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Politics

George Will Lays Mitts on Romney

Matt Welch | 10.31.2011 10:34 AM

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Over the weekend, conservative commentator George Will, the most syndicated columnist in the country, took out the whipping stick on Mitt Romney, "the pretzel candidate." Sample:

In May, in corn-growing Iowa, Romney said, "I support" — present tense — "the subsidy of ethanol." And: "I believe ethanol is an important part of our energy solution for this country." But in October he told Iowans he is "a business guy," so as president he would review this bipartisan — the last Republican president was an ethanol enthusiast — folly. Romney said that he once favored (past tense) subsidies to get the ethanol industry "on its feet." (In the 19th century, Republican "business guys" justified high tariffs for protecting "infant industries"). But Romney added, "I've indicated I didn't think the subsidy had to go on forever." Ethanol subsidies expire in December, but "I might have looked at more of a decline over time" because of "the importance of ethanol as a domestic fuel." Besides, "ethanol is part of national security." However, "I don't want to say" I will propose new subsidies. Still, ethanol has "become an important source of amplifying our energy capacity." Anyway, ethanol should "continue to have prospects of growing its share of" transportation fuels. Got it?

Every day, 10,000 baby boomers become eligible for Social Security and Medicare, from which they will receive, on average, $1 million of benefits ($550,000 from the former, $450,000 from the latter). Who expects difficult reforms from Romney, whose twists on ethanol make a policy pretzel?

A straddle is not a political philosophy; it is what you do when you do not have one. It is what Romney did when he said that using Troubled Assets Relief Program funds for the General Motors and Chrysler bailouts "was the wrong source for that funding." Oh, so the source was the bailouts' defect. […]

Has conservatism come so far, surmounting so many obstacles, to settle, at a moment of economic crisis, for this?

Whole thing here. At his Outside the Beltway blog, Doug Mataconis notices a pattern:

Let's just consider what Will has had to say about the other candidates on the right this year. In May, he said that Newt Gingrich just wasn't a serious candidate.  He called Michele Bachmann a marginal candidate who was not among the serious contenders. He's criticized Rick Perry as part of an overall indictment of  what he views as the GOP's mistaken reliance on Electoral Votes from the South.  And, just two weeks, ago he dismissed Herman Cain as a candidate running a serious campaign. He hasn't said much about candidates like Santorum, Paul, Johnson, or Hunstman, but then none of them has a realistic shot at the nomination. In reality, despite what he says about Romney, it's hard to see someone like Will being all that enthusiastic about any of those candidates. One is reminded, in fact, of one of Will's This Week appearances when he said that the person taking the Oath of Office in 2013 would be Obama, Romney Mitch Daniels, or Tim Pawlenty. Well, Pawlenty dropped out, Daniels didn't run, and Obama is clearly unacceptable to the right. That leaves Mitt Romney. Will's point seems to be, well if you don't like him, who exactly are you going to nominate instead of him? The conclusion seems to be that if conservatives are dismayed at [a] world where Mitt Romney is the most viable Republican candidate for President, and he is, then they have nobody to blame but themselves.

Emphases in the original.

It might well be wishful thinking at play, but I'm not so sure either that Rep. Ron Paul (R-Texas) has no "realistic shot at the nomination," or that Will wouldn't locate some enthusiasm for Paul if he got closer. The "shot," while long, would work like this–the other Anyone But Mitts duly fall by the wayside, leaving a two-man race between a flip-flopping big government Ken doll and the only non-Gary Johnson running who has a government-cutting program appropriate to both the crisis at hand and the mood of the Tea Party right. It's been an unusually volatile political season; we'll see.

As for Will, he's been getting his libertarian on for some time now.

Reason on George Will here, on Mitt Romney and Ron Paul here and here, including their respective candidate profiles in our Presidential Dating Game.

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  1. Almanian   14 years ago

    I have solved this problem of Teams already, by deciding I’m going to vote for myself next year. I meet all the qualifications.

    Bonus – I accept no donations! Freebie campaign!

    Almanian in 2012 on [not a party] ticket.

    1. Joe M   14 years ago

      OMG, I’m voting for me too! We should really get that campaign started.

    2. Zeb   14 years ago

      I turn 35 is 2013, is that close enough?

      I’ve actually been dong this for a while. Whenever I know nothing about any of the candidates for an office I generally write myself in. Amazingly, I got more than one vote once.

      1. T   14 years ago

        How’d you get ’em to let you vote twice?

        1. chris   14 years ago

          Register in the town you are going to school in, and vote absentee in your native district.

    3. Raven Nation   14 years ago

      Well, damn, who do I – as a naturalized citizen – vote for: Alamanian, Joe M, or Zeb?

      1. Joe M   14 years ago

        Duh, vote for the guy whose last name translates into English as “master”.

        1. Raven Nation   14 years ago

          Nice

  2. P Brooks   14 years ago

    Will’s point seems to be, well if you don’t like him, who exactly are you going to nominate instead of him?

    Who but an idiot would volunteer?

    The Republicans should just dissolve.

    1. CatoTheElder   14 years ago

      “The Republicans should just dissolve.”

      Maybe, just maybe, that is Will’s larger point.

      With its track record since Reagan, who at least talked a good free market, minimum government line, the Republican Party has had consistently miserable candidates for president:

      Two Bushes, Bob Dole, and McCain. And it looks like Romney is next.

      Dreadful, simply dreadful.

      1. Tony   14 years ago

        All Reagan did was talk. Unprecedented debt, and multiple tax hikes to cover a portion of it. That he wouldn’t be allowed in the party today doesn’t necessarily mean that its current members wouldn’t be just as big borrow-and-spenders, since all they do is talk too.

        1. JB   14 years ago

          Democrats controlled Congress.

          How ignorant are people?

      2. T   14 years ago

        On a serious note, the two major parties have too many structural advantages to just ‘dissolve’. Somebody will end up with the brand and all the associated legal preferences. It may bear no resemblance to the GOP of old, but the brand is too valuable to let die.

  3. GILMORE   14 years ago

    Let’s just consider what Will has had to say about the other candidates on the right this year…

    Partisan confused by lack of blind partisanship by ostensible ‘conservative commentator’?

    I think the consensus by anyone right of the NYT editorial board should be similar to Will’s view = We’re So Fucked.

    I’m voting Almanian. Or any Dog or potted plant that decides to run.

    1. The Bearded Hobbit   14 years ago

      Why not write-in Paul or Johnson, instead? If you’re going to take time to do a write-in, give some support to those whom the media shunned.

      … “Ha! I used “whom”” Hobbit

  4. romulus augustus   14 years ago

    The GOP had no one ready for the big leagues this year except Romney. The 2016 class should be much deeper to challenge Biden or whomever the Dems run to carry on Obama’s legacy. Yes, I’m afraid I’d give Obama about a 60-40 shot right now.

    1. George V   14 years ago

      I believe whomever will beat Biden.

    2. NAL   14 years ago

      I’m with you on that. Unless the economy really takes a double-dip, it’s Obama’s race to lose.

  5. CatoTheElder   14 years ago

    George Will: “Don’t forget about my man, Ron Paul.”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGWyBmLj53I

  6. Colin   14 years ago

    Ron Paul has no realistic shot at the nomination.

    1. George V   14 years ago

      So then would you say it is either Romney or Perry?

  7. rac   14 years ago

    “It might well be wishful thinking at play…” Might be? Ron Paul will not get the GOP nomination. If he did, he would not win against Obama.

    I think Romney is a weird dude. It is time for “conservatives” to get on board with Gingrich. In my opinion, he is the only conservative candidate, who despite his flaws, could defeat Obama. Yes, I would hold my nose and vote for Romney over the current boob, but I suspect I would end up regretting it.

    1. George V   14 years ago

      Look at the bright side, at least with Romney there’s a pretty good chance to get a Supreme Court Justice who will follow the Constitution.

    2. Lost_In_Translation   14 years ago

      It is time for “conservatives” to get on board with Gingrich. In my opinion, he is the only conservative candidate, who despite his flaws, could defeat Obama

      And you call Paul’s fans unrealistic. Mr. “Divorce before Dead” has as much shot at the presidency as I do.

    3. James Ard   14 years ago

      Not me. I’ll gladly vote for Obama over Romney. Either one of them will destroy the country by inaction on spending. But if Obama does it, it will be the end of the Democratic Party for generations.

      1. Dylan   14 years ago

        You underestimate the power of revisionist history.

    4. Apatheist   14 years ago

      Jesus Christ people why not vote for neither of them.

  8. Jerry   14 years ago

    The only way to win the game is not to play.

  9. DEM   14 years ago

    Let’s just stipulate that no one with a realistic shot at the presidency is going to deal with the debt problem in a serious way, so we’re screwed no matter who wins the nomination. They’re all running on the “borrow more money and print more checks” platform.

  10. tc777   14 years ago

    Once the people get an airing of the 999 plan, the 59 point plan and the 1 trillion in cuts the first year plan, they’ll go with the real conservative, Ron Paul’s 1 trillion in cuts year one plan.

    Only Dr. Paul supports the letter and law of the Constitution, making him the only one eligible to be president.

  11. dbcooper   14 years ago

    ROMNIAC is the preferred term.

  12. Enjoy Every Sandwich   14 years ago

    I’m no fan of Herman Cain, but it does seem a little funny that the allegations of “sexual harassment” (many years ago at that) suddenly pop up right when he is giving the establishment candidate a run for his money.

    If Ron Paul ever seriously threatens to win the nomination, he’d better hire some food tasters and stay away from airplanes.

    1. PapayaSF   14 years ago

      Don’t worry, it was established by the left in Clinton’s second term that sexual harassment is an incredibly minor, distracting issue for politicians… right?

      But this is scary:

      Every day, 10,000 baby boomers become eligible for Social Security and Medicare, from which they will receive, on average, $1 million of benefits

  13. yup   14 years ago

    Seems to me someone wants a hand out and is blaming it on Romney for not giving one.

  14. Joshua Corning   14 years ago

    He hasn’t said much about candidates like Santorum, Paul, Johnson, or Hunstman, but then none of them has a realistic shot at the nomination. In reality, despite what he says about Romney, it’s hard to see someone like Will being all that enthusiastic about any of those candidates

    technically hating all the candidates is a pretty run of the mill pedestrian libertarian position in my honest opinion…

    In fact after reading Matt’s and Nick’s new book i am convinced it is nearly everyone in the country’s position.

    Doug Mataconis needs to open his mind to the possibility that yes a reasonable person can hate all political candidates.

  15. Jonny Scrum-half   14 years ago

    The average Baby Boomer is going to receive more than half a million dollars in Social Security payments? That seems pretty high. How is that calculated?

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