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A.M. Links: Newly Declassified Secret Court Opinion Reveals More NSA Impropriety, Some Democrats See Bright Side to Government Shutdown Too, New York Tops List of States People Pulling Money Out Of

Ed Krayewski | 8.22.2013 9:00 AM

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    The US government declassified a secret court opinion that revealed communications of tens of thousands of Americans was illegally gathered, beyond previous disclosures. Lawmakers promise new hearings.

  • Some Democrats think a government shutdown would work for them too, insofar as they believe it'd help them in the 2014 elections.
  • Lawyers for Bradley Manning believe he could be paroled after seven years in prison; he was sentenced to 35 but the military offers parole and time off for good behavior.
  • The Treasury's inspector general found in an audit that the IRS Is not keeping track of its software licenses and even using unlicensed software, which is, erm, illegal.
  • A 76-year-old nursing home patient in Missouri died after being subdued by cops by being tasered.
  • A Baltimore cop was convicted of perjury and fraud related to an attempt to collect workers compensation after shooting himself but claiming someone else shot it.  While he is awaiting sentencing, he's still employed by the Baltimore police department, whose internal affairs investigation isn't over.
  • There could be up to 50,000 feral dogs living on the streets of Detroit.
  • New York and California top a list of states people are taking their money and running away from.
  • The French foreign minister wants the West to respond with "force" if the use of chemical weapons by the Syrian government is confirmed.

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Ed Krayewski is a former associate editor at Reason.

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    Some Democrats think a government shutdown would work for them too, insofar as they believe it'd help them in the 2014 elections.

    NBC News will be sure to tell you every night the shutdown is the Sequester times 9/11.

    1. VG Zaytsev   12 years ago

      What happens if the shut down the government and no one notices?

      1. wareagle   12 years ago

        then it would be, as FOE says, the sequester on a slightly larger scale.

    2. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

      So, while they'll be saying a shutdown is worse than the U.S. going Nazi, they're also saying that it's politically a good thing? Ye gods.

      1. Auric Demonocles   12 years ago

        Yes, a shutdown is the worst thing that could every happen to the US, but they won't delay Obamacare to avoid that from happening.

        1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

          Losing ObamaCarousel is also the worst thing that could ever happen.

          1. Tonio   12 years ago

            Renew!

            1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

              My local sandman says he'll help me get through the turmoil of Last Day if I have any trouble.

              1. KMA Too   12 years ago

                "Open wide and say Ankh..."

                And, yes, it could be quite a bit more than just the mouth.

  2. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    New York and California top a list of states people are taking their money and running away from.

    Flyawayfrom States.

    1. gaijin   12 years ago

      I would be interested in the $ per fleeing person for each state. Is California still number one in terms of sheer humanity choosing exodus?

    2. Auric Demonocles   12 years ago

      I actually am considering moving to California in another couple of years. Though I wouldn't want to stay there long term. I'm just considering something like a 4-5 year stint at our LA office.

      1. gaijin   12 years ago

        moving to California in another couple of years.

        why?

        1. Drake   12 years ago

          It's probably the best place in the Continental U.S. to be a drunk homeless bum. Otherwise, avoid.

        2. some guy   12 years ago

          He wants to make sure his local porn stars use condoms, of course.

          1. Auric Demonocles   12 years ago

            And if the use of condoms is a question, there is a dick involved, in which case I see no reason to watch it anyway.

            1. Almanian!   12 years ago

              there is a dick involved

              Well - it's Cali, so, yeah

        3. VG Zaytsev   12 years ago

          California is a great place to live, except for the state government. And even there, they 'only' fuck up the economy, which doesn't personally matter if you have money.

          I'd say that is large part of the problem. Rich people in CA earn their money out of state (hollywood, silicon valley, rich transplants) and therefor have little incentive to improve the state's local economy instead of pushing aesthetic issues (equality & fairness, evironmentalism, nimbyism, etc).

        4. Auric Demonocles   12 years ago

          I've been in the Northeast for my entire life. The weather there is good yearround. I can transfer there without getting a new job, and my company will pay the moving costs.

          1. gaijin   12 years ago

            I've been in the Northeast for my entire life.

            ah, gotcha.

          2. Art Vandelay   12 years ago

            Auric - you're a fellow Masshole, right?

            In terms of quality of life, most of California is a huge improvement. I left Boston in '97 and haven't looked back.

            However, I fucking hate LA. Any other part of the state is wonderful, but LA sucks ass.

            1. Auric Demonocles   12 years ago

              Yeah, I live in Boston now. I actually really like it here, but I don't want to end up spending my whole life within one little (~300 mile) region.

              LA is the best option for me career wise. I'd use the couple of years before I moved back as a chance to explore a lot of the west coast more easily.

  3. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

    From 24/7 to Hit & Run... amazing these infernal contraptions called computers.

    1. Slammer   12 years ago

      God, they're desperate for hits on 24/7 aren't they? Shameless.

  4. gaijin   12 years ago

    What the heck was with the AM Links appearing in the 24/7 page? An attempt at misdirection, yet Fist was still there.

    1. Swiss Servator - past LTC(ret)   12 years ago

      He is Legion.

      1. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

        I'm in Krayewski's brain.

      2. WON   12 years ago

        no, FoE is everyone.

        1. gaijin   12 years ago

          For as the body is one, and hath many members, and all the members of that one body, being many, are one body: so also is Fist.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder   12 years ago

      I solved the quandary. FOE is a squirrel living in the Reason server farm.

      1. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

        If that was the case I would be actively fucking up everyone else's comments. That, I promise you.

        1. Auric Demonocles   12 years ago

          With how horrible my typing/spelling/grammar has been lately, I suspect this to be the case.

        2. T   12 years ago

          How could we tell? We make enough fucked up comments without your intervention.

          Or do we...

  5. Swiss Servator - past LTC(ret)   12 years ago

    "There could be up to 50,000 feral dogs living on the streets of Detroit."

    Police everywhere suddenly start sporting wood at the thought of a road trip.

    1. gaijin   12 years ago

      I smell a reality TV competition in the making

    2. Raston Bot   12 years ago

      Reminds of that deleted scene from Talladega Nights where Ricky and Cal do a PSA about wild dogs in control of America's major cities.

    3. The DerpRider   12 years ago

      The explosion of feral dogs coincides with the city allowing officers to live outside of the city. Not a coincidence.

  6. Neoliberal Kochtopus   12 years ago

    There could be up to 50,000 feral dogs living on the streets of Detroit.

    And those are just the residents.

    1. John   12 years ago

      The liberals can't just kill the greatest industrial city in human history. They have to draw and quarter and burn the body so it can never return from the dead.

      1. Drake   12 years ago

        They are just dancing on the grave at this point.

      2. mad libertarian guy   12 years ago

        The liberals can't just kill the greatest industrial city in human history. They have to draw and quarter and burn the body so it can never return from the dead.

        All while blaming libertarians.

  7. sarcasmic   12 years ago

    Street justice? Furious mother punches skater who accidentally knocks over her son while doing trick at park

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....-park.html
    Ha ha! I never liked skaters.

    1. RBS   12 years ago

      I remember this one time at the beach when I was about 5-6. I was playing in the mud when some guy stepped on my face while he was running after a Frisbee. I thought my uncle was going to make that guy eat his frisbee.

      1. Ted S.   12 years ago

        So that's why you're so hideous looking!

    2. JW   12 years ago

      Ha ha! I never liked skaters.

      I dislike holier-than-thou parents who think their lives rise above all others even more.

      I hope they throw that woman with anger control issues in the klink.

    3. Damned Fool   12 years ago

      In this case, he was at a designated skate park, and the kid walked across his path. Mother's at fault.

      1. JW   12 years ago

        I didn't catch that it was a skate park. Nice.

        Fuck. That. Bitch. Throw her in jail.

    4. Raston Bot   12 years ago

      That's assault.

  8. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    Lawyers for Bradley Manning believe he could be paroled after seven years in prison...

    No need. Obama's going to pardon him.

    1. Certified Public Asskicker   12 years ago

      None of the links are about Chelsea Manning???

    2. Swiss Servator - past LTC(ret)   12 years ago

      Did you manage to type that whole thing with a straight face?

      1. John   12 years ago

        You kid. But let Obama have a few more scandals and lose the Senate in 14 and he would pardon Manning in a heart beat as a cover your bruises and come back present to the anti-war Left.

        1. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

          You're thinking of the Clintons. I don't see that from this team, good misdirection strategy or not.

        2. tarran   12 years ago

          I don't think Obama would pardon Manning even if he were sympathetic to him.

          I have a hunch that Obama has alienated much of the foreign policy establishment, particularly in the military, and he is trying to toss them bones so they don't say bad things about him.

          1. John   12 years ago

            Who does he need more, the military or the anti-war left? If the military and foreign policy establishment ever turns on him, the old left will be all he has left.

            1. wareagle   12 years ago

              at this point, he doesn't "need" anyone really since your point assumese he gives a shit about doing the job of POTUS, something he has never shown teh inclination to do. The man's entry into lame duck status is becoming solidified and his slide to historical footnote is underway.

              1. mad libertarian guy   12 years ago

                The man's entry into lame duck status is becoming solidified and his slide to historical footnote is underway.

                Yes. No.

                There is no way that the academics who write history books will relegate Black Jesus to historical obscurity. He will be The One who had the best ideas in the history of ever but was thwarted at every turn by Evil Republicans and their Libertarian overlords.

            2. VG Zaytsev   12 years ago

              The old left hasn't turned on him yet. Manning sure as hell isn't going to cause it to do so.

              And anyway, the only thing he cares about at this point is lining his and his cronies pockets.

        3. Andrew S.   12 years ago

          If he's going to pardon to the "anti-war left", the only time that could happen is on January 19, 2017, before a Republican president (not Paul) takes office the next day. Otherwise the anti-war left is still a myth.

          1. Invisible Finger   12 years ago

            Obama will pardon Manning only if Rand Paul is POTUS and would pardon him on January 21, 2017.

        4. RBS   12 years ago

          Yeah, this is a guy who won't pardon all the crackheads serving ridiculous sentences. And he actually agrees (at least publicly) that those sentences are terrible.

          1. John   12 years ago

            Yes. But if he thought doing so would help him politically, the Black Jesus would set the captives free!!

            1. RBS   12 years ago

              This is also true.

  9. sarcasmic   12 years ago

    There IS such a thing as a free lunch: Thrifty 22-year-old spends nothing on food because he 'shops' for all his meals in dustbins
    Maximus Thaler and friends are Freegans living in Somerville, Massachusetts
    They dig through bins in search of food, flowers and any other usable items
    Now they hope to open a caf? to distribute meals for free to anyone

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....tbins.html
    Is that shit legal?

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder   12 years ago

      I figure they're going to find out real quick what a food safety inspection is.

      1. sarcasmic   12 years ago

        Freedom means asking permission and taking orders.

        1. Sy   12 years ago

          "'There is no reason for this food to be thrown out. It is just as good now as it was 20 minutes ago when it was in the supermarket."

          Not that I'm against recycling or helping the poor or whatever, but the main reason things have expiration dates is because they become unsafe to digest (according to the FDA/DoA, anyways). As long as the producers are off the hook for massive E. Coli and Salmonella poisonings, I say go for it, you dirty hippy.

          1. sarcasmic   12 years ago

            The main reason why things have expiration dates is so that the producers can't be sued if someone eats something after the expiration date and gets sick.

            If it smells OK and isn't furry, then it's probably fine.

            1. Sy   12 years ago

              Yeah, exactly this. I could just see a lot of potential for lawsuits outta this.. I know this guy's intentions are good but you know what they say..

        2. Swiss Servator - past LTC(ret)   12 years ago

          And when in Chicago, also paying bribes to the inspectors, aldermen, etc.

    2. Auric Demonocles   12 years ago

      There a lot of really... weird people in Somerville. Luckily they generally don't like well lit places or sports, so I can sit in my favorite bar and just judge them as they walk by on the street.

      Though there's also at lest 2 other members of the commetariat who live there.

      1. Butts Wagner   12 years ago

        ding. After digging up some more info on Maximus, it appears he's from the same town where Roger Ailes and Patty Hearst live.

        1. cmace   12 years ago

          Patty Hearst

          Is she still alive?

          1. Cassius   12 years ago

            Oh yeah, pardoned by Clinton, she does interviews once and awhile.

    3. RBS   12 years ago

      One of those shows on TLC or Bravo had some woman who got all her food from trash cans etc. Actually, I think she got everything in her apartment from trashcans. Anyway, she tried to serve that shit to some friends. Hilarity ensued.

      1. paranoid android   12 years ago

        Are you sure you weren't just watching Portlandia?

    4. John   12 years ago

      They are called freegans. They are a special breed of dirty hipster.

      1. Auric Demonocles   12 years ago

        The eastern part is kind of slumish, but the western part of Somerville has a lot of hipsterdom.

      2. mad libertarian guy   12 years ago

        They have a valid point, but their methodology is absurd.

        1. paranoid android   12 years ago

          Freegans, as I understand them, go beyond just being thrifty; to them, commerce of any kind is participating in the oppressive capitalist system and must be avoided, and the dumpster diving is an extension of that. They won't participate in the economy, but they'll live off its scraps like dogs while claiming moral superiority.

          1. Bobarian   12 years ago

            AKA parasites.

  10. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

    Building evacuated after burlesque dancer sets off fire alarm with burning nipple tassels

    Burlesque dancer sets off fire alarm with burning tasselsGo Go Amy's flaming nipple tassel performance didn't go as planned (Picture: YouTube)

    A burlesque dancer's raunchy show raised the temperature in more ways than one after her nipple tassels caught on fire and the building she was performing in had to be evacuated.

    Go Go Amy's show turned out to be a no no after her breast contraptions caused the venue at Dundee's Abertay University to be emptied.

    The fire alarms were set off after the temptress blew out her tassels, which were ablaze.

    Hundreds of customers were left disappointed and instead of getting hot under the collar, they were escorted outside.

    1. gaijin   12 years ago

      Man, that's hot!

    2. Ted S.   12 years ago

      Disappointed at not seeing a Scottish person completely naked?

    3. Slammer   12 years ago

      I hope her tits are ok.

      1. SugarFree   12 years ago

        She's a burlesque dancer. They probably weren't OK before she set them on fire.

    4. Warty   12 years ago

      Isn't burlesque French for "fat girl"? She's much less fat than I expected.

    5. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

      Areolas ablaze, Go Go Amy needed a cold shower for more reasons than one. Like two small funeral pyres set for the death of young burlesque viewers' innocence, the busty bonfire was a real showstopper. The scorching show came to an abrupt end when the tender tinder ignited, nearly starting a devastating funbagocaust. And so on.

    6. mr simple   12 years ago

      Show planner Ky Thomasson-Kay told the Sun: 'They weren't meant to use fire in the act but I think they just completely forgot.

      Yeah, that's it. They forgot.

    7. Aloysious   12 years ago

      Flaming Nipple Tassles.

      Good band name.

      1. Bobarian   12 years ago

        Until your lead singer burns down the place.

  11. sarcasmic   12 years ago

    Horrifying moment baton-wielding French policeman unleashes uncontrollable brutality on woman before dousing her in tear gas
    Police were filmed beating a woman while arresting her male companion
    Film shows woman biting a police officer which he answers with blows
    Officer hit her several times and sprayed her in the face with tear gas

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....r-gas.html
    Cops are cops are cops.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder   12 years ago

      If she was biting him, I can't have too much sympathy for her.

      1. UnCivilServant   12 years ago

        Depends, was it before or after the baton was striking?

      2. califernian   12 years ago

        Why not? A fucking armed gangster was kidnapping her boyfriend.

  12. sarcasmic   12 years ago

    Who am I?!American who woke up one day and could only speak Swedish goes to Europe in an attempt to regain his memories

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....emory.html
    This is one messed up story.

    1. mr simple   12 years ago

      Speaking through an interpreter, he said his name was Johan Elk, but that clashed with the Social Security card, passport and veteran's medical card he was carrying - all which identified him as Michael Boatwright.

      Hopefully he'll remember everything before the agents from Treadstone catch him.

      1. Aloysious   12 years ago

        +1 Robert Ludlum

    2. AlexInCT   12 years ago

      He is probably a Swedish sleeper agent. Sent here to be activated when the Swedes decide it is finally time to conquer the world....

      1. Bobarian   12 years ago

        So... sleeping for a real long time?

  13. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    Lawmakers promise new hearings.

    This just in: Congress loves empty grandstanding when cameras are turned on.

  14. sarcasmic   12 years ago

    Aspiring Brooklyn rapper's Instagram posts of weapons and wads of cash led to the biggest gun bust in New York City history

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....-bust.html
    Dumbass. Seriously. Don't brag about criminal activity unless you want to get caught. Dumb fuck.

    1. Raston Bot   12 years ago

      Adam Kokesh?

  15. sarcasmic   12 years ago

    UPS repeatedly blames Obamacare for having to drop health insurance coverage for 15,000 employees' spouses

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....ouses.html
    But, but, but...

    1. Andrew S.   12 years ago

      Obviously we need more regulation so employers can't do this. Duh.

      1. Doctor Whom   12 years ago

        There should be a penaltax.

    2. John   12 years ago

      They are lying to hurt Obama. Racists!!

      1. mad libertarian guy   12 years ago

        I imagine that UVA is too?

        1. mr simple   12 years ago

          Of course. Virginia is in the south which automatically means racist.

          1. mad libertarian guy   12 years ago

            Because UVA is run by a notorious Southerner from Illinois and who got her PhD from the University of Chicago.

            But we all know that she is guilty by association with a school in the south. The ghost of Jefferson visited her and indoctrinated her in the ways of slavery.

    3. VG Zaytsev   12 years ago

      Obviously they(the spouses) didn't want to keep their insurance.

      1. AlexInCT   12 years ago

        It's the plan that hey currently have. They are getting to keep it!

    4. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

      They're just delivering anecdotes. Lots of anecdotes, but still just anecdotes.

      1. Bobarian   12 years ago

        Soon we'll have roughly 300 million anecdotes to work with.

  16. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

    Facebook rage over censored kangaroo

    The offending image shows the Featherdale Wildlife Park's kangaroo Big Baz hanging out in the sun. It was altered to blur out Baz's genitals with the caption: "Enjoying a lazy afternoon at Featherdale Wildlife Park. *Censored for Facebook".

    But the lighthearted post wasn't well received with many commenters removing the page from their Facebook 'likes'.

    Comments included: "Censoring the reproductive organs of an animal is one of the most stupidest things I've ever seen. Well done Australia!".

    1. Swiss Servator - past LTC(ret)   12 years ago

      "Censoring the reproductive organs of an animal is one of the most stupidest things I've ever seen. Well done Australia!".

      I am sure ifh could point out many, many things that were worse.

      1. VG Zaytsev   12 years ago

        most stupidest?

        1. Swiss Servator - past LTC(ret)   12 years ago

          Australian grammour?

  17. Slammer   12 years ago

    Bradley Manning Says He Wants To Live as a Woman

    He did what he did because PATRIARCHY...or something something

    1. gaijin   12 years ago

      Does this mean he will serve his time in a women's prison?

      1. Tonio   12 years ago

        That is a really good question.

    2. Bardas Phocas   12 years ago

      He needs to check his privledge.

      1. Swiss Servator - past LTC(ret)   12 years ago

        Maybe this is exactly what he is doing? He is turning in his male privilege for good.

        1. Andrew S.   12 years ago

          Except to the radical feminists, who think that MtF transgenders are the worst of all, because they're somehow oppressing women.

          1. DJF   12 years ago

            I thought it was because they leave the toliet seat up in the womans restroom.

    3. Tonio   12 years ago

      This isn't to dis Manning, but for some people this will only undermine the credibility of anyone who dares to question the government or expose wrongdoing.

      Having said that, Manning has to live her life as she see's fit to do, and has my sympathy.

      1. CampingInYourPark   12 years ago

        +1 life with new personal pronouns

  18. sarcasmic   12 years ago

    Underground city and slave tunnels are discovered beneath Emperor Hadrian's Villa in Rome

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sci.....-Rome.html

    The villa was started in 117AD. When the Roman Empire fell the palace was looted and damaged but the underground network is 'almost intact'.

    I wonder what they'll find under Camp David after the American Empire falls and is looted.

    1. bmp1701   12 years ago

      I wonder what they'll find under Camp David after the American Empire falls and is looted.

      Bill's old collection of Hustler and Penthouse. Dubya's collection of toy soldiers and a secret whiskey distillery. Obama's writing room, complete with several rough drafts of his autobiography ("Are you there, Saint Keynes? It's me, the Saviour of America").

      1. Doctor Whom   12 years ago

        My Keynes, My Keynes, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?

    2. Rasilio   12 years ago

      "I wonder what they'll find under Camp David after the American Empire falls and is looted."

      Jimmy Hoffa's body

  19. Gene   12 years ago

    There could be up to 50,000 feral dogs living on the streets of Detroit

    Just wait till they start crossbreeding with the Coyotes.

    1. Swiss Servator - past LTC(ret)   12 years ago

      Coydogs, FTW!

      1. T   12 years ago

        Last time I checked, which was earlier this year, coyotes, dogs, and wolves can all interbreed. There's some debate within the scientific community as to if there's enough distinction between a coyote and wolf, genetically speaking.

        1. Red Rocks Rockin   12 years ago

          I figured the relative size would be enough of an identifier, even if they can interbreed. I've been around some wolf/dog hybrids, and they are incredibly strong for their size and physically robust. I can't imagine coyotes having the same level of physical power.

      2. db   12 years ago

        Let me guess: you put on your Speedsuit and did some Super Science on the topic. For science.

  20. Auric Demonocles   12 years ago

    Wow. My trip to Chicago is only a week away. This summer flew by. It's Labor Day already?

    1. DJF   12 years ago

      Have you already bought your bullet proof vest?

      1. Auric Demonocles   12 years ago

        But how could Chicago possibly have any guns?!

        1. DJF   12 years ago

          At night the NRA uses their helicopters to drops them into the city. The unregistered guns then go wild and shoot anyone they meet.

          1. Swiss Servator - past LTC(ret)   12 years ago

            We need to import feral Detroit dog packs to combat the feral packs of Chicago assaulthandgunkillweapons.

        2. Nikkis enthusiastic dissent   12 years ago

          Ahem...

  21. John   12 years ago

    http://online.wsj.com/article/.....TopOpinion

    James Toranto makes the obvious point that if your income and economic decisions are public matters so are you reproductive decisions. Toranto assumes modern liberals would be uncomfortable with this. He gives them too much credit. When the time comes to end abortion or control poor people's sex lives in the name of the greater good, they will happily do it.

    1. tarran   12 years ago

      When the time comes to end abortion or control poor people's sex lives in the name of the greater good, they will happily do it.

      ... and progressivism will have come full circle back to their original roots.

      1. John   12 years ago

        Yup.

    2. Auric Demonocles   12 years ago

      My liberal friends are really weird about sex. They act like it's horrible to judge someone for anything they do related to sex (even to the point that I'm a jerk for looking down on someone in this group for cheating). About the only thing you can do sexually and get judged for is stay a virgin.

      I'm not too sure that the masses of liberals will turn on that (though the leaders I could certainly see).

      1. John   12 years ago

        How much of your income you get to keep is totally a public decision that should be taken out of your hands. How many kids you have that you expect welfare to pay for is completely private.

        They have lost all ability for rational thought.

        1. Auric Demonocles   12 years ago

          Well, it's not totally private. If you want to have a bunch of sex but not have kids they should pay for your contraceptives.

          1. Doctor Whom   12 years ago

            Also, abortion, despite being the most private decision ever, needs to be taxpayer-funded. "My body, my right to choose[, your problem paying for it]."

      2. robc   12 years ago

        About the only thing you can do sexually and get judged for is stay a virgin.

        It puts the lie to everything they claim to believe about human behavior.

      3. Neoliberal Kochtopus   12 years ago

        People who cheat deserve to be beaten in the streets.

        1. Swiss Servator - past LTC(ret)   12 years ago

          Maybe you could hire some Saudi Department of Virtue and Vice cops through an officer exchange program?

          1. Damned Fool   12 years ago

            Waste of time. Just tell American cops they have more excuses to brutalize people and you can use local labor.

        2. Nikkis enthusiastic dissent   12 years ago

          I have little desire to defend cheaters, but that seems pretty harsh. I will totally judge someone for it, but it's far from the worst thing you can do to a domestic partner, even.

        3. Rasilio   12 years ago

          Why, everyone cheats. Not necessarily sexually but cheating is not just bumping uglies with the wrong person, cheating is breaking the rules of the relationship.

          It could be lying to your wife about working late when you are really spending the night at the bar with your buddies, a shopping habit, hoarding money, smoking, looking at porn, voting for the wrong politician, or a million other things. Basically anything that you and your partner have agreed either explicitly or tacitly are covered under the ground rules of your relationship that you fail to live up to, that's cheating. Yet, the only one that people want to beat others in the streets for is sex.

        4. John   12 years ago

          Quite the culture warrior aren't we?

          1. Swiss Servator - past LTC(ret)   12 years ago

            Touche.

    3. ant1sthenes   12 years ago

      If the UK is the US in ten years, they already are back to sterilizing the disabled.

  22. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

    George Will: Court orders administration to follow nuclear waste law

    The NRC said small appropriations indicate Congress's desire to stop the licensing process. The court responded that "Congress speaks through the laws it enacts" and "courts generally should not infer that Congress has implicitly repealed or suspended statutory mandates based simply on the amount of money Congress has appropriated." The court noted that, "as a policy matter," the NRC may want to block the Yucca project but "Congress sets the policy, not the Commission." And the court said there is no permissible executive discretion to disregard "statutory obligations that apply to the Executive Branch."

    This episode is a snapshot of contemporary Washington ? small, devious people putting their lawlessness in the service of their parochialism and recklessly sacrificing public safety and constitutional propriety. One can only marvel at the measured patience with which the court has tried to teach the obvious to the willfully obtuse.

  23. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

    Rand Paul's Pro Bono Eye Surgeries

    Rand Paul switched gears today, swapping politics for medicine, and doing pro bono eye surgery on four people. I'll have more details in a later piece, but I wanted to share some of the pictures of Dr. Paul operating today (he and two of his patients were kind enough to let me watch the surgeries).

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder   12 years ago

      I always knew he was hiding something behind those ridiculous sunglasses.

    2. creech   12 years ago

      What, wearing monocles had damaged their eyes?

    3. Auric Demonocles   12 years ago

      I've been wanting to get LASIK (just waiting for my prescription to settle down), plus I donated to his dad's campaign. Hook me up!

      1. robc   12 years ago

        Ive been thinking of getting LASIK on one eye, so I can start wearing my monocle.

        1. Auric Demonocles   12 years ago

          You could get LASIK, then wear a prescription-less monocle and be a robber baron hipster.

          1. robc   12 years ago

            wear a prescription-less monocle

            Thats cheating.

            robber baron hipster.

            All hipsters are douchebags, Im more of an asshole.

            1. Auric Demonocles   12 years ago

              I've never thought of you as a one trick pony.

        2. RBS   12 years ago

          LASIK was one of the weirdest things I've ever done.

          1. Auric Demonocles   12 years ago

            I think you mean 'coolest'. You used freaking lasers to surgically enhance your body.

        3. Nikkis enthusiastic dissent   12 years ago

          Huh, I just realized I actually could legitimately wear a monocle, since one of my eyes is pretty much 20/20...

          (Doc told me if I wanted to get contacts I could actually only get one, and that was WAY WEIRD.)

          1. Elspeth Flashman   12 years ago

            For a long time my left eye was normal, right eye quite near-sighted. Then the left eye caught up later in life. So you are not alone.

    4. VG Zaytsev   12 years ago

      I'm sure that if Rand runs for president the media will desperately search for some poor guatamalan kids that he blinded .... for profit.

      1. Swiss Servator - past LTC(ret)   12 years ago

        I thought that was tonsil pulling and leg lopping?

    5. CampingInYourPark   12 years ago

      One thing I did like about Romney was not publicizing his charity. Rand has tweeted(what a stupid verb) about this pro bono eye surgery at least 3 times.

      1. Damned Fool   12 years ago

        The public has to know about it to avoid him being painted as a plutocrat in 2012. I mean, the media will still try, but it will be more difficult. Mitt Romney's charitable habits were perhaps more tasteful but didn't help his public image.

      2. Auric Demonocles   12 years ago

        I certainly would prefer that style, but don't forget that not publicizing his charity allowed people to think of Obama as the compassionate one, and Romney as the evil rich guy.

  24. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    The French foreign minister wants the West to respond with "force" if the use of chemical weapons by the Syrian government is confirmed.

    French troops can use their white flags as breathing filters.

    1. Slammer   12 years ago

      la ligne rouge

    2. UnCivilServant   12 years ago

      Who knows, they might deploy the Foreign Legion. (Amazing how their best unit is made up of non-French)

      1. Swiss Servator - past LTC(ret)   12 years ago

        Those are some ornery dudes too - we almost got into a fight with a bunch of them at the border of Kabul and Parwan provinces because they thought we were in "their area".

  25. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

    Man who had sex with goat is banned from every farm in the country

    But the 23-year-old changed his plea to guilty at North West Wiltshire Magistrates Court in Chippenham yesterday.

    He had been due to stand trial for the offence but changed his plea to guilty and will be sentenced on September 12, after a pre-sentence report has been prepared.

    Newman, of Devizes, Wilts, was ordered to keep away from farmyard animals and stay indoors between 7am and 7pm.

    you know who else was banned from every farm in the country?

    1. WON   12 years ago

      warty?

    2. Drake   12 years ago

      Was the goat banned from every town?

    3. Swiss Servator - past LTC(ret)   12 years ago

      Old MacDonald?

    4. Elspeth Flashman   12 years ago

      Colonel Sanders?

    5. Rasilio   12 years ago

      "Newman, of Devizes, Wilts, was ordered to keep away from farmyard animals and stay indoors between 7am and 7pm."

      WTF, why stay indoors during the day but let him out at night? It is a hell of a lot easier to sneak onto a farm for some fun at night when the farmer is in bed asleep.

      Also he's banned from farms, how about petting zoo's?

      1. invisible furry hand   12 years ago

        a guy here in Sydney a few years ago was charged with bestiality with rabbits*. His bail conditions required him to stay 500 yards away from any poet shops

        * He was caught because he would fuck and kill the rabbits after hours in his office and dump the corpses near the bins. Horrified garbos told the cops, who asked pet shops who'd been buying bunnies in bulk. This guy was paying for them with his corporate credit card!

        1. Citizen Nothing   12 years ago

          Very poetic.

        2. Elspeth Flashman   12 years ago

          It was a business expense, then?

          1. Bobarian   12 years ago

            Writing them off on taxes would be excellent!

  26. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

    Queen's Swan Found Cooked Near Windsor Castle

    A swan owned by the Queen has been found barbecued on the banks of the Thames in the shadow of Windsor Castle.

    The Royal bird was found on Baths Island, in the middle of a picnic area popular with children and tourists.

    It had been cooked with its feathers still attached, and meat had been stripped from its carcass.

    1. Slammer   12 years ago

      warty?

  27. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

    Traditional Korean "Feces Wine" Believed to Cure All Ailments

    The recipe for Ttongsul, a cure-all medicinal drink believed to make cuts and bruises disappear, heal broken bones and cure epilepsy, is made from rice wine and the fermented feces of young children.

    While Ttongsul has been in decline since the last half century, a few traditionalists have managed to keep the cultural beverage alive.

    1. WON   12 years ago

      warty?

    2. sarcasmic   12 years ago

      And here I thought the expression was "Eat shit," but it turns out it was "Drink shit."

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder   12 years ago

      I think I just found my limit for food experimentation.

      1. Swiss Servator - past LTC(ret)   12 years ago

        Seconded.

      2. AlexInCT   12 years ago

        Thirded....

    4. Sy   12 years ago

      "He also claims that the wine can prevent pain, and can heal people quicker than modern medicine."

      #AsianGuySaysSo

    5. Doctor Whom   12 years ago

      You have to believe that it works because [appeal to antiquity] and also because [race card].

    6. Stormy Dragon   12 years ago

      This is really just an attempt to see how far they can trick those stupid roundeye tourists into going.

  28. Bee Tagger   12 years ago

    The French foreign minister wants the West to respond with "force" if the use of chemical weapons by the Syrian government is confirmed.

    Admittedly, it was hard to hear them as they were walking the other direction.

    1. Ted S.   12 years ago

      The French are welcome to engage in a little unilateralism if they wish.

  29. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

    Ramesh Ponnuru: Reason and Me

    In recent days, writers for the libertarian magazine Reason have taken a few shots at me (here, here, and here) for my alleged misdeeds of ten years ago. (And here I thought Eliot Spitzer had a long memory.) They say that I bashed Reason for saying that the Patriot Act authorized spying on the web browsers of innocent Americans, that time has proven them right and me wrong, and that the whole saga illustrates the general truth that only libertarians are trustworthy analysts of threats to freedom, everyone else being a rank partisan.

    The Reasoners think that all of this is so self-evidently correct that they haven't spelled out which of the following two views they take: 1) The Patriot Act authorizes everything the NSA has been doing, for example treating all telephony metadata involving U.S. phone numbers as a business record relevant to the investigation of terrorism. 2) The Patriot Act does not authorize what the NSA has been doing, but this abuse was foreseeable and the law should therefore not have been passed.

    1. robc   12 years ago

      Does Steve Esposito post here?

      He should out himself so I can point out how wrong he is.

      1. robc   12 years ago

        Yes, yes, I read comments. I dont know why either.

    2. PS   12 years ago

      I, for one, never explicitly stated that Ramesh likes to have sex with barnyard animals. Obviously we can't rule out that he's a pig fucker, but we should wait till all the facts are in.

    3. Neoliberal Kochtopus   12 years ago

      I see we have another fan of ours. "Steve Esposito" is over there whinging about the Dreaded Cosmotarians.

      1. SugarFree   12 years ago

        BTW, I am a Minarchist libertarian who *almost* lost a debate a uber-libertarian publication, The Freeman. I won 51% to 49%, even though my anti-license position was titled "Gay marriage does not increase liberty." Thank goodness real libertarians read the articles.

        Anyone want to take a crack at explain WTF Steve's talking about?

        1. Neoliberal Kochtopus   12 years ago

          Voting Results:

          https://www.fee.org/the_freeman/arena/gay-marriage

          1. SugarFree   12 years ago

            Steve Esposito is a graduate of the University of Tennessee (BS, Finance), a former defense contractor, and a 30-year veteran of the U.S. Army National Guard and Reserve (Aviation). A reformed Chicago School Economist aficionado, he now embraces the "hard core" Austrian School. He currently lives in Knoxville, Tenn., with his second wife.

            The sanctity of marriage.

            1. invisible furry hand   12 years ago

              Not necessarily. Wife number one might have died from confusion

              1. SugarFree   12 years ago

                True. But I bet you anything wife 2 is Asian and has a poor grasp of both English and standing up for herself.

                1. Neoliberal Kochtopus   12 years ago

                  Wife #2 is confirmed Asian. Shocking, I know.

  30. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

    McConnell Poll: 47-Point Lead Over Tea Party Challenger

    http://livewire.talkingpointsm.....ty?ref=fpb

  31. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

    Haverhill cannabis smoker produces haul from buttocks when questioned by police

    Jonathan Tillett, 25, of Landseer Court, Haverhill was stopped by police when he was driving his car on New Street shortly after 9pm on August 4.

    Officers said they could smell cannabis on him and he produced a single bag of of the drug weighing 0.4 grams.

    After further questioning, the 25-year-old produced a second bag weighing 3.1 grams from his buttocks, the court heard.

    Pot Pinata!

    1. SugarFree   12 years ago

      Divided into two containers/bags? Charge him as a dealer!

      1. Swiss Servator - past LTC(ret)   12 years ago

        Did he have other indicia of distribution? Cash, a cell phone?

        RUN 'EM UP THE FELONY SCALE!!!1!1!elevenoneeleventy!

        1. Elspeth Flashman   12 years ago

          Good use of "indicia."

    2. Bryan C   12 years ago

      He was practicing traditional Korean medicine.

  32. John   12 years ago

    http://personalliberty.com/201.....for-abuse/

    A witness doesn't implicate the guy the DA wants convicted. No problem. The DA just declares them a material witness and throws the witness in jail until they give the answer the government wants. Yeah, that is a fair trial.

    1. VG Zaytsev   12 years ago

      What would happen to the guy if he told the DA he'd testify the way he want and then on the stand doesn't and accuses the DA of pressuring him to falsely testify?

      1. John   12 years ago

        The DA would charge him with perjury.

        1. VG Zaytsev   12 years ago

          At what point is the DA suborning perjury?

          And that can get his ass disbarred, immunity or not.

          1. John   12 years ago

            Who is telling the truth? DA's lean on witnesses all of the time.

          2. Whahappan?   12 years ago

            Theoretically, sure. Realistically, not a chance.

  33. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    The Treasury's inspector general found in an audit that the IRS Is not keeping track of its software licenses and even using unlicensed software...

    The agents got their copies of TurboTax from Geithner.

  34. some guy   12 years ago

    The US government declassified a secret court opinion that revealed communications of tens of thousands of Americans was illegally gathered, beyond previous disclosures. Lawmakers promise new hearings

    Whenever someone says that the NSA vacuum is okay because there are rules that keep them from collecting/using data on ordinary Americans just point them to this article. The very fact that the capability exists means that it will be used. Whether collecting/using the data is illegal is irrelevant because there will always be at least a few people with access who are either ignorant of the law or willing to break the law.

    1. John   12 years ago

      But Obama told Jay Leno there wasn't a domestic spying program. You mean the black Jesus was lying?

      1. some guy   12 years ago

        Of course not. This wasn't a "program" per se. It was an isolated incident in which a few low-level employees unknowingly broke the law. Honest mistake, really.

        1. Swiss Servator - past LTC(ret)   12 years ago

          From that rogue Cincinnati office no doubt!

          #phonyscandal

      2. DJF   12 years ago

        It's not Obama's fault, since he does not have a birth certificate he can't get a security clearance so he isn't told any secrets.

    2. gaijin   12 years ago

      And would any of this have come to light without Snowden? I don;t think so.

  35. SugarFree   12 years ago

    Just try and unsee it! Just try!

    1. gaijin   12 years ago

      Negro please!

    2. Neoliberal Kochtopus   12 years ago

      Be more effective if I knew who the girl on the left was.

      1. SugarFree   12 years ago

        That's Bradley Manning dressed as a woman. He's a woman named Chelsea Manning from here on out.

        Although, shouldn't it be Chelsea Womanning?

        1. Neoliberal Kochtopus   12 years ago

          Hmmm. S/he didn't turn out too badly, though s/he did use the angle shot, which is always a red warning light.

          1. NeonCat   12 years ago

            Surely we can award points for lack of duck face.

        2. Warty   12 years ago

          shouldn't it be Chelsea Womanning?

          PROBLEMATIC.

    3. Ted S.   12 years ago

      Is that supposed to be some celebrity I don't recognize?

    4. tarran   12 years ago

      A bunch of dudes dressed up as chicks?

      Having been jaded by reading your political fanfic, sugarfree, this is about as shocking as sex with one man using the missionary position for a porn star with 15 John Stagliano films under her belt.

    5. some guy   12 years ago

      You could pay me enough to click that link, but there would be extensive negotiations involved.

  36. JW   12 years ago

    Bradley Manning: I want to live as a woman named Chelsea

    You wouldn't jail a girl, now would you?

  37. John   12 years ago

    http://m.theatlanticwire.com/n.....ior/68600/

    Proprietor of Kill Whitey website in charge of buying guns and ammo for CPB.

    1. gaijin   12 years ago

      Can a federal employee be dismissed for holding such views? Or are they untouchable?

      1. Mike M.   12 years ago

        Obama will probably promote him to a czar position.

      2. John   12 years ago

        A black federal employee can't. A white one, sure.

      3. some guy   12 years ago

        Depends on how badly his boss wants him gone. There's room in the law for releasing the guy, but his boss will have to decide if its worth the extensive paperwork, legal battles and union threats.

        1. gaijin   12 years ago

          if its worth the extensive paperwork, legal battles and union threats.

          So probably not 😉

    2. Ted S.   12 years ago

      The Corporation for Public Broadcasting has its own private army?

      1. John   12 years ago

        CBP

      2. Swiss Servator - past LTC(ret)   12 years ago

        Big Bird Brigade.....attack!

        1. UnCivilServant   12 years ago

          Not the armoroured Snuffleupagi!

          1. Swiss Servator - past LTC(ret)   12 years ago

            Oscar the Grouch's garbage can is really a composite armored turret.

            1. trshmnstr   12 years ago

              Barney! What are you doing to those kids??

              1. trshmnstr   12 years ago

                http://retrieverman.files.word.....osaur.jpeg

    3. Slammer   12 years ago

      I guess the NSA just chose to skip right over this guy.

    4. Tonio   12 years ago

      CPB? Corporation for Public Broadcasting? Who knew?

      1. T   12 years ago

        Every other federal agency has a SWAT team, why not them?

  38. John   12 years ago

    http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/.....741338.php

    SF fire chief bans helmet cams after films from such embarrasses the department.

    1. Andrew S.   12 years ago

      I thought they already had that idea and then backed off after the public called them on it. Did they decide they want to do it anyways?

      1. John   12 years ago

        Apparently so.

        1. Andrew S.   12 years ago

          Looking more, they did backtrack.

          http://www.sfgate.com/default/.....744090.php

    2. Floridian   12 years ago

      I would support putting helmet cams that upload immediately to the cloud for all police. You can cover the cost by not buying armored personal carriers.

      1. sarcasmic   12 years ago

        They don't buy their APCs. The military gives them to police departments for free.

        1. Floridian   12 years ago

          Then don't buy automatic rifles then.

          1. Floridian   12 years ago

            One to many then. Remove which ever you prefer.

  39. JW   12 years ago

    Congressvermin Chris Van Hollen wonders how democrats can get their slimy claws around the the throat of Citizens United, without getting all dirty and smelly through the pesky legislative process.

    Wait, I know, let's sue the IRS over 501c4 rules and pretend it's because we're concerned over IRS overreach.

    1. robc   12 years ago

      I wonder if Van Hollen can explain "Congress shall make no law"? It also doesnt contain exclamation points.

      1. Andrew S.   12 years ago

        You're forgetting about that "unless we say otherwise" clause, which also applies to the 2nd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, and 8th amendments, according to Congress.

        1. sarcasmic   12 years ago

          The word "unreasonable" in the 4A has been applied to the other amendments.

          For example "Congress shall make no unreasonable law" or "Shall not be unreasonably infringed."

          As long as it's reasonable, right? Right?

          1. UnCivilServant   12 years ago

            Whenever I hear people blather about 'reasonable' or 'common sense' I just want to quote Princess Bride at them:

            You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means

      2. JW   12 years ago

        I heard an interview with him in the way in this morning and the part about CU came at the very end of the interview, after he had shed so many crocodile tears over those poor, put-upon conservative groups and how that big, mean IRS mistreated them so.

        I kept thinking to myself, "OK, what's his real reason?" At the end, "ah-HA!"

  40. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

    Beer Update: my brown ale will soon be ready for sampling. Tonight I will be starting a stout.

    My co-worker, who also brews beer, suggested using a cheap strainer when transferring from the fermenter to the bottling bucket. Thoughts on this? When making the brown ale, I was getting more gunk as I neared the bottom.

    1. robc   12 years ago

      Plenty of people do this.

      I dont, but I also dont bottle. And in those rare times I do bottle, I do it from the keg.

      When kegging and not straining, sometimes the first pint is gunky, but thats life.

      1. Ted S.   12 years ago

        Isn't that "gunk" yeast feces?

        1. robc   12 years ago

          Alcohol is yeast feces.

          The gunk is mostly yeast.

      2. Tonio   12 years ago

        The "gunk" is dead yeast. The waste product of yeast is CO2 and ethanol.

      3. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

        thx!

    2. Tonio   12 years ago

      The yeast pack is loaded with B-vitamins. Large commercial brewers recover this, and it's then dried and sold as Brewers Yeast, commonly used as a nutritional supplement.

      It's also the basis of the Australian product Vegemite.

      Commercial fermenting vessels have cone-shaped bottoms so that they can suck the yeast pack out first.

    3. Raston Bot   12 years ago

      I sometimes use a cheese cloth over the siphon if I racked onto something extra or leaf hops are floating around loose. Otherwise no filter. The 'breaks' and using a finings catalyst take care of a lot of the gunk pre-ferment.

      What's your stout recipe?

      1. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

        the kit is at home... local place that sells brewing equipment.

  41. John   12 years ago

    Camille Paglia states the obvious in Salon, something the Reason servers block as spam so sorry no link, that Hillary Clinton isn't qualified for public office. I like Paglia for her going after Puritan feminists. But she really is a classic example of a wanna be intellectual who talks out of her ass. The things she says about art and culture are laughable. No Camille, Real Housewives is not good art and there wasn't anything new or interesting about Madonna squirming around in her early videos. They were just bad reshoots of scenes in with Jane Fonda in Barberella and Ann Margaret in Tommy with a much less sexy women doing it. Camille claims to be an expert about sex, but only understands it as it relates to a certain breed of lesbian and gay men.

    1. Neoliberal Kochtopus   12 years ago

      *eyeroll*

      Please stuff your culture warriorism up your ass.

      1. John   12 years ago

        What the fuck is culture warrior about pointing out that Ann Margaret was better looking than Madonna and Camille Pagilia is a half wit for thinking that there was anything new or shocking in the Like A Virgin Video?

        There is nothing culture warrior about that post. Please stuff your inability to read or think or have anything but an irrational partisan response up your ass.

        1. Neoliberal Kochtopus   12 years ago

          Oh John, if only we could transport you back to when guys was guys and dames was dames.

          *cue the All In the Family theme song*

          Your slavish fealty to all things past is extremely tiresome.

          1. PS   12 years ago

            Audrey Hepburn was way hot. Sue me.

            1. Neoliberal Kochtopus   12 years ago

              That's cool. I'm down with recognizing when a classic movie star is hot. I am also, however, down with giving current stars and acts their due. John's just hipstering out right now.

              1. PS   12 years ago

                He's got All In the Family on vinyl?

              2. John   12 years ago

                I give lots of current stars their due, just not Madonna. Is really your opinion that there is something interesting about those videos beyond the fact that she was young and had a decent body? If so, make your point. But I don't think you have any points. So, you just scream culture war and hipster and various other buzz words.

                1. PS   12 years ago

                  she was young and had a decent body

                  Actually she had a pretty terrible body for someone in her early twenties. Check her out in Desperately Seeking Susan, thin and flabby with a pudgy stomach. She got (too) fit much later of course and now she looks like a just plain bizarre. Also, she always had a pancake ass which is a total deal-breaker for me.

                  1. John   12 years ago

                    All good points PS. She never did it for me either.

                  2. Citizen Nothing   12 years ago

                    Which makes me recall that Isabella Rosallini will be in town this weekend.
                    Still attractive at 61. But Isabella circa Blue Velvet? Wow. She, in that movie, probably cemented my heterosexuality.

                    1. John   12 years ago

                      She was awesome. And still not bad at 61. Now. her in Blue Velvet, that is sexy.

                  3. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

                    the first time I saw the Madonna nudes, I was like...er... uh... yeah... I've seen better than this in the flesh.

                    1. PS   12 years ago

                      I'm pretty sure seeing nude pics of Yoko Ono's ass is what turned my fragile little eggshell brain permanently against being attracted to Asian women.

                    2. SugarFree   12 years ago

                      + 1 rose of mysterious union

          2. John   12 years ago

            Again, try harder. I never said anything of the sort. I am saying sex wasn't invented in the 1980s or the 60s for that matter. And if you read Paglia, which you clearly haven't since you can't read this, you would understand that her blind spot is masculinity and the masculine view of sex. That she would think that a bubble gum pop star like the young Madonna is some kind of provocative sexy shows that. No Madonna was what 14 year old girls thought sexy should be. It was a distinctly harmless and non threatening and really boring form of it.

            1. Neoliberal Kochtopus   12 years ago

              We get it, John. There's nothing new under the sun and you're so jaded the Chinese use you for their crown jewels.

              Here's your cigarette and your leather jacket. Go nuts.

              1. John   12 years ago

                Do you even have a point other than to try to hope no one notices how wrong you were to accuse me of being some kind of SOCON culture warrior here? You have yet to make a rational point. So it is a bit difficult to argue with you. So, I will explain again, there was nothing ground breaking or particularly interesting about Madonna's early videos. It is really that simple. It has nothing to do with smoking jackets or the culture war. It just means that Paglia is wrong and talking out of her ass.

                No go fight your culture war somewhere else. The adults are talking.

                1. Neoliberal Kochtopus   12 years ago

                  I will explain again, there was nothing ground breaking or particularly interesting about Madonna's early videos.

                  I am trying to tell you that no one gives a blue fuck about your shopworn opinions.

                  1. John   12 years ago

                    You apparently give a lot of fuck. You are the one having the pearl clutching fit, not me. And if you think there was something interesting or ground breaking about them, you clearly never saw Jane Fonda rolling around the space ship in Barbarella or Ann Margaret having baked beans dumped on her in Tommy.

                    Now, if you have a reason why you think they were different, say so. Otherwise, you are just shitting on the thread because you don't like something but are not smart enough to explain why. First I was a culture warrior. Now, I have opinions no one cares about. Just shut the fuck up. I am starting to get embarrassed for you.

                    1. Neoliberal Kochtopus   12 years ago

                      Please cry more John. It's extremely entertaining.

                    2. John   12 years ago

                      Yeah, that is clearly what is happening here. Is that you Mary? Are you out of confinement? Are you off your meds again? You always out yourself in the end. You just can't help it.

                    3. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

                      everytime some one posts in this subthread, an monocle-polishing waif dies of rickets.

              2. gaijin   12 years ago

                you're so jaded the Chinese use you for their crown jewels.

                I am stealing that one!

      2. Tonio   12 years ago

        It's easier just to scroll down, NLK.

        1. robc   12 years ago

          Or use a filtering tool.

          The default incif configuration file came with John filtered.

          1. John   12 years ago

            I am heart broken rob. No actually not.

            1. robc   12 years ago

              I removed you right away, if that makes you feel any better.

              I think you were the only default filter I removed.

              1. John   12 years ago

                It is actually a compliment.

          2. Floridian   12 years ago

            Speaking of filtering why can't they get rid of the spam bots but delete the trolls so everyone looks crazy fighting with no one? I say leave the racist trolls so people can see that reason simultaneously allows free speech while the community righteously derides the bigots.

            1. John   12 years ago

              The problem with the racist stuff is that lefties come on right wing sites like this one and post racist stuff using sock puppets and then point to the posts as proof of how everyone associated with the site is a racist. You really have to take them down for that reason.

            2. Damned Fool   12 years ago

              What John said. I'd like to see American!'s posts too, so I could laugh at them, but I know that if I stay up any liberal friends I direct to the site will point to them and say "Libertarians believe that women and property and blacks should be killed for whistling at white women and (latest foolishness)."

              1. Tonio   12 years ago

                This is why we shouldn't quote commenters from sites like J*****l and F********g.

              2. Floridian   12 years ago

                I guess that would be the take away. Not that this site tolerates free speech but that the most horrible people are representative of libertarians. I would think all the commenters shouting them down would put that idiot theory to bed but people could cut and past comments out of context.

            3. Tonio   12 years ago

              It would be more honest to post a "Comment Deleted" placeholder.

              1. SugarFree   12 years ago

                Or just collapse it with a button to read it if you want to. The button could say "To Read a fucktard's retarded fuck, click here"

        2. John   12 years ago

          I am sorry I have made so points that you have no response to. It clearly makes you angry and upset. It shouldn't. You should jest be more willing to reconsider your views.

          1. Neoliberal Kochtopus   12 years ago

            I don't even know if this comment passes the Turing test.

            1. Tonio   12 years ago

              Also realize it's about the attention, NLK.

              1. John   12 years ago

                For you? I don't think so Tonio. You are just emotional and let it affect your thinking on some issues. And you lack the confidence and the intellectual to think freely. You don't want attention just affirmation. Sorry I can't give it to you.

                And you do know that is Mary you are talking to?

    2. kinnath   12 years ago

      There was a time when Salon was interesting, back when Paglia wrote a regular column. Salon has always been far-left politically, but they used to have quality writers that covered a wide range of topics beyond pure politics.

      1. John   12 years ago

        I like Paglia. She is so fearless. Because she is a gay woman she gets away with saying the obvious in ways that other people wouldn't. The Left can't quite get their arms around her.

        But she really says some stupid things. In the interview in question she bemoans how the avant guarde is no longer shocking. She seems surprised by this, as if she can't understand that you can only shock so much. Eventually anything becomes routine if you see it enough.

        1. kinnath   12 years ago

          Yes, she does go completely off the rails sometimes. But it is always fun to watch the train wreck when it happens.

    3. PS   12 years ago

      She's an example of someone who's made a name for themselves by taking often ridiculous stances and rather lamely defending them.

      Chuck Klosterman does this about 1000 times better when it comes to pop culture as art.

  42. Slammer   12 years ago

    From John Yoo at Ricochet:

    The Insufficient Manning Verdict
    John Yoo ? 17 hours ago
    Bradley Manning caused one of the most harmful leaks in American history. He released into the public eye the identities of foreigners helping the US in war zones, the means and methods of US military operations, and our sensitive diplomatic communications with other nations. Lives -- American and foreign -- no doubt were lost because of the leaks. If anyone can think of a more harmful blow to US intelligence in our history, let's hear it.

    Manning should have received far more than 35 years in the brig. He should have been eligible for the death penalty -- and he would have been but for the military judge's mistaken reading of the crime of aiding the enemy. He should have been sentenced to close to the 90 years that were still possible.

    If not for retribution, he deserved that penalty for purposes of deterrence (there should be no possibility of rehabilitation offered for such gracious national security harms). It has proven harder, or so it seems, for our agencies to screen U.S. officers and employees for security risks, and to prevent the criminal, hostile or anarchistic from stealing our secrets beforehand. The only other measure available is to punish them severely afterwards.

    If only we could have tortured that fucker Chelsea

    1. Swiss Servator - past LTC(ret)   12 years ago

      Stabbed him with a Chelsea Dagger?

      1. JW   12 years ago

        I had never seen the video before, and despite all the yummy female flesh on display, it's not doing anything to improve the reputation of the British beauty aesthetic.

        1. SugarFree   12 years ago

          Burlesque strikes again.

          Although, really, the worst part of the video is that awful hat.

          1. JW   12 years ago

            Although, really, the worst part of the video is that awful hat.

            I would go with the drummer, even though he probably scored with half the chicks in the video. :::shudder::: I'd rather watch Ron Jeremy get a sweaty back.

    2. John   12 years ago

      I am thinking 35 years is going to give pause to the next guy. And while people say he caused harm, I have yet to hear about a concrete example of how he got someone killed. Maybe the government didn't introduce any examples at trial out of kindness. Or maybe John Yoo is full of shit and making shit up.

    3. Andrew S.   12 years ago

      Yoo is just an odious human being, isn't he? If I was ever to advocate torture of people for their speech, he'd be at the top of the list.

      1. Damned Fool   12 years ago

        Hey, Yoo was a government worker at some point, wasn't he? Deprivation of rights under color or law is technically a federal offense, and if it involves an attempt to kill I believe it carries the death penalty.

        /enormous optimist waiting for accountability that will never come

      2. Tonio   12 years ago

        As odious as he his, I'd settle for a Truth and Reconciliation Commission where he'd have the option of immunity in exchange for full and complete disclosure.

        Admittedly, this is would not be as satisfying as punishing him, but we're more likely to get at the truth that way.

      3. AlexInCT   12 years ago

        What did Harold do now? At least Kumar is doing better things....

    4. PS   12 years ago

      Has anyone ever published a list of what specific Manning leaks could have actually put people in danger or whose lives "no doubt were lost"? I'm genuinely curious.

      1. JW   12 years ago

        Has anyone ever published a list of what specific Manning leaks could have actually put people in danger or whose lives "no doubt were lost"?

        It's probably as long as the same list that proglodytes claim of regulations that were repealed during the BOOOOOOSH administration.

        Seriously, put up or shut the fuck up already (not you PS).

        1. PS   12 years ago

          And it ignores the obvious question, what the hell was a low level guy like Manning doing with access to such "dangerous" intel in the first place?

          It would be nice if someone who didn't have a partisan dog in this fight would make this clear. Otherwise my default position is that he got 35 years for making the Gov look bad.

          1. JW   12 years ago

            Otherwise my default position is that he got 35 years for making the Gov look bad.

            Bingo.

      2. John   12 years ago

        I haven't. And there wasn't any introduced at trial. If they exist, I would love to hear about them.

        1. Andrew S.   12 years ago

          There aren't any, and there never were. You ask nowadays, and they point to articles from when this all broke, talking about how people are going to be hurt, but they can't point to a single incident of anything actually happening.

    5. Gray Ghost   12 years ago

      If anyone can think of a more harmful blow to US intelligence in our history, let's hear it.

      Aldrich Ames, the Walker family, Robert Hanssen. For starters, and this is only from the last 30 years.

      Jesus, how did this fucking toady get his job?

  43. VG Zaytsev   12 years ago

    The retards on MSNBC have been jizzing all over themselves this morning because more Nixon tapes became public.

    Ironic, since their lord and savior makes Nixon look like a rank amateur when it comes to abuse of power, domestic spying, obsession with enemies and secret military actions.

    1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

      Yes, it's becoming increasingly hard not to label Obama as "likely worse than Nixon." The only reason to qualify that is that we don't have all the evidence on Obama that we do on Nixon. But we will, oh, yes, we will.

    2. PS   12 years ago

      I was arguing with a liberal about the EPA a little while back and I forgot to bring up that the great progressive hero Nixon established the EPA. Still kicking myself.

    3. John   12 years ago

      They are all over the current news stories aren't they?

    4. JW   12 years ago

      Who the fuck cares about Nixon tapes any longer? They need more proof that he sucked?

      Silly me, "SEE? Nixon was worse!"

      1. CampingInYourPark   12 years ago

        But Garfiiiiiiiiiiield!

        /demotard on wrong talking point

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder   12 years ago

        They're still hoping for some evidence they can use against Kissinger

      3. invisible furry hand   12 years ago

        I'm waiting for the Pharrell remix

  44. robc   12 years ago

    Why I like my schools football coach:

    "I think that they worked hard," Johnson said, referring ? genuinely ? to the Yellow Jackets' offseason program. "You know this time of year. Being the devil's advocate, you can go find any football team and they've all worked hard. They've all re-dedicated. If they've got a new coach, the new coach is great.

    "And then you start playing," he continued. "And then if it doesn't go well, the excuses come out. But it's like, this time of year, everybody's excited, everybody's undefeated and they've all worked harder than the other crowd and this year, we've got great leadership."

    Referring back to his team, Johnson said, "I hope that's the case, but you've got to play a few games. That's why I say (preseason) polls are useless. Until you've played four games, you don't know."

    Johnson was asked if he thought of himself as a cynic. He paused.

    "I'd describe myself as a realist."

    1. gaijin   12 years ago

      and THWG!

    2. Xenocles   12 years ago

      I wish Johnson were still at Navy, but I can't blame him for taking the offer from GT.

    3. KDN   12 years ago

      Until you've played four games, you don't know.

      Shouldn't that be four conference games? Beating up on three powder puffs and eking out a close win against a comparable nonconf don't really prove much.

      I'm probably just jaded by Rutgers. Their typical season begins with them going 4-0 with a top-5 defense against a pillow soft schedule and ends with them at 5-3 or worse in the Big East capped off by an especially painful game against West Virginia.

      1. robc   12 years ago

        GT starts with Elon (blech) and then 3 conference games (@Duke, UNC, VPI&SU;). We will know a lot after 4 games.

      2. Citizen Nothing   12 years ago

        I've just scored tickets for Ohio State vs. Florida A&M. Woohoo! (And A&M's not even bringing its killer marching band.)

        1. robc   12 years ago

          Someone wrote the contract poorly. If you are playing FAMU, band participation is part of the deal, even if you have to throw in an extra 100k to get them to bring the band.

          1. Brett L   12 years ago

            Seeing as the old incarnation of the Marching 100 literally murdered one of their own two years ago, some members and employees may not be cleared to leave the state.

    4. Warty   12 years ago

      As a squat nazi, the clip of the skinny kid walking out 315+chains, while wearing a useless belt, does not fill me with confidence. And then they didn't even show how deep he went. BE STRONGER.

  45. invisible furry hand   12 years ago

    "I think initially they were thinking of only getting about 10 vaginas, but all up we had 18, so almost double that!"

    an update on yesterday's hoo-ha post

    1. Neoliberal Kochtopus   12 years ago

      What is SFing the link called Down Under? Tossing another URL on the barbie?

      1. invisible furry hand   12 years ago

        soz

        http://www.news.com.au/lifesty.....6702214457

        1. Neoliberal Kochtopus   12 years ago

          "The worst of it was just a guy friend of mine asking which vagina was mine, and yeah, ugh, that totally missed the point."

          Wait, if the point was to not be anxious or ashamed, why is asking such a problem?

        2. robc   12 years ago

          No clue on the url, but there is some website with the same premise.

        3. Warty   12 years ago

          Why does this little idiot not know the difference between a vagina and a vulva? NO ONE IS LOOKING AT YOUR VAGINA YOU WHORE

        4. Slammer   12 years ago

          Author's name is Clench. I chuckled.

    2. robc   12 years ago

      SFed the link.

    3. SugarFree   12 years ago

      Jezebel shows the hoo-has in question. Eh, they're OK. One of them appears to be drooling.

      1. Warty   12 years ago

        The kids these days call it "grooling", and anyway, that discharge seems to me to be pus.

      2. invisible furry hand   12 years ago

        Because it's Jezebel, the first comment is a complaint:

        Just a minor point to bring up for discussion. Is there something to be said about how these just are strictly vulva of white cis women? DISCLAIMER: Obviously, I could be wrong about any of the vulva depicted. But if they are just white cis women...I just wonder about such a profound empowerment statement leaving out women of color and trans women.

        1. Warty   12 years ago

          They want to show the vulva of a pre-op tranny? Or does she claim she can tell the difference between a post-op vulva and a real vulva?

          1. Cassius   12 years ago

            I'm saying, it would be a personal dream to have these people watch an actual gender reassignment surgery in high-def. I have, and I severely doubt these people have a strong enough stomach. Then accuse them of prejudice while they're puking.

        2. SugarFree   12 years ago

          Either a post-op looks exactly the same as a cisgina or it looks different enough to spot merely on sight. Either way, some cant of their's is getting skewered.

        3. bmp1701   12 years ago

          I just wonder about such a profound empowerment statement leaving out women of color and trans women.

          If broadcasting a picture of your hooha is "empowering", why isn't Jenna Haze Empress of the Universe by now?

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder   12 years ago

            By their logic, Anthony Weiner and Brett Favre are totally empowered.

          2. SugarFree   12 years ago

            Nudity is only empowering if straight men aren't interested in it. Which means they don't understand Rule 34 whatsoever.

          3. Warty   12 years ago

            Also, there's clearly some Asian vag on display there. Aren't Asians of color?

            1. Scruffy Nerfherder   12 years ago

              Aren't Asians of color?

              Too privileged.

            2. bmp1701   12 years ago

              No, they're white. Actually, they're super-White, if college admission standards are anything to go by.

            3. SugarFree   12 years ago

              Most white men find Asians attractive, therefore they benefit from yellowfeverprivilege.

              1. SugarFree   12 years ago

                And none of them have a tampon string, Diva cup spout or bloody clots oozing out of them them.

                #notcurrentlyhavingyourperiodpriviliege

              2. bmp1701   12 years ago

                That's "yerrowfeverprivirege"

                #CheckYourEnglishPronunciationPrivilege

            4. Slammer   12 years ago

              For some strange reason I want a pastrami sandwich.

              1. bmp1701   12 years ago

                For some strange reason I want a pastrami sandwich.

                Well, it is the most sensual salted cured meat.

            5. ant1sthenes   12 years ago

              No, Asians are more guilty of acting white than white people.

        4. Nikkis enthusiastic dissent   12 years ago

          DISCLAIMER: Obviously, I could be wrong about any of the vulva depicted.

          Translation: I am going to both judge the race and sexuality of the bearers of the vulvas pictured, and simultaneously admit that it is impossible to judge such from pictures of vulvas.

          I'm sorry, but FUCK YOU.

          1. Slammer   12 years ago

            Great point. And whenever an issue comes up, they like people and things put neatly into their little boxes.

      3. Slammer   12 years ago

        And a bunch of them are just bush.

        1. SugarFree   12 years ago

          Yes. If I wanted to see a bunch of sweaty hair, I'd just take my shirt off.

          1. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

            eww...

            /teenage girl

      4. Nikkis enthusiastic dissent   12 years ago

        Am I the only one who thinks it's really weird to put a bunch of pictures of genitalia next to a giant "HONI SOIT" when the message is presumably supposed to be that you should not be ashamed of your pussy?

        1. SugarFree   12 years ago

          Honi soit qui mal y pense (Shame upon him who thinks evil of it)

          The attempts to "transgress and subvert the dominate paradigm" is a getting a little desperate. This would have been shocking thirty years ago, but with an entire ocean of internet porn in which to frolic and play, it's just hoo-ha-ho-hum.

          1. Nikkis enthusiastic dissent   12 years ago

            Right, but just the visual right now is like, "Honi soit these people right here --"

            I have to say I am thoroughly, thoroughly disgusting by the whole race/intersectionality discussion in the comments. I realized recently part of what bugs me, and it's totally on display here because the photos are so inconclusive. I am white. I identify as white. Just about anyone would say I am white. But I have been mistaken frequently throughout the years for various other ethnicities that look (obviously) very like I do, but that would not be considered white. It never bothered me and I never thought much of it, but it suddenly dawned on me how absolutely full of shit all these people are if some might assume a different ethnic label for the same looks and one would be "white" and the other would be "POC."

            1. SugarFree   12 years ago

              Nikki, I doubt the poor dears even know what honi soit means.

              My takeaway from your second paragraph is that you are a white girl with the genitals of a sexy Latina.

            2. Brett L   12 years ago

              Italians aren't white Nicole.

              1. Nikkis enthusiastic dissent   12 years ago

                I'm only halfsies!

  46. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

    Israeli Supermodel Bar Refaeli Tells BDS Supporter Roger Waters to Remove Her Photo From His Performances

    Israeli supermodel Bar Refaeli on Wednesday demanded of former Pink Floyd front-man Roger Waters, a vocal supporter of Boycott Divestment and Sanctions against Israel, that he remove a glamorous shot of her from a video he uses in his performances, saying that Waters's calls for a cultural boycott of the Jewish state should also include her.

    1. invisible furry hand   12 years ago

      C'mon Bar, you know better than to ask for intellectual consistency from a fucking pop star

  47. The Late P Brooks   12 years ago

    Yes, it's becoming increasingly hard not to label Obama as "likely worse than Nixon."

    I have taken to calling him "Nixon Junior". The Democrats really like that.

    1. bmp1701   12 years ago

      "Chocolate Nixon"

      1. Atanarjuat   12 years ago

        That's a winner on par with "Krugabe". Nice job.

      2. Rasilio   12 years ago

        Great band name

    2. VG Zaytsev   12 years ago

      I have taken to calling him "Nixon Junior"

      The student has surpassed his master.

  48. np   12 years ago

    http://www.laweekly.com/2013-0.....ngs-crash/

    His behavior grew increasingly erratic. Helicopters often circle over the hills, but Hastings believed there were more of them around whenever he was at home, keeping an eye on him. He came to believe his Mercedes was being tampered with. "Nothing I could say could console him," Thigpen says.

    One night in June, he came to Thigpen's apartment after midnight and urgently asked to borrow her Volvo. He said he was afraid to drive his own car. She declined, telling him her car was having mechanical problems.

    "He was scared, and he wanted to leave town," she says.

    The next day, around 11:15 a.m., she got a call from her landlord, who told her Hastings had died early that morning. His car had crashed into a palm tree at 75 mph and exploded in a ball of fire.

    1. Outlaw   12 years ago

      The Stasi used to break into a target's apartment, rearrange things in barely noticeable ways and take other stuff. They would do this for months.

      All the while they would coerce the target's friends into convincing them they were insane.

      1. Gray Ghost   12 years ago

        My favorite story in this vein is the recent revelation that Hemingway really was being followed by the FBI towards the end of his life. Not that the admission does him any good now.

  49. CampingInYourPark   12 years ago

    What's next, a college mandate and exchanges?

    WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Barack Obama on Thursday will unveil a sweeping new plan for rating colleges based in part on affordability, with the goal of eventually linking those ratings to federal financial aid awards.

    http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/s.....2-07-45-49

    1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

      Yes, what education clearly needs is more government interference and manipulation.

  50. Outlaw   12 years ago

    Thin privilege is seeing a so-called feminist post an anti-prostitution image depicting clients as fat and therefore unshaved, unwashed, ugly, and sexist. Because of course, thin men can't be sleazes, pimps, or misogynists and fat phobia shouldn't be a feminist issue, what with the intense policing of women's bodies and all??

    They're eating each other!

    1. Neoliberal Kochtopus   12 years ago

      I need to see this post.

      1. Outlaw   12 years ago

        http://thisisthinprivilege.tum.....inist-post

    2. bmp1701   12 years ago

      And then they're going to eat ME!

      1. RyanXXX   12 years ago

        oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwddddd!

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder   12 years ago

      Now that is funny. Ouroboros for the win!

  51. np   12 years ago

    CT legislator calls on industry to end gun licensing deals

    Connecticut Speaker of the House Brendan Sharkey asks leaders from Activision, Take-Two, Valve, and the ESA to end "nefarious" deals with arms manufacturers.

    1. Tonio   12 years ago

      +1 Grandstand

    2. Warty   12 years ago

      The party of free speech.

      1. PS   12 years ago

        Duh, hate speech isn't free speech.

        *makes the Donald Sutherland throat gurgle and points at Warty*

  52. The Late P Brooks   12 years ago

    Speaking of MSNBC, has anybody there even mentioned the detention and interrogation of Greenwald's courier?

    1. Tonio   12 years ago

      LOL. Good one, Brooksie.

  53. Matrix   12 years ago

    Research suggests that women can make sperm and men can make eggs

    Well, men will quickly become useless, except to open jars and kill spiders.

    1. ant1sthenes   12 years ago

      Sounds like the premise for a retelling of the Time Machine, except where the Eloi are all female and the Morlocks are all male, and the division happened due to reproductive tech rather than capitalism.

  54. The Late P Brooks   12 years ago

    Yesterday, the AP was laying the groundwork for the Scholar-in-Chief's epic foray into the dire crisis du jour, higher education costs. The headline was something to the effect of, "In the Face of Rising College Costs, Federal Aid Increases" which struck me as being almost perfectly ass backwards.

    1. DJF   12 years ago

      But subsidies aren't costs, they are free ever since the FED discovered that money well under their building.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder   12 years ago

      The overwhelming cost culprit is labor costs. Between 1993 and 2007, total university expenses rose 35%. But administration expenses rose a whopping 61% and instruction expenses rose 39%.

      http://www.forbes.com/sites/st.....e-soaring/

      What purpose does a college administration serve in any case? I correlate the growth of administration with the growth of almost everything wrong with higher ed; political correctness, directors of student life, sensitivity training, reeducation for the ****archy, etc... None of which contribute anything to actually getting an education, just social engineering.

      1. KDN   12 years ago

        What purpose does a college administration serve in any case?

        Protecting the college against any disparate impact claims. If it wasn't for Griggs the higher ed bubble wouldn't be quite so severe.

      2. Brett L   12 years ago

        Compliance with ADA/FERPA/HIPPA has greatly increased the need for non-faculty staff.

      3. Invisible Finger   12 years ago

        The college administration serves to make sure they maximize their federal subsidies, especially in federal student loans.

    3. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

      It's utterly staggering how much people don't get that federal subsidy/control = pricing bubble. Housing? Check. Healthcare? Check? Space program? Check. Education? Check.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder   12 years ago

        They have no concept of waste other than what goes into their trashcan. To them, waste is a purely physical product like energy and trash and does not include time, labor, and capital.

  55. Slammer   12 years ago

    White House comments on breed bans: "We don't support breed-specific legislation - research shows that bans on certain types of dogs are largely ineffective and often a waste of public resources," it reads.

    Is it Bizarro Day?

  56. Enough About Palin   12 years ago

    WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Barack Obama on Thursday will unveil a sweeping new plan for rating colleges based in part on affordability, with the goal of eventually linking those ratings to federal financial aid awards.

    This is not the role of the federal government.

    1. SugarFree   12 years ago

      I liked the suggestion that they might link payment of college tuition to job placement after graduation. Still a governmental interference, but at least it would be a fun one as theater, puppetry, and social work programs across the nation implode.

      In the most high and barmy state of Academia,
      A little ere the mightiest Liberal Arts Professor fell,
      The office towers stood tenureless and the berob'd unemployed
      Did squeak and gibber in the University quads.

    2. mad libertarian guy   12 years ago

      This is not the role of the federal government.

      Racist motherfucker.

  57. invisible furry hand   12 years ago

    All you saw was warts when you looked inside.

    One of the H&R commentariat continues to appall and intrigue the medical profession

  58. Warty   12 years ago

    World's Funniest Human engages in projection

    Also, what the fuck is up with your skin? It is so dry and scaly like a lizard (but not one of those sexy lizards)! Except uuuuuuugh, do you have to take so long putting on your idiotic woman-lotion? This penis isn't going to fondle itself! CHOP CHOP.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder   12 years ago

      I don't care what men think sooooo much, I'm going to write a column about what men think.

      1. SugarFree   12 years ago

        And of course conflate the opinions of one anonymous internet poster to encompass all men everywhere.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder   12 years ago

          I nominate you to represent me to the entire intertoobs.

        2. Nikkis enthusiastic dissent   12 years ago

          To be fair, it was several extremely retarded anonymous internet posters. But yeah.

          1. SugarFree   12 years ago

            She was doing them one by one to build her Wicker Man-sized strawman in order to "argue" the contradiction. One guy says he doesn't want wet hair on his pillow (gods, what a monster he must be) and another wishes his lady friend wouldn't dry her hair at 6am and wake him up (another unreasonable monster) and she puts it together that no women are supposed to neither have their hair wet or use a hair-dryer.

            All she ever does is look for men or thin women to state a preference on something--anything--so she can object to it. And they all think it's hilarious and thought-provoking. It be just sad if they weren't so hateful about it all the time.

  59. The Late P Brooks   12 years ago

    People dumb enough to rely on the White House for qualitative ranking of colleges should just listen to Judge Smales.

    "The world needs ditch diggers, too."

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