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Politics

Lessons from Norway's Horror

Don't use a tragedy to score partisan points.

Gene Healy | 7.26.2011 1:30 PM

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I've never been a fan of waiting periods for gun purchases, but I'm warming to the idea of a pundit's "Brady Bill." Some political commentators could use a (voluntary) "cooling-off" period before they start using mass murder to score partisan points.

That could have saved Jennifer Rubin, The Washington Post's neoconservative blogger, some embarrassment over the weekend.

On Friday, before much was known about the horrific car-bombing and mass-shooting in Norway, she used the tragedy to argue against modest cuts to the Pentagon's budget. Trimming the Defense Department's budget—which accounts for nearly half the world's military spending—would be "very rash … curbing our ability to defend the United States and our allies in a very dangerous world." The slaughter in Norway was, she wrote, "a sobering reminder for those who think it's too expensive to wage a war against jihadists."

Actually, it's a sobering reminder to think before you post. Even if Rubin had been right about who carried out the attacks, her argument was a crashing non sequitur, unless you think the United States needs new aircraft carriers to stop car bombings in Oslo.

As it turned out, the murderer was a native Norwegian, a European nationalist with "fiercely anti-Islamic and pro-Israel views," according to the Jerusalem Post. Whoops!

Yet some of the lefties who ridiculed Rubin this weekend, like the Center for American Progress' Matt Yglesias, had itchy Twitter fingers in the immediate aftermath of Jared Loughner's rampage in Tucson last January. Without the slightest evidence, Yglesias and others pointed to a graphic on Sarah Palin's website—an electoral map with cross hairs—as a possible incitement for Loughner to shoot Rep. Gabrielle Giffords (D-Ariz.).

In this case, The New Republic waited three whole days before publishing a piece indicting "the anti-Islamic ideology that has been spreading like a poison throughout European political culture for at least a decade."

At this writing, Norwegian authorities haven't yet ruled out the possibility that Breivik had some collaborators. But whether he's a lone nut or one of several, the dark night of fascism hardly seems likely to descend across Europe because of a "climate of hate" fostered by European voters who have concerns about immigration from Muslim countries.

I haven't yet waded through Breivik's entire 1,500-page online magnum opus (the length itself is a good indication of megalomania—as is the fact that sections of it are cut-and-pasted from the Unabomber's manifesto). The American Conservative's Daniel McCarthy calls it "a plagiarized jumble of nationalism, positivism, Christian symbolism, Unabomber-ism, neoconism, etc. Sound and fury," likely signifying … not much. It's likely that the only worthwhile political lesson to be gleaned from the horror of 7/22 is that Norway ought to consider having a longer maximum prison sentence than 21 years.

In general, invoking the ideological meanderings of psychopaths is a stalking horse for narrowing permissible dissent. Former New York Times columnist Frank Rich provided a classic in the genre with his February 2010 piece "The Axis of the Obsessed and Deranged," in which he railed against the dangerous climate of anti-government rhetoric and warned that a "tax protester" who flew a plane into an Internal Revenue Service building in February may be a dark harbinger of Tea Party terrorism to come. (No such luck, Frank.)

But blaming Sarah Palin for Jared Loughner, or Al Gore for the Unabomber makes about as much sense as blaming Martin Scorsese and Jodie Foster for inciting John Hinckley. There's little to be learned from the acts of "the obsessed and deranged." But these incidents ought to teach us not to use tragedy to score partisan points.

Gene Healy is a vice president at the Cato Institute and author of The Cult of the Presidency: America's Dangerous Devotion to Executive Power (Cato 2008). He is a columnist at the Washington Examiner, where this article originally appeared. Click here to read it at that site.

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  1. cw   14 years ago

    Trimming the Defense Department's budget?which accounts for nearly half the world's military spending?would be "very rash ... curbing our ability to defend the United States and our allies in a very dangerous world." The slaughter in Norway was, she wrote, "a sobering reminder for those who think it's too expensive to wage a war against jihadists."

    So, the hundreds of billions (or is it trillions?) the U.S. has spent in the past decade on the WOT hasn't been "enough" to stop jihadists? This sounds just like leftists claiming we need to spend "MOAR!" on social welfare.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder   14 years ago

      It is just like it. The military is a Republican welfare jobs program

      1. MrGuy   14 years ago

        Joining an organization where you not only work more hours, but put your life in danger is the EXACT OPPOSITE of the meaning 'welfare'. Fucking idiot.

        1. hk   13 years ago

          Joining an organization that ends up killing (unintentionally) millions of civilians in order to prop up questionable rebels, is not honorable either.

  2. GILMORE   14 years ago

    "It would be rash to question the irresponsible way we pay for our nation's defence, nickel and diming actual war-fighting humans, and pouring billions into contracts that send money back to our home states, usually for programs that bear no relation to our current conflicts, run far over budget, and are often concelled before they ever mature"

    Jennifer Rubin is a @*($@) idiot.

    And a soulless-cunt to boot, piggybacking this kind of B.S. on ... a mass shooting of Norweigan teenagers? Is the appropriate guard against that sort of thing a revitalization of the Raptor program? Another aircraft carrier? Advanced cruise missle technology?

    Rot in hell lady.

    1. Nice   14 years ago

      Jennifer Rubin is a @*($@) idiot. And a soulless-cunt to boot. Rot in hell lady.

      Well. What more can be said?

    2. Jim   14 years ago

      Just curious: What was the rationale behind self-censoring "@*($@)" but spelling out "cunt"?

      1. GILMORE   14 years ago

        My approach to vulgarity is pretty random. Influenced by writers like Mailer and William S Burroughs. I think there's an appropriate place to put the real thing, and other times you pull your punches. Its a inexplicable style issue. Perhaps one day when I get my English PhD I'll do a thesis on the relative value of real vs. simulacra vulgarity. Right now I'm still experimenting.

        1. GILMORE   14 years ago

          On reflection, there's two versions of vulgarity that come to mind - qualifiers, like =

          "fucking horrible"

          where all you're doing is using 'bad words' to make regular words more potent...

          versus, using bad words as Nouns, like =

          "Glen Beck is a Cockbreath"

          Very definitive, and specific. The qualifiers can be neutralized... we don't need to hear 'fuckin this, fuckin that....shit man, this shit I was fucking dealing with was fucking crazy shit".... it doesn't say anything specific.

          Whereas, you call someone a Cunt. You know what you're saying, and you're committing to a very specific condemnation that carries weight. Just being vulgar is useless and bad writing. Using the "worst words" well is maybe a hard trick. But its worth looking into.

          Thanks for asking. I had not thought about it that much before. But I do often neutralize the inessential stuff (but not always), and often emphasize the *really bad* as much as possible when I say things. It makes me more self-aware.

  3. Pip   14 years ago

    He looks a lot like Jummy Fallon.

    1. SugarFree   14 years ago

      The blandanity of evil.

    2. rst   14 years ago

      I was thinking more like a young Chevy Chase.

    3. Episiarch   14 years ago

      This guy may be a mass murderer, but he's not that evil.

      1. Whoopi   14 years ago

        I know it wasn't murder-murder. It was something else but I don't believe it was murder-murder.

        1. Mainer   14 years ago

          Whoopi has my eternal contempt for the "rape-rape" comment, so it's nice to see others remember her amoral comment as well.

    4. JW   14 years ago

      You have to admire a genocidal maniac with a good head-shot collection.

      1. T   14 years ago

        BOOM! Headshot!

        Or did you mean something else?

        1. FPS Doug   14 years ago

          I can dance all day!

    5. Almanian   14 years ago

      No, no, more like that Brit actor, Bruce Payne. There's another actor I'm thinking of, too, but can't place his name...damned feeble old memory...

      http://www.google.com/search?q.....d=0CB8QsAQ

      1. JW   14 years ago

        Michael York?

        1. Solanum   14 years ago

          Maybe he thought the campers were runners.

      2. PR   14 years ago

        Duchovny

    6. Kristen   14 years ago

      Nope - Julian Sands

  4. Joe M   14 years ago

    Just wanted to say that this article confirmed every belief I already held.

  5. Commenter from this morning   14 years ago

    What we should really focus on is how creepy it is to have political summer camps.

    Yeah it sucks that people died, but the really scary part is that there was a Labour Party camp to begin with.

    I'm not blaming the victim or being a tremendous asshole by going through this just days after the murders, just sayin'.

    1. cw   14 years ago

      That's crossed my mind, too. What better way to indoctrinate youth than to put them in a summer camp directed by the ruling Norwegian political party? Really creepy, if you ask me.

      I read they had "anti-racism" courses there. Gee, it's like the Nords just beg for everyone to see how tolerant, diverse, and "with it" they are.

      1. Zuo   14 years ago

        Nords are notoriously racist. Especially against redguard iirc.

      2. Commenter from this morning   14 years ago

        I think you need to adjust your sarcasm detector.

        I was implying that it is terribly asshole-ish to start in on the camps being creepy within days of the massacre, and is every bit as much an attempt at scoring political points as the leftists blaming tea partiers for the AZ shooting, yet that is exactly what so many were doing in the "morning links".

        1. highnumber   14 years ago

          Cftm:
          You overestimated your audience.

        2. Zuo   14 years ago

          What, you don't think political party youth camps are creepy? It's not trying to score points. Nobody is blaming it. It just sounds so alien and 1930s authoritarian chic to Americans. It's really that simple. I can guarantee you if it was a (euro-style) right wing political youth camp we'd all have the same reaction. Probably even stronger.

          1. Fartriloquist   14 years ago

            I think the whole concept of summer camps is creepy. I went unwillingly to Boy Scout camp for a week one summer, and though I did have some fun (mass king-of-the-hill battles, some canoeing) I could have had just as much fun at home with people I actually liked.

            After I became a parent, I remembered all that and let my son go to Space Camp in Huntsville, but only at his insistence. I never pulled the old "look what a surprise I have for you!" scam like the women that raised me did.

            1. Pip   14 years ago

              "the women that raised me did."

              Not to be funny, but were you raised by a lesbian couple?

              1. Fartriloquist   14 years ago

                Nah, just a widowed mother, aunts, and grannies (some more than others). Father died young, in 1962.

        3. cw   14 years ago

          I got that right after I posted. Guess he's right about thinking before you post.

        4. sloopyinca   14 years ago

          I think your sarcasm detector meter misread his sarcastic reply.

          IOW, he was reiterating what you said. I think. Shit. Perhaps my meters are all calibrated wrong.

          Never mind. Move along.

        5. cw   14 years ago

          But still, I'm commenting on something that hasn't been commented about much at all. The tragedy itself has been reported, viewed, and wept over practically everywhere in the world. It just struck me as odd when I read the island was a political youth camp.

          1. Jim   14 years ago

            I just went and checked out the Morning Links, and I see what the OP was talking about. You say it hasn't been commented on much at all, but it really was this morning (here, not in the MSM).

        6. CrackertyAssCracker   14 years ago

          I don't see how one is supposed to score political points by pointing out that it's creepy to send your kid to a camp run by a political party.

          Sure, it's incredibly insensitive, given that a bunch of people died. But if it's supposed to score political points, it's not working on me. And I don't even know whats not working, becuase I just don't get it all.

          1. Jim   14 years ago

            Remember, few people are actually libertarians, and think things through using our frame of reference. We can think something is bad and still not oppose people doing it.

            A message which is intended for a mass audience would be structured to make sense to them. And it really sounds like by saying that something is "creepy", you're downplaying how awful the shootings were, because they were done against an institution which, in and of itself, is "wrong".

            Plus, the 9/12 project endorses and assists with "patriot camps", which are supposed to educate children about the founders, history of the constitution, etc. While not overtly tied to a political party, if GB is the driving force behind the 9/12 project, and it's that project which is setting up the camps, it's hard to believe that there wouldn't be a political bent to the material.

            Sure, it may be a bent a libertarian would be more likely to agree with, but if that's the comeback (as it is in the comments on a few other sites), then the statement needs to be amended from "political youth camps are creepy" to "liberal political youth camps are creepy, but conservative ones are great".

        7. The One Great Scorer   14 years ago

          Let's wrap this up: It was way fuckin' creepy.

      3. Zuo   14 years ago

        Nords are racist against redguard, are they not?

        1. Joe M   14 years ago

          And don't get me started on the dunmer.

          1. cw   14 years ago

            I don't think they care for Imperials that much, either.

            1. Ska   14 years ago

              Why would anyone? Their stat bonuses and racial abilities make them blander than their appearance.

              Hey Skyrim, do something about the fact that every person in Cyrodil is HIDEOUS.

              1. Amakudari   14 years ago

                They are.

            2.   14 years ago

              Nerds, the lot of you....

            3. Jon Schaffer`s Right Hand   14 years ago

              My life is so over when Skyrim comes out. I am seriously considering taking a staycation.

              Also, even though I should be most attracted to the Nords as part of my slavish adherence to all things viking related, I can't help but have way more fun playing Dunmer for some reason.

              1. cw   14 years ago

                That's why I'm avoiding it...I don't want to lose my wife and my job.

      4. Devil's Advocate   14 years ago

        To make matters worse, apparently they had one unarmed security guard on duty there. I also read a story detailing how even the cops there have to keep their guns locked away and unloaded, and that they need permission from supervisors before they can take them out and load them (individuals also need to keep their guns locked away, and there is no concealed carry). Clearly nobody but this psycho is responsible for the rampage, but the incompetent response by law enforcement certainly increased the death toll.

        1. It's true what they say   14 years ago

          "When seconds count, the cops are only minutes (or, in this case, hours) away."

        2. Jon Schaffer`s Right Hand   14 years ago

          Clearly if they had even tighter gun control, this tragedy could not have occurred.

          I hereby propose banning all projectile weaponry, and all things which are sharp, and all things which could be made sharp, as well as blunt things heavy enough to hurt someone.

        3. Amakudari   14 years ago

          It's still somewhat strange. After the Munich Massacre, I thought Europe got its shit together with counter-terrorism special forces. Yet, this happened 20 miles away from Norway's largest city, and it took them 90 minutes to get there? And it happened a good while after a bombing in Oslo, when they should have assembled such teams to be ready to respond.

          Oh, and apparently part of the problem was that they were rejecting calls not related to the bombing.

          It's not even like this is a 9/11-type catastrophe, where it's hard to manage because no one realized something like that could happen. This was just like any other car-bombing or mass shooting.

          Hopefully, before people go overboard in asking which political views caused 68 deaths, they try and figure out what part of it could have been prevented were it not for law enforcement incompetence.

    2. Almanian   14 years ago

      You know who else liked to put young 'uns in camps...

      1. R C Dean   14 years ago

        FDR?

        1. cynical   14 years ago

          BSA

          1. MiNGe   14 years ago

            JOOS?

    3. affenkopf   14 years ago

      The people at these camps where in their teens not children. Also: There are tea party summer caps for ages 8-12 in the US.

    4. Hyena   14 years ago

      No, the scary part is that Norwegian political parties have heavily organized "youth wings".

  6. Old Mexican   14 years ago

    Even if Rubin had been right about who carried out the attacks, her argument was a crashing non sequitur, unless you think the United States needs new aircraft carriers to stop car bombings in Oslo.

    Unfortunately, Mr. Healey, most neo-cons think that this is so: The US has to have a mighty [pick one: Armada, Army, Air Force] to stop individual and random bombings and killings.

    1. cw   14 years ago

      Anywhere in the world (or in outer space).

    2. BakedPenguin   14 years ago

      Which is just friggin' irrational. The idea that a large army can do anything against random, dispersed attacks planned by individuals or small groups is delusional.

      1. CE   14 years ago

        It can incite more of them.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder   14 years ago

      Aircraft carriers are state welfare, that's all. Just witness the kerfuffle over moving one carrier to Florida for proof of that.

  7. highnumber   14 years ago

    Great bit from the Village Voice that also gets some digs in at Jennifer Rubin:

    It would be sensible for conservatives to point out that, while they and Breivik share some views, they do not support mass murder as a means of promoting them, which is a large difference.

    hier

    1. sloopyinca   14 years ago

      I'm no Team Red shill, but I think it pretty pathetic of the Village Voice to throw "while they and Brevik share some views." Pretty classless and unnecessary dig, if you ask me.

      I doubt it would be hard for them to find a few views he shares with Team Blue, yet that is conspicuously absent from their narrative.

      Jesus tap-dancing Christ. Even in an article condemning using a tragedy to score cheap political points, the Village Voice goes for a cheap political point. Cocksuckers!

      1. Episiarch   14 years ago

        Uh...they're partisans. Of course they can't help but do it.

        1. OO   14 years ago

          its an opinion piece. the vv doesnt pretend to be anything other than progressive and certainly not "fair n balanced".

      2. T   14 years ago

        Good thing all those "You know who else..." jokes weren't ridiculing an actual tendency or anything, in addition to the implied Godwin.

      3. highnumber   14 years ago

        They DO share some views. Gates of Vienna and Atlas Shrugs were totally this guy's milieu.

      4. CrackertyAssCracker   14 years ago

        All statists should use this opportunity to publicly apoligize for what their fellow statist did here. Failure to do so implies consent.

      5. Hyena   14 years ago

        Not really, a number of famous conservatives--Daniel Pipes and Mark Steyn among them--are specifically credited with warning about the impending Islamification of Europe.

    2. affenkopf   14 years ago

      Well, most conservatives do in fact support mass murder so the VV comment is wrong.

  8. Eric Cartman   14 years ago

    What is the difference between the Labor party of today and the Workers party of lore?

    1. affenkopf   14 years ago

      Which Workers party? It's not like there was only ever one.

      1. Eric Cartman   14 years ago

        The one of lore mutherfucker. Lore.

  9. Episiarch   14 years ago

    Expecting partisan fucks to stop trying to score political points from tragedies is like expecting them to stop breathing. It's what they are and what they do. The only up side is that they do it so relentlessly at this point that they cause burnout and no one listens any more.

    1. Boy who cried "Wolf"   14 years ago

      You can't be serious.

      1. Nancy Pelosi   14 years ago

        Are you serious?

    2. Nice   14 years ago

      Says the "individualist-anarchist" who does not even recognize the branch of philosophy called "politics."

    3. Warty   14 years ago

      Hear that, dude? DOUBLEPWND

      1. SugarFree   14 years ago

        Forsooth, truly did he suffer greatly at the hands of the anonopwn!

        1. Episiarch   14 years ago

          I feel so PWND! I have been put in my place, that's for sure. I'll never comment again!

          1. Episiarch   14 years ago

            I lied!

            1. Wicked Witch of the Rectal   14 years ago

              Oh, I'll make sure you stayed PWN'D this time, my pretty!

            2. Warty   14 years ago

              Remember when I said I would PWN you last?

              1. Episiarch   14 years ago

                You lied?

  10. O2   14 years ago

    wonder if this psycho had extended mags like loughner ?

    1. Almanian   14 years ago

      I think he got his mags at Great Clips...

      *runs away*

      1. Every Gun Pedant Everywhere   14 years ago

        Clips ?!

        1. Jon Schaffer`s Right Hand   14 years ago

          It's OK man. He meant stripper clips, like for an SKS.

    2. OO   14 years ago

      doesnt matter if he had a crew-serviced, belt-fed MG. they's all be dead anyway!?

  11. Almanian   14 years ago

    Don't use a tragedy to score partisan points.

    Well...shit! What's the fun in THAT?! It's positively UNAMERICAN NOT to score political points on the back on any tragedy!

    Jesus...get with the program, Healy. Team Red or Team Blue - no mercy, no quarter!! Those are the only choices in this bifurcated world!

    /Victor Hugo

    1. db   14 years ago

      That's right. In today's United States politics, you pick your cock and then you suck it.

  12. Gibby   14 years ago

    This is great!

    Little Woman Owns Creepy Elevator Guy

    http://www.break.com/index/lit.....r-guy.html

    1. Warty   14 years ago

      What the fuck was he trying to do? Whatever it was, it was highly ineffective.

    2. Warty   14 years ago

      This one is also fun. Watch the big dude flail around in terror after the BJJ kid takes his back.

    3. Mainer   14 years ago

      Wow. I love when he's trying to get away, and she drags HIM back into the elevator.

    4. ZG   14 years ago

      That's a hard one to understand. Is Little Woman wearing a marshal arts outfit?

      I took an otherwise enjoyable Tai Kwon Do class a few years back. Part of the training involved getting small people to equalize themselves against larger opponents. In a sparing exercise a 5' gal just kicked me in the nuts before the instructor said 'go'.

      1. Brett L   14 years ago

        I guess she understood the lesson.

  13. Tony   14 years ago

    What's absolutely clear is that people who perpetuate and give the veneer of legitimacy to antigovernment sentiments are in no way responsible for any crazies who take it to heart.

    1. Almanian Bot   14 years ago

      That makes no sense at all when you think about it dude! LOL!

    2. Joe M   14 years ago

      Keep trying, Tony, you may catch one yet.

    3. cynical   14 years ago

      Certainly no more so than those within government who fuck with people on a regular basis and assume that no one will react with violence.

      1. Tony   14 years ago

        But it's never the right people reacting violently in the right way. I mean that. Bad government always brings out the right-wing crazies, whose agents in government are responsible for it working poorly. It's a vicious cycle of crazy.

        1. juris imprudent   14 years ago

          So in your opinion the Unabomber was a right-winger?

          1. Anonymous   14 years ago

            Let me check my Lenin 8-ball...

            Yep.

        2. nekoxgirl   14 years ago

          Is the government of Norway right-wing?

          1. AA   14 years ago

            Yup, he that question coming with his attempt at blaming the other side again. Tony, you're getting more pathetic every post.

    4. Mr. FIFY   14 years ago

      What about anti-government left-wingers, Tony? You know they exist as well.

      Or do you give them a pass when they throw bricks and set shit on fire at G8 summits, or burn down houses or drive railroad spikes into tree trunks?

      This is like when shrike bitches about non-violent groups like Campaign for Liberty, and other organizations that *don't* belong on SPLC's shit-list.

      1. marlok   14 years ago

        Relax, dude. Just point out the fallacy that Tony deploys and move on. Here it's "guilt by association."

  14. F   14 years ago

    Here's my problem with Gene Healy: Everything he says is so clear and clearly reasonable that he leaves little to talk about. Even his grammar, syntax, and composition are perfect.

    Dammit G. Healy, I need something a little more "out there" to protest against. Dance, Monkey!

  15. O2   14 years ago

    breevert is a hero to teh christan teapatriers just lik timmy macvay was but gun lawz r bad rihgt he shoold b watreborded lol

    1. the really real double o   14 years ago

      -1 spoof plus u left out sodomize the miscreant

  16. Jack Thread   14 years ago

    Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
    2011 Results

    Winner:
    Cheryl's mind turned like the vanes of a wind-powered turbine, chopping her sparrow-like thoughts into bloody pieces that fell onto a growing pile of forgotten memories.

    - Sue Fondrie

    http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/2011.htm

  17. ????? ???   14 years ago

    Thnx

  18. JW   14 years ago

    It's likely that the only worthwhile political lesson to be gleaned from the horror of 7/22 is that Norway ought to consider having a longer maximum prison sentence than 21 years.

    I'll be surprised if he makes it as far as the first day in jail.

    1. Erik   14 years ago

      Norway has a maximum sentence of 21 years *at a time*. It can be extended gradually.

  19. Another Isolated Incident   14 years ago

    Woman framed by former boyfriend. Libertarians blame cops.

    http://reason.com/blog/2011/07.....th-in-just

    1. Episiarch   14 years ago

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      1. Warty   14 years ago

        There needs to be a government program to address the shittiness of our trolls, dude. This is out of hand.

        1. JW   14 years ago

          Jebus fuck, it's like a halfway house exploded.

          1. Warty   14 years ago

            ELIMINATIONIST

          2. SugarFree   14 years ago

            When there is no more room in hell, teh tards will walk the earth.

        2. Episiarch   14 years ago

          But...but...they make us dance! They say so! In fact, I think they may even be delusional enough to actually think so.

          Which is pathetically sad. I love it.

          1. SugarFree   14 years ago

            Another punk.
            Another cop-out.
            Another notch on my belt.

            1. Steven Smith   14 years ago

              Another hiker.
              Another blown-out colon.
              Another skull in my cave.

            2. Pictures of said belt   14 years ago

              Or GTFO.

  20. Tim   14 years ago

    "Now is der time on Sprocket ven ve dance."

    1. Pro Libertate   14 years ago

      Your story grows tiresome.

    2. SugarFree   14 years ago

      All the other members of the terror cells are monkeys.

    3. Warty   14 years ago

      ANTS ANTS ANTS

      1. Pro Libertate   14 years ago

        Germany's Most Disturbing Home Videos.

        1. Dieter   14 years ago

          I'm as happy as a leetle gurrll.

          1. Pro Libertate   14 years ago

            Liebe mein affe-mienke!

  21. Jack Thread   14 years ago

    George Soros, the billionaire hedge fund manager, is closing his Quantum fund to outside investors and returning their money.

    Quantum, which will continue to manage about $24.5bn of Soros family money, blamed the decision on new financial regulations requiring hedge funds to register with the Securities and Exchange Commission.

    http://www.ft.com/intl/cms/s/0.....z1TEvuyazt

    1. SugarFree   14 years ago

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    2. Tim   14 years ago

      Are we sure that "Quantum" isn't really a gigantic doomsday laser weapon?

    3. Warty   14 years ago

      I think... I.. just.. saw the funniest thing I'll ever see. And I... think... I... blew a funny fuse.

    4. R C Dean   14 years ago

      Has anyone asked Soros if he thinks his taxes are too low?

      I mean, c'mon, if we confiscate his entire fortune, we could finance the deficit for nearly a week.

      1. ZK   14 years ago

        Wage taxes are too low. Soros has no control over his investor pool if the riff raff get involved.

      2. Bernie Sanders' Fluffer   14 years ago

        George Soros is a wonderful man.

        The Koch brothers, however, are Satan.

    5. Episiarch   14 years ago

      DELICIOUS

      1. Warty   14 years ago

        Why do you sound so gay, brah?

        1. Episiarch   14 years ago

          Dance, Wartie! I pull the strings and you dance!

        2. Bodie   14 years ago

          Back off, Warchild!

    6. SugarFree   14 years ago

      20 minutes since this went up... Whoever runs the shrike sock puppet is really falling down on the job here.

      1. Episiarch   14 years ago

        Whoever it is seems to be busy around this time of day. There is rarely any shriek earlier in the day.

  22. Lessons from Vietnam   14 years ago

    John Kerry was introduced at the 2004 Democratic National Convention by Wade Sanders, a retired Navy Captain and former Deputy Assistant Secretary of the Navy who served as a Swift Boat officer in Vietnam. Like Kerry, Sanders was the recipient of a Silver Star for gallantry in action. During the 2004 campaign, Sanders functioned as Kerry lead attack dog against the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, repeatedly denouncing the veterans on the air as liars and comparing them to Nazi propagandists.

    Wade Sanders is now in Federal prison, serving a 37-month sentence for possessing child pornography. Now the Navy Times reports that Secretary of the Navy Ray Mabus has revoked Sanders' Silver Star. The highly unusual decision appears unrelated to Sanders' felony conviction. A Navy spokesman cited "subsequently determined facts and evidence surrounding both the incident for which the award was made and the processing of the award itself." John Kerry has to be hoping this doesn't become a trend.

    As one might imagine, the media has ignored this story. Even the Navy Times declined to post its own article online.

    http://www.americanthinker.com....._star.html

    1. Tim   14 years ago

      For hate's sake he spits at Kerry 7 years after anybody gives a shit.

      1. Pip   14 years ago

        Yes:

        This is the greatest picture of Sen. John Kerry ever.

        http://reason.com/blog/2011/07.....-more-prob

        http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07.....l?_r=3&hp;

    2. Warty   14 years ago

      John Kerry...John Kerry...wasn't he that kid who fell down a well or something?

    3. OO   14 years ago

      kerry was correct about tora bora. and that mistake wasnt rectified until 10 yrs later

      1. Mr. FIFY   14 years ago

        Fuck John Kerry. The man no more deserved to be president than Bush, Clinton, or Obama.

        Or Old Man Bush, for that matter.

  23. Neu Mejican   14 years ago

    Just to archive this...
    Apparently the Norway nut was a LaRouchie

    http://ecologicalheadstand.blo.....nders.html

  24. tadcf   14 years ago

    I rarely have time to go back and analyze the arguments which may be posted in response to my statements?because there are so many far-right-wing-ultra-conservative Internet sites to be read. In positing the following comment, the only thing I ask is that whether the assertions be mine or others,
    divest yourselves of all pejorative thinking and investigate for yourself to find the truth:

    No, it's not good partisan politics, but it should remind us where extreme ultra-conservative Fundamentalist Christian radicalism can lead us.

    If you want to be entertained, watch FOX, MSNBC, or CNN. If you want to be informed, watch LinkTV or FreeSpeechTV for real news, analysis, and documentaries.

    1. Mr. FIFY   14 years ago

      You only have half the equation. You have to include the extreme ultra-liberals, or it'll never add up.

      1. Mr. FIFY   14 years ago

        Oops, I see you included MSNBC.

  25. Ally   14 years ago

    If recollecting were forgetting,Then I remember not.And if forgetting, recollecting,How near I had forgot

    http://www.tera2u.com
    http://www.tera2buy.com

  26. scarpe Nike Store   14 years ago

    is good

  27. nike dunk   14 years ago

    is good

  28. ???? ??????   14 years ago

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