Angry French Catholics Destroy "Piss Christ"

Matt Welch | 4.19.2011 11:06 AM

Surprise! Grant enough heckler's vetos to Muslims, and the other religions will eventually catch on. As ever, Tim Cavanaugh predicted this years ago.

Reason on "Piss Christ" here.

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Warty 14 years ago

Pisschrist
1. Bloody Stool Muhammad 14 years ago
  
  I am shocked!
Fluffy 14 years ago

I await the follow-up headline, "Angry Piss Christ Destroys France".

What a day THAT would be. Great video, to be sure.
shrike 14 years ago

I demand revenge for the Cathars.
1. Warty 14 years ago
  
  Good, an excuse for a better song by a better band.
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Those French Catholics better not try to build a church near Ground Zero, I can tell you that. Secretly recruiting others into their jihads for urine-free idolatry would be an affront!
1. Minnesota Golden Gophers 14 years ago
  
  Guess why we're golden. Go ahead. Guess.
  1. Best Sports Headline Ever 14 years ago
    
    Golden Gophers trim the Beavers.
Fluffy 14 years ago

Can't you just see the kilometer-tall amber-colored Christ stomping across Paris, giant geysers of piss streaming down from his stigmata to flood the streets, slaughtering French pedestrians and flooding overpriced condos with teeny-tiny bathrooms?
1. shrike 14 years ago
  
  I think that scene is depicted in one of those Left Behind books.
  1. Fluffy 14 years ago
    
    I might have to check one of those books out, then.
    
    Which one has Obama in it?
    1. Pip 14 years ago
      
      The one about the anti-christ who hidden sign is a Kenyan birth.
    2. Paul 14 years ago
      
      Which one has Obama in it?
      
      The one where they do the Sexy Jesus dance number.
2. SugarFree 14 years ago
  
  And with no advanced warning, because the country already reeks of piss.
  1. Fluffy 14 years ago
    
    Little-known fact:
    
    The destruction of New Orleans was really undertaken by Piss Christ on a bender.
    
    That whole hurricane thing was merely a government cover story.
    
    Piss Christ drank too many hurricanes and couldn't find a restroom, and he figured the whole city already smelled like pee anyway...and the next thing you know thousands were dead.
    1. SugarFree 14 years ago
      
      For truly Piss Christ is a mighty Savior.
  2. dbcooper 14 years ago
    
    Cleanest air in the OECD my friend. London is better for a good piss reeking alley.
    1. SugarFree 14 years ago
      
      Do not contradict me. Piss Christ might be busy, but I've Poop Buddha on speed dial.
      1. Scruffy Nerd Herder 14 years ago
        
        I laughed
        
        R C Dean 14 years ago
        
        Out loud?
        
        Almanian Bot 14 years ago
        
        LO!
Restoras 14 years ago

I'd love to see a comparative exhibit - Piss Christ, Piss Moses, Piss Mohammed, Piss Buddha - and watch which group gets more pissed off.

Pay-per-view?
1. Cyto 14 years ago
  
  Didn't Parker and Stone already perform that experiment?
Gregory Smith 14 years ago

Vandalism is bad, but murder is worst and let's face it people, Muslims kill people more often than anyone else.

WEAR A VEIL OR DIE: WELCOME TO LONDONISTAN.
http://libertarians4freedom.bl.....e-not.html
1. Pip 14 years ago
  
  Maybe. But on the plus side, they never vandalize things.
  1. Almanian 14 years ago
    
    Really good kibbe and falafel, too.
  2. Bamiyan Buddha 14 years ago
    
    lol whut
  3. Buddhist Statues of Bam 14 years ago
    
    Muslims never vandalize? Say that to my fucking face, bro. Oh wait, you can't anymore.
    1. Buddhist Statues of Bam 14 years ago
      
      Shit. Beat to the punch again. Well, it's hard to be quick when somebody blows your face off.
2. Jack On 14 years ago
  
  Yay for excusing our actions by holding our actions to the lowest common denominator!
Mel Gibson 14 years ago

I bet that's Jew piss.
P Brooks 14 years ago

Irreplaceable.

The world has suffered a tragic cultural wound.
1. ! 14 years ago
  
  Threadwinner
P Brooks 14 years ago

ps- I don't particularly give a shit about Frenchmen, Papists, or "Art".
Pro Libertate 14 years ago

Destroyed in Avignon? Interesting. By a renegade anti-pope?
1. SugarFree 14 years ago
  
  I was sadden when I found out what an anti-pope really was. In my ignorance, I had made it a far cooler concept.
  1. Warty 14 years ago
    
    Got your fucking antipope right here. Like a lion kills an antelope; like a hammer hits a canteloupe; I am the antipope.
    1. rac 14 years ago
      
      The Schism was a wonderful time on earth. TWO voices of God speaking to us. Then, God started taking his medicine again. Fucking psychiatrists!
      1. Pro Libertate 14 years ago
        
        It's worse than that. There have been as many as three popes at once, and, of course, there are the non-Catholic churches, too.
        
        pancakes 14 years ago
        
        Those aren't the real Church, they don't even have a Pope!
        
        Pro Libertate 14 years ago
        
        Who died and made the Bishop of Rome god?
        
        The Pope 14 years ago
        
        Jesus.
        
        Fluffy 14 years ago
        
        Good one.
        
        AlmightyJB 14 years ago
        
        :)nice
2. Agammamon 14 years ago
  
  Epop!
Concerned Citizen 14 years ago

It should have been destroyed by an Ameican. After all, we paid for it.
TFG 14 years ago

How many people did they decapitate? Oh right, none.

Guess they lack the deep religious conviction that Muslims seem to have.
1. Heroic Mulatto 14 years ago
  
  Baby steps, TFG, baby steps...
Savonarola 14 years ago

Things are looking up!
P Brooks 14 years ago

I was sadden when I found out what an anti-pope really was.

Something to nibble on while you're waiting for your Pope to come out of the oven?
1. SugarFree 14 years ago
  
  No, it was more like anti-pope and pope touch each other and there's a giant explosion.
  1. Fluffy 14 years ago
    
    I thought it referred to art and literature depicting a time before there was a pope.
    1. Arcaster 14 years ago
      
      I think that would be ante-pope.
      1. Fluffy 14 years ago
        
        I stand corrected.
        
        Pro Libertate 14 years ago
        
        There's also Auntie Pope.
        
        Almanian 14 years ago
        
        Did she run Barter Town? No...hmmm...can't place her.
        
        Pro Libertate 14 years ago
        
        She and her nephew Patrick ran a stage show in Barter Town. She married a rich landowner in Southern Australia.
  2. Buddhist Statues of Bam 14 years ago
    
    That's how the Enterprise is powered.
P Brooks 14 years ago

a time before there was a pope.

Sacre Bleu!
SugarFree 14 years ago

It's sad to think how many of us have strayed from the One True Faith: Angry Hillbilly God.
1. Warty 14 years ago
  
  Isn't it a sin to make graven images of His holy trucker bombs?
2. Hillbilly Jim 14 years ago
  
  Me?
3. AlmightyJB 14 years ago
  
  Freebird!
rather 14 years ago

I saw a picture of the damage and they intended to open the gallery the next day with the art kept 'as is'. I wondered if it smelled?
1. Fluffy 14 years ago
  
  ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  
  I hear that "The Scream" painting is really loud.
  1. rather 14 years ago
    
    Holy shit Fluffy 😉
waffles 14 years ago

On this whole draw mohammed and burn koran thing. It just seems stupid to me that one religion is "protected" while other aren't. Well, what the fuck? This is a stupid reaction, I hope the religulous peoples of the world would grow up. Blasphemy is just about the dumbest thing in the world to get violent over.
1. Almanian 14 years ago
  
  I hope the religulous peoples of the world would grow up
  
  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *slaps knee*
  
  Ohhhhh, good one, waffles!
PIRS 14 years ago

So what would happen if French Capitalists tried the "heckler's veto" concept? Would they be listened to? Suppose the French Capitalists complained that they were / are an oppressed minority and that their unique way of life should be respected?
1. sloopyinca 14 years ago
  
  French Capitalists
  
  Error. Error. Does not compute.
  1. cynical 14 years ago
    
    I dunno, there are probably enough to constitute an oppressed minority.
  2. Isaac Bartram 14 years ago
    
    France actually has a quite vibrant private sector with a surprising number of small businesses, considering the regulatory climate.
    
    The amount of big business is not quite as surprising since the French state has always been big on corporate handouts. plus the fact that big companies are far better able to absorb the costs of regulations and unionism.
Tim 14 years ago

"The protest group included a regional councillor for the extreme-right Front National, which recently scored well in the Vaucluse area in local elections."

"scored in the vaucluse area" Heheh.
R C Dean 14 years ago

Utterly predictable under the Iron Law:

You get more of what you reward, and less of what you punish.

Muslims were rewarded when they imported violence into cultural disputes, why wouldn't Catholics do the same?
1. Vermont Gun Owner 14 years ago
  
  As a French Catholic, I am going to say, off the top of my head:
  
  "Turn the other cheek"
Tim 14 years ago

All this time I thought the thing was an actual jar of piss, not a photgraph. Smashing a twenty five old jar of piss would have been a better story.
1. Almanian 14 years ago
  
  What Tim said. I feel so...silly and un-hip to not have known that.
  
  *slinks back to boring, cultureless, Midwestern life*
  
  PS 25 year-old piss spilled everywhere would have RULED!
fdasdfasdfas 14 years ago

you stupid imbecilic asshole, so you put the Catholics, for destroying a picture of a "work of art" which is neither work nor art and it's insulting and blasphemous, on the same ground as the murderous rage of muslims? Should Catholics let themselves be trampled, insulted even killed in the name of laicite? As Catholics were murdered and their churches destroyed during the french revolution or the Spanish Civil War? YOU IMBECILE!
1. Almanian 14 years ago
  
  Do you know Hercule?
2. pancakes 14 years ago
  
  sounds like someone should right this wrong and get to murderin' some blasphemers. That's how respect is won for your version of the Allmighty.
3. Warty 14 years ago
  
  Hey...pssst...your god doesn't exist. Pass it on.
4. Fluffy 14 years ago
  
  Yup.
5. oncogenesis 14 years ago
  
  Flying Spaghetti Monster absolves you, child.
6. TBP 14 years ago
  
  I don't think that destroying a work of art because you're offended by it is the same thing as killing people because you're offended, but they spring from the same mind-set, and the one can easily lead to the other. Indeed, in reading comments here and on other sites about this incident, it is clear that many on the religious right have what others describe as "fatwah envy." They really, really wish they could kill people when they are offended. And Catholics have no more right not be offended or insulted than anyone else.
Publilius 14 years ago

I like the end of the article in the Guardian: This article was amended on 19 April 2011. The original referred to the Senator Jesse Helms as Jesse James.

I can see the confusion between a robber and a senator.
1. Arcaster 14 years ago
  
  At least a robber is honest enough to let you know he's taking your stuff.
Abdul 14 years ago

This story really buried the lede: who knew there was still a faithful Christian in France?
1. Fluffy 14 years ago
  
  Maybe it's French hipsters who are only ironically pretending to be faithful Catholics in order to try to score with closet lesbian French hipster chicks.
  1. AlmightyJB 14 years ago
    
    Kind of like the all of the anarchist that tear shit up at the G7 meeting sites (along with all of their CWA friends) who are not really anarchist at all.
  2. Abdul 14 years ago
    
    "This relic? It's from St. Jude the Obscure. You probably haven't heard of him."
Retail Assistant 14 years ago

Wait. Are they closet lesbians or closet hipsters chicks. Because the former will be frustrating to some dude who just smashed up a museum.
Isaac Bartram 14 years ago

From the Gruniad article:

It was vandalised in Australia, and neo-Nazis ransacked a Serrano show in Sweden in 2007.

(my emphasis)

It will be worthwhile to remember this the next time someone tells us how super-violent Americans are.

The strongest reaction here was from a few religious people and some libertarians who objected to have their tax money used to pay for an exhibition of it. Plenty of Australians that I heard from took this as evidence of what intolerant religious extremists Americans are.
Kreel Sarloo 14 years ago

I occurs to this observer that since it is a photograph Serrano can just make another print (unless he's lost the negative).

It's not like it's all that difficult a creation. What's to stop him from just passing in another jar with a crucifix in it?

Silly French protesters.
Miguel 14 years ago

"French Catholics"

There are Catholics in France? That's news to me.
Krazy Kartoon Mohamet 14 years ago

Hey, my buddy Pissed-Off Pope Benedict is trying to cut in on my action.
Disgusted American 14 years ago

Fuckin' Eurotrash....
Swede 14 years ago

Funniest thread ever! I'm still laughing over "cultural wound."
octothorpe 14 years ago

The patron saint of France is an armed bull dyke who hears voices. Artistes better run for the hills.

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