Which GOP Candidate is Your Perfect Match? Take the Reason Quiz Now!
As the GOP presidential contenders busily debate questions of foreign policy and defense in the latest debate (really, these people are on the sort of never-ending tour that would put Bob Dylan in the grave already), take a break from the scrum of politics and dive into Reason's super-scientific[*] quiz to find which candidate most closely matches your feelings about everything from foreign policy to government spending to the drug war to immigration to gay marriage to education and more. You're only eight questions away from finding out who your GOP dream date really is.
Go here to take the quiz and find out whether you've got a terminal case of Bachmannitis or whether you're squirmin' for Herman (Cain, that is!). Then again, maybe Huntsman's the one who cleaves your heart or you grok Slick Rick Santorum. We've got 'em all (including Sarah Palin, who like William Tecumseh Sherman chose not to run, except in charity 5Ks). Why, there's even current leaders Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney to choose from; check 'em out before their poll numbers go further south than Rick Perry touring Brownsville. And of course, the two explicitly libertarian candidates, Rep. Ron Paul and former New Mexico Gov. Gary Johnson. Be still, your beating heart!
[*]: For the purposes of the quiz, we are using super-scientific in its Republican context. So we really mean made-up.
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I must have done it wrong. I keep getting Buddy Roemer.
I got Wylie Coyote.
Taking the quiz is already doing it wrong.
Word. There's nothing here I like. Ron Paul is closest of the far.
That's funny, I keep getting Buddy Cole
Man there are a lot of retards in that lineup
I know who is the shortest and who is the darkest. I think Mitt is the tallest, but I'm not sure. I know who the ugliest one is, but I'm undecided on who is the prettiest.
I wonder who has the highest IQ among Republican candidates. Cain is a quant so he'd probably score the highest on math related questions, but his verbal skills and memory don't seem too spectacular. Newt's a history prof, so he'd probably do best on the verbal and memory questions. Mitt's a robot, so we'd have to give the IQ test to his programmer.
Gary Johnson. Yay for libertarian street cred!
Newt for the quotes I agreed with
Palin for the ones I disagreed with
no Paul or Johnson.... I am such a poser. 🙁
Problem with Newtacular titties is that he says great stuff, he just doesn't mean it the way you think he means it.
Johnson was my best match. Cain was my worst.
Although a couple of times it was tough to pick the "most" offensive statement.
on the other hand, the inability to find the impossible perfect match raises the possibility of another go for the clearly imperfect incumbent from Hawai'i'i'i'i.
The Seattle Miracle Fetus looks like it was a hoax.
women can't get pregnant? 😉
They need to do way instain mother.
I thought you were drunk or having a stroke
All Most women are insane.
All Most women were driven insane by a man. -libertarian inclusive
Another way to put that is "Most women's happiness is dependent on a man". Is that what you meant?
Hell, no. Happiness is:
Fuck me
Get the fuck out of my bed
Make my damn coffee
How's that working out for you?
🙂
🙂 means you like teen-aged boys to jack-off on your face while your lying down? OK, whatever floats your boat.
I'm not into teenage boys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....re=related
BTW, I orgasm first
Well that Bob Seger song is certainly horrible. I do like some of his other songs though. Fire Lake and Still the Same come to mind.
listening to
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....r_embedded
Oh wow, OK I never thought about that before dude.
http://www.anon-net.au.tc
Romney won but I'm still not turned on.
Go girl, go. Let us know what Mitt's packin' in his funny underware.
I still say with Bachmann in there the line-up photos look like casting call for a pr0n.
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I'm guessing this thing consisted of direct quotes from all the candidates which confirms my commitment to never watch or listen to any of these people again. I don't know what's worse - that people say shit like this or that people that vote want them to say shit like this. My god what a bunch of stupid/evil. I came up with Johnson as my man, so I guess I stay home on Nov 2 - again.
Really? You sincerely believe that NONE of these candidates would be better than Obama?
Fuck you.
The classic "lesser of two evils" debate. Made that choice for years and have come to the conclusion I won't do that anymore - my "lesser" always turned out to be not so "less" after all. And as bad as Obama is, I really don't see Romney or Newt (never mind Perry) being any better.
If Johnson or Paul end up the GOP candidate I'll vote early and often.
In the last few elections, it hasn't been "the lesser of two evils" but "the evil of two lessers."
You haven't been following them have you?
Strangely I came up with Huntsman. Here I thought I was a garden variety libertarian apatheist firmly in the Johnson camp.