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Chik-Fil-A and Rahmbo

Henry Payne | 8.10.2012 7:00 AM

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invisible furry hand 13 years ago

What are Chicago values, exactly?
1. Lord Humungus 13 years ago
  
  deep dish pizza, corruption at all levels, and the Cubs.
  1. Restoras 13 years ago
    
    Cubs? I thought the Bears or the Bulls were Chi-town's team. Heck, even the Blackhawks won a championship recently.
  2. Almanian's Evil Twin 13 years ago
    
    Also - oddly enough - fried chicken.
    1. LTC(ret) John 13 years ago
      
      Harold's Fried Chicken, to be exact.
      1. Whiterun Guard 13 years ago
        
        Does Harold hate the gays too?
        
        Bucky 13 years ago
        
        irony, irony, Emanuel means "God with us"...
2. Mike M. 13 years ago
  
  They were best articulated by Jimmy Malone in "The Untouchables": kill the other guy before he kills you.
Lord Humungus 13 years ago

that head looks like a gun pointed at the church - what is he trying to say there?
1. Generic Stranger 13 years ago
  
  That he has a thing for dick faces.
  1. Whiterun Guard 13 years ago
    
    He just hates Prune Tracy.
2. invisible furry hand 13 years ago
  
  more to the point, why does Chick-Fil-A's fast food walk around churches in checked shirts? Who eats ambulatory, vaguely humanoid fast food anyway (apart from Michael Moore)?
  1. Generic Stranger 13 years ago
    
    Roseanne Bar and Rosie O'Donnell
    1. Almanian's Evil Twin 13 years ago
      
      STEVE SMITH
      1. Generic Stranger 13 years ago
        
        And how do you know that Rosie O'Donnell isn't STEVE SMITH. Have you ever seen them in the same room together? Well, HAVE YOU?!
        
        Bobarian 13 years ago
        
        Rosie's dick is bigger.
sage 13 years ago

Does anybody actually wear a Chik-fil-A shirt, even gay haters? Even people that work there?
Whiterun Guard 13 years ago

Why did they drop an anvil on that poor grunge musician's head?
Fist of Etiquette 13 years ago

Because they made him mail fish on Fridays?
Bee Tagger 13 years ago

Chick Fil-A turned it's back on the Catholic church?
1. Generic Stranger 13 years ago
  
  That's a dangerous thing to do...if you're a choir boy.
invisible furry hand 13 years ago

I like how it's "Catholic Church" - the cheaper generic version - rather than the fancy-pants name-brand like St Joseph of Cupertino
1. $park? 13 years ago
  
  That's not just any generic Catholic church, it's the +Catholic Church. Unfortunately, they don't pull in as much tithe money as the ++Catholic Church down the road.
  1. Warren 13 years ago
    
    All the new Catholics worship at the #Catholic Church.
$park? 13 years ago

Payne really had the creative juices going this week. Must have been quite the undertaking to turn the comments of several million people into a picture.
Longtorso 13 years ago

There should be a 4 word limit in the Friday Funnies. Next week's will probably look like the opening crawl to Star Wars - just a bunch of words going down the screen.
sarcasmic 13 years ago

This monkey's gone to heaven...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHVKndMZIwI
1. Warty 13 years ago
  
  OH GOD NOOOOOOOOO
Longtorso 13 years ago

Sad thing is, the whole Catholic child rape thing isn't even one of the "non Chicago values" in question.
PS 13 years ago

Why is the Hunchback wearing a Chick-Fil-A shirt.

"Sanctuary! Sanctuary!"
1. PS 13 years ago
  
  Why was I not made of breaded chicken - like thee?
2. $park? 13 years ago
  
  I don't know that guy's name, but his face rings a bell.
  1. Restoras 13 years ago
    
    I think he was in a Pink Panther cartoon.
    1. Almanian's Evil Twin 13 years ago
      
      "Do you have a lie-SAWNNNNNNNSSSS for that MINKee?"
    2. invisible furry hand 13 years ago
      
      I've now got the slinky PP theme stuck in my head. Bastard.
      1. Restoras 13 years ago
        
        Earworm!
        
        LTC(ret) John 13 years ago
        
        Curse Restoras' nimble typing skillz!
        
        Restoras 13 years ago
        
        It's all that time pushing counters around hexagonal mapboards!
      2. LTC(ret) John 13 years ago
        
        The Mancini Ear Worm strikes again!
  2. Almanian's Evil Twin 13 years ago
    
    Hiyo!
  3. PS 13 years ago
    
    *golf clappers*
Almanian's Evil Twin 13 years ago

Not horrid. Something worse. A terrible thing found deep in the recesses of man's mind. A place not discussed in polite company. And therefore appropriate for H 'n' R.

Two waffle-fry-grease-coated thumbs up down.
Longtorso 13 years ago

Did Payne just award himself " + 1 Catholic Church" for that cartoon?
1. Whiterun Guard 13 years ago
  
  Joke's on him, he should have identified it first. It's actually a -3 Cursed Catholic Church, Backbiting. Enjoy dying to a couple of gnolls now, scrub!
  1. LTC(ret) John 13 years ago
    
    Vorpal Comment of Sarcasm, +6 to hit.
    1. Restoras 13 years ago
      
      Ahh, the highly coveted vorpal sword. Decapitation on any natural 20 roll? Was that the rule?
Tim 13 years ago

WHat does it mean?
1. $park? 13 years ago
  
  It represents Chick-fil-A's existential cry for help that can do nothing but echo across the void since the church has been shut down. It show Chicago's crisis of faith as they blindly follow their mayor in turning their backs on the once great church. It stands for the loneliness that all must feel when the gates of Heaven are closed off by men of power.
LTC(ret) John 13 years ago

He would if could... but Cardinal George swings big dick in that town.
Rich 13 years ago

Sorry, Henry, that's the worst rendering of Joe Bltzflk I've ever seen.
Loki 13 years ago

So what "Chicago values" does the Catholic church not share?

Child molestation?
Rule by a small group of incredibly corrupt elites?
Cronyism?
Broseph of Invention 13 years ago

1. Is it really all Rahm's fault when the church attendees invite him in every Christmas with "O Come, O Come, Emanuel"?

2. Why is the cartoon styled in selective coloring like Sin City? Is he implying the Catholic Church is full of sin?

3. Is the yellow shirt responsible for attracting the killer bee swarm?

4. Don't Catholics already think the church is closed on days other than Easter and Christmas?

This whole thing creates more questions than it answers, especially with so few labels.

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