And the Emmy for Most Surreal Performance by a Head of State Goes To…

Jesse Walker | 2.21.2011 7:55 PM

Col. Qaddafi wraps up a disgusting day of mass murder with the one of the most bizarre TV moments I've ever seen.

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Id 14 years ago

It's Walter Bishop!
Ron Paul 2012 14 years ago

I guess freedom really is popular!
Doctor 14 years ago

Libya really does the State of the Union right!
CoyoteBlue 14 years ago

That must have really boosted the morale of his supporters.

But what of the symbolism of the umbrella?
"A Hard Rain is going to Fall"
toxic@gmail.com 14 years ago

Yeah... whoever turned on the camera for that is obviously a revolutionary. If I were a protester I would take a great deal of encouragement from that little clip.

Dude looked like a zombie with parkinsons on quaaludes.
1. Rock Action 14 years ago
  
  That's what I thought. Oof, he is now the King of ... Opium World.
Tman 14 years ago

Tell me this doesn't sound like the Colonel, if not in language than in spirit:

Pontius Pilate: [Pilate is going to release a prisoner to the crowd] People of Jewusalum,
[Evrybody laughs at his speech impairment]
Pontius Pilate: Wome... is your fwiend!
[They laugh more]
Pontius Pilate: To pwove our fwiendship, we will welease one of our wong-doers! Who shall I welease?
Man in crowd: Welease Woger!
[Everybody laughs, and begin to chant, "Welease Woger"]
Pontius Pilate: Vewy well, I shall... Welease... Woger!
[Everybody laughs]
Centurion: Uh, we haven't got a "Woger", sir.
Pontius Pilate: Oh, okay. We have no "Woger'!
[They all laugh]
Man in crowd: Well what about "Wodewick" then?
[They laugh and chant "Welease Wodewick!"]
Pontius Pilate: Vewy well! I shall welease... Wodewick!
[the crowd laughs some more]
Centurion: Sir, there's no "Wodewick".
Pontius Pilate: Who is this "Wodewick" you speak of?
Man in crowd: He's a wobber!
[they laugh]
Man in crowd: And a wapist!
[more laughter]
Girl In Crowd: And a pick-pocket!
[Everybody shakes their heads at her and say no]
Pontius Pilate: He sounds a notowious cwiminal.
rather 14 years ago

who's next?
1. DNS 14 years ago
  
  Either Pete Townsend or Roger Daltrey.
  1. rather 14 years ago
    
    I think they are already dead-or they may as well be
Ken Shultz 14 years ago

It's like Baghdad Bob meets Gary the Retard.
1. Ken Shultz 14 years ago
  
  It's more like Baghdad Bob meets Mary Poppins.
Christ opher 14 years ago

No wonder he never made general.
1. Binky 14 years ago
  
  Full bird, though.
Lyle 14 years ago

It rains often in Libya?
1. rather 14 years ago
  
  Sniper cover
2. Christ opher 14 years ago
  
  Kevlar
3. sevo 14 years ago
  
  "It rains often in Libya?"
  Winter in No Africa is wet and cold.
  1. Lyle 14 years ago
    
    Makes sense. Didn't know that off hand though. Thanks.
Achtung Baby 14 years ago

Man, do I wish the news was covering the Libyan protests more instead of the Wisconsin shit.
1. The Wizard of Chicago 14 years ago
  
  Pay no attention to the man beneath the umbrella.
2. affenkopf 14 years ago
  
  Watch al Jazeera.
3. - 14 years ago
  
  In Wisconsin, the protesters shout you down.
  In Libya, the government shoots you down.
Colin 14 years ago

I've heard reports that Qaddafi's flying to Madison to become that magical 20th vote.
Episiarch 14 years ago

Qaddafi needs his own show. Really. They should offer him Letterman's slot if he'll step down peacefully.

I'd watch.
1. sage 14 years ago
  
  I wouldn't, but I don't watch Letterman now, unlike you. You sicken me.
  1. Episiarch 14 years ago
    
    You libelous scumbag...you know I haven't watched Letterman since 1989!
    1. Paul Shaffer 14 years ago
      
      I must confess ....
      1. Episiarch 14 years ago
        
        You guys missed the fairly obvious "who steps down peacefully, Qaddafi or Letterman?" joke that I set up for you.
        
        It's OK. I know I expect too much from you. It's just that I have such high hopes for you guys, you know?
        
        Conan O'Brien 14 years ago
        
        "You talkin' to me?"
        
        RyanXXX 14 years ago
        
        David Letterman: "I have not been fired...I will slaughter these dogs. Thank you. Goodbye"
2. gao xia en 14 years ago
  
  An unreality show.
sage 14 years ago

I half expected him to exit the vehicle on the backs of his slaves like Xerxes in 300.
1. Christ opher 14 years ago
  
  Didn't Lady Gaga do this last week at the Grammy's?
2. Pro Libertate 14 years ago
  
  I think he thinks he is Xerxes from 300.
  1. Really? 14 years ago
    
    Will he scissor with Ms. Garrison next?
The Ghost of Salvador Dal 14 years ago

Dilettante.
1. Rock Action 14 years ago
  
  That link led me to this, which I found...well, amusing and charming.
  
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....re=related
Jeff P 14 years ago

That skit was funnier when SCTV did it originally...
DNS 14 years ago

I seem to remember this bit from the days when the WWE was known as the WWF. Needs more cowbell.
1. Binky 14 years ago
  
  Sure you're not thinking of TW3?
2. Pro Libertate 14 years ago
  
  The World Wildlife Federation?
DNS 14 years ago

And speaking of valets, what will become of those Slovakian or Whateverthefuckistan? nurses of which The Plastic Potentate is so fond?
air max 14 years ago

Pontius Pilate: Oh, okay. We have no "Woger'!
[They all laugh]
Man in crowd: Well what about "Wodewick" then?
[They laugh and chant "Welease Wodewick!"]
Pontius Pilate: Vewy well! I shall welease... Wodewick!
[the crowd laughs some more]
Centurion: Sir, there's no "Wodewick".
Pontius Pilate: Who is this "Wodewick" you speak of?
Man in crowd: He's a wobber!
[they laugh]
Man in crowd: And a wapist!
[more laughter]
Girl In Crowd: And a pick-pocket!
[Everybody shakes their heads at her and say no]
Pontius Pilate: He sounds a notowious cwiminal.
air max 14 years ago

I seem to remember this bit from the days when the WWE was known as the WWF.
air max 14 years ago

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Mister DNA 14 years ago

That clips looks like an outtake from Dr. Gene Scott's show.
1. sevo 14 years ago
  
  Gadaffi can make Obama look good. But that's not saying much.
Hugh Akston 14 years ago

Somewhere Edward James Olmos is watching that clip over and over and over, just waiting for the phone to ring.
1. Frak 14 years ago
  
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Kolohe 14 years ago

How's it sit? Pretty cunning, don'tchya think?
Colonel Qaddafi 14 years ago

My Umbrella

When the sun shines, we'll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be a friend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella

Lata, dogs.
Kernel Kartoonafi 14 years ago

Who gives me asylum?

Barry O, My Pal Chavez or Fidel?
Iran or Spain or France would sure be swell.
Franklin Harris 14 years ago

That was the most bizarre TV appearance since Max Headroom interrupted an episode of Doctor Who.
danwgre 14 years ago

France, of course. He wouldn't get a fair trial so it would be a travesty of human rights.
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Weak imitation of Elton John, Moamar!
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65 dead in New Zealand earthquake (so far).
1. rather 14 years ago
  
  It is hardly mentioned on Fox
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SIV 14 years ago

Dear Editor:

I hope you lazy Reason editors plan on showing up to work tomorrow.
I'd hate to cancel my subscription.

I suggest you start paying by the word. It seems to motivate Cav when the house note is due.

Get on the fucking stick slackers!

Your loyal (for now) reader,

SIV
1. Nipplemancer 14 years ago
  
  seriously. For a magazine called Reason they sure do take too many days off.
  1. Sy 14 years ago
    
    drink? or whatever.. fuck it..
    1. rather 14 years ago
      
      There's is always my blog;-)
      1. Nipplemancer 14 years ago
        
        Cuntpickle.
        
        rather 14 years ago
        
        asshole
        
        ! 14 years ago
        
        Get a room.
BREAKING 14 years ago

While the Tea Parties and the leftists were busy arguing about how many union teachers can dance on the head of a pin, some blogger sniffed out the really filthy crony capitalism that's hidden in the bill.

Yes, Walker's bill contains authorization for no-bid sales of state-owned power plants.

No-bid sales. To cronies.
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air max 14 years ago

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Jim Walsh 14 years ago

I'm waiting for the Fox gang to tell us what a bad thing this is (well, it did happen on Obama's watch)...
Eric F. 14 years ago

He looks just like William Shatner! Oh wait, that's just a commercial.
Jack Purcell Converse 14 years ago

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gao xia en 14 years ago

Hey, that's not Khadafy, it's Ringo!
Jerry 14 years ago

Great clip, now everyone is talking about the umbrella, and not about the 200 people killed on the streets of Libya.
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