Should Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Apologize for Putting Fortune Cookies in its Taste the Lin-Sanity flavor?
Question of the day: Should Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream apologize for putting fortune cookies in its "Taste the Lin-Sanity" flavor?
From ABC News via the great Allahpundit of Hotair:
The company tweeted, "On behalf of Ben & Jerry's Boston Scoop Shops, we offer a heartfelt apology if anyone was offended by our handmade Linsanity flavor that we offered at our Harvard Square location….Our intention was to create a flavor to honor Jeremy Lin's accomplishments and his meteoric rise in the NBA, and recognize that he was a local Harvard graduate. We try to demonstrate our commitment as a Boston-based, valued-led business and if we failed in this instance, we offer our sincere apologies."
The ice cream featured fortume cookie bits and lychee flavored honey in vanilla yogurt and was only offered in a Harvard Square store. The fortune cookie bits have since been replaced with waffle cone excresences, which seems like a slam at another Bostonian (Mitt Romney).
For more background, there's the Asian American Journalists Association widely discussed guidelines for dealing with Jeremy Lin in the press. Among the "DANGER ZONES" that AAJA warns against:
FOOD: Is there a compelling reason to draw a connection between Lin and fortune cookies, takeout boxes or similar imagery? In the majority of news coverage, the answer will be no….
The AAJA guides have been widely mocked as the quintessence of PC and in many ways they are (the suggestion that anyone was about to write a headline titled "Me Love You Lin Time" is bizarre, as is the group's tutorial on the role of "driving" in basketball lingo). By the same token, who would have guessed that ESPN would publish a "chink in the armor" headline? More to the point, AAJA is correct to suggest that using "lazy pun(s)" should be avoided. All writing tends to be lazier than my Irish relatives, but sports writing lays the cliches on thicker and heavier than my late Grandma Guida's mascarpone-blanketed desserts.
Speaking of writing cliches:
In an article at Psychology Today about the l'affaire Ben & Jerry's - cleverly titled "A Pint of Racism" - psychiatrist Ravi Chandra, asks:
Would they serve up a Martin Luther King or LeBron James watermelon flavored ice cream? I think not.
Chandra undercuts whatever case he may be making by sliding into a sticky wicket of cliches and three-care-pile-up of mangled metaphors from which there is no safe harbor or indeed escape:
If they would have checked out who Jeremy Lin was, they would know he loves In N' Out Burgers, Denny's and Now-and-Laters (he often sports a Now-and-Later stained tongue). If they would have asked Jeremy what his flavor should be, maybe he would have said Mint Chocolate with Now-and-Later chunks. Now that's money. And reality.
Once again, Asian America refuses to be defined by your raciststereotypes. If they had called this "Chinese Restaurant" flavor - well, maybe that would be ok.
But this has bad taste written all over it.
By the same token (er…), I suspect that former ABA/NBA star Darryl Dawkins - dubbed "Chocolate Thunder" by Stevie Wonder, who unlike most of us doesn't see people in terms of color - would be pretty jazzed by a flavor in his memory. Especially if the royalties would spring him from having to show up at bar mitzvahs and communion parties.
It is passing strange that although America is a far more tolerant and appreciative-of-diversity place than it was 30 years ago we still get particularly riled up over clearly accidental uses of language. I'm not sure of the precise connection between advancement in terms of social acceptance and regression in terms of speech coding, but language used on shows such as All in The Family is verboten everywhere in mainstream America. Are things better now because we police seemingly every possible infraction of racial and ethnic insult or in spite of that?
Has "Linsanity" (the sports phenomena, not the ice cream) started a useful conversation about race, ethnicity, and U.S. history that will outlive what will surely be an ultimately disappointing season for the New York Knicks (yes, I'm taking bets)? I don't think so, but it has offered up articles such as this one, which strangely implies that Asian-American jokes are somewhat allowed because Asian Americans haven't pushed back on their white masters in the same way that blacks and LGBT folks have (thereby reinscribing the stereotype that Asians are submissive).
Must-read: Tim Cavanaugh's 2002 classic, "E Pluribus Umbrage: The long, happy life of America's anti-defamation industry."
Update: Veronique de Rugy reminds me that Ben & Jerry's has been a big supporter of the Occupy Movement, which isn't suprising. What should that ice cream flavor consist of? Here's one list that suggests among other ingredients, "99 Percent Vanilla" and "Unemploy-mint."
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My husband--some hotshot! Ancient Chinese secret. We use Calgon!
Perhaps this question is best considered against the immense backdrop of the Great Wall of China. According to long-held theory, the Chinese nation conscripted so much forced and slave labor into building the Great Wall in order to protect itself from barbarian hordes?nomads--to the west. To be sure, the Mongols were a problem throughout Chinese history. But some scholars have advanced a different theory: that the wall was built not so much to keep the Mongols out as to keep Chinese peasants in. Certainly anyone who got a good look at equestrian life on the steppe would prefer it to stoop labor in the rice paddies of that intensely hierarchical society.
~Richard Manning
Against the Grain
p. 44
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Ancient Chinese Secret
It would've been more racist to have included laundry soap in the ice cream.
I'm not sure I get what's racist about this whole business. Flavors like that are supposed to tie back to the person being honored. It's completely reasonable that they'd do something Asian cuisine, even faux-cuisine, and it's got to be something that works in ice cream. What else could they have done?
"He will banish dirt to the land of wind and ghosts."
...apologist, they should call White Idiot. He's got apologizing for Communism down to a tee.
you rang? Are you free to proctor and gambol?
As I said below, apparently even ordering Chinese food is racist now.
So we're supposed to put Chinese restaurants out of business to promote harmony with the Chinese we're putting out of business? Is there some logic here I'm missing?
I rarely eat Chinese anymore. I prefer Thai and Vietnamese.
Okay Pro. So you don't hate Chinese people anymore. But you make up for it by being racist towards Thais and Vietnamese.
And it's still Lychee icecream. Which is more subtle, but still stereotypically Chinese.
If I were making the flavor, I'd include one of those weird Chinese folk remedies. Like spider eyes or whatever.
If they incorporate the deer penis and rhinoceros horn, they'd probably post record profits from all of the people (of indeterminate ethnicity, I feel compelled to say) who would buy it for its restorative and aphrodisiacal properties. Then they'd have to contend with the "animal rights" people. You just can't win, these days.
Nothin' ventured, nothin' gained
Sometimes you've got to go against the grain
Well, I have been accused
Of makin' my own rules
There must be rebel blood
Just a-runnin' through my veins
But I ain't no hypocrite
What you see is what you get
And that's the only way I know
To play the game
~Garth Brooks
Ropin' the Wind
Against the Grain
I don't.... why are we even talking about this?
It's chat-tastic!
"All writing tends to be lazier than my Irish relatives,..."
Uh oh, the Irish American Journalists Association will be sending you a sternly worded letter.
That's right. We Irish are hard working when we aren't drunk or hungover.
So... Up until the age of 11 and then on Ash Wednesday and Easter Sunday?
Nah, they're hungover those two days, too.
Seeing as Ash Wed. follows Fat Tuesday...that would be a major hangover day. Maybe the Thursday after Ash Wed., not so much.
I can't remember not being hung over on ash Wednesday, and only 3/4 Irish.
A sternly-worded, whiskey-soaked letter.
Ohhh... the night ye said me wife was fat
I kicked yer ass an' shit in yer hat
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Also from the Asian American Journalists Association guidelines:
"Don't use stereotypes, because we'll get really pissed off and we'll kill you with a Five-Fingered Death Punch. Hi-yaaaaa!"
lacist!
Five-Fingered Death Punch is a metal band, I think you mean the five point palm of death. God damn Quentin Tarantino is lacist!
I think you might be looking for "Dim Mak"
Matt MilLIN.
NEVER speak that mane again!
/Long-Suffering Detroit Lions Fan
That "mane"? ROL! (see what I did there?)
"name"
Please carry on
I hear the Lions are trading up to get Justin Blackman in the first round this year as a tribute to Matt Millen.
STOP SAYING THAT NAME, YOU BEAST!!
Matt Millen, Matt Millen, Matt Millen!
*poof* Yes?
If you really wanna get back at John:
LIN ELLIOT!!!1!1!!!!!
You bastard!!!
It hurts me to do this more than it hurts you to have it done to you.
That is the original definition of Linsanity: anger at Lin Elliot over a playoff game in January 1996.
All writing tends to be lazier than my Irish relatives, but sports writing lays the cliches on thicker and heavier than my late Grandma Guida's mascarpone-blanketed desserts.
Delightful. Well done, Nick.
Would they serve up a Martin Luther King or LeBron James watermelon flavored ice cream? I think not.
Obviously. Any idiot knows that watermelon is for sorbets.
Fried chicken flavored ice cream on the other hand...
just the fried/battered skin. in, say, a maple syrup flavored ice cream.
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!
Lin's exposure vs. the Miami Heat last week confirmed his career trajectory: He will be an NBA journeyman who will ride a novel, Danica Patrick-esque marketing potential to longer career in the league than he should have plus a fortune in endorsement money.
This "defamation" business helps Lin's brand and bottom line, because sponsors will flock to him to prove their progressive, PC bona fides. (see the big corporate names who backed the WNBA when it was launched)
When you get totally faced by Mario Chalmers, you might want to cancel those reservations at the All Star Game. You never know, he might learn to go to his left someday. He will never be a good defender. But he can shoot and he has is an above average passer. And he can defend okay. If you can even kind of sorta defend your position and have at least one above average NBA skill, you can have a career. And he has those things.
Im willing to make a bet on Lin of the same style I did on Tebow.
That paid off in year 1.
I still think Tebow's going to wind up with a career trajectory like the one RKD described.
He may, but he won a playoff game first, and that was all that mattered.
I will lose my shit if someone makes a Michael-themed ice cream that includes vanilla. (I am a European-American)
The great state of Vermont will not apologize for its cream!
Or perhaps the lack of "pushback" indicates that Asian-Americans see themselves as upwardly mobile and successful as a group. In other words, they are winning.
I mean, really, if top Universities have to put limits on admissions of students of your race because they are disproportionately the most highly qualified... do you really need to spend your time worrying about stereotypes? After all, the largest "asian" stereotypes these days are "good at math", "driven to excel", "high-expectation parenting"... hardly epithets that are hurtful.
More likely the lack of "pushback" is because asians 1) don't see themselves as "victims" and 2) they're too busy succeeding to nurse grievances over ancient history.
HAHA, That is funny joke gwai-lo, here's your bill, fucking pay me nao!
What exactly is offensive about "Linsanity"? I still don't get it.
And Jeremy Lin has been a boon to every Asian male wannabe sports writer. If you are Asian and male and haven't gotten a column published in the last month waxing philosophical about what Lin means to you and your self image and how you wish he were cooler and had a few tattoos, you haven't been trying.
the only thing that is offensive is our society's knee-jerk efforts to find offense in everything. Fortune cookies in an ice cream flavor named for an Asian guy....some would think it is clever, not insulting.
First, B&J and others have to stop with these non apology apologies, the whole "if someone was offended..." bullshit. Second, the sole reason there is a thing called linsanity is that his name isn't Jeremy Washburn, the latest good black player in a league full of good black players. If he was not Asian, no one would care about Lin.
They should just say "I'm sorry, for your sake, that you are so easily offended. Get a life."
I have come to the conclusion that this knee-jerk policing of every word or act that might be considered racist is largely responsible for the continued power of such things to offend.
watermelon ice creme - ok.
fried chicken - lacist!
I stop at the collard-green ice cream. That just doesn't taste good.
I wonder if there's a market for butt-flavored cat food?
Now, THERE's an idea....
Why not a poop'n'lube flavor? That's me all over!
I wonder if there's a market for butt-flavored cat food?
Make it DOG food and you have a BIG WEINER!!
Also, please don't tell you-know-who that I enjoy your site.
Maybe they should have used little cat and dog candy pieces so they can piss off the animal activists too.
If you don't like it don't buy it and shut the f@@@ up.
So, they were talking about this on the TEEVEE last night, and it got me totally craving fortune cookies.
So I go to the grocery store. No fortune cookies. I go to the less-convenient-to-get-to grocery store. NO FORTUNE COOKIES.
I go to my final chance - most-expensive and least-convenient grocery store. They had fortune cookies.
And I bought two boxes and ate one watching the Daytona 500, and saved the other to savor over the next couple days.
Is that racist?
Or just BRILLIANT MARKETING BY THOSE GENIUS FORTUNE COOKIE MAKERS!?
Even ordering Chinese food is racist.
I avoid being racist by making my own Chinese cuisine. I love sesame chicken so much I spent years perfecting my own recipe. It is the greatest desert of all time, imho.
Of course, given my hatred of cultural authenticity, I prefer the highly Americanized Chinese take out over the native cuisine. I've had both is significant quantities, Americanized is better.
No wonder our economy is in the dumps. Too many people are spending their time worrying about stupid shit like this.
Or being cranky about it on H&R.
When Tony Parker was married to Eva Longoria, Ben & Jerry's should have come out with:
French Fried Ice Cream
...Stevie Wonder, who unlike most of us doesn't see people in terms of color...
Possibly the best thing Nick Gillespie has EVER WRITTEN.
Sheer, unadulterated brilliance...
*averts eyes*
Hey, I wasn't BORN blind, dumbass!
That'll learn ya not to look at the sun, ya idjit!
You wanna impress me, take the wheel for a while, motherfucker!
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
** squirts milk out nose **
They should have used frozen tofu instead of yogurt.
I try to demonstrate my commitment as a libertarian based, valued-led person and if I failed in this instance, I offer my sincere apologies.
The Real Question is this:
Which variety of Ben & Jerry's ice cream is best for soothing the irritation of a sand-ravaged vagina?
Free Range Vanilla Bean?
It's a trick question. It's actually a Vermonster of a variety of flavors, all of which are chocolately.
So what, are we supposed to pretend that his being Chinese is not a large part of why he is being noticed so much and getting so much press?
It is not just that. His family is from Taiwan and he is a devout Christian. The Chi Coms are very upset about him getting so much attention.
The Chi Coms are very upset about him getting so much attention....
Chicago commissioners of...?
No, it's not that! Mitch Albom told me so on his radidio program yesterday.
IT'S BECAUSE HE'S GOOD AT BASKETBALL! HIS BEING OF ASIAN DESCENT IS JUST...A BONUS!
That's what I learned yesterday from Mitch Albom.
that should be a clue to stop listening to Mitch Albom. His claim re: Lin has to be among the top ten most stupid things said this year. If he was Jeremy American-Last-Name, AND BLACK, there would have been no story outside of NYC.
But the media worships the Knicks. And he did have the best four game start to a career pretty much ever. So, he would have been a big deal. There just would have been less douchebaggery.
He would have been a big deal, but only to people who follow basketball.
I'm trying to figure out when fortune cookies became a negative racial stereotype for Chinese? It is NOTHING like Watermelon, Chicken, etc for other races.
People are just making stuff up at this point I think.. They could have a piece of paper congratulating him for being awesome, and the press would say it's racist because Chinese use paper to make origami or something f'd up.
because Chinese use paper to make origami or something f'd up.
Didn't the Chinese invent paper*? So...
RACISSST!
*isolated, independent, invention by the Egyptians too, I guess.
Isn't origami Japanese or something?
If you think the AAJA is being oversensitive, you should check out this article in which a writer takes offense to a Vancouver scribe using the term "his bacon was saved" in reference to Ryan Braun's successful appeal of his suspension for a positive steroid test. That's right; we can no longer refer to pork products when discussing anyone Jewish (despite the fact that all of my Jewish friends, save one, LOVES bacon).
Ryan Braun is jewish. Huh. Didnt know that.
Do you know who else didn't know that?
Adam Sandler?
They don't call him the Hebrew Hammer for nothing.
That would be Andy Greunebaum, GK for Columbus Crew.
Geez, no Holocaust reference in the article? Apparently Hughes didn't pay attention in journalism class on the day they taught about the use of appropriate Jewish Outrage memes.
There was a comedian I saw about a decade ago - and never again. His schtick was all stereotypes:
"OK. Jews AREN'T good at businiess. Blacks AREN'T good at sports. Asians AREN'T good a math....and are GREAT drivers..."
Of course, it was hiLARious, in that awful, racist way.
No wonder he didn't last. But I wish he had....this would be right in his wheelhouse.
I think I saw the same guy at Charlie Goodnight's in Raleigh a couple months ago. He did exactly the same shtick. It was the only funny thing that came out of his mouth. "Japanese guys have GIANT PENISES." ror
Wait-
An ASIAN...
DRIVING to the basket.
FAIL, defined!
HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
You so funny.
I never get a fortune cookie when I order Taiwanese. What a gyp.
You are perpetuating stereotypes about gypsies.
We hereby put a hex on you!
*strokes side of face*
GAMBOLIN'
We give you the curse of the libertarian from the internet in response.
" if we failed in this instance, we offer our sincere apologies."
I thought the word "if" was never supposed to be used in a sincere apology.
It's more of a "sincere" apology, if you know what we mean.
I still don't get it.
Lin and fortune cookies: both not from China.
So, racism.
QED
The ice cream has Lin's name on it. If Lin has a problem with it then B&J should apologize. If Lin's ok with it, everyone else can go F themselves.
If I were Lin, I'd be asking for royalties and a marketing campaign.
he could offer himself for the campaign, but does he have any legal standing to DEMAND compensation?
Good question. Wouldn't it come down to whether they were "appropriating his image?"
lol, sounds like someone is not having a good day.
http://www.Gone-Anon.tk
Forget the fortune cookie pieces. Tell me more about Lychee Honey! Does she have a website?
so they took out the fortune cookies but kept the lynchee? That's like replacing a blackface minstrel boy with an actual black minstrel boy. Goddamn racists.
lynchee =/= lychee
just sayin'
This is why we have RC'z Law. Most excellent, yonemoto.
I'm wondering where's the Ben & Jerry's ice cream tribute to Ricky Santorum?
That just made me vomit a little.
Exactly. It would be the ultimate tribute to a wholly vomit inducing politician.
Ewwwwwww.....
It's only racist if you believe fortune cookies are Chinese. They were invented in California, and they are sold in China as Genuine American Fortune Cookies.
invented in California, based on a Japanese recipe.
Why yes, I did recently have to wiki up the origin of the fortune cookie to settle an argument.
"Chink in the armor" is a legitimate phrase and was appropriate for the story. Just for the sake of identity politics and basic ignorance, we should not be niggardly with our idioms.
I see what you did there.
I wonder what will happen when Clyde Frazier says, re: Lin after an excellent steal... "Ah So! Grasshopper has snatched the pebble from master's hand!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h2GOmeHouw
No jobs in the D.C. government for you, Fist. No matter what the Mayor says.
So, a reference to Danica Patrick makes me have to ask:
If we're this crazy (Lin-sane) about an asian guy good at *gasp* basketball, what's gonna happen when we have an asian on the starting line for the Indy 500?
We gonna have to shelve the bad driver jokes?
I am not familiar with these jokes. Could you give some examples?
Try this one.
Based solely on my personal experiences riding in cars driven by Chinese people, the jokes are 100% accurate. This one doctor I know doesn't understand that you can throttle the accelerator pedal. She just floors it until she hits the speed limit, then takes her foot completely off the pedal until you slow about 10 mph, then floors it again up to the speed limit.
I had a cutie pie of a coworker who i would ride with on our lunch breaks (Vietnamese). She would never merge into traffic, but would take a right turn and once the other side of the road was clear, she'd make a turn. Not a u-turn, but a full on turn into another street so she could make a right turn into the lane she was attempting in the first place. At least she knew her driving sucked.
just show her a graph of her acceleration habit Vs a typical driver's.
They're good at math, so she should get it pretty quick.
There are japanese F-1 drivers.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C.....ne_drivers
Any Daryl Dawkins fans will love this interview after a Sixers throwback jersey game this year.
http://deadspin.com/5875134/of.....phia-76ers
Gillespie may think he has The Jacket, but Dawkins has THE JACKET>
"I'm sorry you're such a thin-skinned humorless whiner. Feel better now?"
New journalistic guidelines: You may not associate those of Norwegian heritage with Lutefisk.
I'm sure they might thank you. So other than olives and lutefisk, what other foods are made with lye? This is some usage of "food" with which I'm heretofore unaccustomed.
If only Lin had been Japanese. I'd be curious to see what fish-flavored ice cream tastes like. Alas, I'll have to settle for dog.
Veronique de Rugy reminds me that Ben & Jerry's has been a big supporter of the Occupy Movement, which isn't suprising. What should that ice cream flavor consist of? Here's one list that suggests among other ingredients, "99 Percent Vanilla" and "Unemploy-mint."
Or how about human waste, patchouli, free cheese and topped with pepper spray from our brave first responders.
Linsanity Postgame
Most businesses, I'd say there's no reason to apologize. But Ben & Jerry's is one of those businesses that wears on their sleeve how "progressive" they are. So yeah, they're a bunch of fucking hypocrites.
It's Unilever, for god's sake! Do people still buy the positioning from Ben & Jerry's humble origins?
If it were a "progressive" doing the analysis, they'd be claiming industrial conspiracy if the CEO had once used a urinal in a factory that had once been used to make anything during World War II.
I don't know about all this PC nonsense....but I do know this = never accept a Coca Cola from a giggling chinaman. Just trust me. They play joke. And its not funny.
...what will surely be an ultimately disappointing season for the New York Knicks (yes, I'm taking bets)?
Oh, fuck off. The last thing we disappointed-for-decades Knicks fans need is some smart-ass from New Jersey raining on our renewed feelings of knick-enthusiasm. You don't even *have* a basketball team anymore! And they're 10games behind anyway! So Pppppt!
Actually, to be honest, I more or less agree with you. When it comes to 'always falling short of expectations', the Knicks excel.
And you mother fuckers have to come HERE to watch OUR super bowl champions play.
CultOfPersonality|2.28.12 @ 2:44PM|#
And you mother fuckers have to come HERE to watch OUR super bowl champions play.
First off, that's an "NY" on the side of their helmets there, my partially-literate garden state friend... and of course we had to put their stadium in your fetid, North Jersey swamplands... you see, in New York, *real estate is extremely expensive*, and it really just made more sense to put a stadium with a gigantic parking lot across the river... somewhere near port elizabeth or perth amboy.... you know, where NO ONE WOULD EVER WANT TO LIVE?
At least its not Newark....the crown-jewel of urban New Jersey!, whose department of Tourism slogan is something like, "Newark = Its Not Detroit!"
I mostly kid, of course. (well... not about Newark) Anti-Jersey smack-talk is just part of NY cultural heritage.
WHO GIVES A FUCK?
I thought I read that Lin had trademarked or copyrighted or some such "Lin-Sanity"... B&J may be hearing from his lawyers on that front
HAHA YOU MADE RACIST JOKES THAT FUNNY. Hack.
The state had nothing to do with this. A company freely did something; people freely criticize them for it; the company freely chose to apologize in response. So as a libertarian, why do you care? Libertarianism is just for freedom from coercion by the state. If they're not leveraging state power in the process individuals should be free to be as PC or un-PC as they like and you shouldn't care about it.
This seems overblown, but if you had to pin it down, it's probably racist. If the ice cream flavor wouldn't have included lychee honey and fortune cookie pieces had the Los Angeles born basketball player not been Asian, it's racist. The guy went to Harvard, he plays basketball. Why not play on his accomplishments rather than his race?
As a someone who's Jewish and half Chinese, I'd be pissed off if someone named an ice cream after me made with fortune cookies and bagels, or noodles and matzah, or sweet and sour latkes instead of flavors I actually like or traits that make me who I am. As a libertarian I wouldn't want to use the government to stop a company from making such a product, but if the best you can do with an ice cream flavor is to focus on their race, then you're probably a racist.
As a someone who's Jewish and half Chinese, I'd be pissed off if...
I so thought you were going to say, "Broke and terrible at math" Or, "they forgot the firecrackers at my Bar Mitzvah"
This whole discussion reminds me of part of a Paul Beatty poem, "Dib/Dab - Smooth As":
smooth as...
the first latin black korean
national hockey league offensive superstar
center ice crossovers
one hand on the stick
blue line breakaway
blastin a drive high and tight
stick side
red light and siren
The hypocrisy of the identity-politics crowd is almost comical.
On the one hand, we're supposed to celebrate and revere "multiculturalism" and are thus encouraged to take narcissistic "pride" in the meaningless accident-of-birth that is ethnicity.
On the other hand, it's supposedly RACIST (!) to associate those of Chinese ancestry with an inarguably Chinese food, such as fortune cookies.
Poetic justice that it was Ben & Jerry's who were reprimanded-- couldn't have happened to a more deserving bunch. Groovy!
You need to come around here more often, Lisa. Thank you for a cogent insight
It's comforting to know I'm not totally alone in the universe, Strat-- thanks. People usually look at me as if I have ringworms in my eyelashes when I make such statements... in real life.
Me too. I asked the president of the African-American-Alliance at my college what the purpose of her organization was, and she said, "to promote awareness of African-American culture." So I asked what African-American culture consists of, and she started listing things like rap, jazz, step (some kind of dance), etc. "So what about my black roommate who listens to heavy metal, dances ballet, and practices Judaism? What about my white friends who listen to rap?" No response. "What about African Americans that come from different religions or different parts of the country? Do they all share some culture that no-African-Americans don't?"
"Well, we're talking about things that apply to *most* African Americans, in general, not every single one of us" she said. "Ohhh, I see. A racist stereotype. How the heck did you get university funding?"