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  1. It ain’t getting better.

    1. Yeah, except Peak Oil isn’t actually here yet.

  2. I smiled.

    1. You liked it more than me.

      The monkey suit makes it racist.

  3. Can’t we just get an old ‘Marmaduke’ cartoon or something?

  4. 11:00 AM. Stop wearing tight-fitting women’s business apparel.

    1. +0.5

  5. Rignot E.; I. Velicogna, M. R. van den Broeke, A. Monaghan, and J. Lenaerts (2011). “Acceleration of the contribution of the Greenland and Antarctic ice sheets to sea level rise”. Geophysical Research Letters 38 (5)
    http://adsabs.harvard.edu/abs/2011GeoRL..3805503R

    1. It never not funny.

      1. It never not funny.

        1. You are so clever. What would we do without you.

          1. It never not funny.

            1. You made fun of Sarah Palin, You are so creative today. No one ever has thought to do that.

              1. hHow’s that right-wing-nut shtick how teh librulz are racist going for you, John?

                1. Sad clown is sad. No one takes him seriously.

                  1. Psychological projection or projection bias is a psychological defense mechanism where a person subconsciously denies his or her own attributes, thoughts, and emotions, which are then ascribed to the outside world, usually to other people.

                    1. LOL. Sad Clown is funny again. Sad clown now talking about projection. Using big words. Sad clown is now happy clown.

                    2. Happy clown is really happy now. Using hip cool terms like bro again. Happy clown is back. Will soon be posting funny stuff about the agricultural city state. All of Reason rejoices.

                    3. …in John’s face like an exploding cigar.

                      An excellent Kansas Klown act. Do you have an agent yet?

                    4. happy clown now delusional Thinks people calling him racist.

                      No silly, that is what you do.

                    5. John|3.16.12 @ 7:54AM|#
                      They are RACIST.

                      See what you do?

                    6. No retard. “They” means the stickers not liberals. I know you are stupid. But Jesus tap dancing Christ. That is even bad for you.

                    7. “Tap” is a valid art form! Would you rather I crump? I can tell you, nobody wants to see a 2000 year old Jew doing the crump!

                    8. Holy crap, does that mean John is White Indian?

                    9. No it is you. You stupid fucking bitch. Everyone knows it is you. And no one cares about your stupid fucking blog. And yes we are all sorry for you that this is the best you can do.

                    10. For fuck’s sake, John, STOP FUCKING FEEDING THE GODDAM GRIEFERS.

                      It’s pretty fucking easy. Just DON’T RESPOND.

                    11. John = Rather.
                      John = Rather.
                      John = Rather.
                      John = Rather.
                      John = Rather.
                      John = Rather.
                      John = Rather.
                      John = Rather.
                      John = Rather.
                      John = Rather.
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                    12. Barely Suppressed Rage, you know what the sad part of your remark really is? I have no recollection of even one of your comments -how dull are you in real life?

                    13. This. A thousand times this. For the love of Odhinn, stop talking to it!

                    14. John, you are my favorite POS, and I thought you were stupid…who else is John playing on this blog?

                    15. I love how mad you get, it says G U I L T Y

                    16. You are two or three threads away from going full on Jessica Walter in “Play Misty for Me”, regarding your unrequited passion for John.

                    17. I’d rather masturbate thinking of Ayn Rand’s rotting corpse than fuck John
                      -get the idea?

                    18. Okay White Indian. Whatever works for you!

    2. Sinking land shows East Antarctic ice sheet is stable
      http://www.newscientist.com/ar…..table.html

    3. hmmm

      I don;t see it.

      http://westinstenv.org/wp-cont…..000yrs.jpg

  6. So has anyone seen the “pictures” of the “Don’t Renig in 2012” anti Obama stickers?

    This has all the makings of an urban myth. Has anyone seen one of these things in the wild?

    1. You spelled reneg wrong.

      1. That is the point of the stickers I think. They are RACIST. But I am not convinced they are real or if they are anyone actually is putting them on their cars.

        1. In short; RACIALIST SCIENCE is properly not an act of aggression or a cover for oppression of one group over another, but, on the contrary, an operation in defense of private property against assaults by aggressors.

          ~Murray Rothbard

          Murray Rothbard (1926-1995) was the dean of the Austrian School of economics and the founder of libertarianism.

          1. You quoted Rothbard. You are so cute when you do that.

            1. …haven’t made buffoons of themselves?

              1. No they actually have private buffoons apparently. Isn’t that what you are? The Libertarian private buffoon? That does seem to be all you do.

                1. great band name

            2. The bumper stickers sound like the work of an Agent Provocateur to me

          2. In your example, White liberal do-gooders are the aggressors.

            1. Rothbard was as racist as they come.

              1. You called someone a racist. How clever and original of you.

                1. John|3.16.12 @ 7:54AM|#

                  That is the point of the stickers I think. They are RACIST.

                  John|3.16.12 @ 8:08AM|#

                  You called someone a racist. How clever and original of you.

              2. Delusional, aren’t you being a bit niggardly in your criticism?

                1. I saw what you did.

              3. Uh, no.

                Rothbard was saying that Socialists/Social Democrats would claim that racial income disparities in a free market were the result of some kind of intrinsic discrimination within capitalism, and that when those arguments were made, it would be useful and proper for defenders of capitalism to point out that the reality of the IQ gap (what he means by ‘racialist science’) is the far more likely cause. The reason why it’s useful is because it’s true. The reason why it’s proper is because racial arguments against capitalism are false and opportunistic.

                1. Protecting the Rothbardian Scriptures with bullshit.

                  My meter is pegged, dude.

                  1. Uh, no. “Protecting” him with reading comprehension. That’s exactly what he was talking about. The socialists are the racial opportunists (like Lyndon Johnson), who use racial animosity to advance the aims of totalitarian socialism, even though they have no concern for, and sometimes downright antagonism toward (Sanger), the well-being of those ethnic groups.

                    Rothbard says we should use science to dispute their claims.

                    That shouldn’t bother you, though, since you’re not a Socialist, right? Plus you hate all those anti-science fundamentalists, right?

                    1. Here’s the whole quote…

                      “If and when we as populists and libertarians abolish the welfare state in all of its aspects, and property rights and the free market shall be triumphant once more, many individuals and groups will predictably not like the end result. In that case, those ethnic and other groups who might be concentrated in lower-income or less prestigious occupations, guided by their socialistic mentors, will predictably raise the cry that free-market capitalism is evil and “discriminatory” and that therefore collectivism is needed to redress the balance. In that case, the intelligence argument will become useful to defend the market economy and the free society from ignorant or self-serving attacks…

                      (continued…)

                    2. (…from previous…)

                      In short; racialist science is properly not an act of aggression or a cover for oppression of one group over another, but, on the contrary, an operation in defense of private property against assaults by aggressors.”

                      He’s clearly saying that racist Socialists will use racial resentment to advance their cause, so Libertarians should use science to rebut those arguments.

                  2. Kpres

                    Ignore cracker chief. He’s trying to work up the nerve to slit his wrist because he’s white

          3. “We should hire three or four colored ministers, preferably with
            social-service backgrounds, and with engaging personalities. The most
            successful educational approach to the Negro is through a religious appeal.
            We don’t want the word to go out that we want to exterminate the Negro
            population, and the minister is the man who can straighten out that idea if
            it ever occurs to any of their more rebellious members.”

            ~Margaret Sanger

            Margaret Sanger (1879 – 1966) was the founder of Planned Parenthood.

            1. “We’ll get them niggers voting Democrat from 200 years.”

              ~Lyndon Johnson, Hero of Welfare Statists

          4. Murray Rothbard (1926-1995) was the dean of the Austrian School of economics and the founder of libertarianism.

            I knew everything you said was made up but I never thought you’d be so obvious with it.

            1. http://www.lewrockwell.com/rothbard/rothbard-lib.html

              P.S. Real libertarians get twice the web traffic of reason pussies.

        2. I have no doubt there are a number of racist people in the country, but I’m amazed at how unrealistically racist urban legend starters think they are.

          1. “[The Native Americans] didn’t have any rights to the land … Any white person who brought the element of civilization had THE RIGHT TO TAKE over this continent.”

            ~Ayn Rand, US Military Academy at West Point, March 6, 1974

            ? Is any white person‘s right an individual or collective right?

            ? Is the right to take a negative or positive right?

            1. Early start to the weekend?

              1. Got to get out there gamboling. You have to practice to be that stupid. It is an art that can be lost.

            2. can you get some new quotes? You’re boooorrrriiinnngggg.

              I’ve known some crazy people – but you take the grand prize. There are places that will be willing to quarter you (ha! I wish) and give you the help you need.

              1. I repeat an anecdote to fibertard’s repeated bullshit, and all the sudden it’s boring.

                So sad.

                1. you’re just fucking crazy, a trolling concern troll. Now that’s really sad.

                2. Nope! Just rectal/WI talking points repeated ad nauseum! Try HARDER!

                3. Cracker chief took a page from religion, a tool of the farm city state

                  Repeat phrase like catechism. Keep hammering simple, consistent thought expression over and over again. How cute. He actually thinks he can influence minds.

                  Good thing we don’t hate ourselves for being white. What a sad, lonely, vapid existence that must be.

              2. That would require reading. And that is not how he rolls.

                1. since they profit from initiation of violence by the agricultural city-State

                  1. Now that is funny. Violence by the city state. I love that shit.

                    1. laugh, monkey, laugh

                    2. Now we are calling people monkeys. Sad clown is sad. Everyone laughs at him. He is a sad clown.

                    3. hey hey we’re the monkees
                      Ray Stevens version
                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKHCmqQtf3E

                    4. “Now we are calling people monkeys.”

                      It’s a hint at his next logical step after we de-evolve back into the paleolithic.

                    5. progress.

                      So funny.

                    6. cracker chief says, “when you state your point like it is hard, proven fact, it becomes hard proven fact.”

          2. They seem to exist. But that doesn’t mean anyone is buying them much less actually putting them on their cars. The libs on facebook seem to be republishing the same picture over and over.

            1. do it

        3. Yes, they are real. Not only has a cousin of mine (to my dismay) posted a pic of one on his FB page, I have seen at least one in the wild.

          Take a look here.

          And some fucking moron on FB is trying to explain how it’s not racist.

    2. Zazzle, Home of the “Don’t Renig in 2012” Design, Says “No” to Some ANTI-Racist Designs
      Author: Bill Schmalfeldt
      Published: August 22, 2011 at 3:54 pm

      http://technorati.com/politics…..ont-renig/

      1. Wait until Bill Maher discovers this. He would demand a correction to “ReKen”.

      2. As a Cornish-American i am offended by the racist corndog t-shirts.

    3. huh, first I’ve heard of such stickers, but I generally block my more lefty loon friends on FB.

    4. Not sure if it’s real or photoshopped (for anyone who hasn’t seen it on FB or whatever):

      http://newsone.com/files/2012/…..er-640.jpg

    5. don’t like his white side either…

    6. My guess is that a left winger made the sticker, just so he could claim racism.

  7. How to bring down the price of oil

     …and all politicians are the cause, not just one party

    1. The Western oil companies are dwarves compared to the state oil giants of Saudi Arabia, Venezeula, Iran, Petronas, Petrobras, Gazprom, etc. Do you really think the minor players control the market/price?

      1. Facts do not matter. Its Big oil’s fault!!The fact that guv’mint owned BIGGER oil is acting like a monopoly is not worth talking about.

        1. It is all repetitive BS. You either laugh at it or feel sorry for someone who is that stupid.

          1. AGRICULTURE! AGRICULTURE! AGRICULTURE!

            At least our mantra is relevant.

      2. My point is we need to remove ourselves from the world market; it not longer favors us

        1. Hmmm? Then I’ll just pencil you in as a member of the “Drill here! Drill now!” drill team.

          Strange….not nearly intellectual enough for you?

          1. It is not a ‘drill here, drill now’ philosophy but a ‘Fuck the Chinese’ political decision.
            Read it or STFU

            1. I love it when you ” self actualize”!

        2. Silly cunt, you can’t post as rather and WI in the same thread.

          1. and anon you can’t post as anon, john, WI…and I doubt I can call you a cunt, or even that you have ever seen one

        3. My point is we need to remove ourselves from the world market; it not longer favors us

          The Law of Comparative Advantage is hard.

          1. You’re right genius!  Let’s give away all of our oil because you can quote an economic theory!

            But I have a new one for you; it’s called fuck the Chinese

  8. Why is Obama walking though Pig-Pen’s clouds of dust?

  9. Pearl Jam Agenda:

    9am: Slow rise of distorted guitars
    10am: Why ticket prices aren’t out of our control.

  10. 12 Noon. Another 4-martini lunch with Eric and Janet.

    1. 3 PM. Golf.

      1. 5 PM. Apologize to Michelle for not picking up Sasha from school. Plan next vacation.

        1. 6PM. $5000 a plate dinner for Wall Street bankers.

          8PM. Speech calling for tighter banking regulations and Warren Buffett rule.

          11PM. Nightcap with Warren Buffett. Shrike will be joining us.

        2. 10:00 press conference crossed out and replaced with
          “10:00 meeting with George to plan next phase of ‘War on Women’. Rumors about Repub. tax on nail salons?”

  11. Needs more labels.

  12. Henry, I for one commend you on your authenticity: Obama is in fact left-handed.

    Of course, there are some who say that, because of the lack of shading,
    the paper is held by his left hand.

  13. Let’s review the situation with regard to trolling:

    1. Trolls take up space.
    a. Trolls take up more space when people respond to them.

    2. People have demonstrated the inability to refrain from responding to trolls.

    3. Some people appeal to the reason management to implement policy to prevent trolls.
    a. Reason management is apparently not concerned with any but the most libelous and/or distracting trolls.
    c. As any good libertarian should know, appealing to authority is likely to get you either nothing or too much.

    3. Reason derives some revenue from this site, which is presumably proportional to traffic.
    a. Some might suggest “going Galt” (denying reason traffic and trolls attention as a response to an untenable social situation). “Going Galt” is particularly susceptible to the “Prisoner’s dilemma”.

    1. Perhaps there is no solution to the problem other than increased centralized control by authority figures, but I would hope that a commentariat called “reason” could come up with something better.

    2. is this going to be on the test?

      1. 1. What is A?

        1. The letter before … Hey, wait! There’s no B!

      2. we could just shrug it off.

        1. It’s typically what I do.

        2. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

        3. It works for me.

    3. Perhaps we can chip in (sorry, Henry) and get Anonymous to …… Nah.

    4. The Cartoonist is the real troll, trolling about Obama, gas prices, and global warming.

      So what we have here is an inability by the right-wing KOCH-funded trolls to deal with some witty “White Injun” who used to be a right-wing KOCH-funded troll.

      What we have here is Insider Traitoring.

      LOL

      Anyway, Going Galt is fine with me. It’s the anarcho-primitivist in Ayn Rand being revealed, and anybody who hasn’t been thoroughly domesticated by the agricultural city-State has some of that in them.

      1. When an Indian Child has been brought up among us, taught our language and habituated to our Customs, yet if he goes to see his relations and make one Indian Ramble with them, there is no perswading him ever to return, and that this is not natural to them merely as Indians, but as men, is plain from this, that when white persons of either sex have been taken prisoners young by the Indians, and lived a while among them, tho’ ransomed by their Friends, and treated with all imaginable tenderness to prevail with them to stay among the English, yet in a Short time they become disgusted with our manner of life, and the care and pains that are necessary to support it, and take the first good Opportunity of escaping again into the Woods, from whence there is no reclaiming them.

        (con’t)

        1. (con’t)

          One instance I remember to have heard, where the person was brought home to possess a good Estate; but finding some care necessary to keep it together, he relinquished it to a younger Brother, reserving to himself nothing but a gun and a match-Coat, with which he took his way again to the Wilderness.

          ~Benjamin Franklin, letter to To Peter Collinson, May 9th. 1753

          1. good ole Ben never met the Millionaire Indian who owned the land that became Kansas City…

    5. If we stop coming here in protest, then how do we know when it is “safe” to return?

      1. I’ll let you know.

    6. The troll is going to troll. The worst thing you can do is take him seriously. Just laugh at him. That is all you can do. And truthfully most of the stuff is pretty funny.

      1. Except “most of the stuff” is repetitive BS.

        1. It is all repetitive BS. You either laugh at it or feel sorry for someone who is that stupid.

          1. In a spirit of kindness, I’ll do *both*.

          2. It’s repetitive BS all the way down!

      2. …over and over again, is indeed so funny, especially when it flummoxes their market fundamentalist acolytes.

        1. It doesn’t do anything but make us laugh. You don’t understand anything you post. And you post the same tired quotes every time. It gets a little less funny and a little more pathetic every time.

          1. so pathetic

            1. GAMBOL! GAMBOL! GAMBOL!
              Even more pathetic.

              1. The Gambol puts the Cabosh on your bullshit political theory. Which is the real reason you whine.

                1. Cracker chief needs to slit his wrists already so he can deal with the guilt of being white

      3. Also, it’s Rather.

        1. It totally is. Sometimes I wonder. But then it is never on here without her being.

          1. and it is never on here without John…it is obvious who White Indian is now

            1. The Love Affair continues.

              1. I bet if I searched who accused me most, John would win; he’s so Stalag 17

                1. Or, if you weren’t so dumb, you’d be able to keep your whorish mouth shut as your “rather” persona for a few hours while posting as WI.

                    1. yes john

                      It sounds so much more natural when I’m on my knees before him.

      4. The worst thing you can do is take him seriously.

        No, the worst thing you can do is FEED the fucking thing by continuing to respond to every little post as if it fucking mattered. The best thing to do is simply ignore it as if the stupid post did not exist and move on.

        1. stop reading me Barely Suppressed Rage, you’re name fucking bores me

          1. We like to touch our bagina!

        2. White Indian isn’t a troll, he’s an activist. What he’s hoping is that lurkers on the site will see his misquoted Rothbard/Rand and be turned off from Libertarianism. He’s going to post whether you feed him or not. What you have to do is rebut him, which is easy, but people are generally too lazy because his Anarcho-Primitivist POV is irrelevant. Of course, he knows it’s irrelevant as well, but that doesn’t matter, because the at the core of it, he’s on TEAM SOCIALIST, so he’s willing to attack capitalism from whatever angle.

          1. That said, the one-liners are pointless and just feed the troll. Either respond or ignore.

  14. STole this from me.

  15. 11 AM. Have Marines disarm for sake of government official.

    12 PM. Remind people of SOTU when I said everyone should be more like the military.

    1. 12:01 PM: Make RPA’s servicemen friends puke at my being their commander-in-chief.

      1. How very tone deaf that decision was. Sacrifice Panetta to the possibility rather than be the guy who disarmed his own Marines.

        1. I just searched for information on that, since I hadn’t heard it before. It took a lot to restrain myself from breaking something. I’m going to show it to every veteran I know.

          What an excruciatingly revolting sack of shit Obama is. It just keeps getting worse.

          1. you can rub it and buff it…
            unless you have the MSM on your side and a very liberal application of ‘New Shimmer’…

        2. Clinton did this back in the day. Instead of completely disarming the troops, they were required tocarry their rifles witg the bolt carrier assembly removed in his presence.

          1. Consider what the relationship between Clinton and the military was like, Clinton was probably just following the recommendations of the secret service.

  16. I have so many fucking assholes on “ignore” here (including the ones who go back and forth with the trolls, knowing there’s no point to it), it’s becoming an echo chamber.

    Responding to the troll is like cheating at solitaire.

    1. How do we destroy the troll’s resilience?

      1. Ah, the inner agricultural city-Statists attitude shines through the translucent masquerade of “liberty.”

        “Civilization originates with conquest abroad and repression at home.” ~Stanley Diamond

        But I see your true colors
        Shining through

        1. Stanley Diamond was a Marxist flunky, a Ministry of Truth cadre.

      2. Well, trolls regenerate health, but are vulnerable to fire, if that helps.

      3. We must weaken it by feeding an ever increasing number of twinkies. The CITY-STATE is slowly killing it. We just have to be patient.

  17. Watch out, mother-fuckers, the vinicultural city-state’s out to get your bitches and blow. Gambol lockdown is in full effect.

    1. Domestication ->
      Agriculture ->
      TEH GUMMIT!

      You’d think Libertarians would rejoice about knowing the origins of government.

      But they’re not, because they’re really domesticated agricultural city-Statists now who live in fear-of-wilderness and fear-of-liberty.

    2. IT’S HOOKERS AND BLOW GODDAMNIT! We ain’t gots no bitches.

      1. Don’t be givin’ me no shit just ’cause you gotta PAY the chicks, yo.

        Real libertarians wear so much gold they don’t need to give women financial incentives. You’re obviously impure ideologically.

  18. add me

  19. That guy jsut totally reaks of corruption! Wow.

    http://www.Anon-World.tk

  20. Anyone seen Whyte Injun today?

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