Sad Fact of the Day
From Paul Bloom's terrific new book How Pleasure Works:
While people sometimes describe sex as their most pleasurable act, time-management studies find that the average American adult devotes just four minutes per day to sex—almost exactly the same time spent filling out tax forms for the government.
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STEVE NOT HAVE THIS PROBLEM! STEVE DEVOTE 24 HOURS TO SEX! STEVE HAVE CPA SLAVE GIRL DO TAXES!
what kind of income would a raping yeti possibly have to report?
Tourism?
He makes art from the bones and skin of his victims. "Waste no part of the raped-out human." is an ancient dictate of his tribe."
Beware the phantom quotation mark! It is a floating harbinger of ultimate doom!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Must be pretty damn fugly if all you use her for is taxes!
STEVE SMITH RAPE HER FOR HER MIND, NOT HER BODY.
Four minutes? Jesus, no wonder this country has become a socialist wussy state.
Maybe it has to do with the rising obesity rate .
Four minutes per week is more like it for me...and that includes foreplay.
Why did I just admit that?!
subconscious cry for help?
I'm assuming that's four minutes average, which would mean maybe one half hour long session per week. Ya think?
Is that a pearl necklace on your tax form? You could have indicated that with a ball-point, sir.
I assume this refers to sex as an act concerning TWO or MORE people and not of the SOLO variety because I spend WAY more than FOUR minutes polishing the old salt torpedo every day! Reminds me of something I saw once on Adult Swim...
Bruce Campbell on Robot Chicken: "Hi, I'm Bruce Campbell and I just can't start my day without waxing my morning wood!"
Does cleaning my dog's vulva count?
Only if you're using your uvula.
Either abnormal anatomy or I think you meant vuvuzela.
That clarification doesn't make things any better.
Your epidermis is showing!
Nelson, he's really hurt. I think he broke his leg.
I said Ha-Ha
Yet more evidence that the government F---s you?
Once everyday and twice on weekends as per the prenup!
And sometimes right after lunch.
Sex with the wife or do my taxes? Hmm...that's a close call kids!
""Yet more evidence that the government F---s you?""
They do that for more than four minutes a day.
Actually, that comes to roughly 24 hours of sex in a year. Human beings are generally ugly losers, regardless of what your television tells you, so this is actually quite astonishing. For instance, this means that, assuming 8 minutes to be the average duration of sex (which is being generous), the average person has sex every other day. Unless those 4 minutes per day include foreplay. Just think of all your loser friends. Does this number seem correct?
As for the tax thing, that sounds about right, though it feels like much more.
I did the math and for me it is 0.3 minutes/day for taxes and 1.3 min/day for sex. That's twice a month for 20 minutes in case anyone is wondering.
Let me guess: Just celebrated your tenth anniversary.
30 minutes, once per week. 26 hours a year. Sad, sad, sad.
Four minutes? Who are these machines?
I'll add that to the list of advantages given to us by the transhumanist movement...
Who needs sex when you have the internet?
The Ground Zero mosque developer owes $224,270.77 in back taxes.
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/l.....6WhTmIawSP
Oh good. I was afraid nobody would mention the GZM in this thread..
MOOOOOSQUE!
Is that a place for moose to go and worship?
AND SQUIRREEEEEEELLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!
I'm getting to like them more all the time.
I take it you have sex way less than 4 minutes per day.
There are no tax deadbeats. Only tax protesters.
""The Ground Zero mosque developer owes $224,270.77 in back taxes.""
Because not paying your taxes is unamerican?
If taxes are the price we pay for civilization, does this prove they are trying to destroy our civilization?
4 minutes? Jeez, it takes me that long to get out of my maroon velour track suit.
That's why you use baby powder first. Haven't you been getting Tony's newsletter?
Please do not cross contaminate the threads. I've got enough salmonella.
I bet the average would go up if they adjusted for people who play WoW.
Up if adjusted for World of Warcraft. Down if adjusted for Whip'em Out Wednesdays.
I can go more than 4 minutes if I think about filling out tax forms.
Yeah, but then you're just coming while trying to calculate your earned-income credit.
Well, those people doing time management studies can get their jollies any way they like, but I'll keep to more traditional methods.
They're all about multi-tasking.
Multibating.
So what do people do for the other 6 minutes of the lunch-time private browsing spike?
the average American adult devotes just four minutes per day to sex
Speaking as a guy who's been with the same woman for 23 years and married to her for for 20, with two teenage kids, I can say that this is one way in which I am below average.
Dammit.
4 minutes? So 4 times a day? Yikes, I have some catching up to do.
I can make love to a woman for 8 hours, but that's once a year, so still only 1.3 minutes per day, damn.
Is that Tantric humor?
The average time used to be 15 minutes, back when most people only had dial-up.
Ah, the bad old days... Nothing like waiting 5 minutes for a jpeg to download only to discover the chick was actually a tranny.
Anomalous wins the thread.
Yes, definite win here.
You telling me I have to go another three minutes just to be up to average?
And this, my friends, is why it's so important we legalize prostitution immediately.
And for the record, I masturbate more than 4 minutes a day. Does that make me a part of some hedonistic sexual revolution of the 21st Century? Because that's how I'd like to think of it.
Pretty sure it just makes you a male with a high-speed internet connection.
studies find that the average American adult devotes just four minutes per day to sex
Does this include foreplay? Cuddling and pillow talk afterward? Or just actual time of penetration?
20 hours per year of sex seems waaaaaay low if you include all of the above.
I'm calling BS - 4 min a day is 24.35 hrs a year on tax forms. Filling out both state and federal tax forms took me under 5 hrs last year and that included a fair amount of capital gains paperwork that I was doing for the first time. I can see spending 24 hrs if you are self-employeed and actively invest, but that seems extermely high for the average amount when most people only have a W-2 and a 1099-INT to deal with.
Even with all the semen-ly endless variety of porn on the internet, and as far as I can tell, every hot...and not so hot woman naked between 18 and 87, at my age it still takes me 40 - 50 minutes of whacking...I mean foreplay, before I reach climax at the two to three times I visit the porn tubes each day.
Ha! I can get that down to under a minute!
Uh, does that include thinking about sex, too? Because I'm up in the 16-hour-per-day range if that's the case.
Thanks