God Bless Alan Simpson, the "Enema Man," Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg, & The Children Walking on Their Pants…

Nick Gillespie | 3.8.2011 4:18 PM

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John Boehner 14 years ago

Why is everyone laughing?
1. Beavis 14 years ago
  
  Yeah, hehheh hehheh, your name is Boner, hehhehheh. Boner!
  1. Butthead 14 years ago
    
    Boner....hehheh...yeah!
2. Ohhsweetconcord 14 years ago
  
  Because Gillespie keeps sighting that "never passed 21%" number like it means something. PHOOEY!
  
  http://www.deptofnumbers.com/b.....uISXbr.png
  
  What a startling image...if we want to keep social security, we've got to raise taxes.
Really? 14 years ago

If I ever get this old, I give Episiarch carte blanche to kill me in any (quick and relatively painless) manner he sees fit.
1. wylie 14 years ago
  
  I just don't think it'll happen. We'll still know how to hit google when we're 80, and will be all too wiling to spend our free time researching exactly how best to put whippersnappers in their place.
  
  (The old folks homes full of hiphop, metal, video games, and old people swearing like sailors will be priceless.)
  1. Ice Nine 14 years ago
    
    Yep (@3:40)
    1. Almanian 14 years ago
      
      Perfect!
    2. wylie 14 years ago
      
      I should have credited my source there, whoops. He doesn't mention our still-intact google-fu though.
  2. COINTELPRO 14 years ago
    
    More than likely, we'll be complaining about the youngin's and their Terastep, Axecore, their newfangled Neuronet, and all their weird spacer slang. But you need opponents of a medium so proponents can argue it's worth as an artform, so let's give them shit.
    1. wylie 14 years ago
      
      Can we get reimbursed for providing such a service though?
2. rather 14 years ago
  
  He'll want to how you his pussy first.
  1. Really? 14 years ago
    
    Well a man CAN dream...
    
    *sigh*
  2. oncogenesis 14 years ago
    
    How much fuck how you his pussy?
  3. rather retarded 14 years ago
    
    You make me feel so unnecessary.
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

Kids today, I tells ya, their parents just aren't patriotic.
1. Strom Thurmond 14 years ago
  
  Fritz, is that you?
2. Brett 14 years ago
  
  But this program is a tradional role for governemtn. It has existed since the republic was only 159 years old!
sage 14 years ago

It seems that these kids also have the gold in their mouth and their hat turned sideways. Looking like a fool, with their pants on the ground.
1. BakedPenguin 14 years ago
  
  As a Florida resident, I can say that pants apparently should be worn just below the ribs. I'm sure Simpson would agree.
  1. Mensan 14 years ago
    
    Take a drive through Frenchtown in Tallahassee. The style there is boxers around the waist, tucked into basketball shorts around the thighs, tucked into jeans around the knees which are held in place with the left hand. It's pretty funny looking.
    1. BakedPenguin 14 years ago
      
      It's pretty funny looking.
      
      I'd imagine. I lived in Tallahassee for 4 years, and that was enough for me for the rest of my life.
      
      I was making a bad joke about Central & South Florida seniors & "grandpa" pants.
just another lurker 14 years ago

So, according to Rolling Stone, Beavis and Butthead are being relaunched on MTV. Which explains why, a couple of days ago, I was in the supermarket and saw this hot young 18-or-so latina-asian chick with brand new tattoos: Beavis and Butthead, on the back of her calves. The ink still had plastic on 'em. I was blown away.
1. Almanian 14 years ago
  
  Oh, I can only hope.
  
  Greatest. Show. Ever.
  
  I knew the end of western civilization was on the way the first time I saw it. If B&B are coming back, well - I'm all in.
  
  "She said hard." "Yeah, and then she said on." "MMMmmmmm hm hmm...yeah...hehheh...hehheh....hehheh..." How can you fucking beat that? You can't.
  1. Rich 14 years ago
    
    How can you fucking beat that? You can't.
    
    "I don't like stuff that sucks. I like stuff that's cool."
2. Jim 14 years ago
  
  I'm sorry, I didn't get past "...hot young 18-or-so latina-asian chick".
  
  I've got to run to the restroom, but I'll be back in a few min. and will be sufficiently de-pressurized enough to read the rest of your post.
  1. Libertymike 14 years ago
    
    De-pressurization done?
? 14 years ago

I hope I die before I get old enough to have "Listen to the enema man!" come spraying out of my subconsciassous.
Gov. Brown 14 years ago

Enema Man and I are good friends. We see each other often.
alan 14 years ago

Remember that time Nick G. broke it to us that Reason was going to advertise on MSNBC? Was Rather the result of that?
Libertymike 14 years ago

It was funny.

Back then, to paraphrase, "there was too much buffcoatin' and beevin' goin' on out thar".
Aresen 14 years ago

listening to the enema man

Is he talking about those among his fellow Senators who wear colostomy bags?
Libertymike 14 years ago

I am sure Epi remembers that the subject hearings along with gorgeous Janet's musings about muffling speech caused Dick Wolf to replace Michael Moriarity with Sam Waterston.
1. Libertymike 14 years ago
  
  BTW, Moriarity had some real stones (pun intended).
Butt-Head 14 years ago

Uh, huh-huh-huh-huh, that guy reminds me of my, uh, uncle. Ya' know, Richard Head.
1. Cunctator 14 years ago
  
  In HS I knew a guy named Richard Head (real name) and a guy named Richard Seaman.
  1. Greg 14 years ago
    
    I may have that beat... I knew a Richard Holder
Brett L 14 years ago

Is the short version: "Get off my lawn"?
Simp 14 years ago

You loved me when I made that "tit-sucking" crack. Hypocrites!
Dr Stuart Jeanne Bramhall 14 years ago

We could save Social Security tomorrow if we eliminated the cap on earnings subject to Social Security payroll tax. At present taxpayers earning more than $106,800 a year pay no Social Security tax on income above $106,800.

The answer is so obvious - and yet the mainstream media has become so dominated by neoliberal ideology no one asks the question.

I blog about this at http://stuartbramhall.aegautho.....h-the-cap/
1. wylie 14 years ago
  
  The answer is so obvious...
  
  Yeah, making people plan for their own retirement....oh, wait, that's not what you meant was it.
2. wylie 14 years ago
  
  Just imagine, for instance, how much we could collect from the salaries of Wall Street CEOs.
  
  Note to Wall Street CEOs: start investing in security.
3. Nooge 14 years ago
  
  Or we could get rid of Social Security altogether, drastically reduce or even eliminate the thievery that is income tax and payroll deductions, and allow people to finance their own retirement with that money. That would be great, too.
Laugh Laugh, I thought I'd die 14 years ago

Enema Man? Snoopy Poop Dog? Ha, ha! Priceless!
Nooge 14 years ago

That was some funny shit, Gillespie. Especially "fiscal blah blah blah."
me 14 years ago

Just what we need, more stupid old farts deciding for everyone what constitutes suitable entertainment. If the Simpsons of the world had gotten their way we'd still be listening to Doris Day and Pat Boone on the radio. Maybe not fair to Pat, he did do an absolutely rockin' metal album.
me 14 years ago

Although I have to admit, I find hip hop/rap to be nearly unendurable, but then I am wise enough to recognize that I am an old fart who's tastes are irrelevant.
Gregory Smith 14 years ago

Obama knows it's Eminem and Snoop Dogie Dog. Does that make him any better? No.

An ignorant capitalist is better than a smart Marxist any day.

http://libertarians4freedom.blogspot.com/
Gregory Smith 14 years ago

Obama knows it's Eminem and Snoop Dogie Dog. Does that make him any better? No.

An ignorant capitalist is better than a smart Marxist any day.

http://libertarians4freedom.blogspot.com/
Bill O'Reilly 14 years ago

Gregory Smith ur a goddamn faggot!

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