Snapshots from CPAC: Stephen Baldwin a No Show, Reagan Flavored Jellybeans
Some assorted snapshots from a day spent absorbing the wonders of this year's Conservative Political Action Conference.
• Stephen Baldwin stood up CPAC, skipping the conservative pop culture panel he was scheduled to appear on this afternoon. Baldwin, who according to Wikipedia is "best known for being the youngest of the Baldwin brothers," apparently thought a meeting with Survivor creator Mark Burnett was more important.
• Reason received a shoutout from the main stage this morning. Rep. Marsha Blackburn (R-Tenn.), in her talk on net neutrality, said "the Internet is incomprehensible to big government liberals" due to its decentralized success. She then told the audience to go to "Reason.com and read the Internet cop article" if they needed further proof of regulatory powers taking away Internet freedoms.
• Dietrich Bonhoeffer biographer Eric Metaxas has a certain way with words. Calling for vigilance against despotism, he postulated that Germans of the 1930s thought if they "ride with Hitler for a while" he will be a "one-term Fuhrer." Later he accused Vince and Linda McMahon of perpetuating "toxic culture horrors" via World Wrestling Entertainment. I'm not sure if he was referring to Jesse "The Mind" Ventura.
• Human Events editor Jason Mattera provided some laughs, evoking images of Hillary Clinton "waddling around in her pantsuit" during the 2008 election. He also urged the audience to restrain from "pimp slapping" the politically ignroant with The Federalist Papers.
Watch Reason.tv's first day report from CPAC below.
More from Reason on the conservative mind here.
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"Reagan Flavored Jellybeans"
For that unmistakable rotting-corpse-and-grecian-formula blend.
Best missive from CPAC thus far is Dan Savage trying to see how many CPACers he can find on GRINDR.
http://slog.thestranger.com/sl.....pac-moment
""pimp slapping" the politically ignroant"
I cannot make light of this as I myself may indeed be "politically ignroant"
But seriously for a moment, why would/should a libertarian magazine be covering a conservative conference?
It would seem to be boring for the editors assuredly and quite possibly the readers as well.
Is it the urge to mock?
There are plenty of libertarians speaking at the conference.
Fuckers played Gary Johnson off stage before he was done speaking.
Fuckin' fuck 'em.
Bonus:
Freepers hate Gary Johnson almost as much as they hate Ron Paul.
Stupid fucks.
Fuck 'em with a chain saw.
... Hobbit
Fuckity fuck-fuck.
The libertarian-conservative alliance is a stinking corpse; these are reports on how bad the stench is.
Well, there's no one else to align with.
Liberaltarian concern troll is concerned.
Yeah, because "don't ally with conservatives" must mean "ally with liberals". Those are the only choices, as libertarians all know.
Some "libertarians" obsess over TEAM RED / TEAM BLUE (always in caps) while insisting that their team (the definition of which few can agree upon) is the best team.
What's "Wester" Civilization?
Hey, I like Reagan as much as the next guy, but a 1MB jpg image seems excessive.
The KM-W staff picture is bigger than that.
Yeah it is. Hoo-ah!
Why does Marsha Want Congress to Regulate the Internet? Why not just say NO FEDERAL branch (the FCC and congress and the federal courts included) has any authority to decide or rule on any aspect concerning the Internet?
BUT Marsha Blackburn did Vote FOR: Patriot Act Reauthorization, Electronic Surveillance, Funding the REAL ID Act (National ID), Foreign Intelligence Surveillance, Thought Crimes "Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Prevention Act, Warrantless Searches, Employee Verification Program, Body Imaging Screening, Patriot Act extension; and only NOW she is worried about free speech, privacy, and government take over of the internet?
Marsha Blackburn is my Congressman.
See her "blatantly unconstitutional" votes at :
http://mickeywhite.blogspot.co.....votes.html
Mickey
he postulated that Germans of the 1930s thought if they "ride with Hitler for a while" he will be a "one-term Fuhrer."
Technically, he was a one-term Fuhrer -- one veeeeeeeery long and bloody term.
Fortunately, Hitler was halted before he had completed his projected period in office. We might call it a late term abortion.
What the hell is "Reagan Flavor?"
Wait... let me guess, it sounds really good but in reality it had nothing to do with the hype?
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