Friday Funnies: Harry Reid's Budget Priorities

Chip Bok | 10.11.2013 7:00 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 12 years ago

The Money Pit was Shelly Long's greatest movie. There, I said it.
1. invisible furry hand 12 years ago
  
  Better than Zombie Hamlet?
  
  Apparently there's a remake coming out next year and she's in it
  1. Fist of Etiquette 12 years ago
    
    "Ever" means past or future. So learn to read what is implied at the end of my first sentence.
    1. invisible furry hand 12 years ago
      
      what i usually think is implied at the end of your sentences is far worse than "ever"
2. Ted S. 12 years ago
  
  Better than the Brady Bunch movie?
  1. Fist of Etiquette 12 years ago
    
    Obviously I just meant up to that point in her career.
    1. gaijin 12 years ago
      
      but wait, at 7:19 above you said pastg or future. Which is it Fist? Now or forever?
      1. Fist of Etiquette 12 years ago
        
        "Now" means the present. I never said the present, only the past and/or the future. So to answer your question: Precisely.
        
        gaijin 12 years ago
        
        Well then, presently, I will consider your answer to have been correct.
3. JeremyR 12 years ago
  
  Caveman is actually funny, though.
  
  It's largely forgotten now, but it really shouldn't be.
  1. The Original Jason 12 years ago
    
    Tala!
4. Snark Plissken 12 years ago
  
  The copy of Cheers the Movie from an alternate timeline which I happen to own, is slightly better than The Money Pit.
  1. Almanian! 12 years ago
    
    Shelly Long leaving "Cheers" - best career move ever, or best career move EVAR?
  2. Fist of Etiquette 12 years ago
    
    So you chose to italicize the title of the movie that exists only in your mind but not the title of the real one. Interesting.
    1. robc 12 years ago
      
      Its the italic universe.
5. Gene 12 years ago
  
  What there was another one.
H. ReardEn 12 years ago

If there was a Nobel Prize for political cartoons, Bok wouldn't get a nomination.

Bok should consider the by-mail Art Instruction School
Swiss Servator, Kneel to Zug! 12 years ago

*ahem* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

There, now no one should feel compelled to laugh, I have done it for us all. Gah.
1. Almanian! 12 years ago
  
  A grateful commentariat is grateful, Swiss.
2. robc 12 years ago
  
  This was far better than most of Bok's work.
  
  I smiled.
  1. GILMORE 12 years ago
    
    i dont get it. i never get it.
    1. PM 12 years ago
      
      When asked by a CNN reporter at a press conference, vis-a-vis voting on a bill passed by the house providing short-term ongoing funding for child cancer research at the National Institutes of Health:
      
      But if you can help one child with cancer, why wouldn't you do it?
      
      Reid replied:
      
      Why would we want to do that?
      
      And then proceeded to lecture the reporter about the what an irresponsible job she was doing asking him such a question.
      
      http://twitchy.com/2013/10/02/.....heir-fate/
      1. GILMORE 12 years ago
        
        i prefer to still not get it
SugarFree 12 years ago

Harry Reid: The missing evolutionary link between humans and a dead dog's asshole.
1. Rich 12 years ago
  
  Silver State Senator, dripping from a dead dog's hole ....
  1. GILMORE 12 years ago
    
    coo coo kachoo
    
    it sure is dusty in here
Lord Humungus 12 years ago

Amazingly Bok makes Reid look better than real life.
Restoras 12 years ago

I really don't understand how Bok keeps this gig.
1. Almanian! 12 years ago
  
  I read that as "Reid keeps his gig".
  
  Same thought applies, really.
2. Longtorso, Johnny 12 years ago
  
  I really don't understand how Bok keeps this gig
  
  Incriminating photos of Gillespie doing Krugman cosplay.
Almanian! 12 years ago

I didn't laugh.
Not funny.
I don't get it.
NEEDZ MOAR LABELS.

Happy fucking ErmahgerdSerkerwersterShertdernAgeddonolypse Friday, Reasonoids.
1. Gene 12 years ago
  
  ErmahgerdSerkerwersterShertdernAgeddonolypse
  
  Alas, Google search yielded no results or suggestions.
  
  Are there no Reasonoids at Google?
2. Gene 12 years ago
  
  ErmahgerdSerkerwersterShertdernAgeddonolypse
  
  Alas, Google search yielded no results or suggestions.
  
  Are there no Reasonoids at Google?
3. PM 12 years ago
  
  I don't get it.
  
  It's topical, albeit a few days past its prime. See: http://reason.com/blog/2013/10.....nt_4059771
  1. The Original Jason 12 years ago
    
    Isn't Reason always a few days past its prime?
lap83 12 years ago

Why is Andy Rooney talking to a bouquet of tootsie pops?
1. H. ReardEn 12 years ago
  
  What, you've never seen that before?
  
  'Did you ever notice that it take a lot more than 3 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?'
Tim 12 years ago

Make with the links already.
1. robc 12 years ago
  
  Patience.
  
  Look at the clock.
  
  Patience.
2. Lord Humungus 12 years ago
  
  only a few minutes more, comrade.
Neoliberal Kochtopus 12 years ago

Warty, if you're out there, MattY is currently in Cleveland. Can you, you know, send him on a 'trip to Belize' for me?
Cdr Lytton 12 years ago

When did the Cryptkeeper become a pundit?
herbisonmatilde 12 years ago

my friend's step-sister makes $84/hr on the computer. She has been laid off for nine months but last month her check was $21144 just working on the computer for a few hours. Continue Reading
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Teaganl 12 years ago

Since I started fre+lancing I've been bringing in $90 bucks/h? I sit at home and i am doing my work from my laptop. The best thing is that i get more time to spent with my family and with my kids and in the same time i can earn enough to support them... You can do it too. Start here.for more work detail go to tech tab.
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carminahultgren 12 years ago

my buddy's aunt makes $87 an hour on the internet. She has been laid off for six months but last month her payment was $19984 just working on the internet for a few hours. great post to read
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