GOP Ponzi McTea Party Debate Open Thread!

Who will have the courage to point out that Social Security is not a Ponzi scheme–it's worse? Who will, at long last, denounce the Wolfstream Media? Who will make the most awkward reference to those freedom-loving fighter-patriots from the Bostons? Which Reason staffer will most disgrace him/herself on Twitter? And which commenter will propose the best drinking game? HAVE AT IT!