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Culture

Godzilla vs. Real Life

Jesse Walker | 3.11.2011 10:19 AM

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The word "Godzilla" was trending on Twitter this morning, as an army of would-be wits reacted to the catastrophe in Japan with identical wisecracks. The joke is dumb and tasteless. But it's actually worth taking a moment to think about Godzilla right now, because what happened last night illustrates an important but terribly underappreciated point: the striking difference between the ways people respond to disasters in the movies and in real life.

Here's a panicky crowd stampeding away from the monster in a Godzilla flick:

Here's real people reacting to a real disaster:

Human beings tend to be far more calm and resourceful in an emergency than the movies -- and far too much of the news media -- will ordinarily admit. Unfortunately, officials often make decisions with Godzilla's footprint on their mind, withholding important information from the public for fear of "spreading panic."

More on that subject here and here.

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  1. Fluffy   14 years ago

    Well, I don't know.

    If an earthquake hit right now where I am, I'd probably sit still and react calmly [at least with external calm, that is] like the people in the second video.

    But if I look out the window and a 30 story tall giant monster is walking my way, I'm running. Fast. Like the people in the first video.

  2. NotSure   14 years ago

    Sorry I am not sure that those two are a good comparison, If a giant lizard was approaching ones office, I doubt there would be much laughter.

    1. Aresen   14 years ago

      I see you've never had a Governor visit your office.

    2. Billy Shakespeare   14 years ago

      If a giant lizard was approaching ones office

      reptile

  3. Enjoy Every Sandwich   14 years ago

    Admitting that people are resourceful and competent severely undercuts the rationale for government power. Can't have that!

  4. Emiko   14 years ago

    Rook! Gojira! Aiiiiiiiyeeeeee!!!! Lun fast to the burret tlain!

    March 11 (Bloomberg) -- Tokyo commuters formed a 200- meter (220-yard) long line for taxis at the city's main railway station after a magnitude 8.9 earthquake forced a shutdown of the city's subways and train services.

  5. rather   14 years ago

    I made the point on the other Japan thread that they announced too quickly that the nuclear power plants sustained no damage.

    Today, they evacuated 3k of the surrounding population as a precaution.

    1. rather   14 years ago

      And speaking of Japanese things, I'm hosting a bukakke party tonight for my dealer's friends. Can any of the reasonoids give me some friendly pointers?

      1. grylliade   14 years ago

        Here you go:

        int* friendly = new int;

        1. Name Nomad   14 years ago

          That literally made me laugh out loud. Thank you, good sir.

        2. yonemoto   14 years ago

          pointerS.

          int * friendly[3] = {new int, new int, new int}

      2. Old Soldier   14 years ago

        Keep your eyes closed.

        1. rather   14 years ago

          Yes! A friend recommended investing in swimming goggles and a pair of straws. She also advised keeping any "spill-over" out of my knife wound.

          1. rather   14 years ago

            you're just suck a jackass stealing my handle. Maybe the moderator can publish your IP address? I'm guessing it will be owned by Brandeis.

            1. Concerned Observer   14 years ago

              you're just suck a jackass stealing my handle.

              How is it theft if you don't own it?

              1. Concerned Observer   14 years ago

                I don't own my handle either.

                1. Concerned Observer   14 years ago

                  Please suck my dick

                  1. Concerned Observer   14 years ago

                    Pretty please suck my dick

                    1. Concerned Observer   14 years ago

                      Pretty please suck my dick helle

                    2. Rather   14 years ago

                      You are damned right. I don't own my handle, ergo my blog site and neither do you own yours Concerned Observer-not anymore

                    3. Concerned Observer   14 years ago

                      Unlike you, I don't care. Pathetic.

                    4. Concerned Observer   14 years ago

                      1k more of these, you will

                    5. Concerned Observer   14 years ago

                      Go right ahead. Only a pathetic loser dude who lives in mommy's basement would devote the time and energy.

    2. db   14 years ago

      There is more to the story than you imply. Eleven nuclear reactors at five power plants in the quake affected zone were shut down safely. The evacuation is related to one reactor that hasn't released any radiation yet. The emergency generators that supply power to the shutdown cooling system at this reactor were damaged. The reactor itself was shut down safely, but cooling the residual heat in the core is the problem now.

      You need to stop trying to spread nuclear panic here, and get all the information. Simply linking to reports of precautionary evacuations makes it look like you're trying to tell a story that isn't really happening.

      1. -   14 years ago

        You do know that you are responding to a troll, right?

        1. Rather   14 years ago

          You know you are receiving advice from a an anon coward, right?

          1. Concerned Observer   14 years ago

            Teh Irony, it *burns*!

      2. rather   14 years ago

        sometimes withholding important information from the public for fear of "spreading panic."

        If you reread my post, my point is that they announced virtually after the quake the no-damage report.

        It looks like you're trying to criticize for something I never implied; I wrote only facts that related to the story. You replied with unmerited critique based on your psychic 'expertise', or maybe you know someone there?

        1. Concerned Observer   14 years ago

          You replied with unmerited critique based on your psychic 'expertise',

          Teh Irony, it *burns*!

          1. Rather   14 years ago

            Teh ignorance, it's fucking amusing

        2. Sandi   14 years ago

          I have yey to take a shit as painful as rather.

      3. db   14 years ago

        Looks like they might not have been able to cool the reactor in time or the coolant system may have leaked. Officials reporting possible overpressure in the reactor in question. If the containment were breached this could lead to a release of radioactive coolant.

        1. db   14 years ago

          Not so much overpressure as steam generated from the residual heat possibly venting into the containment through pressure relief valves.

          1. rather   14 years ago

            Simply linking to reports of precautionary evacuations makes it look like you're trying to tell a story that isn't really happening.

  6. Aresen   14 years ago

    People are resourceful and find ways to cope in emergencies.

    It's governments that don't want them to be that way.

  7. Polynikes   14 years ago

    Fluffy-

    I call bs. You would fire the missile you have stowed in your office, rescue a hot executive assistant wearing a small skirt and high heels, boink her during a lull in the action, and destroy the monster with an impossibly complicated electrical device.

    1. sloopyinca   14 years ago

      Is that you, Mr. Bay?

    2. Almanian   14 years ago

      Can I be Fluffy's stunt double?

      1. Vermont Gun Owner   14 years ago

        I boldly propose myself as Fluffy's Vermont-based, non-wrinkly butt double (for the boinking scenes, of course).

  8. Snowzilla, D.C. 2010   14 years ago

    The joke is dumb and tasteless

    I agree.

    1. generic Brand   14 years ago

      I thought it was "Snowpocalypse"

      1. yonemoto   14 years ago

        Nope. Snowmageddon. I was there.

        1. ?   14 years ago

          Snowroshima.

  9. Ice Nine   14 years ago

    Too much sake with lunch for that crowd, or what? I experienced the Loma Prieta quake, which was 100x less powerful than this one. Laughing and grinning were not exactly things that occurred to me to do.

    1. BakedPenguin   14 years ago

      Japan gets a lot of earthquakes. They are probably far more used to it than Californians are.

      1. Ice Nine   14 years ago

        They don't get a lot of 8.9s.

        1. Polynikes   14 years ago

          My wife does...bada bing!

          1. Aresen   14 years ago

            8.9 millimeters!?

            How unfortunate for her!

            1. Almanian   14 years ago

              Hiyo!

          2. Gus   14 years ago

            And that translates into how many men?

        2. BakedPenguin   14 years ago

          True, but that video was taken hundreds of miles from the epicenter.

          1. Ice Nine   14 years ago

            Here's the intensity map. Note Tokyo's color on the "perceived shaking" scale. I think the sake theory prevails.

  10. Spiny Norman   14 years ago

    I don't know if standing next to a window during an earthquake really qualifies as resourceful.

    1. Almanian   14 years ago

      "Rook out the windowwwwwwaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGHHHHHHH.........."

      *splat*

      1. Progressive DNS   14 years ago

        *splat*

        Littering fine, CO2 pollution fine, death tax, and health care savings by foregoing unnecessary heroic care. Not to mention all these broken windows that need fixing! Look at all the money just rolling in! Nancy Pelosi was right, gosh darnit, it's raining money!

  11. R C Dean   14 years ago

    withholding important information from the public for fear of "spreading panic."

    Part and parcel of the mindset that we serfs are children, needing the benevolent guiding hand of our masters.

  12. Rachel Maddow   14 years ago

    Fuck! Now I have to rewrite tonight's show.

    Hmmm...how can we blame this on Scott Walker?

    1. Almanian   14 years ago

      I blame Bush

    2. Mullah   14 years ago

      Does he have nice breasts?

  13. Colonel_Angus   14 years ago

    OOOoowh.

    1. Morris Almanian Day   14 years ago

      Oh we oh we oh...

  14. Old Soldier   14 years ago

    That is some damn fine engineering and construction. Haiti had a 7.0 quake and every man-made structure in the country collapsed.

    1. Almanian   14 years ago

      This is a very good point you make. IIRC, Japan redid a lot of their buildings after WWII - historical structures and stuff. And of course any new construction after that.

      Saw it on some TLC or History Channel show - very interesting. Undoubtedly paying off for them now!

      1. Colonel_Angus   14 years ago

        So earthquake resistance was just a side benefit of atomic bomb proofing?

        1. Rhywun   14 years ago

          No, it was a side-effect of embracing capitalism and getting rich. I don't think it's possible to make a building "atomic bomb proof".

  15. Lord Humungus   14 years ago

    whenever I watch a horror/monster/end-of-the-earth movies, I always tell my charming wife that I would be running... running straight to the next county... instead of getting the flashlight out to investigate where my dog/GF/friend went. Unless I was armed with some heavy firepower.

    1. Tulpa   14 years ago

      I'm sure she appreciates that.

  16. GaryM   14 years ago

    As I recall, the people in _Gojira_ evacuated in good order, and fled precipitately only when the monster was actually tearing apart the city. The comparison is unfair at both ends.

    1. Aresen   14 years ago

      The comparison is unfair at both ends.

      I'll say! Can you imagine being a street sweeper cleaning up Gojira poop?

      As if police horses weren't bad enough!

  17. Tulpa   14 years ago

    The comparison is unfair at both ends.

    That's what she said.

  18. emerson   14 years ago

    Think of all the jobs the tsunami will create!

    1. Aresen   14 years ago

      Waves of them, I'm sure.

      1. syd   14 years ago

        i want to hug this joke and never let it go.

  19. GUCCI Sunglasses   14 years ago

    Thank you for sharing ,I like you article.Bless You!!

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