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Mitt and Barry Spar Over Free Markets, ACLU Sues Over Domestic Surveillance, Euro May Be All Over for Greece: P.M. Links

J.D. Tuccille | 5.24.2012 4:30 PM

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  • In the latest round of an almost-substantial exchange between Mitt and Barry, Romney charges that the incumbent is "attacking capitalism" and doesn't understand basic economic concepts — productivity, in particular.

  • The U.S. Department of Justice faces an ACLU lawsuit intended to force the government to release data about the domestic warrantless use of surveillance tools known as pen registers and trap and trace devices.
  • Targeting what they call "mean-spirited and baseless political attacks that add nothing to the real debate," a cabal of mostly Republican lawmakers in the Empire State want to ban anonymous online comments. The usual suspects (we know who they are) call the legislation unbelievably unconstitutional. (HT Eduard van Haalen)
  • Now that Americans Elect has broken your wishy-washy, centrist heart, you should know that Gary Johnson is polling at nine percent in Arizona and five percent in Wisconsin.
  • With Facebook's messy IPO sparking both chatter and legal inquires, the company may be considering a switch from the NASDAQ Stock Market to the New York Stock Exchange.
  • A second Missouri circuit court judge ruled that red-light cameras violate due-process rights, and so the tickets they issue are unenforceable. The ruling boosts the chances of the state's high court considering the issue. Meanwhile, a New Jersey state senator wants to reinstate his state's ban on the cameras, which was partially repealed in 2008.
  • Greece will leave the Eurozone in 2013, says a Citigroup senior economist, with an immediate 60 percent drop in the drachma likely to prove contagious, but also boosting the country's competitiveness.
  • Want to rein-in the stupid decisions? Try thinking things through in another language! Doing so improves the chances of rational decision-making and accepting greater risk, according to a study in the journal Psychological Science. Vraiment, très intéressant.

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    Want to rein-in the stupid decisions? Try thinking things through in another language!

    I know the extra minutes it would take me to convert my inner dialogue to German or Russian would probably guarantee the decision to take that offramp would be made for me.

    1. Episiarch   13 years ago

      It doesn't take minutes to translate KILL KILL KILL to TOTEN TOTEN TOTEN, FoE. Stop being so dramatic.

      1. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

        I was just thinking the Episiarch, the.

        1. Episiarch   13 years ago

          Der Episiarch der? I don't get it.

          1. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

            Wait. You've been male this whole time? Huh.

            1. Episiarch   13 years ago

              Yeah, I was surprised too. I just assumed I was a hermaphrodite, and then: no vagina. Whoops!

              1. Karl Hungus   13 years ago

                Yeah, I was surprised too. I just assumed I was a hermaphrodite, and then: no vagina. Whoops!

                So is "go fuck yourself" to be interpreted literally by a hermaphrodite? I mean, I would assume the placement of parts would allow for such a thing . . .

                1. Mo' $parky   13 years ago

                  I mean, I would assume the placement of parts would allow for such a thing

                  You've obviously never seen tranny porn then. With the male parts up front it would be extremely uncomfortable to bend a hard-on back around to insert it.

                  1. RBS   13 years ago

                    You've obviously never seen Amazing Penetrations.

                  2. Karl Hungus   13 years ago

                    You've obviously never seen tranny porn then.

                    You got that part right!

                    With the male parts up front it would be extremely uncomfortable to bend a hard-on back around to insert it.

                    Not even with a slight chub?

                2. Episiarch   13 years ago

                  Go fuck yourself, Karl.

                  1. Karl Hungus   13 years ago

                    Go fuck yourself, Karl.

                    Hey, you're the one who claimed hermaphroditic experience here, so the question is legit. Now fess up.

                    1. Episiarch   13 years ago

                      I am neither male nor female, Karl. I am Gethen.

          2. Gojira   13 years ago

            That's the German for, "derp Episiarch derp".

            1. Episiarch   13 years ago

              No one asked you, Jimbo. This is between me and FoE.

              1. Mo' $parky   13 years ago

                Just like the double dong?

              2. Gojira   13 years ago

                Nothing is ever just between you two, as my raging case of herpesyphllilaids can attest.

                1. Episiarch   13 years ago

                  Fine, you can share the double dong with us.

              3. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

                Gojira can tap in.

                BUT NOT IN A GAY WAY.

      2. dieinafiredunphy   13 years ago

        "It doesn't take minutes to translate KILL KILL KILL to TOTEN TOTEN TOTEN"

        No, it doesn't take minutes to translate it incorrectly, but why would you?

        "Der Episiarch der? I don't get it."

        How to speak German?

        No, you don't get it.

        Episiarch, when being wrong in one language isn't good enough...

        1. Episiarch   13 years ago

          Yes, because I care when making a joke. So tell me, when did you become this stupid? I'm assuming at birth.

          1. Warty   13 years ago

            Bullshit. It obviously worked hard at it.

            1. Episiarch   13 years ago

              "I have a Master's in Missing The Joke and a PhD in Being a Chump. That's why I rake in the big bucks!"

              It's like talking to MNG.

              1. datedfuturamareference   13 years ago

                Stick with me buddy, I'm not much but I'm all you got.

          2. datedfuturamareference   13 years ago

            Needs more me.

            And apparently, you care enough to cry about it and make sure everyone knows you were "making a joke".

            1. Episiarch   13 years ago

              Thanks for your input, Mary.

              1. datedfuturamareference   13 years ago

                Still needs more me.

                1. Episiarch   13 years ago

                  As captain and head doctor of this ship hospital, I now pronounce you man and wife with six months to live.

  2. Fist of Etiquette   13 years ago

    "There's no question but that he's attacking capitalism, in part, I think, because he doesn't understand how the free economy works. He's never had a job in the free economy; neither has Vice President Biden," Romney said.

    We know that Obama is pretty good at making sweet real estate deals.

    1. Romulus Augustus   13 years ago

      And Hillary struck it big in her cattle futures investment! And don't tell John Kerry that he is clueless when it comes to acquiring money.

    2. Emmerson Biggins   13 years ago

      I like this line of attack better than the pearl-clutching "that's out of bounds" that they seem to have been trying. Would be even better if dropped the "attack on capitalism" part and just put all the energy into the "Obama is a stupid parasite" part.

  3. A Serious Man   13 years ago

    Obama is really making things easy for Romney. Does he want to lose? Every time he attacks Romney he picks the most retarded non-issue possible, one that usually appeals solely to his own base of synchphants and not the people he has to convince to come over and support him.

    All Romney has to do is sound reasonable with his plans and he's got this election well in hand.

    1. Rich   13 years ago

      I want to hear more from these two about "the job of the President". Maybe Ron Paul will have a chance after all.

  4. RBS   13 years ago

    Good thing she came forward. After he got out of prison

    1. Warty   13 years ago

      Didn't Radley write about this guy a while ago? Or maybe not, maybe it was a similar case.

      1. RBS   13 years ago

        Possibly, I just came across this on espn this afternoon though. I understand she got a lot of money from the school district but how can you live with yourself that whole time knowing you ruined some kids life?

        1. Mo' $parky   13 years ago

          $1.5 million probably eases the guilt.

          1. Brandon   13 years ago

            Being a whore helps, too.

      2. Brandon   13 years ago

        That was a case in Georgia, and that wasn't the girl, it was the state accusing him of rape because he was 17 and she was 15.

        1. Warty   13 years ago

          It's yet another one I'm thinking of, I think.

    2. Rich   13 years ago

      It was uncertain Thursday whether Gibson will have to return the money.

      Because, I suppose, she has spent it all.

      1. RBS   13 years ago

        What? I'm sure it was prudently invested she's just been living off the interest.

  5. Warty   13 years ago

    Try thinking things through in another language!

    This is a good excuse to post some filthy German.

    1. Rich   13 years ago

      Again with the Rammstein! 😉

      1. Warty   13 years ago

        Here, I listened to this today. I really wish I had seen them when they were in town.

        1. Gojira   13 years ago

          Let me make you feel better.

          It was the best concert I've ever been too besides Ozzfest.

          1. Warty   13 years ago

            "She was the hottest chick I've ever fucked, besides Rosie O'Donnell!"

            1. Rich   13 years ago

              😎

            2. Gojira   13 years ago

              Don't knock Rosie until you've tried her. She does the craziest thing with her tail...

  6. Mo' $parky   13 years ago

    Nope, women never lie about rape: episode 3864873.

    But she subsequently refused to repeat the story to prosecutors because she feared she would have to return a $1.5 million payment from a civil suit brought by her mother against Long Beach schools.

    1. Mo' $parky   13 years ago

      Damn you RBS!

      1. RBS   13 years ago

        Hahaha, I've been waiting on the PM links for a couple of hours.

    2. John   13 years ago

      You SFed the link.

      1. Mo' $parky   13 years ago

        It's just as well, RBS has an article from ESPN. Mine was from Fox News.

        1. RBS   13 years ago

          It's like a battle of the most retarded comment sections.

          1. John   13 years ago

            ESPN by a mile. The ESPN boars are straight retard, no conscious though involved.

  7. A Serious Man   13 years ago

    There are times when reading Slate's Dear Prudence advice column can be fun. Today's topic from a woman: Help! My boss caught me masturbating at work and now he won't stop flirting with me!

    1. Mo' $parky   13 years ago

      As seen in AM Links.

      1. A Serious Man   13 years ago

        Well some of us West Coast Reasonoids don't wake up that early.

        1. Episiarch   13 years ago

          Yeah, fuck the "Eastern Standard Time" Links.

          1. Pro Libertate   13 years ago

            It's Eastern Daylight Time. You're a temporal mess since Hawaii.

  8. Mo' $parky   13 years ago

    Leave poor Kristen alone.

    I know everyone likes to give poor cutie Kristen Stewart a hard time but seriously, fuck this guy in the eye:

    "How will parents who took their daughters to see the 'Twilight' movies explain this? It is irresponsible of Stewart and manipulative of Hollywood bosses."

    1. John   13 years ago

      Maybe they could tell their daughters that giving a hand job is a good way to keep your boyfriend happy and not get pregnant?

      1. Mo' $parky   13 years ago

        I was thinking maybe they could not bring their kids to a movie with Kristen Stewart having a threesome.

        1. John   13 years ago

          There is that too. Or maybe explain to them that she is an actor and the parts she plays are FICTIONAL? But I guess we are expecting too much.

          1. tarran   13 years ago

            John, remember the Jewel in the Crown, that miniseries that aired on PBS in the 80's about the British Raj?

            The actor who played the sadistic fuck Merrick, who is a nice guy IRL, had a real tough time of it - after the series was shown, people would berate him in public, and one time an old lady started whaling on him with her umbrella.

            1. Episiarch   13 years ago

              For a Masshole, you sure don't know how to spell "wailing". You probably misspell "wicked awesome" too.

              1. Xenocles   13 years ago

                He meant that the lady was literally stabbing him with her umbrella from a boat.

            2. John   13 years ago

              I remember that. The guy who played the villain in Ghost had the same sorts of problems. People are naturally stupid I guess.

              1. Eduard van Haalen   13 years ago

                I think about things like this whenever some scholar talks about how earlier eras had a different conception of historical truth than today, etc.

      2. RBS   13 years ago

        I wonder how the scene works? Is she actually jerking these two dudes off or is it left to the imagination?

    2. Brandon   13 years ago

      Doesn't she get pregnant in one of the Twilight movies? Do their daughters not ask how that happens?

      1. Episiarch   13 years ago

        Immaculate conception!

        1. John   13 years ago

          Upper middle class white girls don't do that kind of thing. But when they do, they go to a clinic and get it taken care of before it affects their college aps.

        2. gaijin   13 years ago

          Immaculation?

    3. Suthenboy   13 years ago

      Yeah, I just read ' decency groups' and nearly puked on my laptop.

    4. Eduard van Haalen   13 years ago

      "This movie is perverted and disgusting and the explicit sex scenes are an affront to all decent people," explained the movie's chief publicist.

  9. Karl Hungus   13 years ago

    So a guy goes to the hospital seeking treatment for kidney stones and discovers he's actually a woman.

    1. Mo' $parky   13 years ago

      Awesome, thanks for that. Ass...

      1. Karl Hungus   13 years ago

        Awesome, thanks for that. Ass...

        Don't kill the messenger. If you're peeing gravel, you should still see your doctor; chances are somewhat slim they'll discover a vestigial vaj.

        1. Mo' $parky   13 years ago

          I've gone through several and come out without any fem parts so I'll assume I'm all set.

          1. Karl Hungus   13 years ago

            I've gone through several--

            I can't even imagine . . .

            1. Mo' $parky   13 years ago

              Well I only had to go through the stone smasher once, so there's that. All the other ones just made their way out naturally.

              1. Karl Hungus   13 years ago

                Well I only had to go through the stone smasher once--

                Ultrasound, you mean? And if that exists, then why can't they all be treated with it, do you know?

                1. Mo' $parky   13 years ago

                  Generally they are small enough to pass normally without causing any damage. The pain comes from the backup of peristaltic pressure as the stone is pushed down the ureter. It generally doesn't last longer than a couple hours and good pain meds will take care of it.

                  My trip to the smasher because I had one that couldn't pass (23 mm aka almost an inch). The stone would sit at the top of the ureter with the kidney trying to force it out causing months of agony. Because of the size and looseness of the composition they figured breaking it down would be the easiest way. And yes, it is an ultrasound treatment which is roughly equivalent to having someone punch you in the kidney rapidly for about 15 minutes.

    2. A Serious Man   13 years ago

      He fathered six kids, that makes him a male.

      1. Karl Hungus   13 years ago

        He fathered six kids, that makes him a male.

        Yeah, but did you see that rack??

    3. JW   13 years ago

      So a guy goes to the hospital seeking treatment for kidney stones and discovers he's actually a woman.

      By that you mean hideously ugly woman. Right?

  10. John   13 years ago

    Romney charges that the incumbent is "attacking capitalism" and doesn't understand basic economic concepts ? productivity, in particular.

    Well whatever one thinks about Romney, he does apparently know how to state the obvious.

    1. Restoras   13 years ago

      That would be a good start for anyone aspiring to be an actual leader, and not just a mealy-mouthed elected representative.

  11. John   13 years ago

    http://www.theatlantic.com/inf.....go/100304/

    Way cool photos of the old west.

    1. Warty   13 years ago

      Makes me want to reread Roughing It.

      1. John   13 years ago

        amazing how big and empty it all was.

        1. Warty   13 years ago

          Every time I go out West, I think I should move there. I imagine it was always that way.

          1. John   13 years ago

            I miss it. I should have never married a women from the East. I need to get her out there. She just doesn't understand it.

          2. Episiarch   13 years ago

            Maybe you could move all the way west into the Pacific. That would be great.

            1. Rich   13 years ago

              "If you hear a big splash, you've gone too far."

            2. Pro Libertate   13 years ago

              Bora Bora or somewhere underwater?

          3. Red Rocks Rockin   13 years ago

            I imagine that feeling is the "lemming" factor--for people who grew up back east, even in relatively less-densely populated counties where there aren't a lot of people, coming out west can almost feel like escaping a cage. Back then, you'd travel for days or even weeks and not see a soul; even with cars today, it's possible to drive for hours at a time between cities, with a whole lot of open space in between.

        2. Suthenboy   13 years ago

          I remember walking all day, taking pot-shots with my pistol at jackrabbits and rattlesnakes, in the deserts of southern arizona. You could walk for days and never see a single sign of another person. Several times I inadvertantly wandered over the invisible border into mexico. Oops...wander back.
          I wouldnt go there now if you paid me. I have seen photos of those areas now and they are littered with garbage and covered in footprints.

        3. T   13 years ago

          Was? There's a lot of the West where it's still pretty damn empty. Take King County, Texas - 913 square miles, 286 people.

      2. Pro Libertate   13 years ago

        I'm listening to Life on the Mississippi for my commute. Maybe I should go on Twainquest and read/listen to Roughing It and Innocents Abroad. Again, of course.

        1. Warty   13 years ago

          Does the reader do a Twain impersonation? Because otherwise, it would be worthless, I think.

          1. Pro Libertate   13 years ago

            Yes, and I think he does a decent job. I mean, not as good as Dr. Zaius, but good.

    2. Suthenboy   13 years ago

      I am looking at all the various Amerindian faces there and I do see now how Elizabeth Warren can claim to be descended from them. I mean, the resemblance is uncanny.

      1. Hell's Librarian   13 years ago

        Well, they do all have high cheekbones.

    3. Gojira   13 years ago

      Great photos. When we went West in 97', we shouldn't have stopped in Dallas; if I could ever convince my wife, I'd keep going.

    4. Karl Hungus   13 years ago

      Way cool photos of the old west.

      These are spectacular. Thanks for posting them.

    5. Red Rocks Rockin   13 years ago

      Number 20 is pretty cool--how often do you see random script carved so elegantly?

    6. R   13 years ago

      Some of those pictures weren't taken too far from where I grew up. Western Oregon is great and all, but if I ever win the lottery I'm building my compound in Nevada. And not just because there isn't any income tax.

  12. Old Mexican   13 years ago

    In the latest round of an almost-substantial exchange between Mitt and Barry, Romney charges that the incumbent is "attacking capitalism" and doesn't understand basic economic concepts[.]

    The president is not alone in this economics ignorance problem.This morning I was watching a debate between a Team Blue operative and a Team Red operative in America's Newsroom with Martha McCallum, and the Team Blue operative said that taxing the rich helps the economy because the rich would not spend the money anyway, merely save it ina savings account or something.

    I turned around and saw my wife's jaw dropping. I said to her: Yeah, the idiot thinks that what drives the economy is spending and not savings. You heard him right.

    1. Red Rocks Rockin   13 years ago

      And to think just ten short years ago that same person was probably mocking Bush for telling Americans to go shopping.

  13. Old Mexican   13 years ago

    With Facebook's messy IPO sparking both chatter and legal inquires, the company may be considering a switch from the NASDAQ Stock Market to the New York Stock Exchange.

    Yeah, that will solve your market valuation problems.

    Man, how I love gold. And tangible assets.

    1. Eduard van Haalen   13 years ago

      NYSE, NYSE, baby

  14. Old Mexican   13 years ago

    Want to rein-in the stupid decisions? Try thinking things through in another language!

    Worked for me!

    De otro modo nomas decido hacer puras pendejadas.

    1. Almanian's Evil Twin   13 years ago

      OM! Long time no.

      Hope all is well with you.

  15. Loki   13 years ago

    Romney charges that the incumbent is "attacking capitalism" and doesn't understand basic economic concepts ? productivity, in particular.

    In other news, sky is still blue, grass still green.

    1. Old Mexican   13 years ago

      Dogs still fuck'em bitches... all is normal.

  16. Eduard van Haalen   13 years ago

    "In a piece that must be read to be believed, the radical publication Adbusters, which first suggested the tactic of occupying Wall Street, has now officially endorsed the Black Bloc anarchists as the next phase of the now-flaccid Occupy movement."

    http://bit.ly/JvC8uy

    Here we see the Black Bloc liberating San Francisco shops and cars from their oppressive windows:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....e=youtu.be

    1. Red Rocks Rockin   13 years ago

      Ever notice that the only places these Jacobin retards ever try anything violent is in emasculated, left-wing urban havens?

      1. mad libertarian guy   13 years ago

        Because they know if they tried that shit in say, Wilmore, KY, they'd be fucking shot.

  17. jasno   13 years ago

    SAN DIEGO ? A judge dismissed all criminal charges on Thursday against a federal agent who ran a stop sign at an Imperial County intersection three years ago, killing three women and injuring two children...

  18. rsi   13 years ago

    Yahoo News: TSA, Under Fire, Wants to Upgrade Its Service

    http://finance.yahoo.com/news/.....00114.html

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