Friday Funnies: Turkey Kill List

Chip Bok | 11.23.2012 7:00 AM

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Fluffy 13 years ago

All turkeys over 4 months old are legitimate military targets.
1. Andrew S. 13 years ago
  
  And the others are collateral damage. They shouldn't have been near those other terrorist turkeys.
invisible furry hand 13 years ago

kill 'n' cook turkey drones: your tax dollars at work
Fist of Etiquette 13 years ago

Farmer Brown? A racist name for the president, and on Thanksgiving.
1. invisible furry hand 13 years ago
  
  Bok also seems to be implying dead Pakistani children are animals. He's going for the double racist and twist (degree of difficulty: 2.3)
  1. Fist of Etiquette 13 years ago
    
    Farmer Brown also blamed the slaughter of the pig last spring on a youtube video some spider posted.
    1. LTC(ret) John 13 years ago
      
      SOME PIG!
Pound. Head. On. Desk. 13 years ago

Obviously Farmer Brown doesn't live in Brookline, Massachusetts.
Rick Santorum 13 years ago

WHY IS THE DRONE SHOOTING A LASER
WHY DOES FARMER BROWN HAVE A DRONE
WHY ARE THE TURKEYS TALKING
1. db 13 years ago
  
  No, fuck you; cut spending.
  1. Rick Santorum 13 years ago
    
    Spend more. Bail out banks. Give unions a handjob. Life is good.
2. Ted S. 13 years ago
  
  Why do fools fall in love
  Why do birds sing so gay
  1. LTC(ret) John 13 years ago
    
    We would need more labels to know.
    1. Ted S. 13 years ago
      
      Why does the sun go on shining
      Why does the sea rush to shore
  2. SugarFree 13 years ago
    
    Do you like American music?
3. Fist of Etiquette 13 years ago
  
  The GOP finds the idea of talking poultry blasphemous.
LTC(ret) John 13 years ago

Hmmm, I am conflicted... this was almost funny. Almost. I am not sure what to do at this point.
1. invisible furry hand 13 years ago
  
  Seek professional help. Finding this almost funny is indicative of problems far beyond the H&R commentariat's capacity to fix.
  1. LTC(ret) John 13 years ago
    
    Maybe I just need to start drinking early - I am off work today.
    1. invisible furry hand 13 years ago
      
      what time is it over there?
      1. LTC(ret) John 13 years ago
        
        7:46 AM, just a bit early - maybe some whisky in my coffee?
        
        Almanian. 13 years ago
        
        Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink...!!!
        
        /college
        
        invisible furry hand 13 years ago
        
        Here's to LTC(ret) John, he's true blue
        He's a piss-pot through and through
        He's a bastard, so they say
        Tried to go to heaven, but he went the other way
        Drink it down, down, down
        
        LTC(ret) John 13 years ago
        
        Aieee! Now I am going to be experiencing rugby after match party flashbacks all day!
        
        AuH2O 13 years ago
        
        Here's to brother John,
        Brother John,
        Brother John,
        Here's to brother John
        Who's with us to night.
        He eats and he drinks and he really BUTTFUCKS IT!
        He's to brother John who's with us tonight
        So drink motherfucker drink motherfucker drink
        
        SHOOT THE BOOT!
      2. Ted S. 13 years ago
        
        There is no "there" there.
    2. Almanian. 13 years ago
      
      This is good advice regardless.
      
      Take two bottles of your favorite liquor and call Groovus in the morning if you wake up.
2. geo1113 13 years ago
  
  I luaghed, then thought Bok finally tickled my funny bone.
waaminn 13 years ago

Sounds like a pretty solid plan to me dude.

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waaminn 13 years ago

Sometimes man you jsut really have to wonder!

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1. Almanian. 13 years ago
  
  Word, AnonBot. Word.
2. LTC(ret) John 13 years ago
  
  That was almost appropriate for a Bok cartoon, anonybot.
Ice Nine 13 years ago

There's some really admirable diversity in the turkey flock. I am pleased.
The Late P Brooks 13 years ago

That turkey could have saved humanity, but now we're DOOOOOOOMED.
Fatty Bolger 13 years ago

The turkeys are all crying after seeing one of their members drone-fried. How poignant.

Entitlements

Happy Thanksgiving
Mike M. 13 years ago

Are we getting any morning links today, or is the day after Thanksgiving a "holiday" inside the Beltway?
1. Kaptious Kristen 13 years ago
  
  I'm most definitely inside the Beltway, and most definitely inside my cubicle.
Lord Humungus 13 years ago

ha.
sarcasmic 13 years ago

I don't get it. Needs more labels.
Xenocles 13 years ago

What does the drone represent here? Why are they killing turkeys?
1. Jesus H. Christ 13 years ago
  
  As God is his witness, Farmer Brown thought turkeys could fly.
Restoras 13 years ago

I actually enjoined that one.
*slow golf clap*

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