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A.M. Links: More NSA Surveillance Revelations, Backlash, Support for Obamacare at New Low, Mitt Romney Talks 2016 Presidential Candidates

Ed Krayewski | 6.7.2013 9:00 AM

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  • The NSA is reportedly collecting user content, including audio, video, and e-mails, from several leading Internet companies, including Google, Facebook, and Apple. Along with other revelations about surveillance and civil liberties, it's led some Democrats in Washington who were fiercely anti-Bush to begin to treat President Obama the same way, while Congressman Justin Amash is collecting signatures for a letter to the NSA and FBI demanding more information on the size and scope of domestic surveillance.  The New York Times, meanwhile, quietly edited its anti-Obama editorial last night to soften and limit the criticism.
  • The official unemployment rate rose to 7.6 percent.
  • IRS agents in Cincinnati fingered officials in Washington as directing the targeting of tea party groups seeking tax-exempt status.
  • A new poll shows opposition to Obamacare at a new high; 49 percent. Only 37 percent now think it's a good idea.
  • The supposed leader of the Anonymous hackers who involved themselves in bringing attention to the Steubenville, Ohio rape case has apparently been raided by the FBI in relation to the activism.
  • Mitt Romney discussed potential 2016 presidential nominees, slamming Hillary Clinton for her tenure as Secretary of State while calling Chris Christie an "effective governor," heaping praise on Paul Ryan, his former running mate, and saying Rand Paul was a "strong emerging voice" in the GOP. He says the three are very different and Republican primary voters will have to decide what they "think the right path will be."
  • Russian President Vladimir Putin is getting a divorce after 30 years of marriage. He was married?

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    The New York Times, meanwhile, quietly edited its anti-Obama editorial last night to soften and limit the criticism.

    So its cred is somewhat diminished.

    1. Monkey's Uncle   12 years ago

      less than zero?

    2. Old Man With Candy   12 years ago

      Fellator fellates.

    3. Rich   12 years ago

      The new version of the article contains no indication that it has been changed.

      Down the memory hole.

    4. invisible furry hand   12 years ago

      All The Editorials That Are Fit To Rewrite

      1. LTC(ret) John   12 years ago

        +10

    5. Slammer   12 years ago

      Winston Smith worked on the rewrite

      1. UnCivilServant   12 years ago

        Winston Smith is now a nonperson.

        Greta Lee improved the accuracy.

    6. VG Zaytsev   12 years ago

      Even Pravda wasn't that craven.

  2. db   12 years ago

    Anyone still wondering why the feds seemed to just drop all that antitrust stuff against Microsoft years ago?

    1. Virginian   12 years ago

      I assume Bill and Bill got together, and the productive Bill paid off the sleazy Bill, who called off the dogs.

      1. VG Zaytsev   12 years ago

        Wasn't that about the same time that Gates started focusing on charity work, too?

        1. Virginian   12 years ago

          What do you think the payoff was? The vast majority of charitable organizations are a way for the incompetent liberals of the world to do well for themselves while feeling good about the "work" they do.

          March of Dimes, for example, owns a private jet for the use of their senior executive staff. They spend well over half their donations on themselves. Contrast that with the Salvation Army.

          1. WTF   12 years ago

            March of Dimes is still around? I thought polio was eliminated decades ago.

            1. Virginian   12 years ago

              Founded in 1938, Salk vaccine was 1955. Yet they still endure. Their president makes over 600,000 dollars.

              Non profits are, by and large, total bullshit.

          2. DaveAnthony   12 years ago

            And the Susan Komen foundation donates a whole 15 percent to research.

  3. Neoliberal Kochtopus   12 years ago

    But what's the real unemployment rate? It's terrible out there.

    1. gaijin   12 years ago

      fwiw...the birth-death model used by DOL added 205,000 jobs to the unadjusted number. So combined with the net loss of 12,000 jobs in the adjusted data (april-may), I'd say...you are right!

      1. VG Zaytsev   12 years ago

        Yeah, I love how the 'unadjusted' number was adjusted based on some fantasy bullshit.

    2. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

      +178,000 new private sector jobs this month.

      Government jobs fell again.

      U6 is 14%.

      1. WTF   12 years ago

        BUSGPIGS!!111!!CHRISTFAGS!!111!!!1

        1. Ben the Duck   12 years ago

          "It's a good life. It's real good, Anthony!"

      2. Red Rocks Rockin   12 years ago

        +178,000 new private sector jobs this month.

        IOW, typical May numbers.

      3. CE   12 years ago

        And The Sequester is yet to fully kick in! Or as a CNBC reporter put it this morning, most government agencies didn't think Congress was "stupid enough" to go through with the sequester, so they held off on any cuts until now.

  4. sarcasmic   12 years ago

    The power of music: Hilarious pictures of Japanese schoolchildren deploying tubas to blow their friends away

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....-away.html
    These kids would be sitting in a jail cell if they tried that in the Land of the Free. Pretending that instruments are weapons? Zero tolerance, kid. The cops are on their way.

  5. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    Mitt Romney discussed potential 2016 presidential nominees, slamming Hillary Clinton for her tenure as Secretary of State while calling Chris Christie an "effective governor," heaping praise on Paul Ryan, his former running mate, and saying Rand Paul was a "strong emerging voice" in the GOP.

    He had me then he lost me then he had me again.

    1. Bee Tagger   12 years ago

      He had me for roughly 47% of his statement.

      1. Tonio   12 years ago

        By weight or unit count?

        1. UnCivilServant   12 years ago

          The hot air proved difficult to measure weight due to the effect of bouyancy. We used liters of agreement as our unit of measure.

  6. sarcasmic   12 years ago

    World's biggest tyre graveyard: Incredible images of Kuwaiti landfill site that is home to SEVEN MILLION wheels and so huge it can be seen from space

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....space.html
    Comment are derpaliscious. They don't seem to understand that "seen from space" means "able to see with naked eye" not "able to see with magnification." Morons.

    1. Brett L   12 years ago

      What the fuck is a tyre?

      1. Tonio   12 years ago

        A city near Nineveh. Duh.

        1. Virginian   12 years ago

          Far-called our navies melt away?
          On dune and headland sinks the fire?
          Lo, all our pomp of yesterday
          Is one with Nineveh and Tyre!
          Judge of the Nations, spare us yet,
          Lest we forget?lest we forget!

          1. LTC(ret) John   12 years ago

            +1 Kipling

  7. invisible furry hand   12 years ago

    Neighbors Really Hate Arizona Man's Giant Gargoyle Cock Sculpture

    http://jezebel.com/neighbors-r.....-511762776

    1. WTF   12 years ago

      That is awesome.

    2. sarcasmic   12 years ago

      Smith has so far stood resolutely behind his gargoyle

      Yeah. I'd be afraid to stand in front of it too.

      1. Eduard van Haalen   12 years ago

        +1 Satanic schlong

  8. Zakalwe   12 years ago

    The NSA is reportedly collecting user content, including audio, video, and e-mails, from several leading Internet companies, including Google, Facebook, and Apple.

    The revival of Myspace and Friendster is imminent.

    1. VG Zaytsev   12 years ago

      Will it matter?

      As soon as they get any scale at all the fascist state will embrace them.

  9. Virginian   12 years ago

    The ghost fleet of Chuuk Lagoon: World's biggest ship graveyard lies at site of WW2 battle where US crushed Japanese fleet

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....z2VXEnOSaJ

  10. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

    John Yoo: Verizon Controversy Not As Bad As It Seems
    http://ricochet.com/main-feed/.....s-It-Seems

    I've got a forthcoming piece in USA Today discussing the controversy over revelations that the Obama Administration has been collecting data on Verizon phone calls thanks to authorization via a FISA Court. My position is that the data collecting isn't unconstitutional because the Fourth Amendment only protects the content of phone calls and not information on the dialed numbers, length of the calls, etc.

    I'm glad that the libs can finally agree with Yoo on something.

    1. Rich   12 years ago

      Hah! Too bad the Founders put in all that stuff about "unreasonable"!

      1. gaijin   12 years ago

        dude, Yoo just don't get it...the founderz didn't say anything about interwebz and smart phones. Only printing presses and muskets.

        /derp

    2. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

      Coming from the guy who brought us Face/Off and Mission: Impossible II, this kind of poor judgment shouldn't be surprising.

      1. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

        I liked "The Killer"
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KcXpL0rVJk

        but his work went downhill after leaving Hong Kong.

    3. VG Zaytsev   12 years ago

      I'm glad that the libs can finally agree with Yoo on something.

      They've also rediscovered their affinity with McCain and Lindsey too.

    4. Eduard van Haalen   12 years ago

      "I'm glad that the libs can finally agree with Yoo on something."

      They do that voodoo that Yoo does so well.

    5. CE   12 years ago

      John Yoo is still a free man? Why?

  11. Neoliberal Kochtopus   12 years ago

    IRS agents in Cincinnati fingered officials in Washington

    Paging Sugarfree... Please pick up the black courtesy phone...

  12. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    Only 37 percent now think it's a good idea.

    Who are these people?

    1. Rasilio   12 years ago

      I think they all either have Fibromyalgia, Diabetes, Lups,or cancer

      1. JW   12 years ago

        It's NEVER Lups.

  13. deified   12 years ago

    Friend of reason Drew Carey defends taxpayers against rape:

    http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-20.....ers-fraud/

    A 33-year old man has 22 children by 14 different women. Man, I got tired just writing that.

    http://www.cnn.com/video/data/......wtvf.html

    1. Brett L   12 years ago

      They ought to study his swimmers for fertility clinics.

    2. Dr. Frankenstein   12 years ago

      Drew Carey is going against STEVE SMITH? God bless him.

      1. LTC(ret) John   12 years ago

        He had beeter have the blessing of the Almighty, or he will end up RAPED TO DEATH.

    3. CE   12 years ago

      Hey, survival of the fittest. His genes are getting out there.

  14. Bee Tagger   12 years ago

    A new poll shows...

    Did anyone stop to think that the NSA was maybe just making a more accurate foray into the lucrative world of phone-polling?

  15. Virginian   12 years ago

    http://publishersweekly.com/97.....1039-211-2

    Review of Balko's extended nut punch.

  16. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

    Like we didn't see this coming:

    Wine, Beer and Spirits Could Get Nutrition Labels
    http://abcnews.go.com/Health/w.....323114#all

    Wine, beer and spirits manufacturers may soon have to disclose calorie content and other nutritional information on bottles and cans. But for now, such labeling remains optional.

    The U.S. Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau, which is part of the Treasury Department, proposed a labeling rule in 2007 that would require alcoholic beverage manufacturers to include calories, carbohydrates, fat and protein content on their labels, but it has yet to make a decision on whether to implement the rule. It announced last week that manufacturers could add this information if they wanted to.

    1. Tonio   12 years ago

      Yeah but what does the FDA have to say about this? I can imagine the health nannies getting all up in arms - "if it's got a nutritional label, then people will think it's food...OMG!!1!"

      Also, protein content? WTF?

      1. hamilton   12 years ago

        Also, protein content? WTF?

        So much for Warty's "special" homebrew.

      2. invisible furry hand   12 years ago

        mmm, meat whisky

        1. LTC(ret) John   12 years ago

          Laphroiag's 12 year old Bacon Single Malt

          Glenmorangie's 15 year old Filet Whiskey matured in Port Casks

          Aardbeg's 10 year old T-Bone Quarter Cask

          Mmmmmm!

      3. thom   12 years ago

        Malted barley is full of protein.

    2. Apatheist ?_??   12 years ago

      Jesus, the market is already taking care of this. There are all kinds of low cal/carb beer/wine/liquors that are advertised and clearly labeled as such.

      1. Tonio   12 years ago

        Yes, but the calorie counters need to know exactly how many calories. They're totally OCD about that shit.

        1. Apatheist ?_??   12 years ago

          But they do put the exact calories on the low cal ones. Fuck its even in Miller 64's name.

          1. Brett L   12 years ago

            By caloric content vs. ABV, my math says that Miller 64 can contain nothing but water, alcohol, and non-caloric coloring.

            1. Bobarian   12 years ago

              "non-caloric coloring"

              Urine?

          2. Tonio   12 years ago

            Didn't know that. I like strong, manly beers.

            1. Apatheist ?_??   12 years ago

              Well I don't drink them either but there is a huge competition among the big breweries to spit out lite and super lite beers. They all heavily advertise the calorie and carb counts on the packaging.

    3. carol   12 years ago

      Yeah, because I drink alcohol for its nutritional value.

      1. LTC(ret) John   12 years ago

        Wow, you too?! Good to know I am not alone.

        Port has lots of vitamins, right?

        1. itsnotmeitsyou   12 years ago

          That's why I drink Guinness. It's really good for you. And it tastes delicious.

          1. BelowTheRim   12 years ago

            http://www.marksdailyapple.com.....z2VXikUUNS

            In my world Guinness is tasty but a very poor choice among alcohol.

            1. itsnotmeitsyou   12 years ago

              Glad I don't live in your world. The ONLY consideration I have in choosing alcohol is flavor. If it tastes good, I'll drink it. Even girly drinks.

              1. JW   12 years ago

                Obligatory.

        2. thom   12 years ago

          Liquid bread.

        3. DaveAnthony   12 years ago

          It is fortified!

  17. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

    Why doesn't the GOP House do something constructive for once and vote to repeal the Patriot Act?

    They have had dozens of votes on new abortion/contraception restrictions.

    1. Virginian   12 years ago

      Have they really? The US House has introduced federal abortion restrictions?

    2. Monkey's Uncle   12 years ago

      Shrike, why don't you go do something constructive for once like play in traffic?

      1. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

        Who are you and why do new posters know my old name?

        1. Tonio   12 years ago

          Because it's part of the training for libertarian commenters. Remember...uh, maybe not.

        2. Fluffy   12 years ago

          There's a Chrome plug in that adds complete posting history detail next to your name, so everyone can know that you used to be shrike.

          1. gaijin   12 years ago

            There's a Chrome plug in that adds complete posting history detail

            Where can I get that?

            1. Monkey's Uncle   12 years ago

              You can't, but the NSA can!

              1. CE   12 years ago

                Their list of my aliases is too long to store on a single server.

        3. UnCivilServant   12 years ago

          I never saw you post under your old name, but I still know it.

        4. Monkey's Uncle   12 years ago

          I'm from the H&R commenters and I'm here to help!

          1. UnCivilServant   12 years ago

            I'm from the government... wait, why are you running away screaming? I haven't even told you why I'm here! We just want to 'help' you!

        5. Ben the Duck   12 years ago

          You're infamous. Like gonorrhea.

          1. Red Rocks Rockin   12 years ago

            Which is now resistant to antibiotics.

          2. Rabban   12 years ago

            Further, long term lurkers have been around long enough to have seen old Shriek posts. I know I have.

    3. NoTalentAssclown   12 years ago

      The House R's should offer to repeal the Patriot Act if the Dems agree to repeal Obamacare

      1. mad libertarian guy   12 years ago

        You say that as if Team BLUE is against the Patriot Act.

        1. CE   12 years ago

          Aren't they? One of their former senators voted against it.

      2. thom   12 years ago

        They actually should. If everybody went along with this plan this entire Congress would go down in history as great bi-partisan compromisers.

        1. ant1sthenes   12 years ago

          The best part (for them) is that there's no risk of it being anything other than a symbolic gesture, thanks to the Senate.

    4. DesigNate   12 years ago

      1. Republicans aren't against the PA. Only a handful of libertarian leaning ones are.

      2. Obama's Patriot Act could have gone into that great goodnight but your butt buddy reauthorized the motherfucker. Twice.

  18. Bee Tagger   12 years ago

    IRS agents in Cincinnati fingered officials in Washington as directing the targeting of tea party groups seeking tax-exempt status.

    They also learned passing-the-buck from them.

    1. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

      So, ultimately, it's the fault of the voters.

      1. Auric Demonocles   12 years ago

        Really, it's the libertarians. They should have been stopping this stuff if they weren't so evilly against paying for women's contraceptives and trying to get corporations to be people capable of owning guns.

      2. gaijin   12 years ago

        but wait, O told me that the government WAS the people.

        1. UnCivilServant   12 years ago

          He never said which people

          1. Dr. Frankenstein   12 years ago

            TOP people

    2. Brett L   12 years ago

      Bosses get paid more because they are supposed to take responsibility. I'm not falling on my sword for some fucking politico. Good for them. Name names and leak documents.

  19. Virginian   12 years ago

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrew.....-for-a-job

    Recovery Fever!

  20. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    The supposed leader of the Anonymous hackers who involved themselves in bringing attention to the Steubenville, Ohio rape case has apparently been raided by the FBI in relation to the activism.

    "How dare you make us do our jobs!"

  21. Auric Demonocles   12 years ago

    A new poll shows opposition to Obamacare at a new high; 49 percent. Only 37 percent now think it's a good idea.

    I wonder if they've had enough time to find out what's in it yet.

    1. Rich   12 years ago

      Note that the question is whether it's a good *idea*, as opposed to a good *law*.

      1. Auric Demonocles   12 years ago

        That's not really a distinction I would make, but I can see others making it.

        1. Rich   12 years ago

          Well, I'm being a *bit* glib.

          But, seriously, would that the pollsters did an opinion slice on people who *have read the actual legislation*.

          1. Virginian   12 years ago

            So, no one?

            1. Rich   12 years ago

              "New Reason-Rupe Poll Reveals No One Has RTFL"

              1. Auric Demonocles   12 years ago

                Auric's comment on the article: "And a Poll reveals no commenters have read the alt-text"

  22. Slammer   12 years ago

    Summoning- Austrian Black Metal band for fans of Tolkien and epic fantasy, from their latest album Old Morning's Dawn

  23. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

    Meanwhile in Australia:

    Arnhem Land rangers ask for help in tackling growing giant 'super cat' menace
    http://www.news.com.au/weird-t.....6657697526

    Giant feral cats as big as goats are rampaging through Arnhem Land in the Northern Territory.

    The Warddeken ranger group is seeking extra Federal Funding to combat the oversized-cat plague.

    and

    Festival of the Vagina comes to Sydney
    http://www.getthewordout.com.a.....sydney.htm

    On 29 June 2013, Sydney will host Australia's second Festival of the Vagina. The first was held in Melbourne in March as part of the 101 Vagina Book Launch and Exhibition, and attracted around 1000 visitors.

    Philip Werner, the curator of the Festival of the Vagina and creator of the 101 Vagina project, will be bringing together Sydney's diverse artists, educators, performers, and musicians, with the common purpose of removing the taboo and shame that many people still feel around their genitalia. He has also begun work on the 101 Penis project.

    1. DJF   12 years ago

      So it looks like pussy stories are now outnumbering from llama stories

    2. DJF   12 years ago

      Also I thought it was evil, sexist and othering to concentrate on individual body parts of woman. Or am I just a man and wrong no matter what I do or say?

    3. gaijin   12 years ago

      Vagina Book Launch and Exhibition

      hmm. What will be on display?

    4. itsnotmeitsyou   12 years ago

      So, it's all about pussy in Australia.

    5. mad libertarian guy   12 years ago

      The Warddeken ranger group is seeking extra Federal Funding to combat the oversized-cat plague.

      I imagine that a gun here and there would help a lot more than "Federal Funding." But the Ozzies are too sophisticated than to allow citizens to take care of problems without a government proxy that will cost 3x as much and take 5x as long.

    6. Tonio   12 years ago

      So, a new species of animal has appeared and the first thing they want to do is make it extinct. Nice.

      1. LTC(ret) John   12 years ago

        Why don't they just encourage the cats to walk under drop bear infested trees?

  24. db   12 years ago

    Google News's front page has items on the Verizon tapping but nothing on the latest Internet monitoring scandal. Hmmmmm.

    1. Bee Tagger   12 years ago

      They're tricking you into actively searching for it.

      1. Elspeth Flashman   12 years ago

        The internet makes you lazy! It's true.

  25. deified   12 years ago

    Carney says: To succeed, GOP needs to make war (not love) against Big Business, the politically connected, and the wealthy.

    http://washingtonexaminer.com/.....le/2531260

    National Journal trumpets: Republicans have a problem with young voters. Democrats have a problem with young nonvoters.

    http://www.nationaljournal.com.....s-20130606

    1. Suthenboy   12 years ago

      "Carney says: To succeed, GOP needs to make war (not love) against Big Business, the politically connected, and the wealthy."

      Isnt that what they have been doing by going after Captain Shitweasel's administration?

    2. mad libertarian guy   12 years ago

      To succeed, GOP needs to make war (not love) against Big Business, the politically connected, and the wealthy.

      Or they could make big business, the politically connected, and the wealthy a non-factor by limiting the size and scope of government so that no one, regardless of party affiliation, can be unduly influenced by said entities.

  26. sarcasmic   12 years ago

    'Black people are like animals': Racist Facebook rants gets 911 operator fired

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....ead_module
    Judging by the picture, I'd have to say she's not guilty. Definitely not guilty.

    1. Virginian   12 years ago

      Dallas City Councilman Dwaine Caraway told WFAA that the incident 'embarrasses not just the department, it embarrasses the city.

      Says a man dressed like that.

      1. Apatheist ?_??   12 years ago

        Dallas does fine embarrassing itself without this operator chick.

      2. mad libertarian guy   12 years ago

        Says a man dressed like that.

        That's as bad a shirt as I've seen ever. And matching it with the purple tie is criminal.

        1. Red Rocks Rockin   12 years ago

          1991 is back, baby!

    2. Zakalwe   12 years ago

      Absurd, she's clearly guilty and a disgusting, filthy girl. I for, one, am prepared to personally administer a punishment that fits her crime.

      1. DJF   12 years ago

        DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a naughty person, and she must pay the penalty -- and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her!

        GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!

        DINGO: You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And then, spank me.

        VARIOUS GIRLS: And spank me. And me. And me.

        DINGO: Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!

        GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!

        1. WTF   12 years ago

          DINGO: And then, the oral sex!

    3. Brett L   12 years ago

      How does one negotiate quid pro quo from the jury box?

    4. Red Rocks Rockin   12 years ago

      Another said: 'You want to call 911 cause your boyfriend put his hands on you and you want to press charges when you don't even know his real name?!
      'Sure let's make a police report for Dino, that is his street name.'

      Upgrayedd's gonna be pissed when he finds out about Dino.

  27. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

    U.S. quietly allows military aid to Egypt despite rights concerns
    http://news.yahoo.com/u-quietl.....10258.html

    Secretary of State John Kerry quietly acted last month to give Egypt $1.3 billion in U.S. military aid, deciding that this was in the national interest despite Egypt's failure to meet democracy standards.

    Kerry made the decision well before an Egyptian court this week convicted 43 democracy workers, including 16 Americans, in what the United States regards as a politically motivated case against pro-democracy non-governmental organizations.

    I'm wondering if the U.S. can meet democracy standards.

    1. DJF   12 years ago

      """Egypt's failure to meet democracy standards.""'

      Since it has not been a democracy since the US started giving it money then how has anything changed?

      I suspect that the meaning of democracy that they are using is not a government which gets the most votes in Egypt but a government in Egypt that the government in Washington likes.

    2. mad libertarian guy   12 years ago

      Secretary of State John Kerry quietly acted last month to give Egypt $1.3 billion in U.S. military aid, deciding that this was in the national interest despite Egypt's failure to meet democracy standards.

      I'm so glad that an unelected bureaucrat can give away my money to thugs because he sees fit to do so.

      Fuck foreign aid. All of it.

  28. invisible furry hand   12 years ago

    American film superstar Scarlett Johansson is suing the editor of a French novel over a character named after her, it emerged on Friday. The book's author said he was saddened by the lawsuit, declaring for Johansson's benefit, "I love you."

    http://www.thelocal.fr/2013060.....-character

    1. CE   12 years ago

      Probably just wanted to meet her in person for negotiations.

  29. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

    No comment required here:

    Officers: EM man squeezed cop's testicles
    http://qctimes.com/promo/front.....16e9c.html

    An East Moline man's facing charges in Rock Island after authorities say he snatched a police officer's gun and then grabbed and squeezed the officer's testicles.

    The Rock Island Argus reports 60-year-old Edward White Johnson was arrested Tuesday afternoon.

    1. Brett L   12 years ago

      When are we kickstarting a statue to this hero?

      1. invisible furry hand   12 years ago

        There are more important Kickstarter projects. Like this one: creating a giant inflatable sculpture of Lionel Richie's Head

        1. Brett L   12 years ago

          Fucking hipsters.

          1. mad libertarian guy   12 years ago

            I hate hipsters as much as you, but the next time you disparage Lionel Ritchie, we're gonna have to throw down.

            1. LTC(ret) John   12 years ago

              Hello. Is it Brett you're looking for?

              1. Enough About Palin   12 years ago

                I haven't got a clue.

            2. Brett L   12 years ago

              Look, all I'm saying is that writing "Brickhouse" doesn't excuse his solo career. Even Wikipedia describes him as "the black Barry Manilow". The evidence is pretty damning.

              1. mad libertarian guy   12 years ago

                Daybreak tomorrow. Bring your pistol! If you're awake, that is. I probably won't be.

                1. Brett L   12 years ago

                  You seem more of slapfight kind of guy based on your musical preferences anyhow.

        2. Numeromancer   12 years ago

          middle of the road
          man it stanks
          lets run over lionel ritchie
          with a tank

          - Billy and the Boingers

  30. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

    some cool pics:

    Heracleion Photos: Lost Egyptian City Revealed After 1,200 Years Under Sea
    http://seriouslyforreal.com/se.....under-sea/

    1. gaijin   12 years ago

      How does a port city 'sink' into the mediterranean I wonder? I mean wouldn't you think this would have been discovered decades ago if it was right off the coast?

      1. Virginian   12 years ago

        Hamburg has a large port and is well inland. New Orleans too.

        1. gaijin   12 years ago

          That makes sense to me that cities on rivers are subject to having their surroundings change rapidly. One of the links in the story says that Heracleion artifacts were buried 6.5 kilometers off the current coastline. That's a lot of Fluvial depositing!

        2. BakedPenguin   12 years ago

          St. Louis has a large port, and is even further inland.

      2. Tonio   12 years ago

        Rising sea levels caused by global warming. Duh.

        1. LTC(ret) John   12 years ago

          I stood in the middle of the "Royal Port at Ur" - 200 some miles into the desert in Iraq. 5000 years ago, coastline...

          1. UnCivilServant   12 years ago

            I thought we'd bombed that to oblivion. Darnit, can't we even destroy culturual treasures properly anymore?

  31. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    Along with other revelations about surveillance and civil liberties, it's led some Democrats in Washington who were fiercely anti-Bush to begin to treat President Obama the same way...

    I look forward to a lot of backtracking as the midterms approach.

    1. Auric Demonocles   12 years ago

      Probably, but he's not up for election anyway. They could always claim that they need more good Democrats to restrain him, because the evil Republicans won't (since they are too busy evilly obstructianting all the good stuff he's trying to do).

  32. Rich   12 years ago

    The New York State Senate today passed a bill that ... would make it a felony to ... annoy ... a police officer while on duty.

    What if you annoy him while he's arresting you?

    1. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

      They were having problems arresting people for resisting arrest, so maybe this is a work around.

      1. mad libertarian guy   12 years ago

        They were having problems arresting people for resisting arrest, so maybe this is a work around.

        This.

        Judges were starting to see through the "Resisting Arrest" charge, especially when it was the only charge, so lawmakers decided to do cops a solid. Because, you know, the deck isn't already stacked in their favor or anything.

    2. sarcasmic   12 years ago

      What happens if you call 911 while he's raping a hooker? I mean, wouldn't that be annoying?

  33. Auric Demonocles   12 years ago

    Nice alt-text, Ed.

  34. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

    I just threw up a little:

    Beer Brewed with Actual Beard Hair Exists
    http://foodbeast.com/content/2.....eal-hairs/

    Created by Rogue Ales, Brewmaster John Maier came up with the idea on a whim. Just for funsies one day, Maier extracted yeast from his very own beard to produce a sweet, distinct ale, or "Beard Beer."

    1. robc   12 years ago

      old news is old.

      As is his beard.

    2. Auric Demonocles   12 years ago

      I might be convinced to drink my own beard beer. But I am not having anyone else's.

      Space beer, on the other hand....

    3. db   12 years ago

      Yech. I have brewed very small batches with wild yeast around my house (I live in the woods) and while it isn't terrible most of the time, it's not terribly good either. I would think it inadvisable to drink a beer fermented with yeast that has adapted itself to living in human hair.

      Also, what does his girlfriend think of it? She probably had a significant role in its production...

    4. Tonio   12 years ago

      Yeah, most home brewers and winemakers avoid wild yeast like the plague because of off flavors and unpredictable results.

      However, this guy is a brewmeister so the "wild" yeast in his beard is probably predominated by strains of the brewer's yeast pervasive in his workplace.

  35. generic Brand   12 years ago

    I watched the Totally Biased episode that Lindy West was on last night (although not the extended interview which I guess is available online.

    1) This girl is NOT funny. At all. She overuses the word "like", which unfortunately plagues many people of my generation, but it is generally used as a filler word when you don't actually have a point to make, so it makes perfect sense that she overuses it.

    2) She is WAAAAAY fatter than I would have guessed from the few pictures I've seen next to her bylines on Jezebel. As in, not even John would fuck her (hashtag-I'm just sayin')

    3) She is incapable of any thought outside of "rape culture". Now, I know my thoughts and reasoning tend to be very liberty-oriented, and it's tough for me to even imagine something else working, but I can at least converse with people who hold different viewpoints. Her first reaction no matter what is said is "But rape culture!" or "PATRIARCHY!"

    4) Jim Norton OWNED her... but not in a patriarchal domination kind of way. He's just way funnier and actually has a coherent and easy to follow thought process.

    1. AuH20   12 years ago

      How likely is it to give me a rage stroke? And where can I find it online?

      1. generic Brand   12 years ago

        It's on FX's website, probably in the Totally Biased section. Although I wouldn't be surprised one bit to find that it was in some featured section.

        And on the rage stroke scale, at least a 7 (given, I don't know the limits of the scale). It's the fact that nothing she says makes any sense that makes you want to punch her in the face... like reading something Tony or Palin's buttplug writes.

    2. Red Rocks Rockin   12 years ago

      1) This girl is NOT funny.

      Very few female comedians are (I can't really think of a single one, to be honest. And don't tell me Sarah Silverman, because she sucks). If someone wants to pay to hear a woman complain about the same things their wife does every day, go right ahead. But don't pretend they're offering anything resembling humor on the stage.

      1. Joe M   12 years ago

        Ellen DeGeneres

        1. Red Rocks Rockin   12 years ago

          The exception that proves the rule. And even then, she's got those awful JCPenney ads on her resume.

        2. Bobarian   12 years ago

          Ellen is a pretty decent interviewer, but as a stand-up, she stank on ice.

          Amy Shumer is funny.

          Maria Bamford, Chelsea hAndler, (when she stays away from politics) and Whitney Cummings are great stand-ups.

          Tina Fey and Amy Pohler are funny in a skit/show format.

      2. Enough About Palin   12 years ago

        Wanda Sykes cracks me up from time to time.

    3. KMA Too   12 years ago

      What gb said...

      She's definitely a rape warrior/true believer, and isn't even remotely charming.

      What she is is that beard beer mentioned earlier. Just...yech.

      And, the fact that Norton even jokes about making out with her at the end. Damn, I understand he's had some deviance in his life, but WTFuck, man?!?

  36. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

    In case you forgot what ol' Obama said:

    Barack Obama believes that we must provide law enforcement the tools it needs to investigate, disrupt, and capture terrorists, but he also believes we need real oversight to avoid jeopardizing the rights and ideals of all Americans. There is no reason we cannot fight terrorism while maintaining our civil liberties. Unfortunately, the current administration has abused the powers given to it by the PATRIOT Act. A March 2007 Justice Department audit found the FBI improperly and, in some cases, illegally used the PATRIOT Act to secretly obtain personal information about American citizens. As president, Barack Obama would revisit the PATRIOT Act to ensure that there is real and robust oversight of tools like National Security Letters, sneak-and-peek searches, and the use of the material witness provision.

    http://obama.3cdn.net/417b7e60.....xmvl09.pdf

    1. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

      and

      Eliminate Warrantless Wiretaps. Barack Obama opposed the Bush Administration's initial policy on warrantless wiretaps because it crossed the line between protecting our national security and eroding the civil liberties of American citizens. As president, Obama would update the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act to provide greater oversight and accountability to the congressional intelligence committees to prevent future threats to the rule of law.

      1. db   12 years ago

        The man has faced unprecedented opposition by rethuglikkkans. Plus he had way more.important things to do like pass Obamacare and go golfing.

    2. generic Brand   12 years ago

      He's a constitutional lawyer. Don't you think he understands the restrictions placed on him better than us simple-minded folk?

    3. Elspeth Flashman   12 years ago

      Auto-reflex defense: He's nuanced; did voters expect him to hold the same views year after year without critically thinking about how this impacts the world today?

    4. Numeromancer   12 years ago

      Barack Obama believes that peace is desirable, but he is a realist who also recoginizes the sometimes war is necessary. Barack Obama believes that fre health care is a fundamental right, but realizes that there is no such thing as a free lunch. Or maybe there is such a thing. Yes, we can! But Barack Obama also realizes that sometimes it doesn't always work. He is a man of high ideals, and hard-headed pragmatism. Barack Obama would revisit the PATRIOT Act, and set up a comission to consider the possibility of maybe removing or ameliorating in some way some less necessary parts that complainy civil rights advocates complain about, and then put them back in so that we can effectively fight terrorism.Barack Obama knows that a cotton-candy rainbow penis is best for federal sodomy, but also knows that once he's in you, you don't care what kind it is, and you'll do anything to get him to pull out. Barack Obama loves you, but also recognizes that you suck.

  37. The Late P Brooks   12 years ago

    My position is that the data collecting isn't unconstitutional because the Fourth Amendment only protects the content of phone calls and not information on the dialed numbers, length of the calls, etc.
    -John Yoo

    I like that. It meshes nicely with the drone targeting policy: "We do not concern ourselves with the substantive actions or content of the discussions of the people in the target zone, we merely blow them up."

  38. Brett L   12 years ago

    "Are you talking to me in the goddamn pisser?"

    Comparing Glass use to taking a photo or video on a smartphone, the Google chief said "you don't collapse in terror that someone might be using Glass in the bathroom just the same as you don't collapse in terror when someone comes in with a smartphone that might take a picture."

    1. Auric Demonocles   12 years ago

      I always look down on people who are on their phone in a communal bathroom.

      Which may be a bit hypocritical because I sometimes do so while alone.

  39. Fluffy   12 years ago

    One funny thing to me is that the NSA is a multi-billion dollar agency with vast IT resources - maybe greater IT resources than anyone in the world - and they have the most incredible database technology anyone has ever devised anywhere ever -

    - and the PowerPoint they produced about it looks like my fucking 6 year old made it.

    Seriously, your PowerPoint guy? Fire him.

    Yeah, this is a double post, but I'm so offended by the NSA's incredible PowerPoint incompetence that I have to post it twice.

    1. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

      Your POV is always interesting, I give you that.

  40. Andrew S.   12 years ago

    I have to say that even some of my liberal friends have been pissed off over this surveillance crap, and they'll usually defend Obama over anything.

    Not like it matters though, since they'll still vote straight blue.

  41. sarcasmic   12 years ago

    No food, just water and sunlight: Meet the 65-year-old woman who hasn't eaten in FIVE WEEKS in extreme lifestyle experiment

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/fem.....iment.html

    Navenna Shine, 65, from Seattle, stopped eating on May 3 in a bid to explore breatharianism - the concept that food is not necessary and sunlight provides all of the nourishment the body needs.

    She didn't skip the stupid pills, that's for sure.

    1. db   12 years ago

      At least she's not starved for attention.

    2. invisible furry hand   12 years ago

      there's sunshine in Seattle?

      1. db   12 years ago

        If you can survive on Seattle sunshine alone, you can survive on anything, I'd wager. Quick! Get her ass to Mars!

        1. DontShootMe   12 years ago

          If all she needs to survive is sunlight, just imagine how well she'll do when the sunlight is filtered by the atmosphere. All those cosmic rays in space, she'll probably turn into some monster from an old Japanese monster movie.

    3. Auric Demonocles   12 years ago

      There are thought to be more than 5,000 breatharianists and light nutritionists worldwide. Despite their claims, medical experiments have found no evidence that there is any way for starving individuals to be kept alive.

      First sentence: that is a lot of incredibly stupid people.

      Second sentence: thanks for clarifying.

    4. Suthenboy   12 years ago

      Woman thinks she is a plant, then proves that her IQ is the same as a plant's.

  42. CampingInYourPark   12 years ago

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Employers stepped up hiring in May in a show of economic resilience that suggests the Federal Reserve could begin to scale back the amount of cash it is pumping into the banking system later this year.

    Way to step up employers! But, careful not to step up too much!

    http://finance.yahoo.com/news/.....09940.html

    1. gaijin   12 years ago

      Employers stepped up hiring in May

      So, the total number of jobs from March and April were revised down 12K. The unadjusted figure for May was negative 35K. The unemployment rate is up. But yes, hiring has certainly stepped up!

    2. Brett L   12 years ago

      And yet the unemployment rate rose to 7.6%. I forget do we care about the unemployment rate or the labor force participation rate?

      1. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

        LP dogma now considers only the LFP important.

  43. sarcasmic   12 years ago

    Much to John's dismay, the Gaga creature has lost a bit of weight. It almost looks human.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvs.....30lbs.html

    1. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

      A 17 year old Gaga covering Led Zep's D'yr-Maker is actually sexy.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lbRAyo96z0

      1. sarcasmic   12 years ago

        I just can't get past her face. Its ugliness would burn a hole through a paper bag. Ugh.

        1. Brett L   12 years ago

          Forget, sarc, it's Britface.

  44. sarcasmic   12 years ago

    Bolivian villagers punish rapist and murderer by throwing him into his victim's grave and burying him alive

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....ictim.html
    For some odd reason I have no problem with this.

    1. gaijin   12 years ago

      Earlier this year, a Bolivian police officer was lynched by an angry mob after he was confused with a thief in the city of El Alto.

      Due process, what is it good for anyway?

      1. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

        absolutely nothing! Say it again! /Frankie Goes To Hollywood

    2. UnCivilServant   12 years ago

      I'm still looking for someone to provide the evidence that the person they buried was actually the perpetrator. I have no problem with the interrment of rapists, but I do have a problem if they grabbed the wrong guy.

  45. sarcasmic   12 years ago

    Everything you could want for a nuclear fallout from Kleenex to unappetizing cans of 'multi-purpose food': California couple discover perfectly preserved 1961 fallout shelter 15 feet below their backyard

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....eenex.html
    "Was that built with the proper permits? No? Well we're going to have to ask you to fill it in. Or else."

  46. sarcasmic   12 years ago

    New umbrella inspired by Space Balls.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sci.....e-eye.html

  47. sarcasmic   12 years ago

    The REAL Mowgli: Incredible images of the little girl who spent the first ten years of her life growing up in the African bush

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....-bush.html

    When Tippi returned to her parents' native country - France - at the age of ten, it was hard adjusting to city life in Paris.

    Ya think?

    1. Zakalwe   12 years ago

      Well, the people smell pretty similar to what she's used to.

    2. Brett L   12 years ago

      So, more Tarzan to Lord Greystoke, actually.

    3. Suthenboy   12 years ago

      I smell bullshit all over this story. Well, elephant shit really.

    4. WTF   12 years ago

      Yeah, I don't think I would let my toddler hang out with a leopard, no matter how 'tame' it supposedly is.

  48. sarcasmic   12 years ago

    http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/st.....-goes-awry

    http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/st.....-goes-awry

    "The event takes place. The officer takes the purse, runs around the gas station. As he's running, an off-duty FBI agent is pumping gas. He witnesses the whole thing. He gives chase. He pulls his weapon, and as he turns the corner around the gas station, he's stopped by another officer, who identifies herself as a police officer and don't shoot, don't shoot, this is a scenario," said Inspector Shawn Gargalino with the Detroit Police Department.

    =-(
    Would have been so much happier of a story if the agent had killed the cop.

    1. Eduard van Haalen   12 years ago

      " It just so happened it's a gas station where the FBI fills up all their vehicles," says one guy.

  49. sarcasmic   12 years ago

    Man who staged 15-year-old's kidnapping but accidentally killed her 'tried to grope her a day before he lured her to her death with marijuana'

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....death.html
    Marijuana! Oh no! Blame the marijuana! Damn drugs! It's the marijuana's fault!

    1. Eduard van Haalen   12 years ago

      It would only be "staged" if the girl was in on it.

      1. ant1sthenes   12 years ago

        Yeah, I don't understanding how people reporting on that story fail to realize this. Well, aside from the fact that they're journalists and thus are poorly acquainted with logic, of course.

  50. sarcasmic   12 years ago

    911 dispatcher LAUGHED when told mental health patient may have stabbed his girlfriend to death

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....death.html
    This isn't as unusual as you might think.

  51. sarcasmic   12 years ago

    Bette Midler is a raging liberal douche, but we already knew that.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....-bags.html

    1. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

      you know who else is a raging liberal douche?

      1. Zakalwe   12 years ago

        Don't blame me, I voted for the turd sandwich.

    2. John   12 years ago

      But she makes up for it by being fat and unattractive.

    3. Red Rocks Rockin   12 years ago


      Nearly 20 percent of Californians live in places where local ordinances prohibit stores from handing out single-use plastic bags

      Talk about a lack of imagination.

  52. Brett L   12 years ago

    Jesus sarc, and you skipped Pics of Kate Upton jumping around?

    1. Mike M.   12 years ago

      Upton qualifies as mordbidly obese in sarcasmicworld.

    2. Virginian   12 years ago

      Maybe john is right about him.

    3. sarcasmic   12 years ago

      Olivia Wilde is still hot!

      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvs.....eikis.html

      1. sarcasmic   12 years ago

        Even if she's a Whole Foods shopping liberal douche. It's not like I'd want to talk with her or anything.

      2. Eduard van Haalen   12 years ago

        That last photo she looks like she's thinking, "are those guys the *Daily Mail* paparazzi, or are they just random stalkers?"

    4. generic Brand   12 years ago

      The model ? who turns 21 years old next Monday

      I would give away everything I own to be an attendee at that 21st birthday party.

  53. sarcasmic   12 years ago

    I hope I didn't get any in your hair.

  54. sarcasmic   12 years ago

    Connecticut legislature is churning out stupid legislation in overdrive!
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....years.html

    1. DJF   12 years ago

      The Wright Brothers claim to fame was not just flying a powered aircraft but control of the aircraft in all directions. They invented wing warping which allowed roll control something others had not done. Wing warping was later replaced by ailerons.

    2. Suthenboy   12 years ago

      They are legislating history?

      Next they will start legislating weather.

    3. Tonio   12 years ago

      And it's possible that Whitehead did accomplish controlled powered flight, and lived to tell about it. However, without roll control (thanks, DJF), his craft would have been limited to straight line flight; the only control you'd have over a Whitehead craft would be altitude/speed (by varying engine speed).

      There were many almost-made-its in the powered flight race. Ultimately the Wrights get credit because they made the first practical (fully controllable) aircraft.

    4. creech   12 years ago

      As a distant cousin of the Wright Bros., I must protest. Besides, you know who else rode in a Condor plane?

    5. Eduard van Haalen   12 years ago

      "We're the Wright Brothers, and there can be no other."

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_hKLfTKU5Y

  55. mad libertarian guy   12 years ago

    Heal the Waters!

    Ark was a proverbial prog metal supergroup from the early aughts that made 2 epic albums and then disappeared in to nothingness because Jorn Lande, awesome as he is, is a douche. "Heal the Waters" is the opening track from their second album, Burn the Sun. For those who like straight up prog metal with vocals in the Dio school, you're sure to like Ark.

    Enjoy!

    1. Enough About Palin   12 years ago

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBMYow46LxQ

  56. db   12 years ago

    The sheer volume of the scandalous revelations of late seems almost calibrated to produce fatigue in the voting public, not to mention offering too many leads to follow. There are any number of Pulitzers to be won for investigating this, but it seems only one to be issued per year for investigative journalism. What a shame.

    1. sarcasmic   12 years ago

      There are any number of Pulitzers to be won for investigating this, but it seems only one to be issued per year for investigative journalism.

      Uh, no? Prizes are only given out when Republican are investigated. Investigating Democrats lands you in prison.

  57. Virginian   12 years ago

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/nationa.....ng-session

    What a bitch.

    1. UnCivilServant   12 years ago

      Let me see if I got this. Instead of attending the session set up for mothers, or accepting those that would have been set up exclusively for her, she demanded to be let into the fathers session, and the school canned the whole thing because they didn't have spine enough to say "You lack the chromosome required to be a father"?

  58. AuH20   12 years ago

    In these times of scandal, Jezebel remembers the important things: Republicans hate women

    And these little cards are so funny because they're true, right? They did put 3 white men on a panel about women and minorities! It's as if they don't understand intersectionality at all!

    Seriously, feminists, learn to be funny.

  59. AuH20   12 years ago

    Jezebel on why we fight about comedy.

    Then there's the other side (our side) that questions why one portion of society has more of a right to catharsis than we do. The debate gets even more heated when you throw a sensitive topic like rape into the mix. Joking to heal is one thing, but what if a joke doesn't heal? What if it actively hurts? Why should one person be denied catharsis so that a hack comic can make a bad joke and not get called out on it?

    This isn't even a debate because there's no end or winner. Still, that doesn't mean we should stop talking about it. The significance of comedy is an ongoing and evolving discussion. If a joke bothers you, you shouldn't be afraid to say that it bothers you (this is not an endorsement of heckling ? hold off on your conversation until after the show, please). If you're upset by a trend, you have a right to say that you're upset by a trend. And, yes, comedians have a right to say whatever they want and that's fucking great. We need people to push the envelope because that's often when the best, most profound work happens, but, as Lindy has pointed out time and time again, comedy isn't untouchable. An individual comedian does not get to determine what anyone else's catharsis should be and no one gets to determine another person's coping mechanism.

    1. Nikki says you caddie well   12 years ago

      What's with the implication that everyone's catharsis should somehow happen together or something?

      1. Virginian   12 years ago

        Because they're collectivist scum.

  60. SugarFree   12 years ago

    What she's trying to do is imbue deep meaning on comedy as a way of controlling it, because if comedy isn't just comedy but some sort of mechanism that keeps us sane, then comedy is far too important to let someone play around with it in the name of just getting a mere laugh.

    Nothing I could ever come up with will ever be as vile as this.

    1. KMA Too   12 years ago

      SF, please go back to your blog and change every written instance of "Watery Shits Future-Boy" with either "Lindy West", or "Madeleine Davies". Author's choice.

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