Three Reasons…Why You Should Donate to Reason Right the Hell Now
1) Yer looking at her!
2) We do not invent elaborate rituals to pretend at a non-existent journalistic impartiality. To the contrary: We disclose like crazy! Not only do we (unlike 99% of news organizations) show you our vote, warts and all, we use a Couricesque level of disclosure for Tim Cavanaugh's voting record on California propositions, Ronald Bailey's potential conflicts of interest, and Nick Gillespie's problematic addiction to Zardoz. We like-a the transparency, we want more of it in government, and we don't bullshit you about where we're coming from.
3) Because we let you throw dog-poopy on our shoes every day. Sure, the relationship has had its occasional strains, but show me a political magazine comments board that has A) been around as long as ours have, and B) features as much staff participation as ours does, and I'll show you, uh, something I'm pretty sure doesn't exist? Here, let's look at today's haul … ¢ accuses us of rattling the cup for "wingnut welfare," Fist of Etiquette makes yet another plea for extending threaded comments rightward (never forget!), Hobie Hanson says "Who would want to donate to an organization whose most successful and influential video is 13 seconds long and involves a prairie dog?", and let us not forget this classic from yesterday by beloved commenter Max: "Why does Matt Welch look like a fucking rodent? Is that a special makeup?"
Excellent question. Oh, and Hobie? Try this on for size:
Here is the deal: We need ONE THOUSAND of you sons and daughters of the revolution to make that torch light up, which will prove to the Great Zardoz in the Sky that all the time we spend on this here blawg has tangible positive impact beyond the creative wolf-whistling at certain lovers of crustacea. If you give $100, you get a free subscription to the print mag (do with it what thou willst), a t-shirt either of the Reason logo or of the cover of our 3D-tastic November issue, plus one of 10 (count 'em) books by various Reason authors while supplies last.
Give more, get more. Give less, you still get a sweet bumper sticker, plus your name up there on the donor banner, lording over all who watch. Give now! It's Friday, fer chrissakes! And know that with this loot, we will be hatching more and greater shenanigans in the name of Free Minds and Free Markets for all of 2011.
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Oh man I remember Zardoz....
I think I'll donate just for that.
How much do I need to donate to get a Gillespie-style leather jacket?
That will require your soul.
The one with the Gillespie bouquet.
[angry shit]!
Ha! You got grouped with Max. Sucks to be you.
+1 for some good ol' fashioned Friday Sideboob
Lobster Girl's eighty-two and living in a one-room flat in Hackney!
Lobster Girl's eighty-two and living in a one-room flat in Hackney!
Lobster girl is Colombian. She is 26 moved to Rio in 2007 and staring in web cam porn....no penetration striptease stuff. She has a blog, started scrap booking last year and enjoys the disco.
I'd be asking for links if I believed you.
No way! That picture was taken in 1956. She looks like Barbara Walters now.
No way! That picture was taken in 1956. She looks like Barbara Walters now.
"This photo was taken on November 2, 2006 using a Canon EOS Digital Rebel XT."
http://www.flickr.com/photos/14047393@N06/2146654472/
Gullible technophile!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/1.....otostream/
As you can see her bf likes to play World of Warcraft.
His female gnome Rogue's name is Ladiobla and he does have the "Insane in the Membrane" achievement and the 300% very very fast proto-drake mount.
She also plays but only socially. She has a 57th lvl Female Draenei Holy Priest named Tess.
*pshaw* Alliance.
For the Horde
...you sound like a faggot.
zoltan|11.5.10 @ 5:34PM|#
...you sound like a faggot.
You have a problem with poeple who sound like faggots?
...a guy calling himself zoltan.
I'm a chick, but I can see how that would make me seem like a faggot too.
I'm a fat ugly chick
I remember in grade school a shit ton of girls who would hit me and call me names.
It was not until later years I realized that they did that because they had crushes on me.
My memory is incorrect in thinking they were simply mean....but my memory is correct in remembering that in general it was always the fat ugly ones who behaved that way.
Blame McDonald's and have a McRib.
That would be a 310% proto-drake.
I did this one a while ago:
http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/3608/lobstergirlplus.jpg
I said I would, and I did.
I just wonder what the newbies coming by here must think. Has HnR turned into intertwined inside jokes?
I dunno, ASK GARY GUNNELS.
Wow. Blast from the past. What about gauis marius? I always liked that guy. Such a silly goose.
It doesn't take long to learn the vernacular.
besides, one can only slum on WaPo boards for so long before going insane. today, for example, I learned that Medicare isn't subsidized:
"seniors don't have a copayment for check-ups any more. that's the only difference. They still paid for their Medicare themselves, and are entitled to it. no one is subsidizing anyone. it's a trivial, but meaningful, rearrangement of the reimbursement, to encourage check-ups that will find problems that would cost the system much more to treat than the waived co-pay. some seniors struggling for money were skipping check-ups to save the co-pay, only to miss diagnoses that would cost Medicare much more."
It's trivial, yet meaningful. but not a subsidy.
"It doesn't take long to learn the vernacular."
That's true. "Tow the lion" is my all time favorite. I sometimes wish I could correct people on other comment boards when they say toe the line...they wouldn't get it I'm afraid!
Tow, the Blue Lion.
Tow is a noun; not a verb.
For all intense and porpoises, I agree.
I gave this morning because I had faith. Now, I'll be in my bunk.
Sure, the relationship has had its occasional strains, but show me a political magazine comments board that has A) been around as long as ours have, and B) features as much staff participation as ours does,
Remember August 18th!!!
http://reason.wikia.com/wiki/Images_on_Hit_and_Run
...
...and donate!!!
Cuz without Reason.com there would be no August 18th to bitch about!!!
Wow.
Don't act surprised. I am sure the server squirrels were screaming bloody murder at the Reason offices...
....or maybe you were in France at the time.
I think he was just reacting to the pants girl, dude. Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce...
That'11 make a preacher lay his Bible down.
I just watched that tight jeans gif for about 10 minutes. it never gets old...
OK, Welch, you magnificent bastard. I already donate through my work's community giving campaign, but I was too lazy to renew my subscription this year, and a free book is pretty neat.
Re the Lobstergirl alt-text:
I'm not, err, hanging now, thanks.
All this begging is so unseemly. And to think I thought this was a classy blog. You know, with Pelosi slash porn, LoneWacko: the Novel, and Warty.
Are you inferring by omission that I'm not classy?
I would never do that. I would merely point out that you, and so many of the jokers on here (including myself), are like school on a Sunday.
Where's your Koch now?
In your mouth, where it belongs.
Touche
Ahhhh ya fucks, ya got me nibbling with the sideboob, but the comment thread love reeled me in. Why not toss a hundy your way, I "earn" as much money reading this site as I do performing my actual job duties anyway.
And since this thread is on its way to oblivion:
"NBC suspends Olbermann for donations"
" "Mindful of NBC News policy and standards, I have suspended him indefinitely without pay."
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/.....245D05.DTL
Or your fave AP reseller.
I wonder if Fox will pick him up.
Seriously...it would be a good move by them.
I want "Hannity and Olbermann."
With luck, they'll kill each other on-set, but otherwise we'll be treated to an hour of high-decibel screeching every night.
Nah, ESPN.
I only had enough for the bumper sticker because stupid Obamacare HAS FUCKED UP MY EMPLOYER PROVIDED HEALTHCARE. I just got the email from HR today, we may be getting dumped off of our plan. GAHHHHHHH.
The lobster girl was a nice touch though, never get tired of seeing her.
I'm holding out for a McRib.
Fine, I gave you people some goddamn money. I will rain worthless blood money onto your putrid souls.
Where did the lobster girl picture originate, who is she, and what does she have to do with Reason?
http://reason.wikia.com/wiki/Lobster_Girl
She was Dave Weigel's girlfriend, correct?
Sure, that's him on the right.
Serious question, If the Reason donationi is tax deductable then I may consider lobbying the finance minister for our annual get out of AMT card to Reason...that would mean about 1k...Do I get a replica of The Jacket? Do I get more side boob? Or will it juse be a gift of the heart?
And will it pay for spell check in the comments?
Real radicals, like Wesley Snipes, do not ask for a government tax exemption. They are free from the man telling them what to say.
Unhappily, they are not free from The Man telling them where to shit, when to do some reps in the exercise yard or to step out of the cell cuz it's time for inspection.
He is free as a bird, man. My tax protest hero.
Real radicals take advantage of every weakness inherent in the system.
Real radicals don't follow any proscribed rules on how a real radical should behave and may (not must) eschew the 'real radical' label altogether.
I prefer surreal radicals
Remember, remember the Fifth of November
Gunpowder, Reason, and Plot!
Drinketh.
I'm sure you meant 'Pot'
Fist of Etiquette makes yet another plea for extending threaded comments rightward (never forget!)...
THREADED COMMENTS UBER ALLES!
I second this motion. It makes it easier to tell when the comments have degenerated nothing but insults being hurled back and forth.
i.e. MNG and John threads.
So I donate through Paypal and I don't get my fake name on the banner. Anti-Meg Whitman facist kochholes.
Use FIREFOX for pete's sake.
Congratulations, Mr Welch, you are now Hobie Hanson's porn.
Maybe aiming your donation ads directly at the Kochs would be more effective.
I gave last year, and I plan to give again this year. But I'm gonna need Welch and Gillespie to beg a little more first.
I am following your same strategy.
There will not be much interesting news for them to digest and dispense for us until January anyway. May as well enjoy these next 7 days while they dance for us.
I love a man who loves Zardoz, but I'm unemployed and not in a very giving mood. Nice pitch though.
The single biggest reason you should donate now is that nobody buys this shit in the free market we love so dearly. To keep that flame of love alive, we depend on charity, just like you will if the unfettered free market ever prevails. Give generously! In time, you may not have anything to give.
Freedom kills.
Freedom liberates. Buy as much as you can.
Suck me!
Are Max and Paul's pecker always nesting together?
I need to comment on here more often so I can get mentioned in a fundraising post... Or maybe just gripe more...
Reason is promoting beastiality!!!
1,000x$100=$10,000. Will somebody tell me what kind of penny-ante operation this is? That's less than George Soros pays his media whores for a night's work.
Soros can get 10 media whores for that money.
I was going to contribute $90,000, but now just $100.