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Obama and the oil spill

Henry Payne | 6.25.2010 7:00 AM

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Suki 15 years ago

Good morning reason!
1. Untermensch 15 years ago
  
  Guten Morgen Suki. Gr?sse aus China!
? 15 years ago

I actually did Laugh Out Loud.
Johnny Dangerously 15 years ago

Now that there is funny. Good morning Suki.
1. Herpes 15 years ago
  
  fargin funny
Herpes 15 years ago

that dude's a dick

(did you guys know mcdonald's delivers 24 hours in beijing? the food fascists would be shitting themselves)
1. bigbigslacker 15 years ago
  
  Those guys are fags!
Fist of Etiquette 15 years ago

That's not bad. And not really all that racist this time, either.
1. SIV 15 years ago
  
  Those birds are in blackface.
  1. Fist of Etiquette 15 years ago
    
    Barack Obama doesn't care about black birds.
  2. ? 15 years ago
    
    Technically, it's "oilface."
  3. anarch 15 years ago
    
    Jim Crow's dead, but at what cost?
    1. ? 15 years ago
      
      Obama is a tar baby.
Groovus Maximus 15 years ago

I'm telling ya, those ears. Bigger every week. Pinocchio's Disease of the ears. Every time the Sociopath-in-Chief opens his pie hole, the bigger those pinna get.

This one is Payne-fully funny.
1. Resident Smartass 15 years ago
  
  Get thee to a punnery!
2. Untermensch 15 years ago
  
  Either that or he's Buddha.
chroma 15 years ago

I'm not sure why this hasn't been mentioned, but here's a list of senators who voted to limit liability to $75 million for oil spills in 1990:

http://www.senate.gov/legislat.....vote=00206

It includes names like Gore, Kerry, Lieberman, and Biden, as well as McCain. In fact, the bill passed the Senate 99-0 and the House 360-0. Yet nobody has tried to get these guys to justify their votes.
1. 2010 Voter 15 years ago
  
  There will be plenty of "justifying" in November.
  1. 2010 voter in November 15 years ago
    
    Wait, what were we talking about again?
    1. Almanian 15 years ago
      
      +.....wait, what was I typing?
2. Ben 15 years ago
  
  Well, atleast some of those in government had who paid for them clearly labled: Exon (D-NE), Yea
  Ford (D-KY), Yea
  
  lol.
Justice Sotomayor 15 years ago

A wise Latina woman would have had this solved long ago. I would have plugged the hole with white firefighters. (Promotions? They don't need no stinkin' promotions)
Attorney 15 years ago

Haha
Max 15 years ago

Do libertarians ever do self-satire, or do you alwaysstick to this ernest ideologically correct shit?
1. Michael 15 years ago
  
  No, no one - not even Peter Bagge - has ever done libertarian self-parody. It's okay to laugh at this once-in-a-lifetime-funny Payne cartoon, Max. Even if it hurts a little.
  1. 1337 15 years ago
    
    I thought the whole point of Ayn Rand was to be a libertarian self-parody?
    1. . 15 years ago
      
      You thought? Congratulations.
      1. Max 15 years ago
        
        I promised to leave, but I lied. Suck it.
  2. Teve Torbes 15 years ago
    
    The Ron Swanson character on Parks and Rec is a libertarian parody. Not sure if any of the writers are libertarian themselves, but I am and I laugh at that character all the time.
2. anarch 15 years ago
  
  Composed for you, Max, on the spot:
  
  How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  
  a) I don't have to answer your questions.
  b) Only The State screws anyone or anything.
  c) Go for it, Max!
  1. x,y 15 years ago
    
    d) None, the free market will take care of it.
  2. JoshINHB 15 years ago
    
    How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    
    57
    
    43 get stoned to consider to the possiblilities but fade out before doing anything
    
    10 go to work on position papers argueing that the light would not have burned out except for over burdensome government regulations.
    
    4 head to home depot to pick up some "undocumented workers" that actually know how to do any fucking thing.
    
    And 3 of those four are arrested for driving a vehicle without liscense plates because thats none of the governments goddam bidness what they do with their mom's property.
    
    That leaves one libertarian to get back to the office with 3 "day laborers" tp actually change out the bulb.
    
    But goddamit he forgot to get a new bulb at home depot.
    
    Now he's gotta round up 56 more libertarians to ensure success.
    
    FUCK!!!!
3. The_Chef 15 years ago
  
  Dear Max,
  
  Go eat a bag of dicks.
  1. & 15 years ago
    
    Don't be Max's fluff boy.
    1. Resident Smartass 15 years ago
      
      And never ever agree to help him with his luggage.
  2. S 15 years ago
    
    No Homo. NTTIAWWT
4. Max has made his last post 15 years ago
  
  Max|6.24.10 @ 3:29PM|#
  
  Go suck ron puals dick, morons. You peeple are fucking retarded. I`m done coming to this wingnut sight. this is my last post.
  1. Joe H 15 years ago
    
    Promise?
  2. Fiscal Meth 15 years ago
    
    What do you suppose Max's new name will be?
    1. The Gobbler 15 years ago
      
      The Jismator
  3. anarch 15 years ago
    
    I take credit! Prove it wasn't me! HA!
BakedPenguin 15 years ago

Wow. Definite win for Payne. "Friday Funnies" is no longer an ironic title.
P Brooks 15 years ago

Every time I think Max can't be funnier or more relevant, he surprises me.
sage 15 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
hmm 15 years ago

Birds are black. That's racist.
1. anarch 15 years ago
  
  True dat.
2. King Arthur 15 years ago
  
  Why do you hate African American Swallows? You prefer White Swallows?
  
  Racist fag!!
Max 15 years ago

I just can't stay away! You capitalist-fags are too enticing!
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