Actresses to Speak at DNC

CNN says Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman and Kerry Washington will make appearances

Clint Eastwood meet Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman and Kerry Washington.

The three actresses, firmly anchored in Hollywood's royalty, have been secretly scheduled to speak at the Democratic National Convention, according to a tentative schedule provided by a source to CNN.

Comments

[AlgerHiss]

I'm too lazy to Google the names of these three little nobodys: They're supposed to be an impressive array of Hollywood intellect?

[Virginian]

Honestly, I think it's an attempt to play for the vote of beta males who will talk about how wise ScarJo is when what they really mean is that she has a fantastic body.

Which she does. Make no mistake about it.

Actually, if she and Natalie Portman promised a professionally directed and shot adult film, on the sole condition that Obama wins, I think that would swing the election.