Politics

The Libertarian Party Convention Drinking Game

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Las Vegas—Brian Holtz, a candidate for the Libertarian Judicial Committee, is distributing campaign flyers that feature his support for the controversial convention floor fee. This is the first time the Libertarian Party has charged a mandatory fee to be a delegate to the national convention and it has pissed off some of the rank and file. Two proposals to the party by-laws related to the floor fee failed to achieve enough votes for passage.

On the other side of his flyers is a Libertarian Convention floor drinking game.

Some of the highlights. Drink if:

– Starchild arrives not wearing a sash.

– Any delegate arrives in a Guy Fawkes mask (one just asked to use my power strip) 

– George Phillies criticizes someone as a "Republican"

– Gary Johnson gets compared to Bob Barr

– A veteran infighter says "the enemy is not in this room.

– Bob Sullentrup makes a baseball analogy

What would a major political event be without a drinking game?