Valerie Jarrett Hit Piece Spoils Obama's DNC Opener
Top presidential adviser Valerie Jarrett is making the rounds at the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte, North Carolina, today, but she's apparently dodging any discussion of a lengthy page A1 profile in The New York Times.
Jo Becker's Sunday article is in a long tradition of multi-source character pieces on presidential gatekeepers – who, by the nature of their roles as gatekeepers, end up with armies of gossiping enemies.
Still, some of the gossip is entertaining. A too-good-to-check anecdote has Jarrett (the daughter of Chicago bigwigs and a crony of President Obama for more than 20 years) mistaking a four-star general for a waiter at a party and ordering a drink from him. Jarrett "regularly follows the president home from the West Wing to the residence, a practice that has earned her the nickname 'the Night Stalker.'" Obama's epic humiliation in his bid to bring the Olympics to Chicago apparently resulted after Jarrett, a considerable owner of Windy City real estate, gave him "assurances that his personal appeal to the Olympic committee could clinch the deal."
And of course, in the phallocentric Obama White House, there are plenty of sources willing to put Jarrett's relationship with the president into retronormative gender terms. She is likened to "some sort of mother or sister figure to an only child whose own parents variously abandoned him" as well as a "mother whose son can do no wrong." The "imperious" presidential friend, who keeps "a staff of nearly three dozen," gets the full Madame de Pompadour treatment from one unnamed presidential advisor who tells Becker, "Valerie is effectively the chief of staff, and he knows, but he doesn't know. She's almost like Nancy Reagan was with President Reagan, but more powerful."
NYMag.com's Ann Friedman ponders the meaningfulness of it all:
The Times points out that, "to some extent," Jarrett is "part of a White House tradition" of West Wing powerhouses with indeterminate roles, like Bruce Lindsey, Karen Hughes, and Harriet Miers. But is she also part of an American tradition of women who, in working beyond their job descriptions and without formal titles, end up undermining themselves?
Heady stuff! At Buzzfeed, Ben Smith says Jarrett, "clad in a pink blazer, white skirt, and a string of large pearls," made a beeline out of a Politico speaking breakfast today and is keeping questions to a minimum. But according to Bloomberg, she actually said a few good things (well, less than usually awful things) about taxes today:
"Let's broaden the base, let's reduce the rate," Jarrett said at a Bloomberg breakfast in Charlotte, North Carolina, the convention site. "That means we are going to close some loopholes, but that's going to benefit the broader business community."
"The long-term sustainable growth rests with the private sector," she said. "The president knows that."
The weight that Los Tiempos de Nueva York still carries among political types is pretty astonishing if you don't mainline D.C. politics all the time, so it's fair to question what this front-pager will do to Jarrett. But it could have a more important impact on the president, who already has a reputation as an out-of-touch elitist to live down and won't be helped by a new wallow in his inner circle's late-Bourbon decadence. Maybe he'll wipe the slate clean with fresh and exciting ideas? Bloomberg again:
Obama's nomination speech will be more specific than Republican Mitt Romney's in detailing a path forward on deficit reduction and will emphasize tax fairness over Medicare, top aides said.
The address will tell Americans "where we've been and where we need to take this country," campaign manager Jim Messina said at a separate Bloomberg breakfast in Charlotte today.
Jim Messina? If Kenny Loggins were running the campaign they'd be bringing in a lot more than three bucks a pop.
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I still don't get this joke. Why is it funny to translate "The New York Times" into Spanish?
Forget it, HM. It's Cavanaughtown.
Fuck Ann Friedman (and not in the literal sense). That is all.
True. True.
Because racism.
Jarrett "regularly follows the president home from the West Wing to the residence, a practice that has earned her the nickname 'the Night Stalker.'"
?La Noche Acosador!
And Michelle hasn't taken out a can of whoop ass why?
She probably has. Barack seems rather whipped.
Just cause its Spanish doesn't mean you can add punctuation all willy-nilly.
You can only do that when translating to Somalian.
"La Chupacabra"
As long as it's not "El Follador de Ovejas".
Re: Rich,
Or "Chupa pitos"
Wouldn't it be, "Acosador del Noche?"
Re: Sugarfree,
"Acosador" actually means "harasser."
Night Stalker should thus be translated as "El Acechador de la noche."
Google Translate let's me down again. I'm pretty sure it's why my Estonian pen pal stopped writing me.
I think it came about after Carlos Slim, richest guy in Mexico, essentially bailed Pinch's ass out of a tight financial spot with a $250 million investment.
Because it sounds unfunny in the original Klingon.
What are you talking about? yoq'chu' poHmay is hilarious!
Is the media starting to think Obama is going to lose? If they think he is going to lose, they will turn on him like wolves so they can claim objectivity and also claim it wasn't liberalism but a flawed President that failed.
She looks like she melted and was beaten back in to the faint resemblance of human shape with hammers using only a blurry photo of Leona Hemsley for reference.
All things considered, she is almost lifelike.
She is but a shell for the beast that comes.
Sort of like the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man.
Not quite, John. Not quite.
Yeah, it's Stay-Puft. Yeesh.
RACIST!!!
1 And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials, and talked with me, saying unto me, Come hither; I will shew unto thee the judgment of the great whore that sitteth upon many waters:
2 With whom the kings of the earth have committed fornication, and the inhabitants of the earth have been made drunk with the wine of her fornication.
3 So he carried me away in the spirit into the wilderness: and I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet coloured beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns.
4 And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication:
5 And upon her forehead was a name written, Mystery, Babylon The Great, The Mother Of Harlots And Abominations Of The Earth.
Revelation 17:1-5
Man that's gonna be awesome.
1 Wun of teh sevn hovr d00dz (teh wunz wif teh bowlz) was liek "O hai, see teh punishmint of teh big h00kr who sitz on all teh bathtubz."
2 All teh kingz had harblez wif her n evribody gotted drunk from dem."
3 Teh hovr d00d pickt me up bai teh scruffz of mai neck n taked me to teh dezrt. A womn wuz sittin on a red monstr wif drti wurdz rittn all ovr it. It hadded seven hedz n ten hornz.
4 The womn was warin purpl n red, plus joolz. Her cup wuz full of nasti stuffz.
5 "Mistri, Babylon teh Grate, Mama of h00krz n nasti stuffz" was rited on her forhed.
Revelation 17:1-5
WTF is that? Orin's apostle to the Reasonites?
lolcat Bible Translation Project
Bring God's word to the youth of the 21st Century.
Generation retard is beyond help.
Bring God's word to the youth of the 21st Century.
Can't we just smite them?
Can't we just smite them?
What could we do to them that their parents haven't already?
What could we do to them that their parents haven't already?
Excellent point.
LOL!
hey now, leave me outta ur satan stuff
Ceiling Cat gonn be mad wif u
I think Ceiling Cat has watched NutraSweet masturbate enough times. There's nothing to get mad about any more.
I was going to say that she isn't Babylonian, but then I saw she was born in Iran, which is close enough.
Fuck!
To American parents. I thought for a moment she was that rarest of breeds, an ugly Persian woman.
No. Such. Creature.
I concur. I read the wiki thingie, in a panicked state until I realized she had American parents.
the wine of her fornication
So many jokes about the few things this could be.
Is that some sort of Warty summoning language?
There is no need to summon Warty. He is with you always. Always.
He looms large.
I thought he was in you. Always.
With. In. On. Occasionally a sinuous circling. And at least one documented case of spine-hugging.
All things considered, she is almost lifelike.
It's amazing what they can do with wax these days.
You realize you just stole the (SPOILER ALERT) plot to the original pilot for Star Trek?
Only there are no Talosians too spin a web of illusion. She just has to look like that.
actually there are, but Begala must be in the Clinton camp.
By an odd coincidence, I actually watched that last night so I understand the reference.
Ah, I see that someone **finally** mentioned it. I thought y'all were slippin'.
beaten back in to the faint resemblance of human shape with hammers using only a blurry photo of Leona Hemsley for reference
I cannot believe that Epi didn't jump on this with a Captain Pike referece.
Beep. Beep beep beep. Beep.
Absolutely OT: you are about to bail out Egypt.
http://online.wsj.com/article/.....SecondNews
Have fun with that and sorry if it was posted earlier.
But the Arab Spring!!
I was told there would be punch and pie democracy...
Oh there is. And the Egyptians have democratically decided to turn the place into an Islamist hell hole.
Something about getting to vote for totalitarianism once seems appropriate here.
Punch means they break your nose and pie means they rape your wife.
What the fuck happened to "millions for defense; not one penny for tribute?"
[Yes, I know that's from the XYZ Affair, but that only happened 3 years before the Barbary Wars. So it's contemporary.]
Yiddish Curses for Republican Jews:
http://www.yiddishcursesforrepublicanjews.com/#
Maybe someone should inform him that the USDA not the FDA regulates food safety and sanitation. When they gut the FDA and create libertopia, you will die from thalidomide not e-coli.
How about this one?
May you elect a President whose foreign policy consists of converting all of Israel's neighbors into violent, Islamist states.
Oh wait, that's Obama. Let's see...
May you elect a President whose relation with the Jewish state has been one snub and one insult after another.
Wait, that's Obama too. Umm...
May your Presidential candidate's supporters include a large group of people who think that Jews were responsible for 9/11 and Wall Street maleficence.
Shit, that's Obama too. Help me out here guys!
clad in a pink blazer, white skirt, and a string of large pearls
Ah-HA! I knew I'd catch someone wearing white after Labor Day.
The heathen. Crack out the tar and feathers!
Where can we rustle up some angry villagers?
Where can we rustle up some angry villagers?
Will pissed of suburbanites work?
If you're trying to burn down a Gap, maybe.
Damn all jokes I didn't get to make.
Do you see why we're useful to you now, Tim? DO YOU SEE?
Slightly off topic:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....icket.html
Dude gets a red light ticket mailed to him. Only one little problem: He was in jail and the police had his car impounded at the time.
Add 'Grand Theft Auto' to the long list of crimes that police can chalk up as "just part of the job".
It's to keep you safe.
The NYPD, however, says there was no foul play - they were simply driving the car to a more secure impound lot across town for the safety of the vehicle.
What, do you not believe them? It just happened to be about a 80K Merc AMG. No reason to think some flat foot would want to joy ride in that car.
Has this been covered yet?
Democrats set to move Obama's big speech from 74,000-seater outdoor stadium to 20,000-seater indoor arena
They cite "severe weather" but I think we all know the problem.
Insert Spinal Tap joke here.
He still had to pay the ticket, right? The law is the law, right?
They actually dismissed it. How about that.
He does have a pretty airtight alibi.
Sickening. It will just encourage people in jail to run red lights in the cars they aren't driving. Anarchy! Blood in the streets! Spinning around in a blindfold shooting a machine gun in a crowed city park! NOOOES!11!!!
Notice they are dismissing the ticket against him.
They know who was driving. Will that person instead have to pay the fine and have the black mark on their insurance?
Of course not.
That is how law enforcement is held to a higher standard.
police are held to a higher standard, sarc. dunphy told me so.
"To Deflect and Swerve."
I'm watching Back to the Future part II right now, and there's a scene where Doc tells Marty that in the future the justice system is much faster because they abolished all lawyers by 2015 to the point where Marty's son is charged, tried, and convicted for a crime in just two hours.
I wonder if they intended that as a positive vision of the future. Stories like the one you linked remind us how scary it is to imagine a world where indictments are based solely on the word of the police.
2015? So we should be getting those flying cars any day now right?
What's more likely: flying cars by 2015 or the Cubs winning the World Series in 2015? Got go with flying cars.
Flying cars are at least possible.
Speaking of flying cars, people act like these planes that can drive around are a step in the right direction. They are not.
Rather, I demand a flying car just like on The Jetsons, including the part where it folds into a briefcase that I can easily carry.
You think by 2015 Reason.com will have a commenting system that doesn't log you out each time your refresh the fraking page?
I do not have this issue, but if you're asking for a prediction, I predict that the Reason Foundation will be outlawed by then, with all of the editors and staff--along with the commenters--in re-education camps.
I would gladly accept a standard automobile in briefcase or form. Or a Bulldog hoverboard.
I'd settle for my jet pack right about now
I see your point, but wasn't he actually guilty of the crime? Granted, he was initially bullied into going along with it by Griff and his goons, and eventually took the fall for the whole thing, but he had enough time between the meeting at Cafe 80s and that evening to change his mind and not go.
"Marty's son is charged, tried, and convicted for a crime in just two hours"
Ha. My wife needs about two seconds.
Well, if his son is anything like his rapist dad....
Jarett looks like one of those troll dolls.