The Ones Who Walk Away from the Holy See
There's only a handful of precedents for a papal resignation.
Pope Benedict XVI announced today that he'll be retiring at the end of the month, citing health reasons for his decision. If you're wondering how many times that has happened in the past, the answer, according to The Washington Post's Max Fisher, is four. The retiring popes range from Benedict IX, who "resigned so that he could get married—and to collect some cash from his godfather," to Pope Celestine V, who decided to become a hermit: motivated, he wrote of himself, by "the desire for humility, for a purer life, for a stainless conscience, the deficiencies of his own physical strength, his ignorance, the perverseness of the people, his longing for the tranquility of his former life." So the number may be small, but the spectrum of motives is pretty wide. Read about the rest here.
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At last, my plan to be the first non-Catholic, American, married pope is coming to fruition.
I don't know, Pro; those red shoes are pretty damn gay. Sure you're up for that?
What, I can't change the wardrobe? Dude, the pope can do whatever he fucking wants.
They mark him as the Emperor of Rome. Then again, marking yourself as the emperor of a long-busted empire's pretty gay too.
I can just go back to imperial regalia rather than bad shoes. You know, toga.
I'd go with one red shoe, just to fuck with the CIA.
My respect for Benedict XVI just ratcheted up a few notches. very few willingly give up power, either ecclesiastical or secular. Kudos.
Don't be n?ive. He'll soon be announcing his plans to run for the White House in 2016.
Isn't it a sin for the pope to resign? I thought I read that way back when for a college class.
I'm betting the new dude to wear the funny hat will be Italian.
It was, until it wasn't. That's the great thing about wearing a dress and sitting a magic chair: You can say that you speak for God and the idiots believe you.
I don't think so. Pope Celestine V resigned (or, if you prefer the term, "abdicated") and was canonized.
One of the reforms Benedict was pursuing was making Cardinals above a certain age retire, so this is consistent with his own policies.
As long as Nick Gillespie is not made Pope then we should be fine. No human should have the power of both the Jacket and the Pope Hat.
Penn Jillette has my vote for Pope.
If he is he should grow a bitchin "porn stache". It if foretold...
"When the Three Emblems of Power cometh together on one man, no man shall be safe from his holy might. Only she who is known as Lobster Girl, with her alluring side-boob, shall remain unbowed. Only the power of bouncy side-boob can free the Earth."
One side boob to rule them allll....
Wow, Popes used to be a lot cooler.
My guess is that he wants to exercise some influence in choosing his successor.
Don't you mean exorcise?
That which you did there...
...well...you know.
OT -
Checked the reasonable list and noticed that 34lbs was on it. I had my suspicions as to what he was (namely a troll/possible Mary sock), but I don't remember adding him to my list and haven't seen any posts from him in the last couple weeks. Searching YT yields pretty decent libertarian post history going back nearly a year.
So, was a determination made? Was he added to the auto list? Has he posted lately?
Funny you ask - it posted on a thread recently - I think yesterday? For some reason I remember the handle.
Almost positive - yesterday.
Wait - did I jsut rat out a fellow commenter?!?!! DAMN! I've become a tool of Big Ban!
I LOVE BIG BROTHER!!! SHIT!!
Yeah, upon searching found a strange post in the sex addiction thread.
HAHA! It was commenting on the article about PA booze distrib:
34lbs| 2.11.13 @ 5:01AM |#
Anyway... here's my take. Stop looking at things in terms of Material L/S and blah blah blah
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p.s. The countries that have a high blah blah blah
Pretty sure Benedict XIIIVXXXEEILLOL is doing this for the hookers and blow.
And I can respect that - props, Brudduh B.
Celestine was a hermit before they made him Pope, too. They basically press-ganged him into service and he toughed it out for five and a half months before he couldn't take the position anymore.
So he was the Amb. Jon Bolton of his time
/sarc
And then his successor threw in a dungeon just to make sure he wouldn't cause any problems.
He died a year later.
Being Pope is a bigger power-boner for Catholic cardinals than being President is for Senators. I strongly suspect that Ratzinger had a skeleton threatening to pop out of the closet.
What do y'all think of Obama's 'offer' to help the Cardinals select the next pope?
Well, he has received a Nobel PEace Prize and he is a constitutional "scholar"...
Jes sayin
Is that an obscure clause in Obamacare?
You know too much.
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/.....world.html
Putin buys 570 metric tons worth of gold. He really is a first class Bond villain. If he doesn't have a shark tank, he should.
Putin pretty much confiscated that gold. Still, the goldbugs are giddy with that news while gold is falling today.
Is Putin the villain or are the guys who are printing crazy amounts of Dollars, Euro's, Pounds, etc
He is not a villain for buying gold. He is a villain for other reason. The gold part just makes him a stylish villain.
Maybe it's just me, but how is this villainous?
This act is not evil. But Putin is most certainly evil himself for other things he has done. And buying huge amounts of Gold is a very Bond villain thing to do.
Sort of like building a secret lair on an Island. Doing that doesn't make you evil. But being evil and doing that makes you very Bond villain like.
Who was that who looked into Putin's eyes and saw a soulmate?
Your mom, but she did that with a lot of guys.
I did not use his name. I know the rules here.
You can mention your mom Shreek. It is not against the rules.
If he doesn't have a shark tank, he should.
Preferably with freakin' lasers on their heads. Because every creature deserves a hot meal.
You are number two hundred and sixty-five.
The awkward part is that Benedict, upon retirement, had planned to crash with a friend of his in Watertown, NY.
+100
One gay marriage and problem solved.
Took me a bit to recognize the image. And to see the alt-text.
So the pope will be relocating to the Village, eh?
Yes. He will be living right next to the King on Mulberry Street.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tra3Zi5ZWa0
🙂
Once they pick yet another white guy, I hope the cardinals of color get together and sue for race discrimination.
In a shocking move, the College names Barack Obama as the next pope.
Even a Renaissance cardinal would have had some scruples about doing that.
And the St. Louis Cardinals name him first baseman.
Cardinal Turkson of Ghana is the 3:1 favorite according to Vegas.
Translation: "I'm sick of putting up with everyone's BS! You all fucking suck! Pope out, bitches!"
Benedict: What do you want?
Two: Information.
Benedict: Whose side are you on?
Two: That would be telling.... We want information...information...information!
Benedict: You won't get it!
Two: By hook or by crook, we will.
Took me a bit to recognize the image.
I am disappoint.
The alt-text gave it away.
Of course the prophecies of Saint Malachy state that this is the last pope and that the end days start during his reign. If the next pope picks the name Peter we're screwed. It's the end of the world ...again.
I recognized the photo immediately and loved the alt-text, but the alt-test I HOPED that you had used (before I peeked) was this:
"You are Number Six ... teen."
You know it's hard out here for a Pope
When he tryin to get his Peter's Pence
For the Popemobile and gas money spent (you ain't knowin)
I done seen some crazy thangs in the streets
Gotta couple nuns workin on the changes for me
But I gotta keep my game tight like Kobe on game night
Like takin from laymen don't know no better, I know that ain't right
Done seen people molested, done seen cover-ups
While people live in poverty with no meals
I'm tryin to reform but it's hard fo' a Pope
But I'm prayin and I'm hopin to God I can cope, yeah
Man it seems like I'm duckin dodgin bullets everyday
Media hatin on me cause I got scandals, okay?
But I gotta stay on course, gotta walk on water
Couldn't keep up with the media, that's when shit got harder
That's the way the game goes, gotta keep it strictly Popin'
Gotta have my hustle tight, gonna keep hopin', yeah
I have to say it's a ballsy move doing that. If I recall my catechism correctly, the first act of a new Pope is to consume the flesh of the old Pope. After that, we all know, it spends 2-4 weeks in a chrysalis, during which it grows the papal hat.
Why, yes, that would be nice. The Pope is riding, bitches.
Pope needs a posse.