Friday Funnies: The HealthCare.gov 'Fix'

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[Fist of Etiquette]

She’s wondering why her son lugged this computer down the beanstalk instead of the golden goose.

[Ted S.]

NEEDZ MOAR LABELZ!

[invisible furry hand]

Should have used these band aids

[cavalier973]

Who the heck is Henry Payne? Where’s the regular cartoonist?

Change makes me have the sads.

[UnCivilServant]

I thought Payne was the regular and Bok was the substitute.

[Almanian!]

They are both substitutes – FOR THE TALENTED CARTOONIST.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Which is me. Today’s cartoon was also a take on healthcare.gov, but it was Tron themed.

Picture, if you will, Obama and Sebelius in those idiotic Tron getups standing in the middle of glowing neon grids and talking about how nice it is to be out of the game and back in D.C.

Also Cash for Light Cycle Clunkers happens.

[Mike M.]

End of line.

[mr simple]

With Biden as Master Control?

[Sy]

Why is that mullet wearing a boomerang?

[cavalier973]

Thomas Sowell on human nature; “constrained” versus “unconstrained”.

[sarcasmic]

Good read. Thanks.

[Suthenboy]

I would gladly live my life as a nutless quadriplegic if I could acquire an intellect equal to Sowell’s.

As usual, he nails it like no one else can.

[sarcasmic]

Give up sex? Uh… no?

[Bill]

Yes, it is a good read. But carries too much of the conservative (religious) baggage with it. All of this about man’s tragic, flawed nature does not seem consistent with what many libertarians feel. I see libertarians as more optimistic. So the constrained, tragic view as expressed there does not resonate with me as strongly as it should, although much of it appeals to me more than much of the utopian view.

[gaijin]

What does a baked potato have to do with healthcare?

[Snark Plissken]

Duh, a baked potato was accidentally replaced with Kenny’s heart by George Clooney.

[Atanarjuat]

Obama tweets photo of himself to honor Mandela

[gaijin]

Well, if he had a father, he would have looked a lot like, uh…

[Bardas Phocas]

Narccisism beyon parody.
He makes Dennis Reynolds on ‘Sunny’ seem generous and humble.

[Suthenboy]

Well, he couldnt get a photo op at Mandela’s bedside. What did you expect him to do?

[Jeff]

She was so frustrated that she threw an ice cream sandwich at her monitor? Pretty funny!

[hamilton]

OT: 23andMe agrees to stop selling DNA test kits after FDA’s warning.

[Atanarjuat]

I assume a similar warning was issued to National Geographic’s Genographic Project.

[Lord Humungus]

the 50″ monitor may lead to eye bleeding, skin lesions, or a visit from the orthoncologist

[Almanian!]

What is the significance of a hotdog with holes poked in it, with a hankie wrapped around the middle of it, caught in a web spun by a spider on mescaline? What does that have to do with the fact that Healthcare.gov has been spayed and/or neutered?

And why is Flo (without her red lipstick and white Progressive? work uniform) looking at it?

Inquiring minds don’t give a fuck.

Happy Friday, Reasonoids.

[Almanian!]

Also, if I were Sage, I’d say, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Swiss Servator, referendiffic!]

What, Bok has a non-sucking cartoon and the next week, BAM, he’s gone?!

[mr simple]

They don’t tolerate humor around here. Bringing people to the libertarian fold is all very serious business.

[Doctor Whom]

Oh, so that’s why we have the trolls. They supply the comic relief.

[Nazdrakke]

For a certain value of “relief”

[sarcasmic]

In the same sense that taking a big shit after being constipated for a week is a relief.

[UnCivilServant]

How does that not turn your insides into outsides?

[SugarFree]

That’s why a plunger has two ends.

[Tim]

”
That’s why a plunger has two ends.

reply to this ”

You’re like the Ernest Hemingway of anal humor.

[Nazdrakke]

You’re like the Ernest Hemingway of anal humor

So you’re saying he’s skilled with analogies?

[Tim]

(shakes fist)

[Nazdrakke]

(shakes fist)

In my defense I’m still drunk and high from doing my penance at the strip club last night.

[Nazdrakke]

+1 pain.. lots of pain.

[mr simple]

It’s spelled Payne.

[RishJoMo]

OK wow that sounds like some serious business.

http://www.Anon-Do.tk

[UnCivilServant]

Bring back WomSom!

[Nazdrakke]

I know it’s not a great comic, but try to lighten up Anonbot, the weekend’s almost here.

[mr simple]

Excellent commentary on the subjugation of women, especially in the STEM fields, and the subtle use of the many subliminal penises is quite evocative. Truly this screams for the social justice lacking in today’s world.

/progartstudent

[UnCivilServant]

Screw social justice, I want karmic justice.

[gaijin]

Your karma just ran over my dogma.

/ba da bing!

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