"A Tour of the World's Worst Photoshop Propaganda"

Jesse Walker | 7.15.2011 5:05 PM

A great gallery at The Atlantic.

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heller 14 years ago

#15 Dead
1. JW 14 years ago
  
  Did you manage to catch their "20th anniversary" Doolittle tour about a year ago?
  1. heller 14 years ago
    
    Sadly, no.
Joshua Corning 14 years ago

Funny how LA times photoshopping did not make the cut:

http://www.photographyschoolso.....posite.jpg

"Those crazy dictators shopping propaganda...oh wait the LA times does the same shit...opps"
1. PS 14 years ago
  
  But that well done Photoshop propoganda...
Jay Carney 14 years ago

Hold on... I'm taking notes here.
1. Ed Schultz 14 years ago
  
  Need a pencil, Jay?
  1. Shucks, I don't need notes... 14 years ago
    
    ...I no longer ask questions.
Really Dark Orenthal 14 years ago

remember me?
Had To Be Said 14 years ago

I'm shocked. Shocked.
1. Beyonce 14 years ago
  
  Now that make you really really light
Bernieyeball 14 years ago

Pre Photoshop propaganda photo.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F....._Woods.jpg
1. Hugh Akston 14 years ago
  
  You try holding that pose for 18.5 minutes.
sevo 14 years ago

"(are there any Stalin-era photos on the web?),"
Yep:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R....._Reichstag
Made those pesky 'extra' watches go away.
1. Bar Student 14 years ago
  
  I don't think that one is any different than re-staging the Iwo Jima flag raising and both are some of the best pictures ever taken.
  1. A Serious Man 14 years ago
    
    How about when Stalin airbrushed Nikolai Yekhov out of existence? That's like the Mona Lisa of Stalinist propaganda.
    1. Otto 14 years ago
      
      It wasn't just Yekhov...
      1. heller 14 years ago
        
        He airbrushed your link out of existence too?
      2. Joshua Corning 14 years ago
        
        You link is broken
        
        Aresen 14 years ago
        
        Otto is related to Sugarfree?
        
        Otto 14 years ago
        
        Oops. Here's the non-broken version...
  2. sevo 14 years ago
    
    "I don't think that one is any different than re-staging the Iwo Jima flag raising and both are some of the best pictures ever taken."
    
    I'd suggest you read the article. It wasn't a 'reposing' for dramatic effect; it was an attempt to hide the looting by the Red Army.
    1. Bar Student 14 years ago
      
      Doesn't change my mind, looting was common among all the factions. It wasn't like the guys erased from history like mentioned above. Plus it is 60 years later now, I don't care what the soviets did back then. The picture is fantastic from a purely aesthetic view.
      1. sevo 14 years ago
        
        "looting was common among all the factions."
        True, but other "factions" didn't bother to retouch photos to hide it.
        
        "I don't care what the soviets did back then."
        'Those who fail to learn from history...'
        
        "The picture is fantastic from a purely aesthetic view."
        So long as you accept it's been 'photo-shopped' to look like that.
      2. Almanian 14 years ago
        
        from a purely aesthetic view
        
        Sure, and Leni Riefenstahl won a lot of awards for "A Triumph of the Will", too. True story.
        
        /kind-of-Godwin
Bernieyeball 14 years ago

Looks to me like her left hand is glued to the telephone, her right hand is glued to the chair arm and her shoes are glued to the floor.
That oughta do it.
Marty Feldman's Eyes 14 years ago

From our own lovely DARPA, for the "High Energy Liquid Laser Area Defense System" program.

At first I thought it had to have been a joke, but that *was* the actual picture from DARPA's own website; it has since been changed to something a little blander.

On the one hand, I'm glad to see that not a dime of the $40 million budget for the HELLADS project is not being wasted on professional CGI publicity shots. On the other hand, I'm not sure that they should be letting 10 year olds play around on their computers, as obviously happened in this case.
1. Georgie 14 years ago
  
  Artist's impression.
  1. Almanian 14 years ago
    
    That is some quality dancin' there.
    
    Also, that's SugarFree-level brutality - slap a warning on that thing!
Paul 14 years ago

Loaded question: Why do they all come out of China or the Middle East?
1. Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee 14 years ago
  
  Oh, I think we all know the answer.
Otto 14 years ago

Well, this makes me feel better about the kind of crap I've done over at Urkobold.

Oh, and here's my answer to Representative Lee.
1. Pro Libertate 14 years ago
  
  Crap? Au contraire, mon fr?re.
  1. rather 14 years ago
    
    I'd consider it more little boy diarrhea
    1. Spencer 14 years ago
      
      Is that better or worse than grown man diarrhea?
  2. Otto 14 years ago
    
    Thank you, sir. I probably should have said something like "were I trying to pretend they were real" to avoid false modesty. If I really thought they were valueless, I wouldn't have posted them, and I sure wouldn't have linked to them here.
2. Almanian 14 years ago
  
  That's some good stuff

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