Friday Funnies

Obama holds a press conference.

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[Fist of Etiquette]

A: I should be allowed to keep hundreds of thousands of dollars I don't need because of this.

Q: What is because it's yours?

or

Q: What is because you've devalued it so much it's worthless anyway?

or

Q: What is because if you gave it back to Goldman Sachs it would be crony charity not crony capitalism?

[Bucky]

Owebama references promises in campaign speeches as though they are lies, does that mean that last summer was "the Summer of Loss"?...

[Kolohe]

I am intrigued and would like to know more about this Bureau of Head.

[BakedPenguin]

IIRC, Clinton started that.

[Quetzalcoatl]

Or possibly JFK.

[sage]

Goddamn, every iteration of Obama is getting uglier and uglier. This one looks like some wrapped a hose clamp around his head and overtightened it. At least the head/body proportion looks correct, though.

[Poppycock]

Nawh, it's a violin head,subliminable message of Nero fiddling.

[???]

Pegbox and scroll. Not to be a dick.

[Quetzalcoatl]

Too late!

[?]

Yeah, sorry.

[Cricktick]

To be recognizable, needs bluer lips.

[cynical]

Fun Fact: Bok actually is copying his drawing from a painting of Obama hanging in his house that happens to be aging and growing repellant, Dorian Gray style.

[Almanian]

This would be RACIST if the President were not a Mulatto.

[Frank Reynolds]

Look at that! Barack Obama is doing a great blackface!

[Another Isolated Incident]

An Oswego man charged with stealing groundskeeping equipment from St. Peter's Cemetery faces additional charges related to one other break-in there and another at St. Paul's Cemetery, city police said.

David J. Spedding, 19, of 2220 county Route 8, was charged this week with two additional counts of felony burglary and two counts of misdemeanor criminal mischief, as well as one count of petit larceny.

Nothing else happened.

http://www.syracuse.com/news/i.....glary.html

[Fatty Bolger]

ADAMS COUNTY, Colo. -- A 28-year-old sheriff's deputy is facing felony charges after allegedly punching a restrained 15-year-old boy in the face, breaking the teen's jaw.
...
Because of the teen's belligerent behavior, a member of the ambulance crew restrained the teen's hands and feet in order to assess his injuries, and no visible injuries were noted. It was then Morrow allegedly entered the ambulance to retrieve his handcuffs.

According to witnesses, Morrow "struck the juvenile on the face with a closed fist" as he passed the teen, who was still restrained on the ambulance gurney. The teen suffered a broken jaw.

According to the arrest affidavit, Morrow told the ambulance crew, "Nobody saw anything, right?"

Adams County deputy accused of breaking teen's jaw

[Harry Callahan]

The punk was lucky.

[TRTB]

Apart from that, nothing else happened.

[Tonio]

Running scared, Troll?

Also, STFU.

[Night Elf Mohawk]

He does know that he can send his "extra" money to the Treasury if he wants to, right?

[sarcasmic]

It's not fair if he sends in his "extra" money while other evil rich people aren't forced to send in theirs. Therefor he will not send in his "extra" money until the other evil selfish greedy rich people are forced to send in theirs. By not sending in his "extra" money until others are forced to send in their "extra" money he is showing compassion and altruism.

[Night Elf Mohawk]

See, I was interpreting his statement as something along the lines of "If it's not compelled, it's not possible." I feel so bad about not seeing the wisdom in His words.

[sarcasmic]

That is exactly true. If there wasn't a law mandating that people consume a minimum amount of calories each day then everyone would starve to death. Without laws compelling people to do things, nothing would get done. I mean, I'd shit my pants if there wasn't a law saying I must use the toilet.

[Concerned Citizen]

My wife worked with a guy who would send extra to the IRS every April to reduce the debt. I think we've found the New Soviet Man.

[Mikec711]

I applaud this man. I don't do it because I think the gov't already takes too much and has no ability to constrain its spending. But this guy at least puts his money where his mouth is (literally). Most just feel entitled to my $s.

[Another Isolated Incident]

Four KCK police officers arrested

Four members of a Kansas City, Kan., police tactical unit were arrested and released pending formal charges after an internal investigation uncovered evidence of misconduct, the city's police chief said Wednesday.

Nothing else happened.

http://cjonline.com/news/2011-.....ijcJGGkd8E

http://www.thecrimereport.org/.....-operation

[No]

That's a spoof. Everybody knows that cops never arrest their own.

[deluded1]

arrested...and released

[sarcasmic]

not giving = taking
not taking = giving
inaction = action

[GroundTruth]

Orwell approves!

+1

[rather]

I don't think it was worth ? this one

[Mister DNA]

LOL! It's funny because it's true!

[Untermensch]

Obama's right ear looks like Africa. Chance? I think not. RAAAACIST!

[PS]

If you removed the over-explanation pane to the left I think this is pretty decent political cartoon.

[Dark Helmet]

Reason commenters used to be so good at plugging random movie references into their threads...

But I can't for the life of me remember the last time I saw one.

So, for no reason in particular... We must go straight to... ludicrous speed!

[emerson]

Needs more labels.

[James Ard]

I didn't even notice the panel on the left. It looked like an ad to me.

[Zak Willow]

lol, nice way to start the day.

http://www.net-privacy.us.tc

[??Zak Willow]

btw I'm not gay, but when I ride a motorcycle with another man I like to hold on to him really tight and pretend I'm his girlfriend.

[ClubMedSux]

It's about time anon-bot starts dishing the dirt!

[LibertarianJRT]

The toon to the right can't fit down the chimney. The panel to the left is like a kid from the Phillipines.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Notice no one in this cartoon has asked a "Jeopardy question". They're both asking actual questions. They're not playing by the rules. That represents the dance the Obama Administration and the White House Press Corps does, where neither fulfills its obligations and expectations of transparency.

[?]

That's what I thought, but I didn't want to say anything because I was afraid I just didn't get it and people would think I'm not very smart, which I'm not.

[Tonio]

Friday Funnies...where?

[sloopyinca]

Why is Ringo Starr staring at Obama's necktie?

[Almanian]

He's a racist?

[Jon Schaffer`s Right Hand]

Obama penciled in a "necktie" on his white dress shirt. Ringo must be wondering where he can get some of whatever Obama is on.

[Almanian]

Alex Trebek: It's a compilation of every one of Chip's cartoon's.
Q: What is "a Bok's Set", Alex?

Alex Trebek: Correct

Alex Trebek: We have no Earthly idea why anyone would want....this.
Q. What is "Why anyone would want a 'Bok's Set'?"

Alex Trebek: Correct

[Cheap Oakley Sunglasses]

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[ZigTech sale]

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[ZigTech sale]

good news

[Kolohe]

It more like America. The lobe is Florida.

[Brian from Texas]

Does the guy who draws Obama also do cartoon drawings of Ross Perot in the 90s? I'm just curious because of the greatly enlarged ears.

[nike basketball]

is good

[???? ??????]

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[ulta locations]

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[ulta locations]

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Air date: 7/22/2011