In Lighter News, Look at These Attractive Czech Politicians!

Loyal commenter John points us to this important geopolitical development: Seems the country that brought us both Dolly Buster and the Friends of Beer Party has produced a pin-up calendar the likes of which is inconceivable not just in Yemen, but in these United States.

The Public Affairs party is selling a 2011 calendar featuring photos of some of its leading female members, including four newly sworn-in lawmakers, clad in revealing outfits and posed provocatively.

Do make sure to view the Wall Street Journal slideshow.

Comments

[WTF]

Damn. And we get Pelosi, Hillary, and Feinstein. Yeccch.

[Tman]

Please, god, don’t give them any ideas.

[zoltan]

And for the ladies: Henry Waxman, Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul, Chris Dodd and Dick Cheney. Ughhhhh, these guys need some work (actually, they need younger, hotter replacements).

[John]

don’t forget Chuck Shumer and his man boobs. He could go broless.

[zoltan]

But I want to forget, John, I want to forget!

[prolefeed]

I was going to correct that to “braless”, but on reflection I think “broless” is damn fine new word.

[WTF]

Is it a “bro” or is it a “mansiere”?

[John]

Put up a link to hot chicks and Reason will give you a hat tip. 🙂

[Fluffy]

At least they didn’t stiff you and say that information should be free.

[John]

In America’s defense, the Democrats were going to do one of these, but somehow a pinup calender of Sonia Sotomayor, Elan Keagan, Janet Napolitano, Janet Reno, and Madeline Albright didn’t do well with the focus groups.

[Tman]

STOP WITH THE VISUALS PEOPLE!!!!

[The Art-P.O.G.]

Huh. I got a bit of a pre-fap sprout thinking about Kagan. LOL

[prolefeed]

Into chubby authoritarian Jewish chicks, Art-P.O.G.?

Hey, we all like what we like. =)

[SugarFree]

Before the calendar shoot, I sure hope they all wax their nipples.

[Episiarch]

I heard Biden was all ready to go when they told him that he couldn’t wear his favorite red teddy.

[Jake Boone]

Kennedy?

[zoltan]

Mmm, how ’bout a Scott Brown calendar? If only he and other (attractive) politicians would just focus on looking good than actually voting in bigger government. I feel bad for women in D.C.–they’re stuck with a bunch of Napoleons who’ve got inferiority complexes due to their heinous ugliness/fat guts/small endowments.

[Fluffy]

I don’t feel bad for them at all.

[zoltan]

Yeah I don’t feel bad for people who choose to live in D.C., just a bit of sympathy for having to live in such an ugly place (people and surroundings-wise).

[Fluffy]

Oh no, you misunderstand me.

I simply completely support any social arrangement whereby hot chicks end up hooking up with short, fat, bald guys who are bad in bed.

I can’t feel bad about what I completely support.

[prolefeed]

I don’t think you can make a 12 month calendar with just Scott Brown, Jeff Flake, Michelle Bachmann, and that Alaska MILF whose name temporarily escapes me.

[zoltan]

Michelle Bachmann and Jeff Flake are ugly. No calendar.

[LarryA]

Public Affairs Party?

WooHoo!

I bet they wouldn’t prosecute Stagliano.

[The Gobbler]

“Do make sure to view the Wall Street Journal slideshow.”

Nearly lifted word-for-word from John and yet he gets no hat-tip?

[The Gobbler]

Note to self: Take a remedial reading class…

[The Gobbler]

“Does it surprise you to learn that I’m part weiner dog?”

[SugarFree]

In honor of John’s triumph:

The 12 Worst Funniest Mel Gibson Rant Quotes (Presented By Kittens)

[Warty]

The calico made me go all squeeee.

[Joe]

Prague also gave us this one.

[prolefeed]

I’ll match your Monica Sweetheart and raise you Angel Dark

NSFW, natch.

[J Mann]

I hate them for their freedom

[Colin]

Czechs see sex much different than we do. It’s just no big deal to them. Both presidents have been notorious womanizers, without incurring the slightest political harm.

This famous Czech music video says all you need to know about their sexual mores:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFgsLLFKj5c

You don’t really need to understand Czech to follow it (and enjoy it), but the main refrain goes:

Love is love.
When boys go out with girls.
Love is love.
When boys go out with boys,
Girls with girls.

[Matt Welch]

Laske je laska! God was that song huge. We actually hung out a bit w/ Lucia back in the day. In retrospect that and Prince’s “Alphabet Song” are basically the same.

[skr]

I love the Czech Republic.

[Mainer]

Googled this last night, but can’t find out how to purchase one of the calendars. Anyone have a link ?

[prolefeed]

They’re not all that hot by pr0n standards, but compared to “Pelosi zombie corpse” standards, some relatively hot MILFage there.

[prolefeed]

I must admit, this post made up for most if not all of John’s Republican apologetics.

Gotta give credit where it’s due.

[prolefeed]

I’ll match your Monica Sweetheart and raise you Angel Dark

The original link to askjolene was NSFW, but the spam filter trashed it, so, totally SFW.

[prolefeed]

In response to Joe|7.13.10 @ 3:04PM|#

Fucking threaded comments.

[prolefeed]

Not to mention Veronika Zemanova, Lenka Gabarova, etc.

[Joe]

Angela Crystal, Lea DeMae

[Enjoy Every Sandwich]

Any word on how the hairy armpit crowd is taking this? I can’t imagine they’ll be very happy about this. Bwuhahahaha.

[JenS]

Do wannabe politicians count? We did that in 2002 & 2004 already.