The Rum Diary and In Time
Time travels
The Rum Diary
Hunter S. Thompson's The Rum Diary is a novel about a young writer in search of his narrative voice. Which is to say that the narrative voice in which it's written is not that of the man who carpet-bombed American journalism in 1971 with the convulsively funny Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Which is also to say that anyone going into the movie that's been made of this book expecting a lurid drug wallow along the lines of Terry Gilliam's messy 1998 film of that one is likely to feel let down, or simply bored.
It's difficult to imagine The Rum Diary—film or book—existing without the facilitation of Johnny Depp, who befriended Thompson in the last decade of his life and has since become a tender of his memorial flame. Around 1997, while doing first-hand research to play the Thompson character in Fear and Loathing, Depp happened upon the original Rum Diary manuscript, which Thompson had written more than 30 years previously, sent out to a number of uninterested publishers, and then filed in a box. Depp was instrumental in finally getting the book published, the following year, and now he and his production company have overseen its transition to the screen. May his devotional labors on behalf of his late pal now cease.
The movie begins in 1960, with young journalist Paul Kemp (Depp), arriving in Puerto Rico to start work, as Thompson did, at a scruffy English-language newspaper called the San Juan Star. The opening scenes, which show Kemp awaking in a hotel room with a smear of lipstick on his face and a four-star hangover, are a shorthand attempt to tell us that this is a hard-partying wild man. But once he arrives at the Star offices, Kemp is immediately overshadowed by far more colorful characters. There's Sala (Michael Rispoli), the staff photographer, a lumbering drunk who quickly becomes Kemp's guide to local dissolution; and there's another reporter named Moburg (Giovanni Ribisi), a babbling slob in a filthy raincoat who only shows up at work once a week, to collect his paycheck, and who is clearly unbalanced. These two characters are so aggressively eccentric—to the point of tedium in Moburg's case—that Depp's Kemp has little more to do in the film's early innings than limply observe their shenanigans. (Moburg is a devotee of Hitler speeches, for no discernible reason, and also brews bootleg hootch in the ratty apartment he shares with Sala, and with Sala's cock-fight rooster.)
By way of welcome, the paper's editor-in-chief, Lotterman (Richard Jenkins), advises Kemp to be circumspect in what he writes about the local power structure—chiefly the group of real-estate wheeler-dealers fronted by a corporate PR weasel named Sanderson (Aaron Eckhart). These cartoon American troglodytes are dedicated to cluttering the Caribbean with garish resort hotels, and they have their eye on a nearby island that's currently being used for artillery target practice by the U.S. Navy. Kemp is sucked into their orbit, and soon becomes romantically entangled with Sanderson's girlfriend, an actressy blonde named Chenault (Amber Heard).
The movie's writer-director, Bruce Robinson, best-known for his 1987 cult comedy Withnail & I, is adept at working up an atmosphere of tropical sleaze, and he handles a spooky psychedelic scene (Moburg has come into possession of a brain-addling substance developed by the government) with gratifying moderation. But the story starts out slow and remains underpowered, and there are parts of the film that just don't play, among them a puzzlingly hostile encounter at a remote native eatery and a long club sequence in which the drunken Chenault is menaced by a group of sweaty dance-floor lugs. (She disappears from the story for a bit, and we assume that she was subsequently assaulted; but then she reappears and nothing further is made of this possibility.)
The reactive character of Kemp, with his jackets and ties and neatly parted hair, gives Depp little to work with; and his conversion at the end into a Thompsonesque scourge of corporate villainy ("I put the bastards of this world on notice that I do not have their best interests at heart!") is awkwardly sudden. The movie collapses at the end, with a final scene of schlock-heroic overkill that Thompson himself would surely have yanked. You can almost hear his old-school roar: "Get me rewrite!" May he and the remainder of his work now rest in peace.
In Time
In Time is a sci-fi movie with an intriguing premise that's undone by an almost complete lack of visual style, and by plot puzzlements that don't pass muster even by sci-fi standards. The director, Andrew Niccol, previously wrote and directed such weird-science specials as Gattaca and S1m0ne, so you'd think he would know his way around this territory. He once did, certainly, but he appears to have forgotten.
The story is set in a world in which time has become a commodity worth more than money. Everyone has been engineered to live till the age of 25, at which point people must begin accruing time credits, indicated by neon-green digital readouts implanted in their arms, in order to go on living. When their arm clocks run out, they drop dead. The vast mass of proles live, literally, day-by-day, while the wealthy, ensconced in a luxurious district called New Greenwich (as opposed to, say, New Beverly Hills), have all the time in the world. Or most of it.
Justin Timberlake plays Will Salas, a young factory worker in the proletarian ghetto. In a bar one night, he meets a despondent rich kid named Henry Hamilton, who's 105 years old and tired of living, but still has 100 years of time left on his clock. After Will saves him from a gang of time bandits called Minutemen, Henry gratefully transfers all of his stored time to Will via a simple arm grip and then drops dead.
This unusually large time transaction rings bells at the headquarters of the Timekeepers, government functionaries charged with keeping the time market in balance. As the now time-rich Will sets off for New Greenwich to accost the fat cats there and "make them pay," a group of Timekeepers led by Raymond Leon (scary-eyed Cillian Murphy) is right on his tail.
Arriving in New Greenwich, Will enters a casino poker game and wins even more time from Philippe Weis (Vincent Kartheiser, of Mad Men), a mogul who has whole eons socked away in his corporate safe, the ill-gotten gains from a chain of time-lending banks that prey upon the time-poor. Will also encounters Weis's comely daughter, Sylvia (Amanda Seyfried). When Leon and his Timekeepers arrive on the scene, Will and Sylvia soon find themselves on the run. Much chasing ensues, right up to the movie's very silly conclusion.
The story is an attempted critique of "Darwinian capitalism," as it's called at one point. The fat cats' motto is, "For a few to live, many must die." And why is that? "Everyone can't live," says one character. "Where would we put them?" Okay, whatever—time is now a zero-sum enterprise, apparently. But how were arbitrary concepts like minutes, hours, months, and years rendered tangible? And by whom? None of this bears sustained thought.
There are other oddities. When one character is given a gift of 10 years' worth of time, instead of being deliriously happy, he cashes in nine years of it in order to drink himself to death (in the space of what seems to be about a week). Most annoyingly, there are tantalizing references to Will's father, now deceased, who caused much trouble for the Timekeepers many years before. What sort of trouble? To what effect? We never learn.
The movie has a dismal look—it seems to have been shot in a succession of bank lobbies. And Seyfried, who is usually cute in a fairly inarguable way, is fitted out here with a horrid red wig and ridiculously thick black eyeliner—she's less New Greenwich than New Trenton, and the director's insistence on this transformation is baffling. When Sylvia's father inevitably crows that "there's nothing I can't buy," you wonder why he hasn't splashed out on a spa day for his daughter.
Kurt Loder is a writer living in New York. His third book, a collection of film reviews called The Good, the Bad and the Godawful, will be out on November 8th from St. Martin's Press. Follow him on Twitter at kurt_loder.
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i'm traveling in tim right now!
No Homo?
THAT IS SUPPOSED TO SAY TIME...the e gets lost in the quantum flux.
Uh, "traveling in Tim" is way better, dude. Whose law is this again?
We have to work out a way to use "traveling in Tim" on Cavanaugh.
Or Tim traveling. Tim-traveling paradoxes.
Tim-gamboling? Timboling?
Morris Day and the Tim?
It's entropy that gives us the illusion that Tim moves in a certain direction.
Dr. Who rides around in a Tim machine shaped like a police box.
Michael J. Fox went back in Tim.
Some people keep Timpieces.
You're running out of Tim, ProL.
"Sex with animals?!? There's no Tim, man!"
A Timly posting, Episiarch.
Sorry, but I've got no Tim for your ravings.
We have all the Tim in the world, ProL.
And stop wasting my Tim.
A stitch in Tim saves, well, saves something.
Van Damme was a Timcop.
Zombie: Tim's a wastin'!
Cannibalism: We have plenty of Tim
Prophetic: Tim to die!
Apathy: Any Tim now!
Gluttony: There's never enough Tim!
There are some, who call me...Time.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, JW...you're breaking the pattern. Not this Tim, buddy.
Why no? I've got nothing but Tim on my hands.
I'm gonna need some Tim to think about what you're doing with your Tim.
Haha. That's gold, JW, gold!
Tim Has Come Today
Tim Is
Once Upon A Tim In The West
Tim After Tim
Nin?
HIS NAME'S NOT "DR. WHO," HE'S JUST "THE DOCTOR"!
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in Tim, like tears in rain. Tim to die."
One time, at band camp, I stuck a Tim in my pussy.
"Tim, tim, tim, see what's become of me
While I looked around
For my possibilities
I was so hard to please"
Genealogical: Tim is relative.
Promiscuous: Any place, any Tim
Sporty: Tim out!
Mime: Tim seems to stand still
It's these Timless pleasures that keep bringing me here.
No Tim Toulouse
I thought I was out of Tim, but I was actually on Tim.
damnit.
Sure liked that Gattaca.
Gattaca sucked, ProL. I'm not at all surprised In Time does too.
No, you suck!
I see your taste in movies parallels your taste in pizza. Thick, cheesy, and lacking any subtlety or elegance.
You disgust me!
I hope Gore Vidal murders you, too!
Gore Vidal? How thick, cheesy, and lacking any subtlety or elegance as an author to murder me. Now, B. S. Johnson on the other hand...
What?! Yes, he's insane and hasn't written anything decent in decades, but he's done some great work.
He may really murder you, by the way. I think he reads the comments section of this blog.
If he's not murdering me decades ago--say, around the time of Myra Breckinridge--then I don't want him.
If he were to murder me, I'd want it to be by beating me to death with a copy of Julian.
I liked Gattaca, and the cinematography was excellent as well.
Sure liked that Gattaca
Wasn't that the one where Al Pacino stands in front of the bank yelling, "Gattaca! Gattaca!"
Yep. He robs a bank, then goes to Titan to have relations with Uma Thurman, who cures him of the gay. Great flick. About the triumph of the bank robber spirit.
I would see that movie. You know, if Uma Thurman, circa 1998, can't cure you of The Gay, nothing can.
I'd make a film where I could transport poo from my bowls into someone else's by grabbing their arm. Lifespans will be measured in bowl movements.
The Green Mile #2
I was disappointed that Johnny Depp's character didn't get involved with a hot Puerto Rican woman, but instead got wrapped up in the one boringly pretty white girl. At least that's what it looks like by the trailer.
Sadly enough, it appears that without Hunter around to say "NO DEPP, FUCK NO. STOP!" The Rum Diary will end up a watered down tribute to what is quite an excellent novel.
It's Thompson's only published novel, since Prince Jellyfish has not been published, and I enjoyed it a lot.
The scene where -as Loder says-"the drunken Chenault is menaced by a group of sweaty dance-floor lugs" is pretty graphically explicit in the novel, and she basically carried away to an orgy/gang rape, from what the book tells you. I doubted they would be able to convey this in a movie in an accurate manner, so I'm not surprised at this review.
Too bad, the book is awesome.
Its been awhile, but I remember the book leaving that part pretty hazy. She gets all girls gone wild, then it gets out of control and then she's gone. It's highly suggested she's been through hell after he finds her again, but he specifically doesn't ask her about it.
What Gilliam film are they talking about? Was it "Tim Bandits"? That was the one where a bunch of midgets travel inter dimensionally and kidnap Cavanaugh as he is about to embark on his book tour, thus reducing the number of HnR stories in the summer of 2011 by a factor of two, wasn't it?
Ooh, good one. There's also Tim After Tim.
Also, Somewhere in Tim, though that's a bit maudlin.
Anybody see Depp in Out of Tim? It was shot in real Tim"..the movie length matched the elapsed tim to the second.
Anyway, it had nothing to do with Cavanaugh.
Wasn't there also a brief tv show, Rin Tim Tim?
Now you're just being silly!
That's stupid.
Ouch!
But you're right. I was off the rails.
A Tim to Kill?
Once Upon a Tim in America
At least half of these sound like gay porn titles. And why am I the first to mention that?
Maybe you should ask yourself that. NTTAWWT. It's OK, take your Tim.
According to protocol I would've expected this from SugarFree or Warty.
Tim to drink, I'm going to have a nice glass of white wine.
The Land Before Tim?
I fucking love Tim Bandits. Tim was really good in it as that little kid. Or was he playing one of the midgets?
Don't touch that! It's concentrated Evil!
It was the best of Tims, it was the worst of Tims.
You guys ever read Hawking's A Brief History of Tim.
It's about the universe and this guy that really hates the L.A. Times.
L.A. Tims
Goddammit all to hell!
Why am I always late to the party?
I swear to fucking God, if there were a daily fish wrap called the L.A. Tims filled exclusively with the writings of Cavanaugh, I would pay $1000 a year for the subscription.
I doubt Tim has the Tim to write something like that. Tim is money, after all.
Tim can make the fucking Tim, then.
Tim from one's abilities. Tim to one's needs.
Chung Mee: Speed is important in business. Tim is money.
Lawrence Bourne III: You said opium was money.
Chung Mee: Money is Money.
Lawrence Bourne III: Well then, what is Tim again?
A short story in one on my dad's old Playboy's (I want to say early 1970s) had the same premise as "In Time." A guy lives in a world where time is money, and is desperately trying to get more time after going on a bender and wildly over-tipping a call girl. Every time I see the "In Time" trailer, I wonder who holds the copyright to that story.
(Yes, I read the articles after I was done masterbating. I was that kind of a kid.)
TIM TMI
A long time ago, I remember seeing a low budget short film with the same premise of sorts - it started with a newborn in a grungy looking "temple" getting fitted with a clock on his arm - his time bank of life - that was also currency. The story tracked his life in spurts, with surrounding characters making bad decisions with their clock.
The minute I saw the trailer for "in Time" (not pun intended), I thought, "they're remaking that short film"
Anyone else remember this short film?
I'm very anxious to see Depp embody the good doctor again! Thompson influenced the past few generations with his invention of Gonzo Journalism. His work and antics will live on to influence even more generations to come. I paid tribute to Hunter S Thompson and his work with my portrait and article on my artist's blog at http://dregstudiosart.blogspot.....mpson.html
*barf*
best-known for his 1987 cult comedy Withnail & I,
For the life of me I can't decide if that was offered as honest commentary or withering put-down. Your best-known work is nearly a quarter century past? A cult comedy? That's as good as it ever got for you?
So Cyndi Lauper was singing about missing someone in that song, Tim After Tim? I thought it was about a three-way with two guys that had the same name.
Damn, this website is useful!
On a serious note, why did they change when we fall back? I was really looking forward to the Tim change this weekend.
Umm, didn't that happen back in about 2004 (?) when the oil price spiked. I believe this was the brilliant strategy by Congress to conserve energy.
DST doesn't "save" any energy. It promotes shopping.
I tried to read The Rum Diary once. I didn't make it.
why?
I knew as soon as I saw a commercial for this movie it was a bunch of anti-capitalism bullshit. I have zero interest in seeing it.
Ironically, that sort of population-control bullshit sounds more like progressive Malthusian logic. Also ironic is that the fucking home of the MPAA and RIAA makes a film about a dystopia rooted in government-enforced artificial scarcity. I'm tempted to pirate it (not something I do), just to make a point.
But you're right, there's no way I'm wasting money on this idiocy. If that makes me live a small bit longer and everyone involved die a small bit sooner, then so much the better.
Malthusian logic?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Rand apparently accepted a form of Malthusianism which held that we have too many philosophically undesirable people in the world. Just withdraw the energy supplies (Galt's motor, Ellis Wyatt's shale oil, Ken Dannager's coal) that sustain them, and the resulting die off will restore Earth to its Objectivist carrying capacity. ~Mark Plus
http://aynrandcontrahumannatur.....go_10.html
If somewhere out there, there's an abusive husband who will die if his abused wife leaves him, that motherfucker better get ready to die, 'cause if I can talk his wife into leaving him, I'm gonna.
And I will sleep the sleep of the angels, Mark Plus' puerile and immoral complaints notwithstanding.
Could I interest you in some capitalist bullshit?
Or are you a mooching parasite?
P.S. Eddie Willers didn't make it into capitalist heaven, and you won't either, evasive rotter, unless that net worth looks like Goldman's Sachs.
Your best-known work is nearly a quarter century past? A cult comedy? That's as good as it ever got for you?
But see, it's a good movie, and almost no one has ever made any of those. There are more astronauts than people who've made a movie that isn't shit. Those very few people are amazing successes.
Emphasis.
"But how were arbitrary concepts like minutes, hours, months, and years rendered tangible? And by whom?"
Ridiculous! Next thing some sci-fi writer is going to suggest that people could get *paid* by the hour!