X-Men: First Class
A superhero sequel worth watching.
X-Men: First Class reboots the wallowing X-Men franchise with a burst of fresh energy and giddy pop invention. It's a rare blockbuster that actually busts some blocks. The last film in the original trilogy, which had the lamentable Brett Ratner stepping in for Bryan Singer, who directed the first two pictures, was a strained, stumbling mess. Here, new director Matthew Vaughn (Kick-Ass) whips the contending mutant teams back to life, restoring the fun and the thrills that had dwindled away.
As the title indicates, First Class is a prequel. It begins with an expansion of a scene in the first film, set in 1944, in which we see young Erik Lehnsherr—the future Magneto—being separated from his mother and father in a Nazi concentration camp. Erik erupts in a fit of super-fury, which is spotted by a mercurial Nazi on the scene (Kevin Bacon, as future bad guy Sebastian Shaw), who wants to groom Erik into an invincible killing machine. He's not entirely successful, apparently, because, leaping ahead to 1962, we find Erik in Geneva, in grim pursuit of his evil mentor. "Let's say I'm Frankenstein's monster," he explains to an ill-fated thug at one point. "I'm looking for my creator."
Meanwhile, rich young telepath Charles Xavier (James McAvoy), who has already befriended the shape-shifting Raven (Jennifer Lawrence), is graduating from Oxford as a specialist in genetic mutations. He's approached by Moira MacTaggert (Rose Byrne), a sympathetic CIA agent who's just back from Las Vegas, where she was surveilling a summit of mobsters and Russians convened by Sebastian Shaw. Aided by his mutant henchmen—the storm-bringer Riptide (Álex González), the Satan-esque Azazel (Jason Flemyng), and the icy Emma Frost (January Jones)—Shaw is scheming to foment a war between the U.S. and the U.S.S.R. (Cue the Cuban Missile Crisis.)
Director Vaughn hustles this complicated narrative past us with admirable dispatch, and is similarly concise in packing Xavier's subsequent assembly of a mutant team—the soon-to-be X-Men—into a lively montage. Assisted by Erik, now his new best friend (and played by Michael Fassbender), Xavier recruits the shrieking Banshee (Caleb Landry Jones), the explosive Havok (Lucas Till), the slippery Darwin (Edi Gathegi), and strip-club fly-girl Angel (Zoë Kravitz). And let us not forget science geek Hank McCoy (Nicholas Hoult), who, following an experiment gone very wrong, will morph into the formidable Beast.
The story's 1960s setting allows Vaughn to access quite a bit of period style and humor. The crafty Sebastian, with his fabulous yacht and plan for world domination, recalls the supervillains of the early Bond films, whose production designer, Ken Adam, is further saluted with a Pentagon war room clearly modeled on the one in Stanley Kubrick's Dr. Strangelove, which Adam also designed. On the other hand, a scene in which January Jones slinks by us in a tight white miniskirt and a bushy fur hat has to be a nod to the beloved Ilsa skin flicks of the 1970s. I think.
There are also a couple of cute cameos by X-Men of yore, the funniest an ornery encounter in a bar, and a scene in which the blue-skinned Raven—now evolved into Mystique—slips into Erik's bed (and gets turned down!). The action, which is abundant, is fluidly staged, especially a knife-flashing tussle with a pair of fugitive Nazis in an Argentinian cantina. I'd say that an elaborate mega-clash involving the opposing teams of X-Men and a fleet of Coast Guard gunboats goes on a bit too long, but I'd be stretching to find something to carp about.
The movie is elevated by the quality of its actors, especially McAvoy and Fassbender, who have a warm rapport, and the too-often undervalued Bacon, who exults in full-bore perfidy. Bacon may not be back (although who knows), but most of the rest of this new crew of opposing X-Men are obviously poised for a return match. A second film is reportedly in the works—with Vaughn once again directing, one would hope—and if so, it could provide that most elusive of franchise pleasures: a superhero sequel that really is worth seeing.
Kurt Loder is a writer living in New York. His third book, a collection of film reviews called The Good, the Bad and the Godawful, will be published in November by St. Martin's Press.
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Shit! You're giving too much away
Yeah...my usual rule with reviews is to read the first and last paragraphs if I have not seen the movie(these ain't films people). Unfortunately, Loder dropped some plot points in his review's bookends I would have preferred to discover myself. Note to self: stop reading movie reviews.
I won't even watch a preview, they either disappoint, or too much visual diarrhea
...too much visual diarrhea
Welcome to the land of the modern blockbuster. Most of these movies have to show a bunch of shit in the previews because the concepts are either retarded on their face to a general audience (Sorry Green Lantern), intended for the ADD generation (Bayformers 3: Visual Diarrhea)...or both(Cowboys vs. Aliens) [Full disclaimer: this dumbass is probably seeing all three of these shitty excuses for movies]. If only I had self-control, I could stop watching previews. I wonder if mammy government could protect me from myself ruining my movie-going experience...hmmm, probably not, since they've yet to curb my coke and hooker addictions.
Wait for Redbox, ask your dealer deliver, and have a movie night with your hooker. It isn't like you can perform on coke anyway
Most Hollywood movies are so vacant/bad these days, that I watch the previews instead of wasting my time on the whole movie. The preview usually has all the best stuff in it anyway.
Most of the output of Hollywood has ALWAYS been tripe, it's just that (mercifully) we don't remember all the really bad films that came out in 1943.
Almost fell for that too--but managed to stop reading before I got too far 🙂 I shouldn't bother opening the pages unless I have seen the movie.
Just scroll down for the DESTINIES team's review of the film.
that's where the FAST program came from...
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No thanks. I get all the entertainment I need from South Park and Fox & Friends.
Fox & Friends makes me laugh and cry. Mostly cry.
Check out "DRAWN TOGETHER THE MOVIE." It is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
My favorite part: Shitcunt. More people need to say that to impressionable poorly educated youngsters. SHITCUNT.
Go Foxxy! It's your birthday!
Not for real-real, just for play-play!
-- Foxxy Love
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Jess
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Fuck off you out-of-date POS hardware
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I suppose lolkatz would have given it away...
Weiner must be happy with that jackass statement
Weiner must be happy with that jackass statement
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Jennifer's tits are about as nice as Rebecca's.
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One of the few cases where the comic book depiction is less sexually exploitive.
January Jones has a pretty nice rack too.
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Winter's Boner.
Where's the Friday NotFunny?
Today's offering was going to be about how Bradley Manning hacked into Anthony Weiner's twitter account.
I dunno, but I hope it entail a penis with the label Weiner, cause that would be hilarious.
Do you think they will ever erect a stautue to him?
NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo! Make it stop!
I think they're just renaming with Warshington Monument.
"with" = "the"
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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
FOR OLD THYME SAKE.
This version of the blue chick has male pattern baldness? What an awesome power.
What the fuck? X3 was the BEST! It had way more drama and action than either of the first two or that piece of shit Wolverine: Origins.
Fuck you Loder, you Koch-whore libtard!
My treatment for "X-Men : Student Loan Default" explains how the evil mutants, blocked from government jobs, become misunderstood libertarians.
OK, that's funny.
ANOTHER Superhero dork fest!
Still don't care.
But fantasy makes our miserable lives more bearable!
Bacon, who exults in full-bore perfidy
I have no idea what perfidy means, but I agree that Kevin Bacon can be pretty boring.
It basically means he's a liar. At least that's how I've understood it, but it's such a rarely used word that I've never bother to look it up.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/perfidy
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FRIDAY FUNNY!! WHERE FRIDAY FUNNY!! ALMANIAN NOT BECOME HUMAN AGAIN TILL FRIDAY FUNNY!!
/STEVE SMITH
Kevin Bacon once acted in a movie with STEVE SMITH.
The rape resulted in Kevin SMITH.
OFF TO KILL UNION REP AND SUBORDINATES NOW. BLOOD ON REASON HANDS - NO MOARNING LYNX AND FRIDAY FUNNY BY 9:00 EASTERN. ALMANIAN WASHING HANDZ OF ALL RESPONSUHBILITY!!! RESPONSIBILITY BOUNCE OFF ME STICK TO REASON!!!
Off to work. No GG links for you peons today. Suffer.
YOU BASTARD!
Happy Friday, JL!
I loved Kick-Ass, but Vaughn missed so many opportunities to include many times more action than he did, the sort that occurred at the end, in D'Amico's tower. Hilarious as fuck watching all the liberals bitching about its depravity afterwards, mostly old women with saggy breasts.
Jeff's fool-proof guide to deciding whether to watch a movie.
1: Is it a movie? If so, it will suck.
2: Is it a comic book movie? If so, it will well and truly suck.
3: Is it a prequel/reboot/reimagining? If so, it will not only suck, its existence will waste great quantities of the world's time, and diminish us as a species.
4: Has gratuitous nudity? Download torrent of naughty excerpts.
It was good. The Bond homage was fun.
Coming in 2012: "X-Men: Senate Upheaval." An evil techno-mage mutant, The Weiner, sexually assaults victims continents away over the web.
Too damn funny.
It uses the themes of the previous movies to build an intelligent, fast-paced, and highly entertaining prequel. The performances from the whole cast, especially McAvoy and Fassbender add a lot to these great characters as well. Good review, check out mine when you can!
is good
ty rights, etc. seem like a more accurate measure of freedom than democracy.