Higher Education Fire Sale: Enroll Now and Save 66 Percent on Tuition!
Private college, two-thirds off if you act now! Call 1-888-CHEEPSKOOL!
Starting next year, Seton Hall University will try to ease that follow-up blow for early applicants with strong academic credentials, giving them two-thirds off the regular sticker price for tuition, a discount of some $21,000. For New Jersey residents, who constitute about 70 percent of Seton Hall's undergraduates, that would make the cost equivalent to that of Rutgers University, the state's flagship public institution; for those from out of state, the private school would be much cheaper than the public one.
National experts on admissions and financial aid said the policy was the first of its kind.
But not the last.
As the higher education bubble bursts, more schools are likely to consider competing on price, but the ever-increasing federal education subsidy will force prices to stay artificially high. Sound familiar?
Reason.tv on the case against (price-inflating) college entitlements:
Via Instapundit.
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My first year tuition at Kansas was $172.50
Damn, my business law textbook cost more than that.
Of course, that was back when a dollar was worth something.
My first year tuition at Johns Hopkins was $30,000. Twenty years ago.
Is that just tuition? Seems awfully expensive, I started MIT about 5 years after you started at Johns Hopkins and I'm pretty sure they hadn't broken $25k a year yet.
Hopkins has a hookers and blow option.
Then we should all have that option! It is our RIGHT!
Only at private schools.
At the time, it also covered room and board (I think), but only for freshman year. After that, you had to get your own accommodations, yet the tuition stayed the same.
Your own "accommodations." For "accommodating" your needs.
I moved into The Carlyle. It worked for me, especially the central AC.
Huh. With its own whoremen manning the door.
My first year tuition at Johns Hopkins was $30,000. Twenty years ago.
Epi, you're older than me? I thought you were in your twenties.
I only look like I'm in my twenties. And act like it. But I can't be older than you, because no matter how technically old you are, you're an old man at heart, Commodore.
Wow...Epi older than Tulpa does not compute. Is counseling available for traumatized H&R commenters?
Yes, for $200/hour...the doctor is IN.
What he failed to mention is that he was 45 yrs old his freshman year at Johns Hopkins. Change of career.
Enjoying that senior citizen discount at the Sizzler, you fucking parasite?
The only thing more insulting than you calling me old is you implying that I would eat at Sizzler.
No age just ain't a gauge/I like my girls like my cheese
Preferably for me fat-free American singles only
I want my next chick anorexic, the winner is the thinner/
Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner
Like Sizzler, she got a beef we'll chew the fat/
If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap
I hear taste is one of the first faculties to diminish in the elderly, so it wouldn't suprise me at all if you ate at Sizzler.
Don't feel bad though; I'm already incontinent, and I'm only in my late 20s.
Hold on there, hoss. When in college, I'd take my coupon for a $5.00 steak (with unlimited salad and potato bar) and feast. The steak was tiny, but the potato and salad were okay and endless.
Phunk Junkies? Wow, been a while since I heard that one. Top hat tip to Epi for the waltz down memory lane.
Opps, I'm lame. That's BHG.
Like Aston Kutcher says, you say old, I say experienced.
Dude, quoting Kutcher is not anything you want to do if you don't want to sound old, or like a retard.
PUNK'D
Speaking of Ashton, I hope he did fuck that Sara Leal chick.
What the fuck? Who knew?
I can't believe that Tulpa is younger than 50. Who knew?
I don't smell a day over 45.
My in-state tuition at Appalachian State was $400 in 1986.
My out-of-state tuition at Georgia Tech was ~$5200 in 1987. ($1700 and change per quarter)
I was just in Boone a few months ago. Nice location.
It was a great place to study physics. Dark Sky Observatory drew a number of excellent astrophysicists and many of the faculty also consulted at Oak Ridge. Makes me wish I'd found a way to use my physics degree.
Oh, and Football. Can you hear me Michigan?
You guys are making me feel young.
They're already competing on price, nitwit.
If I was a diabolical political genius, I might just do this:
(1) Set up a program that results in millions of people with large non-dischargeable student loans.
(2) Engineer a takeover of the entire student loan industry, in, say, a health care bill, so that the government now controls the large non-dischargeable debt of millions of people.
(3) Use that control to buy votes by, say, writing down loans, making them dischargeable, etc.
(4) As a happy coincidence, the loan program drive up the price of school so much that no one can afford it without government help - more dependency, more votes bought.
Externalities!!!!!
I might also:
(5) Set up a program that results in millions of people having non-dischargeable weapons.
Yep, this happened to me. When I started Law School I was getting my (subsidized admittedly) loans from Chase and by the time I graduated they magically were all transferred to the Federal Government.
They are welcome to try to buy my vote if they want though. I'll just take the benefit and they can still go fuck themselves.
back In those we didn't have price supports student loans.
If elected, I will not rest until every American can and does enroll in graduate school.
Oh, boy, another right!
I can top that. Everyone who graduates or has graduated from elementary school now has a bachelor's degree. Everyone with a high school diploma now has the graduate degree of his or her choice.
Everyone with a degree from UTI has a UTI
I'm glad I'm not the only person who constantly makes that joke.
I hope the higher ed bubble fully pops in the next 3 years - before my kids get there.
The best way to pop the higher education bubble is to hire high school graduates who never went to college. I'm considering incorporating this autumn and using that as my business model.
Hopefully you aren't opening a hospital or designing nuclear power plants.
My employer require a degree for many jobs where it is completely unnecessary.
Well, assuming you can hire them for less money and their performance is roughly equal to that of a college graduate, you should make more money.
The only problem I can imagine is if this a very service based industry and the customers for that service expect someone with that piece of paper, then that hiring approach might not work.
Can't we just hire Mexicans?
Come to think of it, that's McDonald's and Walmart's business model. No wonder liberals hate them. Liberals want colleges and unions to have a duopoly on providing career paths to young adults.
Who gives a shit about saving on tuition, that's not where the money is anymore. Now 90% of the cost of college is in the fees they tack on.
Fees that are often not covered in prepaid plans, either.
Government is, by and large, a big scam.
This first of its in the country thing doesn't make much sense to me. My was was accepted by (but did not go to) St. Rose in Albany. Anyone who had a 3.4 GPA and 1240 on SATs were automatically given a scholarship of $14,000. Tuition was somewhere in the $24-25K range. What is the difference?
two-thirds off if you act now
Only two thirds off? And then they're gonna quit? What's this, a joke? I just wanna get off. All the way off.