Russ Smith of the great site Splice Today directs our attention to a wheezy James Wolcott essay in Vanity Fair. Wolcott provides a lengthy list of the many books about the 50th anniversary of the JFK assassination that will soon be clogging Amazon's web pages.
Here Smith's take:
It's a surprisingly tame essay from Wolcott, who even in his early dotage still possesses the artful nastiness that's long disappeared from his peers' arsenal. I guess it's because Wolcott was a genuine JFK fan, and just as the BBC satireThat Was the Week That Was suspended its usual format the week Kennedy was killed, some historical events are sacred even for a delightful crank like Wolcott. How else to explain the following gooey reminiscence? He writes: "For kids my age, it was like losing a father, a father who had all our motley fates in his hands. (During the Cuban missile crisis, of 1962, a lot of us grade-schoolers thought we might be goners, our Twilight Zone atomic nightmares about to come true.)"
I'm a few years younger than Wolcott, but of course remember the day well, and yet I find his definitive, speaking-for-a-generation tone both offensive and wrong. One, as shocking as Kennedy's murder was, it wasn't "like losing a father," and to suggest so is an affront to all the children who actually did lose their own father at a tender age. Two, in comparison to the national mayhem later in the 1960s—riots, demonstrations, Vietnam body bags, the shootings of Martin Luther King and Bobby Kennedy, college students seizing buildings—that day in '63, at the time, seemed like an aberration. Sure, it was an almost week-long continuous newsreel on TV, but for "grade-schoolers" it was soon back to life as usual, with Christmas coming up and then a few months later the Beatles-led British Invasion turning the culture on its head. Despite Kennedy's youth (for a president), wit, good looks, stunning wife, money and "charisma," he was born in 1917, and very much a man of the World War II era. Had he lived, it's likely he'd have had almost no comprehension of the emerging Pepsi Generation—until, like civil rights, it was explained to him.
As someone born a few months before JFK was killed, I can't pretend to have an emotional connection to the experience. But as someone who has kept up with the deluge of books that appear every fall, I must say the corpse is getting pretty bare. With the exception of leading-edge boomers - for whom remembering JFK is typically an exercise in open nostalgia - is there any interest in combing through Camelot like it's the ruins of a once-great civilization?
I'm happy to have been raised in an age when no one is any longer under illusions about the country's ruling class, the means to which the worst of them resort to gain power, and the elaborate Potemkin lives they stage. It's a better world all around than constantly having to check your bullshit detector at the door everytime you start to swoon for the giants of your youth.
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The scary thing lurking behind all of these assassination-haunted books is the awareness that we have immensely more gun nuts running around today than we did in 1963, and they are toting a lot more fire-power.
It is amazing how these people rewrite history to fit their narrative. The truth that Oswald was a young, angry communist can never be admitted. No, he was a right wing gun nut, whatever that is.
Roy Smith said he kept the Colt .32 handgun in his car for carjackers. Gwinnett police said he faces three counts of misdemeanor simple assault and pointing a firearm at another.
Protestors Toni Pendley and Marge Moore are part of the Overpasses for Obama's Impeachment movement, a national movement that places signs along interstate overpasses with anti-Obama messages.
He looks like the kind of 40 year old balding loser who, in a perfect world, would be living in his mother's basement blogging and playing WoW all day. Not someone whose opinions are read and taken seriously by anyone.
I am the same age as Wolcott and I remember the day well. My teacher, ironically, Mrs Fitzgerald, ran out of the room crying. Mrs F was a real beauty with nice big tits, much bigger than those little bumps growing on the girls in the class, and not like the rounded lumps under the nuns' habits. She wore those old-fashioned bras that made her boobs look real pointy, like torpedoes. I'm sure she inspired some of my first stiffies. And she dressed well, with patterned skirts and tight sweaters. She was tall, with nice teeth, and called us 'clowns' in a playful way. I was one of her favorites.
Ms. Rupard wore those same bras, and at that point they became more rare to see in the early 80s. That's why the kids called her Torpedo Tits. However, she never gave me a stiffy because it was the seventh grade. There was a French girl whose bumps became bombs, and whose back side grew so fine it almost got a male teacher canned for having eyes that couldn't hide what he was thinking.
Just looked her up on Facebook. Still hot, moved to France after college.
and yet I find his definitive, speaking-for-a-generation tone both offensive and wrong.
As somebody born in 1972, I find the boomers' attempt to control the cultural dialog for all generations to be even more offensive. Why are we still stuck in a 60s view of race relations, or look at today's wars like Vietnam. And for fuck's sake, can we finally retire the -gate suffix for political scandals?
Nothing gets boomers going like a vigorous bout of navel gazing. Can you imagine if Facebook and Twitter had existed in 1966? The world would have imploded under the weight of that level of narcissism.
I was tasked with interviewing my parents remembrance of the JFK assassination for an 8th grade history project. My folks were freshmen in college in Fall of "63. During my mothers hour long rant, she explained that the Kennedy's were a bunch of socialist jackalopes that neither deserved our family's sympathy or allegiance. They are very conservative republicans. My teacher was not impressed. But I definitely learned to distrust authority, think for myself, and... To never asky mom about politics.
I was 15 at the time. I think that Kennedy was about the 1st president to really receive the adulation of the press, Camelot and all that, and worrying about Jackie's attire. Democrat presidents seem to be more like media stars, than say, a Dick Nixon.
What a fitting comparison. John Kennedy was basically just a pretty Richard Nixon. All the dirty tricks. All the pointless wars. All the targeting of political opposition. It always struck me that Nixon always seemed keenly aware of this. And that was why he was genuinely confused that the public found his behavior unacceptable.
No comparison. Kennedy was personable and approachable. Remember the Vaughn Meader impressions? Kennedy once even opened a DNC fundraiser with "Vaughn Meader couldn't make it, so they sent me."
Nixon might have been more intelligent, but he was always paranoid.
I've always believed that JFK was killed by a time traveler from the future (on the grassy knoll), preventing WW3 (since JFK was literally nuts).
Well, not really, but it wouldn't surprise me. Dude was really nuts.
And it wasn't just the Baby Boomers that idealized him. I had a great Aunt, I guess born about 1925 or so, that had pictures of him all over her house. Him and Jesus. Tacky, aquamarine JFK and Jesus portraits.
No, but that was reasonably close to a J. Neal Schulman TV script.
I was about 9.5 YO. My mother revered JFK, but I was just bugged my favorite TV shows were off for the whole weekend. I really didn't see it as a big deal. I knew there was someone who'd replace him. Actually, except for the TV part, I saw it as kind of kewl, or at worst a normal part of democracy. When you had a president you didn't like, you could kill him.
As to the Beatles, I thought they too were enormously overrated. The stuff they played on Ed Sullivan sounded just like what every garage band was playing, yet these girls were swooning because, apparently, these musicians had British accents and bad barbers. (Once they hit it big, the Beatles went on to record some much more interesting music for a while. Then they went back to pedestrian.)
I'm partial to the theory that John Connally was Oswald's target, and that Secret Service agent James Hickey, preparing to return fire, had his gun go off accidentally and blow up Kennedy's head. If that's not the truth, it at least fits my sense of humor.
I cant remember who made the case, but a book published a few years ago traced the decent into madness experienced by the left and liberal statists to the assassination of JFK. They couldn't get over the cognitive dissonance of JFK being murdered by a card carrying communist and it drove the batshit insane.
Is Wolcott the guy who roots for hurricanes as instruments of Gaia's wrath?
The scary thing lurking behind all of these assassination-haunted books is the awareness that we have immensely more gun nuts running around today than we did in 1963, and they are toting a lot more fire-power.
It is amazing how these people rewrite history to fit their narrative. The truth that Oswald was a young, angry communist can never be admitted. No, he was a right wing gun nut, whatever that is.
Oh, irony.
Its amazing how they willfully disregard the statistics showing the steady decline of gun violence over decades.
Or the ones showing zero effects from previous gun control on existing murder/violent crime trends.
The Platonic ideal of "windy gas-bag"
Glad you pointed that out, for some reason I was thinking he would be more distinguished looking, and therefore, his opinion worthy of consideration.
Probably this reason:
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media....._getty.jpg
Now I know for certain I'm a much more handsome gent than James Walcott, I can dismiss his claim on truth with the alacrity it deserves.
He looks like the kind of 40 year old balding loser who, in a perfect world, would be living in his mother's basement blogging and playing WoW all day. Not someone whose opinions are read and taken seriously by anyone.
He's the real real 40-year old virgin behind Steve Carrell's Hollywood gloss.
40? You mean 60, right? I'm almost 40 and I don't even remember the Carter Administration, let alone Kennedy.
I mean, shit, dude, this aging thing is lousy enough without speeding up the process.
He looks almost exactly like the WoW troll from South Park.
I'll never forget when JFK Jr. died. It was like I'd lost a drunken idiot uncle.
I am the same age as Wolcott and I remember the day well. My teacher, ironically, Mrs Fitzgerald, ran out of the room crying. Mrs F was a real beauty with nice big tits, much bigger than those little bumps growing on the girls in the class, and not like the rounded lumps under the nuns' habits. She wore those old-fashioned bras that made her boobs look real pointy, like torpedoes. I'm sure she inspired some of my first stiffies. And she dressed well, with patterned skirts and tight sweaters. She was tall, with nice teeth, and called us 'clowns' in a playful way. I was one of her favorites.
That's how I remember the day.
Ms. Rupard wore those same bras, and at that point they became more rare to see in the early 80s. That's why the kids called her Torpedo Tits. However, she never gave me a stiffy because it was the seventh grade. There was a French girl whose bumps became bombs, and whose back side grew so fine it almost got a male teacher canned for having eyes that couldn't hide what he was thinking.
Just looked her up on Facebook. Still hot, moved to France after college.
"That's how I remember the day."
JFK would approve.
JFK APPROVES.
and yet I find his definitive, speaking-for-a-generation tone both offensive and wrong.
As somebody born in 1972, I find the boomers' attempt to control the cultural dialog for all generations to be even more offensive. Why are we still stuck in a 60s view of race relations, or look at today's wars like Vietnam. And for fuck's sake, can we finally retire the -gate suffix for political scandals?
Nothing gets boomers going like a vigorous bout of navel gazing. Can you imagine if Facebook and Twitter had existed in 1966? The world would have imploded under the weight of that level of narcissism.
In fairness, Watergategate was very impactful.
I believe it was John who said the Kennedy clan is white trash with money. I appreciated him clarifying why the Kennedy's disgust me.
I was tasked with interviewing my parents remembrance of the JFK assassination for an 8th grade history project. My folks were freshmen in college in Fall of "63. During my mothers hour long rant, she explained that the Kennedy's were a bunch of socialist jackalopes that neither deserved our family's sympathy or allegiance. They are very conservative republicans. My teacher was not impressed. But I definitely learned to distrust authority, think for myself, and... To never asky mom about politics.
Nape. Jackanapes. Jeesh
jackalopes works, too. mythical, like camelot.
Your mom should start posting here.
I was 15 at the time. I think that Kennedy was about the 1st president to really receive the adulation of the press, Camelot and all that, and worrying about Jackie's attire. Democrat presidents seem to be more like media stars, than say, a Dick Nixon.
"...than say, a Dick Nixon."
What a fitting comparison. John Kennedy was basically just a pretty Richard Nixon. All the dirty tricks. All the pointless wars. All the targeting of political opposition. It always struck me that Nixon always seemed keenly aware of this. And that was why he was genuinely confused that the public found his behavior unacceptable.
No comparison. Kennedy was personable and approachable. Remember the Vaughn Meader impressions? Kennedy once even opened a DNC fundraiser with "Vaughn Meader couldn't make it, so they sent me."
Nixon might have been more intelligent, but he was always paranoid.
Okay, I stand corrected - a pretty and affable Nixon.
I've always believed that JFK was killed by a time traveler from the future (on the grassy knoll), preventing WW3 (since JFK was literally nuts).
Well, not really, but it wouldn't surprise me. Dude was really nuts.
And it wasn't just the Baby Boomers that idealized him. I had a great Aunt, I guess born about 1925 or so, that had pictures of him all over her house. Him and Jesus. Tacky, aquamarine JFK and Jesus portraits.
Isn't that a Stephen King book?
No, but that was reasonably close to a J. Neal Schulman TV script.
I was about 9.5 YO. My mother revered JFK, but I was just bugged my favorite TV shows were off for the whole weekend. I really didn't see it as a big deal. I knew there was someone who'd replace him. Actually, except for the TV part, I saw it as kind of kewl, or at worst a normal part of democracy. When you had a president you didn't like, you could kill him.
As to the Beatles, I thought they too were enormously overrated. The stuff they played on Ed Sullivan sounded just like what every garage band was playing, yet these girls were swooning because, apparently, these musicians had British accents and bad barbers. (Once they hit it big, the Beatles went on to record some much more interesting music for a while. Then they went back to pedestrian.)
I'm partial to the theory that John Connally was Oswald's target, and that Secret Service agent James Hickey, preparing to return fire, had his gun go off accidentally and blow up Kennedy's head. If that's not the truth, it at least fits my sense of humor.
I cant remember who made the case, but a book published a few years ago traced the decent into madness experienced by the left and liberal statists to the assassination of JFK. They couldn't get over the cognitive dissonance of JFK being murdered by a card carrying communist and it drove the batshit insane.