Friday Funnies

Ethanol

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[Fist of Etiquette]

This cartoon exists.

[Longtorso]

Does it? Does it _really_?

If a Bok joke falls flat in a corn field and nobody is there, does it make a sound?

[Whiterun Guard]

He who Boks behind the rows.

[Almanian's Evil Twin]

Does a pig shit in the woods?

[invisible furry hand]

Does the Pope?

[mr simple]

And does the Pope crap on the broken lives and dreams of 200 deaf boys?

[Almanian's Evil Twin]

You know who did shit in the woods…

[Restoras]

Jesus?

[LTC(ret) John]

ManBearPig?

[Skip]

The Kaiser?

[invisible furry hand]

Hey Reason, the third panel with the joke is missing

[Fist of Etiquette]

Third pane:

“Hey, asshole, camera’s over here.”

[mr simple]

So this is what happens to a brain on ethanol. So sad.

[Hugh Akston]

Needs moar crying Statue of Liberty.

[Whiterun Guard]

Why is Eugene Levy giving a meatball on a fork to Marty Feldman?

Oh wait I get it, something to do with gay marriage?

[Fist of Etiquette]

“…feed this shriveled ear of corn to my pigs.” You know that’s code, right?

[WTF]

Okay, now ^that^ actually made me chuckle.

[Caleb Turberville]

Chip Bok’s cartoons need an urban sensibility. That’s what’s “edgy” today.

[Longtorso]

urban

RACIST!!!!

[Caleb Turberville]

“…Because I have to feed it to my truck. Dyno-MITE!”

[LTC(ret) John]

+ JJ

[Jesus H. Christ]

In that case, the truck should be an El Camino with spinners. “I gots to feed dis to my elco, muhtherfucker.”

[Almanian's Evil Twin]

If I were sage, I would say, “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

Happy Friday, Reasonoids.

[sage]

I came here to say something like that, but you put it much better.

[Almanian's Evil Twin]

You are too kind

*blushes*

[Longtorso]

Chip Bok, you do realize who ELSE was a failed artist……

[Almanian's Evil Twin]

Mikey Tuttle?

[Rich]

Tonya Harding?

[invisible furry hand]

Careful with those jokes Rich:

Contrary to public opinion, Tonya Harding is an intelligent, caring and very sensitive person. Even though she will deny it to some of her friends, ugly remarks hurt her feelings.

So there.

[Rich]

OTOH

She reads just about everything written about her but tries not to take it all too seriously.

She’s not worried, ifh, so neither am I.

[Rich]

I have to feed to my truck.

“Of course, it’s a gas HOG!”

[Caleb Turberville]

If I can give the cartoon more analysis than it deserves, the failure is not the second panel. It makes a witty remark about using food for fuel.

The problem is the first panel. What relevance does it have? Has this been a bad year for corn growers?

[Rich]

It’s a two-fer, Caleb. Chip packs as much relevance as possible into the space he’s allotted.

[Restoras]

Something about a drought in the mid-west, dustbowl conditions, and a bad corn crop?

[PM]

Just in case that wasn’t sarcasm:

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08…..ustry.html

[Troy muy grande boner]

B-

[Shmurphy]

Chip Bok cartoons are where humor goes to die.