Watch Matt Welch and Ann Coulter Talk About Post-9/11 Policies on Stossel Tonight at 10 PM ET

Tonight, Fox Business Network's great weekly show Stossel features yours truly discussing post-9/11 war and homeland security with none other than Ann Coulter. If for some reason you miss the excitement, tune in again either Saturday or Sunday at 9 PM and midnight ET.

Here is John Stossel's recent column about 9/11. Here is mine.

Comments

[pagal]

I actually think that Ann Coulter would be fun to hang out with. I disagree with her about lots of things and I don't care for her rhetoric, but she has a pretty good sense of humor.

Also, when she turns sideways, she completely disappears, which is pretty cool.

[SIV]

On the plus side Ann really likes the Ramones. On the down side Ann really likes The Greatful Dead.

[sloopyinca]

Why would you list liking The Ramones as a positive?

[Paul]

Compared to the Greatful Dead, anything's a positive.

[Warren]

The Greatful Dead in the 70's and early 80's were a high water mark of American culture.

If you never dropped acid at a Dead show you have no credentials to speak on the matter.

[dunphy]

sweet. something else we can disagree on.

love the ramones. seeing them in concert was a musical highlight, and i have probably seen over 200 concerts.

[Max]

Great! You both look like rodents. It will be the Rat and Ferret show.

[sloopyinca]

I wouldnt fuck Ann Coulter with SugarFree's dick.*

*That's for calling me Sloppy earlier today.

[Dempy]

I don't get FBN, so PLEASE post the video on H&R.

[Fist of Etiquette]

I don't understand Fox Business Network, either. They're a business channel, but I've seen them show ads targeting children. What's up with that?

[Dempy]

Indeed

[Eduard van Haalen]

"If your parents don't get you the Ayn Rand action figure, they really don't love you."

[Pro Libertate]

Children need to start investing early.

[dunphy]

true dat. my grandfather started DCA'ing into an account for me when i was 14.

[Tulpa]

Ann Coulter was full of praise for Ron Paul's performance at the debate on the Lou Dobbs show today. I was floored.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Team Stossel... assemble.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Welch's tie is askew. Were Matt and Ann making out before air time?

[Bee Tagger]

Are Stossel's lips especially red tonight? Was he making out with Ann before air time?

[Bee Tagger]

I see Ann Coulter is just wearing a top tonight and nothing else.

[Fist of Etiquette]

It's killing Coulter to have to sit there in silence for this long.

[Bee Tagger]

Is Welch a victim of the lazy man's tie knot? I ask because I'm a victim myself often. It's horrible with certain fabric ties.

[Bee Tagger]

Ann Coulter has to be a vampire. I have no other way of explaining her complete lack of a need to breathe.

[Bee Tagger]

Ann Coulter hasn't read Reason's Halloween issue.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Ann is magnanimous.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Coulter and Welch are agreeing on too much. Stossel should have had a third, liberal guest.

[Bee Tagger]

Shorter Stossel: He raped me, but he was smiling!

[Fist of Etiquette]

Ann out-libertarianed Matt. My new hero.

[Bee Tagger]

Does Ann Coulter ever stop trying to be shocking? It's so boring at this point.

[Fist of Etiquette]

I disagree. I could have watched an entire show with Welch and Coulter answering the Stoss's questions. Or maybe driving around the country together solving crimes.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Torture those torture-detractors until they agree with torture.

[Bee Tagger]

Stossel better play some Muslimgauze leading into this Muslim discussion.

[Fist of Etiquette]

PCMatic guy's wife is out catting around on him.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Either murder us or mug for a camera.

[Bee Tagger]

Ooooo, religious texts out of context.

[Bee Tagger]

Look, muslims are just like jews: casual.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Freedom-friendly passages of the Koran = booooooooooo-ringggggggg.

[Bee Tagger]

Irshad is about 3 words away from snapping her fingers in a z-pattern.

[Fist of Etiquette]

They're gettin' it from Sean Hannity.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Her book before that one? How Allah Got His Groove Back.

[Bee Tagger]

Did someone accidentally tell Irshad that she's playing a Muslim analyst in an improv class?

[Fist of Etiquette]

The Constant Guardian.

[Bee Tagger]

Irshad is wearing Michelle Bachmann's eyes for tonight's show.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Coulter is so going to waterboard Irshad in the greenroom during the next commercial break.

[Bee Tagger]

John's (the commenter, not the giant scissorsist) pants just tightened.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Sinise's charity work is going to be starring with Nicolas Cage in Snake Eyes, isn't it?

[Fist of Etiquette]

Geez, I thought the Stoss was going to spit when he was talking about making money there.

[Bee Tagger]

Gary Sinise, sensing the impending apocalypse, began the journey to Las Vegas as though directed there by an other-worldly being.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Best known as Lt. Dan, Stossel. Who's kidding who here?

[Bee Tagger]

Stossel figures retelling the plot of Forrest Gump will ultimately be better than watching Ann Coulter's hair talk uncomfortably close to Welch's face.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Ooo, Hollywood gotcha question for Gary.

[Fist of Etiquette]

I don't want my financial adviser glamoring me.

[Bee Tagger]

Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Lt. Dan band?

[Bee Tagger]

Good, Bill OReilly brought his smug smirk with him.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Holy shit, Papa Bear.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Does O'Liarly have a lazy eye?

[Bee Tagger]

Bill OReilly: 50 jobs killed or murdered

[Fist of Etiquette]

I was hoping the O'Reilly clip was going to be him blowing up on the set of Entertainment Tonight or whatever it was.

[Bee Tagger]

Mr. OReilly, my "I'm with Pinhead" t-shirt shrunk when I washed it in cold water and hand-dried it. MAKE A PHONE CALL ABOUT THIS!

[Fist of Etiquette]

Things White People Like tell us that Clooney likes "awareness" rather than actually doing something.

[Bee Tagger]

Nancy Kerrigan's efforts cut out at the knees.

[Fist of Etiquette]

O'Reilly is trying to force Stossel to make a phone call to the IRS.

[Bee Tagger]

Stossel has to be getting high during commercial breaks. Do you see his eyes?

[Fist of Etiquette]

Stossel has been putting together bureaucracies for decades?

[Fist of Etiquette]

Fred Thompson is trying to get geezers into reverse mortgages about as effectively as he did getting them to vote for him.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Kucinich's opinion blinks 12:00 when we get to civil liberties.

[Bee Tagger]

I wonder if Kucinich will slip and cite Khadafi when making an argument.

[Bee Tagger]

Yikes, even worse. He considers Harry Reid a friend.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Kucinich hates something associated with the word "patriot", stop the presses.

[Fist of Etiquette]

You want Carl Monday looking at your library records, Stossel?

[Bee Tagger]

You Jackin' It?

[Fist of Etiquette]

Harry Reid: Stupid or Sinister?

[Fist of Etiquette]

Spoiler alert on Melville, Stossel.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Say it, John. 9/11 was an inside job.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Also, the green should have been between yellow and blue.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Tom Daschle says many things that should be ridiculed.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Look on the bright side, the shampoo bottle is 25% explosive empty.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Aim higher. Let's stop failing.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Team Stossel Liveblog. Never remember.

[Bee Tagger]

Oooo. Karl Rove talking about 9/11. Following that show, John Edward will communicate with the spirit of Hitler to discuss the feeling on the ground during the Holocaust.

[Clich? Bandit]

You two need a to tzake a vacation together.

[Warren]

1 Ann Coulter is a fucking cunt and it's always a mistake to speak civilly to her.

2. OH FOR FUCKS SAKE. Seriously? None of you ignoramuses know the difference between the Milgram Experiment and the Stanford Prison Experiment.

[jdb79]

"None of you ignoramuses know the difference between the Milgram Experiment and the Stanford Prison Experiment."

This, a thousand times this. These two experiments should be fundamental knowledge for first-year libertarians & anarchists.

[ball mill]

I actually think that Ann Coulter would be fun to hang out with. I disagree with her about lots of things and I don't care for her rhetoric, but she has a pretty good sense of humor.