Whose Fake Outrage Are We Faking Being Outraged About Today?
It's enough to make you angry


Last night, during the annual televised Department of the Interior round-up and execution of wild horses (which took place in New Jersey this year for some odd reason), Coca-Cola premiered a new commercial that included: 1) part of "America the Beautiful" being sung in a language other than English; and 2) a family with two dads.
People being outraged about everything under the sun has been a theme on Twitter for a while. Media outlets hunting down the outrage and publicizing it as a relatively cheap way to score hits from people who like to be outraged about the outrage of other people followed not long after. For the Coca-Cola commercial, reaction tweets were posted at USA Today, E! Online, the Daily Mail, Talking Points Memo, Mediaite, and likely others.
In each case, a handful of tweets are intended to serve as evidence as some sort of widespread attitude among a certain demographic, which will then subsequently be used to judge a much larger group of people. Thus, we had the infamous MSNBC Cheerios tweet that assumed right-wingers would hate an advertisement that featured a biracial family.
But is there any substantive evidence that this outrage actually existed to a degree large enough to justify multiple media reports? It certainly doesn't seem like it, but man, aren't those easy stories to put together? Toss a few search terms on Twitter and you can find all sorts of opinions! Reporters can put together "man on the street" stories without ever even leaving their desks or actually interacting with any other human beings at all!
"Man on the Street" pieces were never all that interesting or useful to begin with, but at least it involved an actual person in an actual place who chose to share his or her opinions to a reporter for our evaluation. This nearly contextless sharing of random angry tweets illuminates even less. But it's good for stirring up a round of counteroutrage, isn't it? And that counteroutrage at some anonymous, undefined number of people behaving badly on the Internet makes some others feel more superior, doesn't it?
Below, the ad:
I am outraged by how utterly pedestrian it is. This could have been a Levi's ad five years ago. It could be advertising anything.
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The Manhattan Beach Pier was in that commercial too. That was pretty offensive.
Oddly your comment is the one that got me to watch it.
I didn't catch it right away because of the delivery truck. It altered the silhouette just enough that I thought I was looking at Huntington or Oceanside.
I definitely wouldn't have noticed had you not pointed it out, but then again I don't think I would've noticed the gay dads either had people not been outraged over them. The ad was milquetoast enough that I wouldn't be surprised if Coke is delighted by the outrage just to make people care about it.
They had to do something. Pepsi had naming rights for the halftime show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g9wXBkdWEg
Best Superbowl commercial that wasn't run during the Superbowl.
That was pretty clever, but I don't see how it's going to help them sell beer.
http://www.ifwemadeit.com/
"Even party sharks in a conga line!"
A web campaign is just about generating hits . . eventually to the company website.
I may love that girl.
I don't think I've seen her before, but yes.
You're gonna miss her when she's gone!
I'm outraged at your apathy. . .and mine.
That's cool, because I'm apathetic about your outrage.
I'm too nihilist to respond or even complete
"[Wikipedia is] aesthetically very masculine in its design."
Despite accounting for half the world's population, women comprise just 9 percent of all Wikipedia editors.
Outrageous!
Rape culture! Patriarchy! Male Gaze! Only 77 cents on the dollar!!11!!!
Engaging in textual bickering and edit wars over minutia like the probable punctuation of the yet-to-be-released Star Trek film or the veracity of death toll claims for the Battle of Hastings, or defending original research for optimal Pokemon deckbuildings strategies, sounds like the sort of thing women on average enjoy. Just like publishing spreadsheets of DnD arcana or cataloging space debris over rural New Hampshire at two in the morning with a telescope.
There's a difference between gender disparities and nerd disparities, and moderating Wikipedia pages isvery much a nerdy thing to do.
defending original research for optimal Pokemon deckbuildings strategies, sounds like the sort of thing women on average enjoy.
Really?
Well, redheads, anyway. I'll leave it to the more, umm, experienced members of the commentariat to discuss whether female gingers, who may or may not technically be people, are actually "women".
Well, they have no souls, so yeah, women.
I will be more then happy to take all of your red headed women.
The only sperm banks in the world now accepting ginger jizz are in Ireland. The rest of the world has had enough, the red headed step children are consuming our hospital ICUs with all of the beatings they (justifiably) receive.
I should have amped up the sarcasm.
Women just aren't on average going to take an interest in the particulars of a given subject the way men on average tend to take their interests: much too far. I think it's a forest-for-the-trees issue between the sexes, but in any event it's just dumb to expect perfect equitability when countervailing evidence (e.g. the relative paucity of women doing bizarre, pointless things in their spare time) is so handy. Then blaming the inevitable disparities on baked-in sexism in one of the most progressive media available just takes the cake.
Are you married, to a woman?
the relative paucity of women doing bizarre, pointless things in their spare time
Really?
Relative. Relative. Relative.
Expecting perfect uniformity is what I'm getting at. It's a silly nonsense standard, especially given how little nerdy behavior actually accomplishes given the effort and investments involved.
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I AM OUTRAGED! YOU'RE OUTRAGEOUS!
Let's talk about the war on men. Women are responsible for 90% of shoe, candle, picture frame, drape, doily, throw pillow, and tampon purchases. WHY ARE MEN BEING EXCLUDED?!!1111!
Look, all I'm saying as a man with no arches and certain needs is that it's next to impossible to find a pair of size-14 strappy heels at Payless, and I don't think it's accidental.
Nordstrom"s Rack. More stylish too.
have you never heard of pinterest?
the veracity of death toll claims for the Battle of Hastings
Considering the losses at Stamford Bridge it simply isn't.... Oh, you are implying that this isn't a good thing.
And you will find lots of women who thing that women are superior because they don't engage in silly stuff like that as much as men do. But then they will still be outraged that men dominate in places where pedantic nerd wars are common and useful.
Wikipedia needs to rebrand and convince women that it's really a big exercise in internet scrapbooking.
Speaking of outraged...
they have even discussed selling all of the animals in the zoo.
RACIST!
Actually they haven't, because Detroit does not own the Zoo, nor is it located in Detroit. And it's supported (of course) by a regional tax. Not that the (truly) racist folks who write stuff like you linked agree--they call it 'our' zoo and really believe it's being looted. Live in the region for a while and you hear this stuff all the time.
So that's the commercial my cousin made a preemptive ant-offensive finger wagging facebook post about.
Is the dipshittish outrage of a former Congressman, Fox news contributor, and darling of some segments of the right enough to make it noteworthy?
http://allenwestrepublic.com/2.....f-america/
What about a popular conservative blog empire?
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-G.....-Offensive
I have no problem with the project of calling out attempts to use truly marginal Twitter-twits to suggest a larger social movement. I'm just not sure that the views you are talking about here are as unusual or marginal in American political discourse as you are suggesting here.
The Breitbart sharing/response is only a fraction of the response I got from a piece I posted on there defending gay marriage using conservative arguments.
I just want to say that I don't think the government should interfere with your masochism.
Boy that football game sucked. I think my interest in the NFL is over.
Until next season.
That game ended exactly the way it was supposed. In Fire and Blood.
Despite accounting for half the world's population, women comprise just 9 percent of all Wikipedia editors job-related deaths.
Nice.
It did get ugly:
http://publicshaming.tumblr.co.....airs#notes
When no one is looking.
Whoa - I'm OFFENDED by stuff.
http://robotfromthefuture.com/.....tivity.jpg
There's a lot of it going around. The President of the University of Illinois (Champana/Urbain) caught hell for not closing last week. And some of the tweets were racist/sexist (they actually were, incidentally).
The national university community went nuts, as if a few random tweets meant that Bull Connor or George Wallace had returned and was about to take over Illinois. Or perhaps the whole country:
http://chicagoist.com/2014/01/.....ts_res.php
I'm not saying that the comments weren't inappropriate, but to treat this as if it was the coming of the Antichrist seems to give it more attention than it's worth.
If someone from my collective is outraged, then I stand by that person in outrageous solidarity. Maybe count me amongst those whose ears bleed at the sound of foreigner gibberish on U.S. soil, which will necessarily translate into tax dollars being spent on multilingual signage and free healthcare.
tax dollars being spent on multilingual signage
The TSA has been putting the loose change left at checkpoints into its "aviation security fund" to translate airport signs into different languages
Better?
Only if it's Esperanto.
Yep. World peace requires it.
This is exactly what FB looks like for me. I can guarantee that if something hits both HuffPo and the Daily Show within 48 hours of each other, there will be sudden outrage on issues I've been aware of for a week to 10 days.
Facebook Outrage: from the people who brought you KONY 2012 and countless other long-forgotten indignant slacktivist "likes" and "shares."
The Coca-Cola ad was just fucking stupid.
That's what I thought. Saccharine touchy-feely pseudo-patriotic bullshit that somehow relates to drinking soda.
HFCS touchy-feely pseudo patriotic bullshit.
+1 obese rat.
What football has to do with the military and its foreign occupations is beyond me, but they made it integral part of the Super Bowl anyway.
The soldiers all seemed excited about coming home. Why not bring them all home?
The lack of subtitles was outrageous!
I thought the ads in general were stupid this year.
Yeah, they were fairly consistent in their general suckitude.
They said something similar about you. Personally, I gave Radio Shack a thumbs-up for self awareness. And you can never go wrong with interspecies bromance. Also, Tebow still exists.
Tebow is a myth, you fool. That commercial was all CGI.
Let Tebow into your heart.
He Lives!
Thanks, now "Hey Jude" is running in my head.
Tebow 19:11 And I saw the locker room opened, and behold, a white horse, and He who sat on it is called Tebow, and in righteousness He judges and wages offensive drives.
His divine wrath was most telling last night. Most telling.
I thought the "no contracct" T-Mobile ad with no-contract" Tebow was inspired. Especially for the audience, which will get the insiderey joke.
It is the only commercial i watch3d all the way through.
My reaction, too. While the ad wasn't perfectly executed, the message was delivered pretty well. And, of course, implicit is His Timmieness' blessing of the phone service.
I thought the "no contracct" T-Mobile ad with no-contract" Tebow was inspired.
My reaction was: Tebow has no contract because he sucks. Doesn't that mean T-Mobile sucks?
No, when Tebow is your quarterback you pray for poor coverage.
When T-Mobile is your phone company you pray for good coverage.
I missed the Seinfeld one because these two non-fans would not STFU.
Everything is declining. I'd be outraged, but my outrage, too, is declining. The universe is decaying, and entropy is to blame. Why isn't our government doing something about that?
They seemed really lame and tame. I was happy to get food or beer during the commercial breaks.
Well, if people are drinking less soda, this can only be a good thing for waistlines all across the US.
finally, the true outrage - Big Soda's continued existence.
/sarc
A 512 ounce soda advertised as a child's size?
Well, that is the volume of a liquefied two year old child.
I'm offended.by people who.make.fun of me.pkstng prom.myphone.
"pkstng prom.myphone."?
Clearly you are making fun of Filipino accents, you racist!
Some of my best. Friends are Filipino.
Some of my best. Priends are Pilipino
FTFY
Exactly.
My doctor is firipino. Been here about 40 years - STILL can't understand 1/2 of what he says. But he's a damned good doc...so...
Do you start candle circles and sing "We Shall Overcome"? Because if you don't, then you are not truly offended.
I didn't see it, AND THIS OUTRAGES ME.
I'm so outraged that I'm not going to watch any football until September, maybe August! Boycott the nfl for 7 months!
Does the draft count as watching football?
debatable. I usually don't watch the draft anyway. Plenty of people who do watch it buzz in my ear about it that I don't need to waste my time.
From a Lions fan. Yes.
All I know is, I'm outraged by your lack of outrage about the things I'm perpetually outraged about.
We finally know what the Big P looks like.
I found that many of the ads had this shallow patriotism that did very little to sell the product. I'm not sure which market research suggested that stars and stripes can sell anything under the sun but it seems like a deeply flawed strategy.
I got the same vibe. Maybe it has something to do with the game being in NYC post 9/11...
I wonder if some of the constant "outrage" over stupid and insignificant stuff like television commercials is to some degree the public engaging in displacement. There government is bankrupting the country and no one seems to be able to do anything about it. The elites on both sides actively loath their supporters and view the American people as a nuisance to be dealt with primarily by lying so that they can get down to stealing. The media and our political class has managed to divide the country so much that both sides will refuse to see the outrages of their own side no matter how obvious. This makes both sides feel completely powerless to do anything about what they see as horrible corruption. In short, everyone has real things to be outraged about but feels completely powerless to do anything about it and in some way is overlooking something appalling on their own side in the name of sticking it to the other side.
Since they can't be outraged about real things, they get outraged about fake things as a wake of coping with the resulting cognitive dissonance and anxiety.
But what do you think the train going into the tunnel means, Dr. Freud?
I think the train represents a penis and the tunnel...oh, you were making a joke. Sorry.
"And don't get me started about the crazy *weather*!"
Good observation, John.
Yep. It is analagous to how third world shithole dictators will intenti9nally hlame outsiders, typically the USA, to deflect internal dissent.
In our case it is less intentional deflection than it is complete political inertia.
But occasionally the truth leaks out, like with that Iranian newspaper report on how our rulers actually lizard people aliens.
I saw that ad, and attempted to come up with a suitably mocking parody of anti-immigrant outrage, but I couldn't concoct anything dumb enough to be believable.
It could be advertising anything.
There was a lot of that shit last night. Ads which you had no idea what they were pitching until the last few seconds. That's supposed to be effective?
The Maserati ad was probably the worst offender. FFS, just show a picture of the car for 30 seconds. It sells itself.
Selling feelings. It makes me want to barf.
Feelings,
I get queasy when they're sold
Sticky vomit-crusted feelings
Freezing solid in the cold
Somehow, though, the Jaguar ad which didn't mention Jaguar until the very end still worked. The tag line is tres bien for Jag:
"Its good to be bad."
Awesome.
But is that really a wise tagline for a company with a history of great designs badly put together?
They were put together OK, but when you install Lucas electrics in your car the chances of catastrophic failure increase to 100%. You know why the British drink warm beer? Lucas made the refrigerators too.
It's been all down hill since the dot.bomb collapse pulled the rug out from under the Monster.com ads.
I am outraged by how utterly pedestrian it is. This could have been a Levi's ad five years ago. It could be advertising anything.
No kidding. I had no clue what that ad was, until I noticed the subtly embedded Coke bottles. It was like that goddam "farmer" ad last year. I, no shit, thought it was an ADM ad until the last few seconds.
There was nothing like the Fiat ad from last year, or whenever it was. That's the real outrage.
I am offended that Bob Dylan continues to be sufficiently relevant to warrant a SuperbBolw commerc8al.
The irony he's relevant to the people who would be most offended by him selling out.
Those people forgot that they gave a shit about selling out several decades ago.
Oh, Bob's alright. His music sucks now and he sings worse than ever, but I have to appreciate his continued refusal to be what people expect him to be.
Speaking of fake outrage, I got a kick out of one of my guests who was so outraged by the treatment of "Our National Anthem." I pointed out twice that America the Beautiful is not our national anthem, but it fell on outrage-deafened ears.
Throw him out. It's your house.
I'm getting grumpy in my old age. I made a point to sit down for the actual National Anthem. Also, were my ears broken or did that opera singer hit a couple of flat notes? (Or did she hit them right and I've been listening to people who do it wrong?)
"Please rise for the National Anthem!" (Except for Brett)
I don't know. Its not worth the hassle in public. I don't feel like dumping all of my utter disdain on some poor parent at a Little League game. But it does annoy the shit out of me. Luckily, my in-laws, with whom I was watching were far more worried about more wine and queso.
I stopped bowing my head during group prayers at family gatherings, luckily everyone who cares has their head down. At most I get a raised eyebrow from a cousin or my nephew.
Or you could always use the opportunity to take a short nap:)
I just don't understand why a sporting event calls for the national anthem to be sung at all. If it is an international competition, maybe it makes sense.
I don't go to many events which involve the national anthem, but I usually don't stand when I do. So far no one has given me any shit.
Try that shit at a NASCAR race. At the Darlington race last year some douchebag threatened to kick so old guys ass because he didn't take his hat off. The old man was probably in his late 80's and his hat was one of those that all the WW2 vets wear.
Try that shit at a NASCAR race.
No.
I'm surprised they weren't offended by the aerial shots of the Statue of Liberty, what with her welcoming immigrants and all.
Yes, people from all walks of life in multicultural America can damage their health with Coca-Cola, freely and equally.
I'm outraged that Twitter messages are being passed off as news.
I was outraged by the Puppy Bowl. If God wanted puppies to play professional sports He would have made them less intelligent.
I am outraged that you would be outraged at the one decent event that was televised all day.
Not surprised, but outraged.
PUPPY BOWL! SQUEEEEEE!!!
I'm going to count to ten and then the puppy is going to get it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLNUIU7AzTg
I'm outraged that those puppies probably make more money than our hardworking unionized public school teachers.
THIS WHOLE COURT IS AN OUTRAGE!
You're out of order.
YOU'RE out of order!.
Related, no really. Just wait for it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=066BFGk6QvA
The VW ad where the German engineers get their wings was clever.
I thought ads were clever when they made you think positive thoughts about the product they sell?
or is it just to amuse pre-teen girls? I forget.
the only thing that offended me was the idea of a KIA being a luxury vehicle, and the quality of the Bronco's offense. That is all.
That commercial was outrageous.
This is 'Murica and we speak 'Murican here.
Scott, how many Twitter news feeds soiled with hateful condemnations of the Coca-Cola ad and articles by Allen West & his ilk do you need before judging the hatred to be real and not "fake"?
Jeez, go party with Phillip Seymour Hoffman already.
We tend to be outraged about extant, or planned, conspiracies to put people in prison or seize their property for undertaking actions that should not be so punishable.
Our opponents tend to be outraged because feelings.
Fisty has a stalker. Just back away slow and don't make eye contact.
She's been waiting around for Epi since last night.
I thought you were supposed to make yourself look bigger and intimidating...
Let's face it, you're all stalking me, in your own way.
Fist, these comments are coming from INSIDE YOUR HOUSE!
Too soon. Way too soon.
No, they've just hacked his wireless router.