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Romney Up by Seven in Florida, Turkey May Be Signaling No-Fly Zone, Clashes in Cairo: P.M. Links

Your afternoon links

Ed Krayewski | 10.12.2012 4:30 PM

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  • A new poll shows Romney up by seven in Florida even as another says Hispanic voters prefer President Obama to Romney by a 3-to-1 margin. Lindsay Lohan also endorsed Romney, because unemployment is too high.

  • Meanwhile in California, two incumbent Democrats pitted against each other under the state's new top-two system nearly started fighting at a campaign forum despite sharing most of the same positions. The crowd appeared to urge them on.
  • A secret service agent was found passed out drunk in Miami, became combative when asked if he needed help and was arrested. 
  • Turkey may be beginning to enforce a no-fly zone over the border region in Syria as it scrambled jet fighters after a Syrian military helicopter began bombing Azmarin, just five miles from the Turkish-Syrian border.
  • At least a hundred people were injured in clashes between supporters and opponents of the Egyptian President in Cairo. Mohammed Morsi has served a hundred days in office.
  • The Chinese author Mo Yan, this year's recipient of the Nobel Prize in Literature, expressed hope that his fellow countryman, the dissident Liu Xiaobo, will be released from prison. Mo is a member of the ruling Communist Party
  • The French government supports an intervention in Mali. They're willing to train and equip African forces but won't commit troops of their own.
  • Prince Roy of the micro-state of Sealand died this week at 91.

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    Lindsay Lohan also endorsed Romney, because unemployment is too high.

    There's your bellwether right there.

    1. R C Dean   13 years ago

      So Lindsay can't get a gig, huh?

      1. wareagle   13 years ago

        she and Stacy Dash due to team up in new chick buddy film, a sequel to Thelma and Louise but without the murder.

        1. $park?   13 years ago

          And lots of lesbian love scenes.

    2. Archduke Pantsfan   13 years ago

      The collective sighs a huge 'Who Cares" because Lilo doesn't matter. But whenever someone endorses Obama, the question invariably asked is "So what took you so long?"

      1. NoVAHockey   13 years ago

        no she doesn't matter. but i do think celebrities, even lohan, care about what's trendy and what's not. and obama is not. and his whole 2008 was based on that.

        i think it was the onion that had a line about hipsters wearing Obama shirts, this time ironically.

        1. Rich   13 years ago

          I don't consider myself a hipster, but I wear this one when appropriate. It has never failed to, um, provoke a reaction.

    3. Pro Libertate   13 years ago

      If she can fucking see that Obama can go, it's got to be evident to everyone who isn't totally delusional. And I think she's totally delusional, so I can't explain the people still wanting Obama to win.

      1. NoVAHockey   13 years ago

        Oddball: Are you crazy? That guy's gotta be a full fanatic freak! Otherwise he would a split outta this town twenty minutes ago!

        1. Pro Libertate   13 years ago

          Always with the negative waves, Moriarty, always with the negative waves.

    4. mr simple   13 years ago

      Well, I'm sold. Although the 3 people I convinced to vote for Johnson are going to be upset with me.

    5. pmains   13 years ago

      Unfortunately, she probably is. Business Insider used the Lohan endorsement to explain that "low information voters," better known as dingbats, decide our elections.

      1. Episiarch   13 years ago

        DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT LINDSAY

        1. pmains   13 years ago

          AMANDA BYNES! *scratches epi's eyes out*

          1. Episiarch   13 years ago

            BRITNEY!

            (slaps pmains and pulls his hair)

      2. Pro Libertate   13 years ago

        Jesus, I hope that's true. Otherwise, we're in serious trouble.

      3. Killazontherun   13 years ago

        The stench of Obamaphone will never wash off their degraded souls no matter how hard his media fellators try to desperately point to someone else as being a low information voter. Nope, morons are your brethren even if a few roam off the reservation.

    6. SIV   13 years ago

      Lindasy Lohan is the Goddess. You will respect her at all times.

      This is at least her second appearance in HampersandR today too!

      The increasingly popular beverage made headlines in 2011 when it (supposedly) caused a false positive on Lindsay Lohan's court-mandated blood alcohol testing.

  2. gaijin   13 years ago

    First?!

    1. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

      Embarrassing.

      1. gaijin   13 years ago

        I should have known it was too good to be true.

        1. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

          Adding that question mark cost you valuable seconds. Next time be decisive.

          1. The Hammer   13 years ago

            FIRST!!!!!

            1. The Hammer   13 years ago

              DAMMMIT!!!!

              1. JW   13 years ago

                Where's the override? The manual override!

                1. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

                  They'll chase me 'round the Links of PM and 'round the Friday's Funny and 'round reason's Tweetblog before they give me up!

    2. gaijin   13 years ago

      Ffffffooooooooooeeeeeeeeeee!

    3. Archduke Pantsfan   13 years ago

      I would have been first but I was taking a shit.

      1. gaijin   13 years ago

        so you are a taker? or a maker?

        1. Rich   13 years ago

          Are you a giver?

          1. gaijin   13 years ago

            Always 🙂

            1. Groovus Maximus   13 years ago

              Remember, the shit you take should always be equal to shit you make. Er, something like that...

              1. $park?   13 years ago

                Hey doc, I responded to your request over in the pizza article if you're still interested.

                1. Groovus Maximus   13 years ago

                  Ok, I will have a look see. Did you self-anaesthetize as well?

                  1. $park?   13 years ago

                    Pssh, anaesthesia is for pussies.

  3. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    The French government supports an intervention in Mali. They're willing to train and equip African forces but won't commit troops of their own.

    Are they going to at least supply the white flags?

    1. Tulpa (LAOL-PA)   13 years ago

      The French can always be counted on to lead from behind. Ask Strauss-Kahn.

      1. The Immaculate Trouser   13 years ago

        Sounds more like the Greek military strategy.

        NTTAWWT

  4. A Serious Man   13 years ago

    Prince Roy of the micro-state of Sealand died today at 91.

    Will there be a state funeral on the platform-nation?

    1. gaijin   13 years ago

      It will be a nano service for a micro Prince.

    2. Red Rocks Rockin   13 years ago

      Prince Seigfried is said to be inconsolable.

  5. Caleb Turberville   13 years ago

    Is the University of Alabama engaging in food truck protectionism?

    "Forget it, Caleb. It's Carteltown."

    1. Killazontherun   13 years ago

      I was told that organized crime captured and ran the UNC student meal program while I was a student there. Only one guy had to be really shook down. The rest fell in line when they realized the scam could only put more money in their pockets.

    2. Caleb Turberville   13 years ago

      http://online.wsj.com/article/.....19768.html

      "Virginia Johnson, the university's associate vice president for auxiliary services, says Brothers Street Eats was invited on campus only for a trial period to gauge student interest in food-truck dining. 'Having a truck of our own gives us the flexibility to respond directly to our students, rather than working with off-campus vendors to address student requests,' says Ms. Johnson"

      1. Caleb Turberville   13 years ago

        "Jordon Warren, co-owner of Brothers Street Eats, says he tried to keep his customers after being kicked off the Alabama campus. 'We would stay as close to campus as we could given the [Tuscaloosa city] regulations,' he says. 'We couldn't be on campus or within 120 feet of an existing restaurant's front door.' Still, Brothers Street Eats, which was launched last year, recently shut down as sales dwindled."

  6. Archduke Pantsfan   13 years ago

    Giant eyeball washes up on shore

    1. $park?   13 years ago

      The commission has so far been unable to identify what species the eye belongs to although presumably it belongs to a marine animal.

      SCIENCE!

      1. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

        The Kraken now lacks depth perception.

        1. Rich   13 years ago

          Fist, you Kraken me up! 😎

    2. Episiarch   13 years ago

      I swear that's a shoggoth eye.

      1. Brett L   13 years ago

        There's some eldrich god who will come for all who've seen the eye.

        1. $park?   13 years ago

          In all likelihood, said eldrich god is observing our world through that eye right now.

          1. Episiarch   13 years ago

            Probably Nyarlathotep.

          2. JW   13 years ago

            "Oh, for fuck's sake. That lab tech is still on Facebook. Is that all he ever does?"

            1. $park?   13 years ago

              I get the feeling that any elder god would suffer a fit of jealous rage for not having unleashed Facebook on the world sooner.

              1. JW   13 years ago

                "The very slow, but steady and sure, destruction of civilization."

              2. SugarFree   13 years ago

                Bah. Facebook is increasing the amount of observers in this plane. It is helping to collapse the wave function of The Sleeping God. Facebook is keeping CASE NIGHTMARE GREEN at bay. What did you do today? Masturbate and eat corn flakes?

                1. Episiarch   13 years ago

                  Actually, it makes total sense to deploy SCORPION STARE through computer cameras. Good thinking, NutraSweet. I guess that's your intelligent thought for the week, then.

                  1. Fluffy   13 years ago

                    I wonder if Charles Stross knows that the corner of the internet assigned to his fandom is populated solely by asshole libertarians.

                  2. Another Kevin   13 years ago

                    I thought SCORPION STARE needed binocular observation to cause the C-Si transmutation? Maybe this will work once computers come with "3D" cameras...

                2. Episiarch   13 years ago

                  And they were Frosted Mini-Wheats, asshole!

                3. Agammamon   13 years ago

                  That helps keep the sleeper in the pyramid comatose, unfortunately the ever increasing numbers of observers and the ever increasing resolution of their observations is weakening the the informational substructure of reality and thinning the barriers between universes.

                  In aggregate it is moving the start date for CNG forward.

          3. Agammamon   13 years ago

            Sauron?

  7. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    At least a hundred people were injured in clashes between supporters and opponents of the Egyptian President in Cairo.

    Time to start thinking about arming the opponents!

  8. Archduke Pantsfan   13 years ago

    Guess who gots a new puppy?

    1. generic Brand   13 years ago

      Either we believe the justice system works and a person can be rehabilitated or we admit it is a failure and they should A) be locked up longer, or B) the system should be revised. There are too many worriers when someone is released from prison.

      (and this point goes double- or triple-fold for sex crime registries)

  9. Archduke Pantsfan   13 years ago

    Ontario allows transgender people to change birth certificate without surgery

    1. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

      Birth certificate surgery is very expensive.

    2. R C Dean   13 years ago

      I'm not really sure how you do surgery on a birth certificate, anyway. Groovus?

      1. R C Dean   13 years ago

        Dammit, Fist!

        Or should I call you "First"?

        1. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

          I'm burning up the keyboard tonight!

          1. Episiarch   13 years ago

            No, that's just that infection you got from Warty.

            1. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

              I DON'T GET INFECTIONS I GIVE THEM.

      2. Groovus Maximus   13 years ago

        I'm not really sure how you do surgery on a birth certificate, anyway. Groovus?

        Are you implying I'm one of the those nutbar Birfers????

    3. Rich   13 years ago

      Yeah, but the birth certificate has to really *want* to change.

    4. Pro Libertate   13 years ago

      Holy shit, have we gotten stupid. Y chromosome, yes or no?

      1. Stormy Dragon   13 years ago

        What do you do with people who aren't XX or XY? Or who have defective chromosomes that cause the biological sex to differ from their genetic sex?

        1. Pro Libertate   13 years ago

          "Other."

          1. Stormy Dragon   13 years ago

            The problem is that in most cases we don't do genetic tests on newborns, so someone with, say XX Male Syndrome is not going to be diagnosed as an "other" until they reach puberty. Are you proposing we tell a 15 year old boy, "well we did a genetic test and it turns out you're really a girl, even though you don't actually look or feel like one"

            1. Pro Libertate   13 years ago

              Fuck them if they can't handle their chromosomes.

              1. Heroic Mulatto   13 years ago

                Fuck them if they can't handle their chromosomes.

                So what you are saying is that you have a Down's Syndrome fetish.

                1. Pro Libertate   13 years ago

                  Not exactly, no. In fact, no.

                2. Groovus Maximus   13 years ago

                  So what you are saying is that you have a Down's Syndrome fetish.

                  Pro'L Dib prefers his paramours to be of the Cri-du-Chat and Klinefelter's Syndrome varieties.

                  I have this on good authority.

                  1. Pro Libertate   13 years ago

                    Oh, please. You know my views on eugenics and lots of it.

        2. Agammamon   13 years ago

          Or XXY

      2. Sudden   13 years ago

        Allowing the transgendered to call themselves male without a Y chromosome is cheaper on the govt health care then actually giving them a cock. Rationing to win the future!

        1. hotsy totsy   13 years ago

          Can they still get free birth control?

    5. shamalam   13 years ago

      Hawaii has been allowing people to change their birth certificate for a while now.

  10. A Serious Man   13 years ago

    Mom who beat child and glued her to a wall sentenced to 99 years in prison.

    The crime she committed was horrible and she deserves prison time, but isn't an essential life setence a bit extreme for a crime that wasn't a homicide?

    1. $park?   13 years ago

      Bah, fuck you right in the ear.

    2. Randian   13 years ago

      No. Some people need killin, but abusing a child is never forgivable.

    3. R C Dean   13 years ago

      bleeding in her brain, a fractured rib, bruises and bite marks, and was in a coma for a couple of days

      That is really bad, but 99 years strikes me as a bit much, yes.

      During closing arguments earlier Friday, prosecutor Eren Price told the court to give Escalona's children peace by knowing she would never come walking through their door in the future.

      Wouldn't an 18 year sentence have accomplished that?

      1. $park?   13 years ago

        I will say this, if I caught that woman in the act she would be dead now.

      2. Lord Peter Wimsey   13 years ago

        No. This 99 year sentence ensures she stays in pen getting fucked up the ass by a broom handle for at least 30 years. It's a better sentence that the cunt deserves. She glued the kid's eyes shut and about a hundred other things too horrible to think about. Fuck her. When she gets to prison I hope the other cons glue her pee hole shut.

    4. Tulpa (LAOL-PA)   13 years ago

      1. She'll be eligible for parole in 30 years.

      2. It nearly was a homicide. I'm not a fan of attempted murder being punished less severely than murder, personally.

      3. I'd be OK with the death penalty in this case, to be honest. But I guess I'm Klingon in that regard.

      1. $park?   13 years ago

        Ugh, much as it pains me, I agree with number 3.

      2. robc   13 years ago

        Sideshow Bob:

        I am presently incarcerated, imprisoned for a crime I did not even commit. "Attempted murder," now honestly, did they ever give anyone a Nobel prize for "attempted chemistry?"

        1. Tulpa (LAOL-PA)   13 years ago

          BO and EU got Nobel prizes for attempted peace (and not very good attempts either).

          1. Fluffy   13 years ago

            In BO's case, only if by "attempted peace" you mean "woke up and didn't immediately launch all nukes".

      3. Lord Peter Wimsey   13 years ago

        Agreed. The best result would be that some private citizen decapitated the bitch, then I end up on that person's jury. I'd write the word "not guilty" on my forehead and take a nap in the jury deliberation room.

        I have problems with the death penalty, but as long as we have it, might as well use on someone who deserves to die.

    5. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

      That's pretty sociopathic behavior.

      1. A Serious Man   13 years ago

        Her crime was certainly horrifying and evil, and she should do at least 30 years, but I don't like over-sentencing in the justice system, parole eligable or not.

        I'm no where close to becoming a father, so I guess I can't feel as strongly about as some you other guys that have children.

        1. wareagle   13 years ago

          I'm a parent and would favor this woman getting an exact repeat of what she did to the kid. About 50 times. That should do it. Idle time is just too easy.

          1. Tulpa (LAOL-PA)   13 years ago

            Or she could be forced to marry Warty.

            1. Archduke Pantsfan   13 years ago

              There you go pissing on the 8th Amendment again.

              1. Marshall Gill   13 years ago

                Yeah, I was ok with the death penalty but marrying Warty is surely cruel and inhuman, since Warty is cruel and inhuman.

    6. Anonymous Coward   13 years ago

      The superglue thing is just, well, strange, but the "lock the bitch up and throw away the key" fact is that she beat a two-year old with a gallon of milk.

      Stop smoking weed, go work, you'll have less free time to beat your children and glue them to the walls.

  11. $park?   13 years ago

    It's getting a bit late in the year, BUT the Mother of the Year contest is still taking entrants.

    Escalona's other children told authorities that their mother attacked Jocelyn Cedillo in September 2011 due to potty training problems. Police say she kicked her daughter in the stomach, beat her with a milk jug, then stuck her hands to an apartment wall with an adhesive commonly known as Super Glue.

  12. Archduke Pantsfan   13 years ago

    'Every time I have sex it hurts'

    1. R C Dean   13 years ago

      Umm, yer doin' it wrong?

      1. Anonymous Coward   13 years ago

        She needs more lubrication in her U joint.

  13. Archduke Pantsfan   13 years ago

    Whatever happened to the skinny americans?

    1. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

      They got fat.

    2. SugarFree   13 years ago

      There is no such thing as a skinny person, just anorexics that haven't been treated yet.

      /Jezebel

      1. BakedPenguin   13 years ago

        They can tell who these women are because they wear size 10 and under.

        1. C. Anacreon   13 years ago

          Speaking of fear of anorexia.

    3. Heroic Mulatto   13 years ago

      People stopped dancing at discos and stayed at home to play Pong.

    4. mr simple   13 years ago

      Heroin went out of style?

      1. Fluffy   13 years ago

        It's so passe.

      2. Fluffy   13 years ago

        It's so passe.

    5. Anonymous Coward   13 years ago

      The fatties ate all of them.

    6. Zombie Jimbo   13 years ago

      Food stamps. It used to be that you had to go hungry to afford those clothes. Either that or the cheap polyester imports from China allowed more pigouts.

    7. seguin   13 years ago

      The Food Pyramid.

  14. Rich   13 years ago

    The agent, identified as Aaron Francis Engler, ... was part of the advance team for the president's visit on Thursday.

    Dammit, Reason, now you've gone and blown his cover!

  15. A Serious Man   13 years ago

    Secret Service agent arrested after being found passed out drunk in Miami after Obama visit.

    1. A Serious Man   13 years ago

      Shit, I skipped over that link above. Disregard.

      1. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

        You would drink, too.

        1. Proprietist   13 years ago

          New drinking game rule?

          1. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

            Everytime you regret possibly having to take a bullet for the president, take a drink.

    2. JW   13 years ago

      I thought you were just trying to give 24/7 some competition.

  16. Archduke Pantsfan   13 years ago

    Finally, England finds someone they can beat at Football.

    1. Generic Stranger   13 years ago

      Oh, you mean soccer. For a second there I thought the NFL let the limeys play.

      1. Auric Demonocles   13 years ago

        There's talk of that.

  17. The Immaculate Trouser   13 years ago

    Update on Honduran charter cities:

    http://qz.com/12436/behind-the.....an-jungle/

    The jist of it is, it's a lot more ideologically libertarian than was originally intended, but at the potential cost of sacrificing an emphasis on rule of law and transparency.

  18. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    ...two incumbent Democrats pitted against each other under the state's new top-two system nearly started fighting at a campaign forum despite sharing most of the same positions.

    California Republicans aren't even effectual enough to bother challenging to throw hands with, they have to go after each other.

  19. The Immaculate Trouser   13 years ago

    Communists largest party in Czechoslovakia today:

    http://www.foreignpolicy.com/a.....communists

    What is it they say about history? Something about the first time being tragedy, the second being farce.

    1. Archduke Pantsfan   13 years ago

      Czech Republic != Czechoslovakia

      1. The Immaculate Trouser   13 years ago

        Force of habit. The Czech Republic is about half/two-thirds of the former Czechoslovakia, though.

    2. A Serious Man   13 years ago

      There's a saying about people who forget history, but I can't remember what.

      1. Almanian's Evil Twin   13 years ago

        You can say THAT again.

    3. Stormy Dragon   13 years ago

      The story is significantly less worrisome when you find out "largest party in Czechoslovakia" == "20% of voters" and that the average age of their members is 75.

      1. The Immaculate Trouser   13 years ago

        20% in a hung parliament is huge.

        It is not worrisome to me as much as it is disappointing.

        1. Stormy Dragon   13 years ago

          Again, average age of communist party member is 75. Average life expectancy in the Czech Republic is 76.5.

          This is a self-correcting problem.

          1. Xenocles   13 years ago

            An individual's life expectancy tends to rise as he ages.

  20. Archduke Pantsfan   13 years ago

    Maple syrup targeted in raid near Quebec City.

    1. Rich   13 years ago

      Betcha it was *raw* maple syrup.

    2. Pro Libertate   13 years ago

      Did they blow down the door with explosives and come in armed with automatic weapons?

      1. BlogimiDei   13 years ago

        What was the street value of that syrup?

    3. BakedPenguin   13 years ago

      You posted the maple syrup story, but not the government anti-hipster ads story? Shame, Pantsfan!

      1. Archduke Pantsfan   13 years ago

        I read that yesterday.

  21. John Thacker   13 years ago

    Personally, I'm most concerned about the close polls in AZ for the Senate seat. Would like Flake to win.

  22. Scotticus Finch   13 years ago

    Prince Roy of the micro-state of Sealand died today at 91.

    Actually he died on Wednesday, but other than your sentence is entirely accurate. He is still dead today, FWIW.

    1. Archduke Pantsfan   13 years ago

      Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead

      1. Pro Libertate   13 years ago

        GENERALISSIMO FRANCISCO FRANCO IS STILL DEAD!

        1. Ed   13 years ago

          Franco, Franco, que tiene el culo blanco, porque su mujer lo lava con ariel

          1. Anonymous Coward   13 years ago

            Thanks to my feeble high school Spanish, I understand all of that except the "ariel."

            1. SugarFree   13 years ago

              She's a mermaid, dumbass.

              1. Anonymous Coward   13 years ago

                Thanks, Splenda.

                1. Pro Libertate   13 years ago

                  I think it's a brand name. His wife washes his ass with Ariel.

            2. hotsy totsy   13 years ago

              Ariel is a brand name Spanish detergent, like Tide.

  23. Lyle   13 years ago

    Why are there clashes in Egypt? Did Terry Jones do something obnoxious again? Were innocents killed in a drone attack or something?

    1. Archduke Pantsfan   13 years ago

      No, but he was denied entry into Canada.

    2. Pro Libertate   13 years ago

      They found out that he was in Monty Python?

    3. Rich   13 years ago

      Well, Atlas Shrugged Part II *is* out today ....

    4. Heroic Mulatto   13 years ago

      Nope. This time it's Green-on-Green.

  24. Heroic Mulatto   13 years ago

    Jose Guadalupe Jimenez, Clown, Raped Girl While Wearing Costume And Makeup

    1. Fluffy   13 years ago

      Is there a sentencing enhancement out there for "fulfilling archetypical nightmares"?

  25. A Serious Man   13 years ago

    Here's an article in Wired from five years ago about the true story of 'Argo' the rescue of Americans in the Canadian embassy after the Iranian revolution. Very interesting story.

  26. Ken Shultz   13 years ago

    "A new poll shows Romney up by seven in Florida even as another says Hispanic voters prefer President Obama to Romney by a 3-to-1 margin."

    Those two polls aren't necessarily contradictory.

    Cuban-Americans have disproportionately leaned Republican since the Bay of Pigs, at least.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H.....Key_Issues

    1. A Serious Man   13 years ago

      I think it was Pro L who's been saying that Obama has no shot in Florida, and I guess he was right. Cubans tend to be small-business owner types, it's not just the hatred of socialism which is fading among the younger generation.

      1. Pro Libertate   13 years ago

        It was me, and I stand by that statement.

        1. Sudden   13 years ago

          I stand by my assessment that Romney has no chance in my state of California.

          Le sigh.

          1. Pro Libertate   13 years ago

            If he wins California, that means a landslide of major proportions.

    2. Stormy Dragon   13 years ago

      Funny how the "NO AMNSETY FOR ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS!" types never complain about all the Cubans who get amnesty.

      1. Marshall Gill   13 years ago

        Technically, I don't think that Cubans can be illegal immigrants. I am pretty sure that there was a special law granting them legal status as political prisoners if they can actually get here.

        1. Ken Shultz   13 years ago

          Unless you're mother dies getting you here as a baby and Clinton's in office...

          I hope I live long enough to find out what it was that Castro had on Clinton.

          It must have been a gay sex tape level somethin'!

        2. Brett L   13 years ago

          Wet feet, dry feet. If they make it to land, they're legal.

      2. C. Anacreon   13 years ago

        Concern troll is concerned.

  27. Paul.   13 years ago

    Meanwhile in California, two incumbent Democrats pitted against each other under the state's new top-two system nearly started fighting at a campaign forum despite sharing most of the same positions. The crowd appeared to urge them on.

    So, I remember some discussions here on HR as to whether a top-two system is better or worse for libertarians. I was leaning worse, some were arguing better. Lately, based on some anecdotal evidence coming in, my position seems to the one winning. Anyone care to weigh in?

    1. A Serious Man   13 years ago

      Dem on Dem crime is rising significantly in this state due to both redistricting and the debate over Prop 30. I'm somewhat glad that there are some Democrats who realize that raising taxes and expecting that to solve the problem is ridiculous.

    2. The Hammer   13 years ago

      How would it be better?

      1. Paul.   13 years ago

        I'm trying to remember the respective argument, and I'm too lazy to look it up. I'm not sure. But it seemed to come down to one of those, on-the-one-hand-on-the-other-hand arguments.

        1. VG Zaytsev   13 years ago

          Because in jerrymandered districts with low primary turnout an appealing libertarian could appeal to a motivated base and get into a two way contest in the general. By appealing to the theoritical civil liberties left in dem districts and the fiscally conservative in rep districts. You have to remember that in many of these district in the past incumbents often ran unopposed in the primary and general election anyway.

          The theory falls apart from a dearth of appealing libertarian candidates.

    3. Stormy Dragon   13 years ago

      If two dems came out on top, that means the republican got less than 33% of the vote in the primary. How would a 70% dem vs. a 30% Republican be any better than a race between two 50% dems for libertarians?

  28. Archduke Pantsfan   13 years ago

    Yankees game just started, but mlb.mlb.com is saying that they host the Tigers on Saturday night. I wonder if Baltimore knows?
    They probably do.

    1. A Serious Man   13 years ago

      Which is more disconcerting to the O's: Sabbathia on the mound or no A-Rod in the lineup?

      1. Archduke Pantsfan   13 years ago

        I think the O's will miss ARod more than the Yanks

  29. The Immaculate Trouser   13 years ago

    From: Barack Obama
    Date: Fri, Oct 12, 2012 at 3:42 PM
    Subject: I hear you

    Doug --

    How about Joe last night?

    If you're as proud of him as I am, let's do what needs to be done in the final push -- and let's win.

    This election could come down to what happens tomorrow morning.

    My team on the campaign is about to make some of the toughest budget decisions we've had to make. This is one of the last chances we get to expand our ground game for the final stretch, and what we have in the bank at midnight tonight will decide how big we can go. And we need to go big -- so I'm hoping you'll take the next step in your support right now.

    Can you donate $5 or more today, and drive this campaign forward?

    I know we've asked a lot of you over the last 18 months.

    I hear you.

    But too much is on the line, and now is the worst possible time to decide to hold back.

    Today, I'm asking you to get on board and say you're ready to fight alongside me and Joe.

    Donate $5 or more right now:

    https://donate.barackobama.com/Big-Decisions

    Thank you,

    Barack

    1. Episiarch   13 years ago

      Jesus fucking Christ. I don't understand how his fans don't get sick of the endless creepy begging.

      1. The Immaculate Trouser   13 years ago

        My favorite part is where he says he's facing "some of the toughest budget decisions he's ever had to make" -- speaking in reference to his campaign funding, and not government of course.

        1. Episiarch   13 years ago

          "I can't reach them, Chuck. They're lost in some frightening world that isn't centered around me."

          Budget? What budget? You mean the government's budget? What are you thinking, man! There's an election on!

    2. 0x90   13 years ago

      You know, he doesn't actually ask for the money. He only demands it.

      "I'm hoping you'll take the next step"

      I'm sure you are.

      "Can you donate?"

      I am capable of doing so.

      "I know we've asked a lot"

      That is correct.

      "get on board and say you're ready to fight."

      Okay: I am ready to fight.

      "Donate now."

      Get bent.

    3. Tulpa (LAOL-PA)   13 years ago

      The hell? I haven't been getting BO's emails recently.

    4. The Hammer   13 years ago

      How about Joe last night?
      If you're as proud of him as I am...

      What a meaningless turn of phrase.

      1. Red Rocks Rockin   13 years ago

        No kidding--a bunch of passive-voiced pablum, the kind that you'd use to describe how your kid performed in the Saturday T-ball game. He might as well have posted that on Facebook and asked people to "like" the status.

        1. Marshall Gill   13 years ago

          He might as well have posted that on Facebook and asked people to "like" the status.

          Are you certain that he didn't?

  30. A Serious Man   13 years ago

    Former Bengals cheerleader opens up about her romantic and sexual relationship with a student.

    Who the state of Ohio calls a victim, I call the luckiest bastard in the Midwest.

    1. Pro Libertate   13 years ago

      I imagine he's a god to all of the boys at his school. A god.

      1. Anonymous Coward   13 years ago

        The woman seems like one of those types who peaked in high school and never liked the idea of leaving it all behind. She did the natural thing, going back and being the "cool" high school teacher, but dumping the husband for a senior boyfriend is a shade too far.

        1. Pro Libertate   13 years ago

          No, she's insane. Any woman who'd do that is fucking nuts.

          But he's got man credibility for the next decade, regardless of what he does.

      2. Paul.   13 years ago

        'She is a sexual predator and should have been locked up for what she did. Teacher's do not have sex with their students. She abused that boy

        I never received this kind of abuse when I was 17. Pity.

        1. Auric Demonocles   13 years ago

          He is the ex-husband, so I get him being pissed, but he was literally trying to bang her when he was 17 as well.

    2. Episiarch   13 years ago

      "Niiiccceee."

    3. Paul.   13 years ago

      having sex with her then-17-year-old student as part of a plea deal

      She had sex with a 17-year-old as part of her plea deal? Where do I sign up on that roster?

      1. Pro Libertate   13 years ago

        Pretty standard in these situations. Trust me, I'm licensed.

        1. Paul.   13 years ago

          Who would she have to have sex with had she not taken the deal?

          1. Pro Libertate   13 years ago

            All of the lawyers involved. Oh, and the judge.

    4. Paul.   13 years ago

      After looking at the pictures, she could lay off the spray tan a bit...

    5. The Hammer   13 years ago

      Such a shame. She seems to have been a cutie in high school, but she married a shifty-looking d-bag and ruined herself with bad plastic surgery before she hit 25. That said, what she did should've gotten her fired because it was probably a contract violation, but the state had no business stepping in with criminal charges.

  31. Red Rocks Rockin   13 years ago

    Looks like 12 states now in toss-up land at this point--it'll be interesting to see how that moves over the next week.

    I mentioned a couple weeks ago that Romney's performance in the debates would likely be his one avenue to take over the race, and I haven't seen anything so far to dissuade me from that. Normally, the debates don't seem to have much of an impact on the numbers, but the swings have been so huge this time around it appears that people are judging it like a professional wrestling match--whoever cuts the best promos gets the most support.

    1. A Serious Man   13 years ago

      I think it was basically a "the emperor has no clothes" situation. The media had been so relentless bashing Romney and sucking up all the bullshit spewed form the Obama administration about Bain, Mitten's tax returns, etc, that to see that the president is such an empty suit without his teleprompter was jarring to shake the race up.

    2. John   13 years ago

      Obama's only argument for re-election was that Romney was unfit for office. The debate showed that Romney is perfectly fit. So now it comes down to Obama's record. People who have no strong feelings towards either party look at Obama's record and say "why not give Romney a shot?". Unless Romney does something really stupid, I don't see how Obama overcomes that.

      1. The Hammer   13 years ago

        Can't really disagree with this. Therefore, my vote possibly being crucial in this ad-weary swing state of Colorado, I am voting for Gary Johnson.

        1. Red Rocks Rockin   13 years ago

          We haven't had too many Prez ads in New Mexico (Romney's likely not taking it anyway), but a bunch for the Senate race between Martin Heinrich and Heather Wilson. Thank goodness I barely watch network teevee.

          1. AuH2O   13 years ago

            God are those Heinrich ads fucking tiresome. It's all this "For the People" bullshit that is utterly meaningless.

            Then again, Wilson ain't strong either.

      2. rac3rx   13 years ago

        But Obama has this magical "culture warrior".

        http://www.washingtonpost.com/.....story.html

        1. Zombie Jimbo   13 years ago

          In the Style section... That says a lot.

        2. Pro Libertate   13 years ago

          She is a fucking joke.

        3. Joe M   13 years ago

          Womens' rights activist Sandra Fluke spoke...

          Womens' rights?! You've gotta be fucking kidding me.

    3. R C Dean   13 years ago

      Obama bet the farm on portraying Romney as some kind of freakish culty monstrous monocle-wearing plutocrat.

      That vaporized shortly into the first debate, and now he's got nothin'. Big Bird? Really?

    4. Brett L   13 years ago

      I think people have been looking for a reason, any reason, to tell pollsters what they've known for a while. They aren't voting for Obama. They just don't want to feel like racists, so they needed an excuse. Romney mashing Obama in the debates gave them one.

  32. Lisa   13 years ago

    "you can't go from a $2,000-a-night suite at La Mirage to a penitentiary and really understand it and come out a liberal." - Robert Downy Jr

    Maybe Lohan had a similar awakening.

  33. John   13 years ago

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvs.....ibute.html

    I have to give her credit. Five years ago I would have never guess Brittney Spears would still look this good five years in the future.

    1. Red Rocks Rockin   13 years ago

      Yeah, she looks amazing. Nice to see she's apparently grown up and pulled her shit together.

    2. Cytotoxic   13 years ago

      Nice dress.

    3. C. Anacreon   13 years ago

      Moo.

    4. Dunphy (the real one)   13 years ago

      she looks great and clearly like a woman. iow, - and i am not saying this in a negative, but in a positive way - birthing hips. a post childbirth body.

      i think childbirth, for those women that choose to get back into shape afterwords, can do wonderful thing for a woman's body.

      some of the women weighlifters at my gym, have seen boosts in their totals and competitiveness on the national and international stage in the years after they gave birth

      melanie rockin' it (3 kids at the time)

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....re=related

      (ribose pimpin' aside 🙂 )

      1. Entropy Void   13 years ago

        MILF much?

  34. John   13 years ago

    http://dailycaller.com/2012/10.....w-furious/

    The Clintons are not willingly going under the bus for Bengazi. This should be fun.

    1. Pro Libertate   13 years ago

      Oh, this could be great.

    2. Red Rocks Rockin   13 years ago

      Get ya popcorn ready!

    3. Cytotoxic   13 years ago

      If this unfolds like I hope it might I may have no choice but to accept the existence of a kind God.

    4. Zombie Jimbo   13 years ago

      Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

    5. Warty   13 years ago

      I hopez I hopez I hopez.

      1. Pro Libertate   13 years ago

        Reality can be so disappointing. In a better world, Clinton (the SoS) and Obama would come to blows on camera. Obama would be forced to resign, leaving the race between Romney and Biden. Things get so screwed up that Johnson actually gets into double digits. Biden wins, because of the gag vote.

        1. Zombie Jimbo   13 years ago

          Why would he be forced to resign? 'Cause a 64 year old woman whipped his scrawny ass?

        2. 0x90   13 years ago

          I would not be surprised to see Billary make a preemptive strike, and throw the administration under the bus. That saves the Clintons now, and sets up 2016 as a nice "devil I know" contest. You have to think that behind closed doors, they regard the whole Obama campaign, from 2008 on, as total amateur hour.

    6. R C Dean   13 years ago

      I do believe they can both lose.

    7. Brett L   13 years ago

      What did I tell everybody a couple of days ago when you were calling for her head? The Clintons will shiv anyone, anywhere, anytime to keep power. And Bill will look into your eyes and make you believe he hurts as bad as you do while he's twisting the knife. I don't like them, but I never underestimate them. This article is the shot across the bow. Obama is not to put it on Clinton at the FP debate.

      1. Auric Demonocles   13 years ago

        I'll never believe Bill. I'm like a genre savvy Star Trek character. Never trust anything. It's all the holodeck.

  35. YinxDoo   13 years ago

    That makes no sense at all to me dude, None!

    http://www.UA-Anon.tk

  36. protefeed   13 years ago

    If two dems came out on top, that means the republican got less than 33% of the vote in the primary. How would a 70% dem vs. a 30% Republican be any better than a race between two 50% dems for libertarians?

    As an anarchist, seems like voting once for the libertarian candidate in the primary, instead of twice in both the primary and general, would be a more efficient way of expressing your displeasure with the status quo uniparty.

  37. protefeed   13 years ago

    She is a sexual predator and should have been locked up for what she did. Teacher's do not have sex with their students. She abused that boy

    It would be totally awesome if the boy was a witness for the defense and said he was the luckiest bastard around for getting to have sex with such a hottie -- and then go for jury nullification.

    1. Auric Demonocles   13 years ago

      "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury: I banged a fucking NFL cheerleader. The defense rests."

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