Friday Funnies: Harry Reid's Budget Priorities

Harry Reid's budget prioritiesChip Bok

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  • Fist of Etiquette||

    The Money Pit was Shelly Long's greatest movie. There, I said it.

  • ||

    Better than Zombie Hamlet?

    Apparently there's a remake coming out next year and she's in it

  • Fist of Etiquette||

    "Ever" means past or future. So learn to read what is implied at the end of my first sentence.

  • ||

    what i usually think is implied at the end of your sentences is far worse than "ever"

  • Ted S.||

    Better than the Brady Bunch movie?

  • Fist of Etiquette||

    Obviously I just meant up to that point in her career.

  • gaijin||

    but wait, at 7:19 above you said pastg or future. Which is it Fist? Now or forever?

  • Fist of Etiquette||

    "Now" means the present. I never said the present, only the past and/or the future. So to answer your question: Precisely.

  • gaijin||

    Well then, presently, I will consider your answer to have been correct.

  • JeremyR||

    Caveman is actually funny, though.

    It's largely forgotten now, but it really shouldn't be.

  • The Original Jason||

    Tala!

  • Snark Plissken||

    The copy of Cheers the Movie from an alternate timeline which I happen to own, is slightly better than The Money Pit.

  • Almanian!||

    Shelly Long leaving "Cheers" - best career move ever, or best career move EVAR?

  • Fist of Etiquette||

    So you chose to italicize the title of the movie that exists only in your mind but not the title of the real one. Interesting.

  • robc||

    Its the italic universe.

  • Gene||

    What there was another one.

  • H. ReardEn||

    If there was a Nobel Prize for political cartoons, Bok wouldn't get a nomination.

    Bok should consider the by-mail Art Instruction School

  • Swiss Servator, Kneel to Zug!||

    *ahem* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    There, now no one should feel compelled to laugh, I have done it for us all. Gah.

  • Almanian!||

    A grateful commentariat is grateful, Swiss.

  • robc||

    This was far better than most of Bok's work.

    I smiled.

  • GILMORE||

    i dont get it. i never get it.

  • ||

    When asked by a CNN reporter at a press conference, vis-a-vis voting on a bill passed by the house providing short-term ongoing funding for child cancer research at the National Institutes of Health:

    But if you can help one child with cancer, why wouldn't you do it?

    Reid replied:

    Why would we want to do that?

    And then proceeded to lecture the reporter about the what an irresponsible job she was doing asking him such a question.

    http://twitchy.com/2013/10/02/.....heir-fate/

  • GILMORE||

    i prefer to still not get it

  • SugarFree||

    Harry Reid: The missing evolutionary link between humans and a dead dog's asshole.

  • Rich||

    Silver State Senator, dripping from a dead dog's hole ....

  • GILMORE||

    coo coo kachoo

    it sure is dusty in here

  • Lord Humungus||

    Amazingly Bok makes Reid look better than real life.

  • Restoras||

    I really don't understand how Bok keeps this gig.

  • Almanian!||

    I read that as "Reid keeps his gig".

    Same thought applies, really.

  • Longtorso, Johnny||

    I really don't understand how Bok keeps this gig

    Incriminating photos of Gillespie doing Krugman cosplay.

  • Almanian!||

    I didn't laugh.
    Not funny.
    I don't get it.
    NEEDZ MOAR LABELS.

    Happy fucking ErmahgerdSerkerwersterShertdernAgeddonolypse Friday, Reasonoids.

  • Gene||

    ErmahgerdSerkerwersterShertdernAgeddonolypse

    Alas, Google search yielded no results or suggestions.

    Are there no Reasonoids at Google?

  • Gene||

    ErmahgerdSerkerwersterShertdernAgeddonolypse

    Alas, Google search yielded no results or suggestions.

    Are there no Reasonoids at Google?

  • ||

    I don't get it.

    It's topical, albeit a few days past its prime. See: http://reason.com/blog/2013/10.....nt_4059771

  • The Original Jason||

    Isn't Reason always a few days past its prime?

  • lap83||

    Why is Andy Rooney talking to a bouquet of tootsie pops?

  • H. ReardEn||

    What, you've never seen that before?

    'Did you ever notice that it take a lot more than 3 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?'

  • Tim||

    Make with the links already.

  • robc||

    Patience.

    Look at the clock.

    Patience.

  • Lord Humungus||

    only a few minutes more, comrade.

  • Neoliberal Kochtopus||

    Warty, if you're out there, MattY is currently in Cleveland. Can you, you know, send him on a 'trip to Belize' for me?

  • Cdr Lytton||

    When did the Cryptkeeper become a pundit?

  • herbisonmatilde||

    my friend's step-sister makes $84/hr on the computer. She has been laid off for nine months but last month her check was $21144 just working on the computer for a few hours. Continue Reading
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    http://www.works23.com
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  • Teaganl||

    Since I started fre+lancing I've been bringing in $90 bucks/h… I sit at home and i am doing my work from my laptop. The best thing is that i get more time to spent with my family and with my kids and in the same time i can earn enough to support them... You can do it too. Start here.for more work detail go to tech tab.
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    http://www.JOBS72.com
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  • carminahultgren||

    my buddy's aunt makes $87 an hour on the internet. She has been laid off for six months but last month her payment was $19984 just working on the internet for a few hours. great post to read
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    http://www.works23.com
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