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Chip Bok | 8.17.2012 7:00 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 13 years ago

This cartoon exists.
1. Longtorso 13 years ago
  
  Does it? Does it _really_?
  
  If a Bok joke falls flat in a corn field and nobody is there, does it make a sound?
  1. Whiterun Guard 13 years ago
    
    He who Boks behind the rows.
  2. Almanian's Evil Twin 13 years ago
    
    Does a pig shit in the woods?
    1. invisible furry hand 13 years ago
      
      Does the Pope?
      1. mr simple 13 years ago
        
        And does the Pope crap on the broken lives and dreams of 200 deaf boys?
      2. Almanian's Evil Twin 13 years ago
        
        You know who did shit in the woods...
        
        Restoras 13 years ago
        
        Jesus?
        
        LTC(ret) John 13 years ago
        
        ManBearPig?
        
        Skip 13 years ago
        
        The Kaiser?
invisible furry hand 13 years ago

Hey Reason, the third panel with the joke is missing
1. Fist of Etiquette 13 years ago
  
  Third pane:
  
  "Hey, asshole, camera's over here."
mr simple 13 years ago

So this is what happens to a brain on ethanol. So sad.
Hugh Akston 13 years ago

Needs moar crying Statue of Liberty.
Whiterun Guard 13 years ago

Why is Eugene Levy giving a meatball on a fork to Marty Feldman?

Oh wait I get it, something to do with gay marriage?
1. Fist of Etiquette 13 years ago
  
  "...feed this shriveled ear of corn to my pigs." You know that's code, right?
  1. WTF 13 years ago
    
    Okay, now ^that^ actually made me chuckle.
Caleb Turberville 13 years ago

Chip Bok's cartoons need an urban sensibility. That's what's "edgy" today.
1. Longtorso 13 years ago
  
  urban
  
  RACIST!!!!
2. Caleb Turberville 13 years ago
  
  "...Because I have to feed it to my truck. Dyno-MITE!"
  1. LTC(ret) John 13 years ago
    
    + JJ
3. Jesus H. Christ 13 years ago
  
  In that case, the truck should be an El Camino with spinners. "I gots to feed dis to my elco, muhtherfucker."
Almanian's Evil Twin 13 years ago

If I were sage, I would say, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Happy Friday, Reasonoids.
1. sage 13 years ago
  
  I came here to say something like that, but you put it much better.
  1. Almanian's Evil Twin 13 years ago
    
    You are too kind
    
    *blushes*
Longtorso 13 years ago

Chip Bok, you do realize who ELSE was a failed artist......
1. Almanian's Evil Twin 13 years ago
  
  Mikey Tuttle?
2. Rich 13 years ago
  
  Tonya Harding?
  1. invisible furry hand 13 years ago
    
    Careful with those jokes Rich:
    
    Contrary to public opinion, Tonya Harding is an intelligent, caring and very sensitive person. Even though she will deny it to some of her friends, ugly remarks hurt her feelings.
    
    So there.
    1. Rich 13 years ago
      
      OTOH
      
      She reads just about everything written about her but tries not to take it all too seriously.
      
      She's not worried, ifh, so neither am I.
Rich 13 years ago

I have to feed to my truck.

"Of course, it's a gas HOG!"
Caleb Turberville 13 years ago

If I can give the cartoon more analysis than it deserves, the failure is not the second panel. It makes a witty remark about using food for fuel.

The problem is the first panel. What relevance does it have? Has this been a bad year for corn growers?
1. Rich 13 years ago
  
  It's a two-fer, Caleb. Chip packs as much relevance as possible into the space he's allotted.
2. Restoras 13 years ago
  
  Something about a drought in the mid-west, dustbowl conditions, and a bad corn crop?
3. PM 13 years ago
  
  Just in case that wasn't sarcasm:
  
  http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08.....ustry.html
Troy muy grande boner 13 years ago

B-
Shmurphy 13 years ago

Chip Bok cartoons are where humor goes to die.

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