Teachers Win Again as Won't Back Down Sets New Box-Office-Bomb Record
Capping a fall semester that has already seen a court throw out the pension reforms of Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker (R) and the Chicago Teachers Union deliver a serious beating to Mayor Rahm Emanuel (D), public school teachers can claim a new victory against Hollywood (DD): The parent-trigger drama Won't Back Down, a prominent target of educator unions, has now entered the record books as Tinseltown's biggest box office failure.
From the Huffington Post's Cavan Sieczkowski:
"Won't Back Down" took in a rough $2.6 million its opening weekend, according to Box Office Mojo, setting the record for worst opening of a film that released in over 2,500 theaters. The flick beat Rainn Wilson's "The Rocker," Drew Barrymore's 2007 romantic drama "Lucky You," Luke Wilson's family comedy "Hoot" and Jennifer Aniston's "Rumor Has It" for the dubious honor.
"The Rocker" had been in the top spot since 2008…
"Despite the best efforts of its talented leads, 'Won't Back Down' fails to lend sufficient dramatic heft or sophistication to the hot-button issue of education reform," reads the Rotten Tomatoes review.
The theme of the film is not necessarily the issue. Other films about the education system, including "Stand and Deliver" and "Dangerous Minds" have been very successful.
Is the movie's failure a referendum on public school teacher unions? Probably not. Although the snippets at Rotten Tomatoes suggest some viewers did take offense at the film's labor politics, Katherine Mangu-Ward's kindly but lukewarm Reason.com review noted that Won't Back Down didn't offer a lot of entertainment value:
The movie is well made, and quite painless, considering the genre. The necessary explainers are handled smoothly and with some humor (Gyllenhal's character, the inappropriately clad Erin Brockovich of school reform, asks why her daughter's terrible teacher can't be fired and then shouts, exasperated, "Oh yeah, 'cuz she's tenurized!") And Davis' dead-eyed stare when that same teacher pours herself the last of the coffee and then waltzes out of the teachers' lounge without making a new pot is terrifyingly true-to-life.
The film even goes out of its way to give teachers unions their due—we hear all about about "Mr. Cooper" who would have lost his job for showing his kids Hair if it weren't for the union—but ultimately slots union fat cats as the villains. One particularly nice moment has a union bigwig, played Holly Hunter in a marvelously clichéd beige beret, trying to buy off Gyllenhaal with what is essentially a voucher—a scholarship to a private school where her dyslexic daughter will get special attention.
Whatever the movie's failure means, teachers are still winning against their real enemies: the students.
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I sweat to God Almighty, if I ever have kids, I'll send them to the Congo before I force public schooling unto them.
Fucking parasites.
Swear, too, but sweating works, I guess.
...but sweating works, I guess.
Dare I say that in the right setting it works far better than the swearing!
sweat to God Almighty
Sounds like a White House physical fitness initiative..
The wookie says move! Or she'll tear your arms out of their sockets!
Who the fuck goes to the movie theater?
It's a good teenage date, I guess, or an excuse to put the kids in jail for the evening. Would teenagers or couples looking for a quick escape from raising kids be interested in this movie?
I strongly suspect that many past movies, even if they were good ones, would not do well if released today.
People who want to see something in IMAX and/or THX.
^This^
Exactly. Sensory escape.
Who in the hell thought a Teacher Movie about bad teachers was a good idea?
Personally I would have gone with the subject Hot For Teacher, and I think I can confidently say that would have brought in significantly more box office.
Bad Teacher grossed $216 million.
It's no secret how much teachers get paid... oh wait, you meant the movie... never mind.
That's not a Teacher Movie.
Is Cameron Diaz a lifesize South Park Canadian?
"Dangerous Minds"
*Blargh!*
I feel a little bad it's done so poorly. A friend at work was an extra in it and he was hoping it would do well.
How do I reach these kids?!
They just should have re-released Harper Valley PTA and been done with it.
That got me thinking of something serious: who could effectively play Genie in a remake of I Dream Of Genie for today's audiences?
Fun fact, before she was famous, a studio boss in Hollywood told Barbara Eden she wasn't pretty enough to make it in the business...
Maybe that studio boss was, you know, **makes gay hand gesture**
Maybe he was suggesting that looks alone would not get her a job, but looks combined with sucking a famous studio boss in Hollywood's cock could work wonders for career despite her imperfections.
Does it matter? What earnest dreck would result from the PC sanitization of the premise if that show were made today?
"Jeannie: Cousin Hamid, no! Do not kill him!
Hamid: [approaches Jeannie, Tony, and Roger]
Hamid: The infidel must die.
Hamid: [indicating Tony and Roger] Who are they?
Jeannie: Oh, friends. This is Cousin Hamid. This is my beloved master, Major Nelson, and Major Healey.
Hamid: Welcome to my humble village. My tent is your tent. And now if you'll excuse me, I must cut your friend to ribbons."
Could they do that today?
Though I suppose Mila Kunis would be the best choice as I could see her nailing Jeannie's personality.
"Could they do that today?"
Probably only mean five more US diplomats killed.
Anna Faris maybe?
I keep feeling like she mostly makes awful choices, but it's probably more than that.
"The Rocker" is awesome! Watch this movie if you haven't. It's very funny, great music, Emma Stone is hot and the ending is one of the best ever.
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