How Would a Patriot Rock?


Oh it's a patriotic music-video contest, is it? In that case, here's a different flavor of '80s flashback:

And another:

I know the cool kids like to say that the National Anthem is a lousy song, but I'm partial to good a harmony take. Especially performed by a bunch of six-year-olds:

And is America the kind of country that can attract a recent Italian immigrant who not only becomes a member of the border-patrolling Minutemen movement, but also pens patriotic songs that out-Bon Jovi's Bon Jovi? Do you even have to ask?

Speaking of immigrants, re-live Reason.tv's great Dan Hayes vid on The Pursuit of Happiness below:

More patriotic porn here.