Breaking at Slate…Do Squirrels Sweat…Developing…

Coming next: "A Mormon squirrel? No way."

And btw, the short answer about squirrels sweating? No.

Comments

[Timon19]

I like the partial Apu in the screen cap, myself.

[Suki]

Watching Libertarian television on CBS.

[MP]

The price is wrong, Suki!

[JEP]

"Do Squirrels Get Sweaty?"

Nope, they glisten.

[Suki]

Just the Plushy squirrels, like Server Squirrel.

[Dagny T.]

"Who left the cap off my fucking Glisten?"

[Dean Still]

Oh wow, fascinating. That really is some cool stuff dude.

Lou
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[Esoteric]

Slow newsday, eh, Nick?

[Jerry]

He must be high on cucumbers.

[WTF]

So was this squirrel sweat research funded by a federal grant?

[?]

"The jar says 'jerky.' Take it or leave it."

[aix42]

Gee whiz, Squirrel Snark? I enjoyed the article, it delved into Golden Showers for birds.

[Tulpa]

Squirrel, I want to make you sweat
Sweat till you can't sweat no more
And then when you squeak out
I'm gonna push it, push it some more

[Fist of Etiquette]

If you want the traffic, you have to put up a sensationalistic headline now and then.

Reason, take note. I'm thinking some controversial expose about toilet-trained cats who leave the seat up.

[Dog Ma]

Various evangelical sects continue to view Mormonism as heretical, non-Christian, or even satanic.

OTOH, some sects consider Mormonism as bad.

[P Brooks]

Do squirrels sweat? I have no idea.

Gophers, however, exhibit distinct signs of nervousness and paranoia when you start shooting their compadres.

[Jeff P]

Is "Squirrel" code? Like Cougar or Bear?

[JLM]

Between the "readheaded fucktard" comment in the last post and this, it seems the jacket is in a squirrelly mood today.

[Aspiring Squirrel Porn Writer]

"She splayed her fingers across the fuzzy, sweatless expanse of his chest, and felt his rodent heart beating. He gripped her, twitched his nose, and took her..."

[SugarFree]

Squirrel Porn.

[David Letterman]

Sure a squirrel sweats ... when you grab his NUTS!

Hoo-eee Chester! Am I right Paul? Paul, am I right?

[R C Dean]

If the server squirrels have ever broken a sweat, it must have been on a day when I was somewhere else.

[hmm]

Having worked for some time in the realm of the squirrel I'm pretty sure they don't sweat. They are pretty kool little critters.

[hmm, full of squirrel knowledg]

Did you know that the front of a squirrels teeth grow constantly and that the anterior portion of the leading edge of the teeth is harder than the posterior edge. Creating a sharp edge when they chew.

[prolefeed]

I'm not getting the Mormon squirrel link. Is Nick saying Romney acts like a squirrel? Or is he just saying random funny shit to get clicks, ala Tim Cavanaugh?

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