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Should the Government Continue to Pick on Four Loko?

Baylen Linnekin | 12.1.2011 4:59 PM

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Last year the FDA, working alongside the Treasury Department's Tax & Trade Bureau and the FTC, wrongly banned Four Loko and other beers by prohibiting them from directly adding caffeine to their beverages. Facing insurmountable government pressure, Four Loko did exactly as the government demanded and removed the caffeine, then continued to sell its caffeine-free products. Case closed.

Or not! Fast forward about a year to the present. People continue to make all sorts of claims about Four Loko, linking it to everything from a police shooting to ineffective convenience store robbery getaways. News outlets still breathlessly do things like reproduce press releases issued by breathless attorneys general verbatim, and still top them with their own scare headlines like "Four Loko's size too devious for average customer, must be stopped!"

All the chatter comes as Four Loko is on the verge of a settlement with the FTC. Under the settlement--approved by the unamious vote of five FTC commissioners--Four Loko will admit no wrongdoing over marketing and labeling of the alcohol content of its beverages. Four Loko will also add still more alcohol-content information to its cans, which already boast a half-dozen different statements in at least ten locations describing Four Loko's alcohol content and the fact consumers must show an identification to purchase the drink. And Four Loko will debut a resealable can.

Phew. Case closed.

Or still not! Though this is obviously sufficient for the FTC, the settlement is subject to public comment. And some groups want the FTC to press Four Loko to make even more concessions. Like what? Eat Drink Politics, a new group headed by my friend and frequent sparring partner Michele Simon, a public-health lawyer, alleges in comments filed last month that there are a host of so-called problems with Four Loko, including that the drink "will still be sold in 23.5 cans, with up to12% alcohol, with sweeteners." This argument also echoes the general complaint of respondent-advocates that the Four Loko can is simply too… big.

Well, one man's flaw is another man's feature. After all a bottle of champagne can contain just as much alcohol, can taste just as sweet, and is also not sold in a resealable container. But I have yet to come across an FTC consent order on champagne marketing, nor have I seen well-heeled college professors like Marion Nestle (a co-signer of the Eat Drink Politics comment) rallying the public-health community against champagne. And I suspect that this may have something to do with the fact champagne is a symbol of wealthy celebration, while Four Loko is one of twenty(oneplus)something celebration.

Thumb through Reason's voluminous coverage of the assault on Four Loko here. And read my pre-prohibition analysis of the rationale behind banning Four Loko here.

Check out the Federal Register notice on the proposed settlement here. You can submit your own comments (brief, long, whatever) on the matter here. Read comments that have already been submitted (both in favor of and against the proposed FTC action) here.

And here's a great Reason.tv video looking at why Four Loko was banned in the first place.

Baylen Linnekin is the director of Keep Food Legal, a nonprofit dedicated to preserving and increasing "culinary freedom," the right of all Americans to grow, sell, prepare and eat foods of their own choosing. To join or learn more about the group's activities, go here. To follow Keep Food Legal on Twitter, go here; to follow Linnekin, go here.

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Reason Foundation Senior Fellow Baylen Linnekin is a food lawyer, scholar, and adjunct law professor, as well as the author of Biting the Hands That Feed Us: How Fewer, Smarter Laws Would Make Our Food System More Sustainable (Island Press 2016).

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  1. Loko Lockdown   14 years ago

    No gamboling drunk.

  2. Hank   14 years ago

    After all a bottle of champagne can contain just as much alcohol, can taste just as sweet, and is also not sold in a resealable container.

    "But lovey-dear, this FourKookoo or whatever it's called is being foist upon those ignorant coloreds. We know they just can't help themselves."

    1. Episiarch   14 years ago

      "The charge is FourLoko drinking. Now, my caddy's chauffeur informs me that FourLoko is a beverage that people who can't afford proper champagne drink. Therefore, drinking a FourLoko is tantamount to that most heinous of crimes, drinking of cheap champagne."

      1. Critic   14 years ago

        C-

        1. Episiarch   14 years ago

          +1 me

          1. Critic   14 years ago

            Epsisiarch is a sensitive little guy. He still wets the bed and everything!

            1. Episiarch   14 years ago

              +1 me

            2. Critic   14 years ago

              Don't feed me, dammit!

              1. Critic   14 years ago

                Or dance!

                1. Episiarch   14 years ago

                  +2 me

                  1. Critic   14 years ago

                    No thanks. I like men.

                    1. Episiarch   14 years ago

                      +1 me

                    2. Critic   14 years ago

                      I could do this all day, but I have a life.
                      Ta ta, boys!

                    3. Episiarch   14 years ago

                      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

                      +10 me for that hilarious statement.

                    4. lurker   14 years ago

                      i dont know if epi still wets the bed but he dont take criticism lightly thats for sure

                    5. Episiarch   14 years ago

                      Still no life?

                      +1 me.

      2. spell "saggin" backwards   14 years ago

        Then pull up your pants.

        1. Episiarch   14 years ago

          No life, I see.

          +1 me

          1. Gojira   14 years ago

            I have a life and still manage to make the odd joke on here. I resent the idea that anyone who posts here repeatedly has no life!

  3. Auric Demonocles   14 years ago

    Purple. Blue. Green. Orange. Yellow.

    1. BakedPenguin   14 years ago

      Your favorite girls, or your favorite FL flavors? Or both?

      1. Greg   14 years ago

        dibbs on orange

        1. Sy   14 years ago

          I wonder what purple tastes like..

    2. Coeus   14 years ago

      Agreed

    3. hamilton   14 years ago

      I believe the proper intertubes way to say this (adjusted for my specific input) is: 2,4,5,1,3.

  4. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    After all a bottle of champagne can contain just as much alcohol, can taste just as sweet, and is also not sold in a resealable container.

    Maybe the champagne you buy, Mr. Moneybags.

    Public servants cannot invest that much effort into demonizing something only to backtrack later and let the evildoer make a profit off their evildoings. Children are at stake.

  5. Lobster Girl   14 years ago

    Waiting.

  6. BakedPenguin   14 years ago

    Also, the FDA successfully knocked out Moonshot 69, the beer with caffeine.

    1. Christina   14 years ago

      I saw the (excellent) documentary Beer Wars, which featured Moonshot. I already felt bad for the woman trying to launch it. I wonder if she's regrouped and formulated another beer yet.

      1. BakedPenguin   14 years ago

        I felt horrible for her when I saw the film. I felt even worse when I found out it was filmed from 2004-2006, and Moonshot was banned in 2009 (which legal BS lasting until Feb 2011 IIRC).

      2. BakedPenguin   14 years ago

        I should have added: She obviously worked her ass off to keep that beer viable for at least 3 years. Then, to have it just fucking stolen from her for no reason - it really makes me want to punch someone at the FDA.

        1. djconnor   14 years ago

          Props to the free market...her shit would've failed without any federal involvement. She's a half-ass marketing girl who pays others for gimmicky beer recipes. Fucking her.

  7. Trespassers W   14 years ago

    Nobody tell them about... well, let's just call it "oubleDay astardBay".

  8. R C Dean   14 years ago

    I wonder if 4 Loko, Inc. isn't keeping the nannies stirred up for all the free publicity. And its exactly the kind of publicity they want, given their target market.

    "Hell, boys. We don't need an advertising budget. We just need to keep the nellies at the FDA in pearl-clutching mode. That way, we get free publicity about how edgy and dangerous this swill is."

    1. BakedPenguin   14 years ago

      That's a pretty dangerous game to play, unless they're backed by some real money. If they've paid into the Beer lobby, okay, otherwise...

    2. Scott G.   13 years ago

      Couldn't agree more. And fuck co-founder chris hunter and the horse that scumbag rode in on.....i wonder if the IRS has been looking into that prick yet?

  9. Christina   14 years ago

    I've never had a Four Loko. Is it any good?

    1. Gojira   14 years ago

      If you're a 22 yr-old female, or a male of any age with an interest in intoxicating a 22 yr-old female, then yes.

      Otherwise, there's much better out there.

      1. Christina   14 years ago

        Ooh, I'll have to try it. My tastes trend toward fruity and girly.

        1. Gojira   14 years ago

          Nah, if you really wanna impress the group, do like my wife did and get into lambics. It's hardcore beer, but it tastes like fruit.

          1. Christina   14 years ago

            Oh I'm all about some Lindeman's. The problem with it is that it has very little alcohol. I'm looking for something that tastes like sugar but will put me on my ass.

            1. BakedPenguin   14 years ago

              I had one Four Loko, only because the FDA started fucking with them. "Ass" would be a kind description of it's taste. You're better off with Malibu Run or Bailey's.

              1. Christina   14 years ago

                I generally stick to rum and cokes or bourbon and cokes, you know, because I'm into that "dangerous" mix of alcohol and caffeine.

                1. BakedPenguin   14 years ago

                  "Baileys was the first 44% liqueur to use cream, honey, coffee, cocoa and alcohol together..."

                  1. christina   14 years ago

                    Thanks for reminding me that I had Bailey's. Had. Yum.

          2. djconnor   14 years ago

            Fucking American. That's not a Lambic.

            1. djconnor   14 years ago

              This is a Lambic. http://www.cantillon.be/br/3_108

              1. dunkel   14 years ago

                Cantillon rules the world...

          3. rackinoff   14 years ago

            I've never heard Lindeman's being described as a hardcore beer. Have you heard about this new chick beer? Totally up yer alley.

    2. Hugo Longbone   14 years ago

      The red taste like Diesel fuel and the blue tastes like bad guanara

  10. club   14 years ago

    well...there's always bath salts to fall back on.

    1. Episiarch   14 years ago

      Giant Brain #1: Well, here we are. Trapped for eternity.
      Giant Brain #2: We could sing 'American Pie'.
      Fry: Go ahead. I deserve it.

      1. Episiarch   14 years ago

        +10 me

        I thought you had a life?

        1. Warty   14 years ago

          So she spoofed you by quoting something that you would quote? Good thinking there, rectal.

          1. Episiarch   14 years ago

            Bender: Don't worry guys, I'll never be too good or too evil again. From now on, I'll just be me.

            Leela: Uh, do you think you could be just little less evil than that?

            1. Episiarch   14 years ago

              +10 me. Good thinking, rectal projection.

    2. Robert   14 years ago

      You do not fall back on bath salts, you sit back in them -- in water.

      1. club   14 years ago

        wtf is that?

  11. squishua   14 years ago

    So when the FDA forces 4Loko to use smaller cans, the headlines will be "BUTT-BONGS - THE NEW TEEN CRAZE: KIDS HIDING 'CONCEALABLE' ALCOHOL-LACED FRUIT JUICE CANS IN RECTUMS!!!11!"

  12. BoscoH   14 years ago

    Definitely. Maybe. Yes. Yes. No.

  13. djconnor   14 years ago

    NINJA I go Loko for Four Loko. http://youtu.be/KVWWre8tn_U

    1. Christina   14 years ago

      Finally!

  14. Beloved Rev. Blue Moon   14 years ago

    Eat Drink Politics, a new group headed by my friend and frequent sparring partner Michele Simon

    This nanny douche is your friend? God, is he always hovering over you, making sure you don't add too much salt? I hope his kids hate him.

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