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Dominique Strauss-Kahn and the International Monetary Fund

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[Fist of Etiquette]

George C. Scott is just trying to watch his stories but Sir Ian McKellen won't shut up.

[John]

I don't see how DSK doesn't go full Polanski here. All he has to do is cut the bracelet off, get in a car and onto a waiting private jet and he is home free back in France. You can't tell me his friends wouldn't easily raise the five million in forfeited bail and provide a jet to get him home.

[Name Nomad]

#1 rule of politics:

It's the rising stars that you try to make friends with. Never hitch yourself to a failure, because there's no way that an alliance with one can help you in the future.

[Name Nomad]

I just realized that you meant "friends" as in someone who cares about his well-being/etc. Politicians at such a high level don't really have those.

[John]

But there are plenty of rich socialists in France who would gladly pony up to stick it in the eye of the Americans. They don't need to care about his well being to help him escape.

[John]

Maybe he is friendless but I doubt it.

[James Ard]

Another great first rule of politics could be found in yesterday's morning links:
Martin Lomasney ("The Mahatma," as he was called) and his first rule of politics: "Never write if you can speak; never speak if you can nod; never nod if you can wink."

[Monty Python]

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind man, eh?

[Greer]

say no more.

[Almanian]

#1 Rule of Politics Club....don't talk about....etc....

[Tyler Durden]

Come on guys, really? Let's be serious.

[Tyler Derpden]

Derp Derp Space Monkey Derp

[WTF]

I heard on the news this morning that apparently he is also being monitored by armed guards, so it may not be all that easy.

[John]

Perhaps not. I think it is highly probable he is guilty and highly probable he will be convicted.

[WTF]

I agree, which is why I think he will certainly try to flee if the opportunity presents itself.

[Tyler Derpden]

Here's what he's gonna do.

[Spoonman.]

Why does Bok bother?

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And as they were sinking into the river, the scorpion told the frog "that's just what I do".

[Suki]

+1

[Hogan Proetto Donna]

yeah,well.Looking forward to your more music

[rather]

It looks like he liked the maid service is Mexico too

[rather]

Why Is there a "no maid service" behind his ass? That's false advertisement

[rather]

never mind; it's no maid served

[Bucky]

because that's all behind him now...

[db]

I don't care what the Bok haters say, this one's a home run.

[rather]

Bok hatin' is a silly Reason meme
-kinda like 'drink' 🙂

[db]

"drink" is not a mere meme! I take it verrry seriousily.

[George V]

+1

[Rich]

Nice "jump" suit.

[Anomalous]

Actually funny. What happened here?

[rac]

All he had to do is leave $5 on the pillow, and this would not have been a blip on the screen of life.

[NoStar]

Good morning, Suki, where ever you are.

[Mike M.]

The IMF guy had better get the hell out of there before DSK starts thinking about raping him.

[rather]

The IMF represents the taxpayer and is willing to be fucked; there's no pleasure/power in a willing victim

[P Brooks]

Needs more labels.

[Almanian]

Second - my reaction exactly

[Mongo]

Fat, dumpy guys always increase the humor. Slim cats, not so much.

[Max]

Gosh, this is as funny as Soviet satire used to be. Attacking official enemies is always hilarious.

[Mr. FIFY]

We'll remember that next time you attack a right-of-center American politician.

[Almanian]

I'm sorry, Bok lovers - I did not find this humorous. Nor funny.

[Almanian]

...and why is David Letterman in the cell holding a saddlebag?

[Almanian]

...and why is Boris Yeltsin in jail, wearing boxers with hearts on them? I thought he died 3 or 4 years ago...?

[Mikhail Gorbachev]

Kome o? Comrades, really? Let's be serious.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Strauss-Kahn should have stink lines coming off him to indicate he's French.

[Mr. FIFY]

Raaaaacist!!!

[Mr. FIFY]

Seriously... years ago, a girl I dated called me a racist because I made a joke about the French.

Never mind how fucking white they are... somehow, it's STILL racist.

Well, to liberals, that is.

[sloopyinca]

His lawyer's nose doesn't look Jewish enough. And he should be gesticulating with his arms.

[Dept O]

BAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! NO MAID SERVICE!!! BECAUSE HE RAPED A MAID! AH-HAHAHAHAHA! OH IT's PRICELESS!

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[Maid in Dana Point]

I am a maid and I feel like this accuser has given us a bad wrap since DA dropped the case...

[maid service]

I am a maid and I feel like the accuser has given us a bad name!

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