I believe you're right, it's legal a county over or something, no?
takes a trip in hopes of getting laid legally a bad name
The idea is that the sex is legal in your destination, although I think the US has outlawed traveling to foreign countries to bone minors, even where it's legal in the jurisdiction you're boning.
I wonder how many Canadian women out there that visited Florida in the mid-80's knew they were committing the crime of "sex tourism". Well I , for one, am happy they were unaware of their transgressions.
My understanding is that prostitution in Las Vegas is technically illegal but that law is not really enforced.
Prostitution in Vegas is most decidedly illegal. You need to go to Pahrump for your slice, boys.
I thought prostitution was legal everywhere except Vegas.
But anyway, sloop...what about those of us...such as, say, yourself...who already have partners? Or does it count as sex tourism if we go away to bang each other?
hmm...do you mean you and sloop?
If we go away to bang each other, it won't be tourism. Once Banjos found out it would turn into more of a relocation.
You guys are so silly, like I would do that to Banjos.
Besides, I'd be too terrified of sloopy's demonstrated fertility.
I read that at first as "demented fertility." I think it still works.
I'm a little skeptical of "sex tourism" as a phrase, as if people who go to Amsterdam (at least before national ID's were required in coffee shops) are "drug tourists" and not trying to accomplish anything else on the trip.
According to Wikipedia, prostitution is illegal in Clark County, which includes Las Vegas.
Yes. And it worked all too well about a year ago.
Damn, you're bitter. Embrace your lost free time and money. Bask in the glory of shit-filled diapers and trips to Chuck E Cheese for the next decade and a half.
Listen, my wife refuses all reasonable methods of birth control (I'm not getting a vasectomy when we intend to have another kid next year), and threatens me bodily harm and intense moodiness if she turns up pregnant in 2014. Then she has a couple of drinks and "changes her mind" about it. When she turns up pregnant sometime in the next 1-6 months, it'll be her decision and my fault.
So basically your wife is normal?
Is this normal? Fuck. Why can't they just start selling the ManPill?
My wife changes her mind daily about more kids or whether our current kid is the best baby ever or absolutely my fucking fault...
"Your son..."
That's normal?
They all can't be as amazing of a chick as you are, Nikki.
soak youre testicles in warm (
Blast your nuts with ultrasound!
Sonicated sperm
You and Playa can be a clinical study of two.
15 minutes? That has to be uncomfortably warm.
You turn it off when the popping sounds are 3-4 seconds apart.
As an alternative, you can duct tape your nuts to a speaker at a Rush concert.
Dunno, if I was dealing with that level of crazy (assuming I just didn't up and leave), I'd go for some alternate hole that couldn't result in a pregnancy until she got her mind made up.
What, her butt?
Perhaps you could impersonate catholic clergy?
But what will he do with all of the altar boys if FEMEN doesn't show up?
Fine them by the pound.
That's a method of taxation that I'd actually be ok with.
I am not clicking on any links unless they say NSFW
I don't get how boobies relate to protesting, but I'm ok with it.
Moar booby protests!
I'm failing to see what protesting in Times Square gets you, seeing as the US isn't even involved (yet). Not that I'm complaining about toplessness (totally legal in NYS, by the way), but I'm just not seeing the utility.
It beats the shit out of submitting a petition to whitehouse.gov, with no real loss of effectiveness, so there's that.
It beats the shit
I believe that's what they're trying to get men to do.
I know, right? That little fuck Bieber still hasn't been deported and PNG'd.
That's Mr. Bieber, The One Man Crack Troop Of Cultural Invasion Forces Of The True North to you.
This is not about utility dude. They are drama queens. This is about getting people to pay attention to them.
See: Westboro Baptist Church. They aren't here to make friends.
No, this is totally about utility. The attention is a prerequisite to conversation.
Exactly. Every protest is deliberate attention whoring.
No. Not all attention is good for conversation. They want attention for attention and the 'cause' is just a foil so they can act like it's not about them demanding attention.
If I set your house on fire, it definitely gets your attention, but it isn't conductive to opening a dialog. If you want people to listen to you, you have to catch their attention in the right way. Gibbering like a lunatic gets people's attention but it doesn't make them consider your rantings, it makes them consider how to get away from you.
But if all you want is attention (like a neglected kid who lashes out) then this type of antics will serve you fine.
Profile. Lots of cameras there along with national TV news organizations.
And, as a bonus, they don't get Putined for demonstrating.
"As you can probably tell, I am no great fan."
Elizabeth, I don't think you're their target audience.
I'm a pretty big fan, myself.
That's nice.
they sure hid out when the SHTF
A statement on the Femen website says activists were also "severely beaten" by "pro-Russian activists."
But were they horsewhipped by Cossacks? Because that's the current benchmark for being beaten by pro-Russian forces in a public forum.
They sure hid out when the shit hit the fan.
Rand Paul is giving a helluva speech.
I thought Easter European Women were supposed to be attractive? These dogs aren't.
*Eastern*
A couple of them are OK. No matter where you go in the world, some women are hot and some not so much so.
On a completely unrelated note, Salon cannot contain itself from the urge to vaguely yowl about the demise of Libertarianism due to the fall of Bitcoin. The comments section really reaps the moron whirlwind.
Christ, what an asshole.
Femen? They're doing it wrong. More Bene Gesserit.
Fremen would be a lot more useful on the front lines. Especially if they had a few makers with them.
That's what I keep thinking every time I see the name. Why are the Fremen so interested in Ukraine?
Ukraine, Caucasus, busty protest.
The spice must flow.
Cans within cans within cans.
I wonder if they were supposed to have an event in DC also? We got some email notice of some large protest that was supposed to be happening here, and when I went to get lunch there were about 20 cops cars of varying flavors and exactly 0 protestors.
No titties in DC?
Lots of boobs, no titties.
More tits in this one Hit & Run post than all previous articles combined!
Ladies and Gentleman?The Fugs?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPVgKoruWdA
Bonus Video?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvA1bKLQtbM
Topless is good, crazy is bad. Well, sometimes it's good. In conclusion, tits.
" Femen's philosophy is incoherent, and its tactics nonsensical"
In unrelated news, FEMEN has been picked to sit on the Governing Board of Occupy Wall Street
Thanks, Ms. Nolan, for keeping us abreast of the situation. A lesser writer would have milked the story for shock value.
*narrows gaze*
Et tu, Tonio?
Gay men love tits, too.
Yes, even I.
No, no, you must answer in Latin. Correct Latin.
Boobitas ergo erectus?
Igitur Servatus?
Romane itte domum.
Very good.
there's an extra T! the irony...
Latin spelling was imprecise.
What do we want?!?
TITTIES!!!!
When do we want them?!?
NOW!!!!!
Elizabeth, you're doing fine.
Thanks for keeping us abreast of this.
Five minutes, bitch.
Touche
Rumor is they'll be at the LP convention in Columbus???
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?
I'm more of an ass man.
People have told me, you're an ass, man.
Fuck Yeah! Smear it on my titties!
Fuck Yeah! Smear it on my titties!
Makes me think of this.
The uh, story arc, starts here.
It's a comic, probably NSFW depending on your employer.
Unless you work for the porn industry, oglaf is NSFW at just about every employer I can think of.
Femen's philosophy is incoherent, and its tactics nonsensical
The UN is gonna sue them for copyright infringement if they're not careful.
They were brave enough to do this in Russia and Ukraine before. Why Times Square now?
It's a fairly high profile location, and didn't the city legalize tits?
Sure, but their mistake is in believing that Americans are a)informed and b)care. Even New Yorkers will have forgotten all about this after the weekend.
after? forget what?
Speaking of women and reason...
So there are 8 female libertarians?
at least!
They keep them locked in the basement for safekeeping. This photo was smuggled out inside the dog.
Also, at least three of them were *born* female, too.
"Femen's philosophy is incoherent, and its tactics nonsensical?but they do know how to create a spectacle."
Creating a spectacle is media manipulation.
This is the way you manipulate the mainstream media. We can't control what the media says, but we can control the subject. We can't control what they say, but we can control what they talk about.
We should learn from them.
Now all we need is three female libertarians.
Yes we do, especially to go after this "war on women" bullshit. How about a group of women giving the message of "I don't need to steal your money to pay for my birth control" or "I am a woman not a child, if I get drunk, I still can say no to sex". The feminists would go insane.
Young men should tattoo "Use at your own risk" on their penises. That would solve everything, right?
What do you mean "young"?
Aren't you married? I'm not talking about you.
This penis is known to the state of California to cause pregnancy, chlamydia and cancer. Use at your own risk.
Sure, why not tattoo a whole series of disclaimers in small print? The whole business will be to establish the assumption of risk of the user.
In small print? Are you Chinese?
I thought I was clear I was talking about young men, meaning those still in the market. I am not, in a very real, and legally binding sense.
I'd bet if somebody put it before the state House if it would be a party line vote.
In California? They'll ban or require disclosures for anything whatsoever.
In fact, I'm going to ask them to require a privacy policy be posted by each commenter in any California-read blog.
The feminists would go insane.
Um, I'm pretty sure that bridge was crossed a looooooong time ago.
Those aren't REAL WOMEN John.
I'm married to one and I know several hardcore Libertarian women. Their tolerance for internet-grade feminism is strikingly close to zero. They also despise bullshit and gut-spilling which is why you'll rarely find the ones I know anywhere online sharing space with stupid fucks.
My wife is that way too. She hates those harpies. I wish more women would go after them and call them out for what they are.
My wife wouldn't waste a single second on your run-of-the-mill internet feminist. Not a single fucking second, John. She'd throw that middle finger at the screen and walk off.
I think it has more to do with your wife being married then being a libertarian.
internet-grade feminism i think is reserved for unmarried women without children of a certain age.
Basically they take their first out of high school bad dating decisions and turn them into a call for feminist solidarity.
I should point out that unmarried men without children of a certain age can be pretty fucking idiotic as well.
The difference is that the idiotic bunch of that subgroup don't have a movement they can latch onto.
Tit and Run. Reason needs more sexy products in their store. It's stale and boring. I'd spend considerably more money on it but nothing there remotely interests me. The Reason logo is boring. Orange is boring.
One of the old editors--Tim, I think--suggested some years ago that they were going to actually find the (reputedly) Colombian bikini model who posed for the "Lobster Girl" photo. The photographer is known, so I'm mildly surprised they didn't find her and make her the official "Girl of Reason."
Get your calendars now!
They should have a hot Libertarian woman calendar AND a hot Libertarian man calendar. OR, how about a hot Libertarian couple calendar?
First rule of Lobster Girl club.
You do not talk about Lobster Girl without showing Lobster Girl.
I dunno about the rest of you, but I'd totally buy some reason thongs and penis socks.
Not with the current shitty logo. Plus, I've never even seen an orange thong on anyone anywhere. Even drunk fat transvestites won't wear orange thongs. You'd wear a penis sock with an 'R' on it? Not me. My penis should be wrapped warmly in classy genius, bitch.
I'd like to be supportive of this place but they won't give me cool sexy shit to buy.
Pick a college that has orange as one of it's colors then go to a football game, problem solved.
Holy crap. I don't do sports so I had no idea 2014 skeered-of-everything-America allowed thongs anyone near a sporting event unless hosted on a beach.
Please. GIS indicates that orange thongs are quite popular with the homos, and at least one woman.
And what's to stop you from buying a reason shirt that's two sizes too small and cutting the sleeves off? Nothing says PURE SEX like freedom from sleevery.
The pun...it burns.
"And what's to stop you from buying a reason shirt that's two sizes too small and cutting the sleeves off?"
I've done this with shirts far more interesting, Warty. I wear cut-off pajamas and a pair of old boots whilst cutting down trees buzzing on stout. I'm not sure the Reason 'r' deserves to be hosted on such a body, imperfect as it may be. Sleevery or not, they need to spend a few bucks and give us an 'R' that screams sexy mama.
GIS for "sexy R"
I dunno either, but it'll do.
Yumfest
Even drunk fat transvestites won't wear orange thongs
Obviously you don't know any drunk, fat transvestites...
Does ANYONE know any drunk, fat transvestites?
Right now? Lemme see if he's drunk.
I LOL'd.
You'd wear a penis sock with an 'R' on it?
Warty wears many things with a "R" on it. It's his scarlet letter of choice.
Orange is the new black, Clunky Robot.
Ok, Tonio. I'll give you that. Orange is a strange color but workable. Hell, maybe get some hot black Libertarian chicks with orange afros wearing Warty's orange thongs and throw these babes on a coffee cup and a penis sock (for Warty). I'd buy it today. Right now.
I am now listening to the entire Serpentine Gallery album by Switchblade Symphony. It is the first time I've listened to it (except for the song Clown).
These are the guys that should have done the Doom soundtrack.
Deliriously awesomely delicious on a sammich of existence 'tween cheeses o' intellect, muthafuka.
So to protest Putin you go to New York?
You don't do this in Cleveland, OJ.
As of last year, the NYT claimed that it was legal for women in New York to be bare-breasted
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05.....html?_r=1&
Columbus Ohio- 1998.
It's amazing our East coast elites took 15 more years to figure out what a backwater "flyover" state decided when I wasn't even 35...
There is a part of Caesar's Gallic wars where he describes bare chested women taunting his troops from the wall of a city he had under siege.
He kind of described it like the women knew the city was about to fall and trying to rouse the Legionaries so they could get a good raping....or perhaps get raped and not killed.