Walden/Henry David Thoreau Video Game to be Financed by NEA Grant
There may be a more perfect Henry David Thoreau quote in response to this news, but let's just with "This government never furthered any enterprise but by the alacrity with which it got out of the way" for now. Something more nature-swoony would also work nicely.
Basically, even if the 19th century philosopher, government-distrusting peacenik and fan of the simple life could scarcely have comprehended any aspect of the news that $40,000 in National Endowment for the Arts (NEA) funding was given to the University of Southern California in order to create a video game called "Walden Woods," this is deeply ironic and amusing. Notes Raw Story:
"the player will inhabit an open, three-dimensional game-world, which will simulate the geography and environment of Walden Woods". With the game drawing from the detailed notes Thoreau wrote about the area and its landscape, flora and fauna, users will be able not only to walk in the author's footsteps but also, said the university, "discover in the beauty of a virtual landscape the ideas and writings of this unique philosopher, and cultivate through the gameplay their own thoughts and responses to the concepts discovered there".
The official NEA summary is here, and it notes that the game will be available to play online when it is finished.
I have some questions, such as wouldn't a Lysander Spooner video game also be a great idea? (I want to play No Treason, don't you?) And, do the game developers realize this is hilarious, even if it turns out to be somehow cool? (The quotes above rather suggest they do not.) And most of all, wouldn't Thoreau have been more of a Kickstarter guy anyway?
Reason on the NEA, on video games, and on Thoreau; and Reason.tv on "3 Reasons Not to Fund Art with Taxes":
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Wow, a three-dimension game-world?! What will they think of next?
I suddenly have the urge to play the Yogbox version of Minecraft.
Meanwhile, the guy who wrote the original Portal (1986) is trying to raise $900,000 to make a shiny new version of it.
I've funded several games on Kickstarter. There is a lot of garbage on that site but indie games is a medium quite suited to it. The lower reward tiers are often about how much those kinds of games are sold on steam anyways ($10).
Check out the page for Shadowrun Returns. They wanted 400K, the pledges are over $1.5 MM. That is a fan base supporting a project they want.
Already funded 🙂
Good man. 😀
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Wunderbar!
I'm in too. God, we played the shit out of that in middle school. The video game was a piece of shit. (I realize M$ bought the rights and destroyed it -- not the original game creators who are doing this one.)
Dude the SNES version was the bizzomb. I might have to go play the ROM when I finish work.
The one for Xbox sucked ass. It was like Halo, only set in the Shadowrun 'verse and it sucked. I'll have to grab the SNES ROM and try that one. I vaguely remember it.
It's good but it's hard as hell without a guide...
I have to get the Sega ROM. I have the SNES one and play it every now and then, but never played this Sega one.
One of the best games on the system.
Wasteland II is the most promising, imo. The lead designer for the first Fallout is on board. You'll likely find the original unplayable if you never had given what we are accustomed in terms of interfaces now, but get a hold of its accompanying text file. Some seriously good fucked scenarios in it.
Yeah, I saw the Wasteland II project. I might have to kick in on that one as well. I was wondering if Wasteland was on GOG.com or somewhere else. I was playing Pirates! on an Apple IIGS, so Wasteland's archaic Bard's Tale style graphics won't be a problem for me. 😛
Good going. I replayed Wasteland last summer, and it was all good. My nephew couldn't get into it though he played the shit out of Bard's Tale when he was a kid.
I squeed and then chipped in. I look forward to battling the new Scorpitron. Check out the concept art if you haven't already.
How about a Dorian Grey Video where you try to reach further and further levels of depravity creating the most grotesque reflection that you can. Kind of like an H&R thread without the mirror.
^^^like^^^
So I'm this Thoreau dude, shooting killer trees and other armed flora? Cool.
Keep your eye out for the flame thrower.
Where is it?
You have to find it yourself. All I can tell you is that when you stop looking for it, you'll find it. Then you can watch the world burn.
Is that before or after you get the kill-time-without-injuring-eternity perk?
It's not dependent but you'll definately have more fun with the flamethrower if you have the perk as well.
If you beat the game, you get to go to jail!
And do some book crafting.
Civil Disobedience: A Bullet with a Smile.
Kinda like having Andrew Jackson featured on a note issued by a central bank?
Or a Lysander Spooner stamp.
Ditto Jefferson.
I'm stuck on the pond level. Does anyone know how to unlock the Ralph Waldo Emerson character? I need his Transparent Eyeball.
That's a tricky one, but I figured it out last week. When you're in your cell base, rip Emerson's left eye out when he comes to visit. You have to do the transcendental quest first, though.
The transcendental quest! No wonder I kept getting my ass kicked by the hobgoblins of little minds every time Emerson showed up.
The trick to that is to walk in inconsistently. Kind of jiggle the mouse.
I thought for sure you had to have Whitman as a companion and release his contained multitudes.
No, his barbaric yawp does the trick.
This, THIS is why I talk to you people.
You selected the quiet desperation perk, I hope? Without that, I'm not sure you can beat Emerson.
Just play as the rat and chew your way through the eye hole. It takes you to Fairyland.
No Ender's Game references! Don't cross the streams!
Speaking of which, why is the Giant's Drink game NOT on Kickstarter? I'm going to send OSC an email and see if I can get a license.
I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life, to live so sturdily and Spartan-like as to put to rout all that was not life, to cut a broad swath and shave close, to drive life into a corner, and reduce it to its lowest terms, to sit with my laptop in a Starbucks with free wi-fi and discover simplicity through living virtually.
I want to libel my neighboors for their enterprise.
As long as we're on the subject of games, did anyone recently read the Valve Employee Handbook?
It was interesting insofar as it seemed to provide a positive example of an anarchistic organization, more or less.
No, but I've been playing a ton of Valve games the last few weeks. Got all the solo achievements in Portal 2, completed Portal 1 again, struggled with the bonus levels, and just started HL2 yesterday. I didn't know they'd finally added achievements to it, very cool.
Haven't read it, but I did read Martin Abrash's blog talking about what he is doing while now employed at Valve. He talks about the influence of Snow Crash on his ambitions over the years in the game industry starting with when Id talked him into leaving Microsoft to help program Quake. Good stuff.
http://blogs.valvesoftware.com.....m-doing-2/
Damn, that is a fascinating read, and I haven't even finished it yet.
I recommend doing Half-Life 1 first, do a straight run through that and then start right into HL2 for the authentic Gordon Freeman experience.
Reason: Sponsor of Gordon Freeman
I already modded it to allow trains.
You had to put the coal mines in first though, right!
We do not ride on the railroad; it rides upon us.
Methinks there's a reason why this game had to seek funding from the government...
Derp.
Men think that it is essential that the Nation have commerce, and export ice, and talk through a telegraph, and ride thirty miles an hour, without a doubt, whether they do or not; but whether we should live like baboons or like men, is a little uncertain.
The lima bean level is a bitch to get through.
*yawn*
There are some great experiential games out there right now, sans NEA grants. ONe that's red hot right now is Journey.
No NEA grant required.
Who would have guessed that a game based on the music of Journey would be so popular.
Well, anway you want it,
that's the way you need it.
This game better have some serious porn hidden in it.
I don't think you want to see Louisa May Alcott au naturel.
How about Emily Dickinson? God knows she needed some companionship.
In Winter in my Room
I came upon a Worm --
Pink, lank and warm --
...
Is this a new energy program from the government? Try to make people spin in their graves and harness the power.
We should pool our resources and create a Tekken-style fighting game featuring philosophers and writers from the 19th century.
Imagine: Bastiat vs. Proudhon, Bakunin vs. Marx, Spooner vs. Mill.
What would the finishing moves be, cause that would sell the game.
Unlimited usury!
Next up: Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge.
Faster! Hoe faster! Those weeds are going to overtake your beans and ruin your book!
Faster! Hoe faster!
Yep. They had some really fast hoes in HDT's day.
This has to be a spoof. It just has to be. Consider the utter absurdity of a Walden Pond video game. It is a FAIL on every imaginable level. NEA bureaucrats could not be that incredibly stupid ... could they?
I wouldn't be surprised if it started as a prank, but once the pranksters realized some government thumbsucker was willing to pony up $40K in actual cash, they figured "what the hell"?
Just wait for the Atlas Shrugged game!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Maybe somebody in the USC economics department should apply for an NEA grant for some Civilization-style video games. One version could illustrate how the Friedman and Hayek would centrally plan the Chicago economy. Another could have Keynes showing how to balance the government budget in good times and bad.
NOOOOO!
Does it have a "Feed multitudes" achievement?
We don't have a Thoreau puzzle in Crickler (an iOS 'crossword' game) yet, but one of our fans submitted "Lost In (Jane) Austen" and it does get a decent amount of plays.
More about this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEXDuiAd_vU
There are about 100 fan-submitted puzzles in the game with more being submitted every day. So, if you want a Thoreau puzzle ... just send a list of 10 to 25 questions and answers.
There is a Ronald Reagan puzzle though.