Brickbat: Banned in Pakistan

Pakistan's Electronic Media Regulatory Authority has banned a commercial for Josh condoms, calling it indecent. The commercial features a well-known Pakistani model doting on her less attractive "husband" in various ways. The man confesses to a friend it is because he uses Josh condoms.

Comments

[Matrix]

Is it a thing for married couples to use them?

[Brett L]

Not sure Griswold v. Connecticut has made it to Pakistan yet.

[Fist of Etiquette]

That will be their next vacation.

[RBS]

Where they finally end the series after Ellen is beheaded.

[Fist of Etiquette]

It's a prickly subject but they're semen to have everything covered so I'll reservoir judgment until I hear the complaint.

[Suthenboy]

Boooo.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Didn't mean to rubber you the wrong way; I was jizz trying to give some pleasure with my joke. Maybe I did roll it on wrong but I can take the ribbing so be as hard on me as you need. It's permissible.

(There are seven, ranging from obvious to impossible.)

[Scarecrow Repair]

Don't forget your name; that makes 8 or 9.

[SugarFree]

She makes COLD DRINKKKKS for you?!? OMG!

If borrowing some ice to make a cold drink for her husband is the height of martial pleasure in Pakistan, wives must be horrible. Or maybe beautiful women don't make cold drinks for anyone. Which is an odd stereotype. But condoms fix that.

"Damn, girl... make me some iced tea and I'll sex you up right."

"No! Go get a strawberry-flavored condom first! I can taste things with my Pakipussy!"

[Fist of Etiquette]

Pakipussy was my second favorite Bollywood Bond film.

[SugarFree]

From Tandoori With Naan
For Your Allah Only
A View To A Dance Number

[Damned Fool]

martial pleasure

Love according to regulation.

[SugarFree]

Actually, it's love with a curfew. The 3rd hottest kind of love.

[Dr. Frankenstein]

"If borrowing some ice to make a cold drink for her husband is the height of martial pleasure in Pakistan, wives must be horrible."

Or they live in a backward country where they can't go to the freezer in their kitchen to get ice and it's actually a big deal to get ice.

[db]

Yep, nothing beats the old Karachi Tickler.

[Rich]

"a conservative, fiercely patriarchal society where education and awareness about sex is abysmal."

However, they know enough about sex to overtake Indonesia as the largest Muslim country in the world.