Friday Funnies

What the public employees are up to in Wisconsin

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[Suki]

Chip sweetie, I gave some advice to Payne a few weeks ago and we were spared of this level of effort for a week.

Good morning reason!

[Fist of Etiquette]

Why is the kid wearing a parachute?

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It's a metaphor?

[Suki]

No, just a cheese hat holder. It is WI, it's the law.

[AU H20]

Chip's comics are much more popular in Europe. In that more enlightened continent, they recognize the grand satire he is performing: By creating a funny that is not in fact funny, he casts light on the absurdity of the clown. The clown, so desperate to please others, represents our universal human need to be loved. But, just as the clown becomes less funny the more he tries, and the more that Chip draws the less funny the comic becomes, the more we express our need to be loved, the more we invite pain. Indeed, Chip in this way is a genius, his humorlessness simply a mask for a wise and urbane satirist.

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OK, win.

[Mango Punch]

I actually thought it was kind of funny - at least worth a smile (which is pretty high praise considering I'm a touch hung over).

[Rhayader]

Yeah, while it wasn't exactly funny, at least this one had something recognizable as an actual joke.

[Brandybuck]

I smiled, but only because I had gas.

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Pain, bitchez

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[No]

I ain't squeezing your Charmin.

[Mr Whipple???]

But will you touch my monkey?

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[No]

What I said.

[Mr Whipple???]

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[BakedPenguin]

When I was in college in the early 90's, we had a professor who wore black turtlenecks. One day my friends and I went out for beers, and returned early enough to get into the classroom. One of my friends drew a picture of the professor saying "Touch my monkey!"

Too bad someone got there first and erased it before the next class.

[Mean Monkey]

Worst punchline ever.

[Suki]

I can smell Europe from New Jersey. It smells like Camden. I don't need to see it too.

[Guy Montag]

Can you weld?

You aught a come take a ride in my Jeep

[Bill]

+1000

[JOhnny MAckson]

WOW! Sweet cartoon. I mean really. LOL

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[sage]

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[Fargin Bastage]

That always makes me laugh.

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It's funny every time!

[a penny a day keep Obama away]

With all the material to use, this is the best he's got?

[Michael Scott]

That's what she said?

[Johnny Longtorso]

That's funny if you compare it to, say, getting your nuts squeezed in a vice.

[Truly Funny and Original]

That comes later, when (wait for it) Balko posts a dead-dog story!

[Almanian]

Why is the teacher yelling at the midget mountain climber? And why is the midget mountain climber holding a sign?

Good morning indeed, Reason.

[BakedPenguin]

...midget mountain climber...

Funny, that's exactly what I thought when I first saw him.

However, I just read a profile piece about Reinhold Messner...

[Bucky]

it would have been better with the midget mountain climber turned to look at the audience saying "is this a teachable moment, Obooboo ?"

[beezwax]

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[AU H20]

We don't take kindly to blog whores round these parts.

[BakedPenguin]

Now, Goldwater, he ain't hurtin' no one...

[Johnson]

Three...two...one...

[Skeeter]

Hey! Pretty lady!

We don't take kindly to your type around here!

[Mr Whipple???]

But we love tranny whores at the Stillwell Avenue subway terminal.

[Rachel Maddow]

That wasn't me!

[AU H20]

Really Rachel? It wasn't you? Then why did your girlfriend find a blond hair on your toothbrush?

[Rachel Maddow]

That is reallyreallyreallyreallyreally not true!

[Bovine]

Rachel Maddow is not a whore.

[Rachel Maddow]

Not that I don't fellate the Democrat Party for money on MSNBC.

[Mango Punch]

LAME

[Whore]

We hate whores.

[Corporate Drone]

but only because they're not taxed enough, if at all.

[Harry Reid]

Love me!

[ClubMedSux]

Chip's refusal to work with the solitary tear motif is infuriating. Here's my alt Friday Funny.

[Tex Lovera]

Your use of perspective is quite provocative. Well done!

[Mongo]

I actually laff at your 'toons, CMS!

[X]

he godwinned his own cartoon with the Sam Brown belt.

[Orel Hazard]

I've got a better one.

SCENE: David Koch's office. A television on a credenza shows the Madison protests. He sits at his desk, angrily yelling into a phone. He shouts "No, goddammit, it's really me! Put me through to the governor!"

Under Koch's desk we can see the feet of a hidden, kneeling figure visible only by a pair of booted feet and a glimpse of a black leather jacket.

Too subtle?

[Corporate Drone]

Janet Jackson?

[doctor]

Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.

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