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More fallout from the Gulf oil spill

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  1. Nice one. High concept, good punchline.

  2. What’s Obama reaching for there? I’m glad Payne chose to self-censor and black out the lower half of the screen.

    1. Yes, some times it’s best to just imply the action.

  3. Sorry, not feeling it.

    Obama supporters may accuse racism because they think he can walk on water and oil.

    1. Racist.

      Morning, Suki!

      1. Good morning Almanian! How is your day coming along?

    2. … but he can’t walk on them when they’re mixed.

  4. Obama is a tar baby.

      1. You heard it here first. Which surprises me.

    1. Wow. There’s no need for that. Racism goes against the basic tenets of Libertarianism.

  5. I know it’s very bad form here to find the Friday Funny funny, but I actually laughed out loud…maybe from relief that I won’t have to see any more of BP’s freaky psychodelic eco-friendly commercials anymore.

    1. That is not the major bad form violation. Making your first comment after 7:00 am is!

      1. Suki, you should be more like heller. Now *there’s* an oily bird!

        1. Y’all know I don’t sleep.

          1. took you a while to notice

      2. my bad…lost track of time watching pron

    2. They’ll be more of them than ever. They won’t say BP, though, after they do a corporate name change.

      1. Right. Said the same thing to my wife a day or two ago. Just like Phillip-Morris became Altria.

    3. There is no surer sign of loving to F*ck the environment than commercials saying you love the environment.

  6. Government (in)action on the oil spill is the normal bureaucratic inability to deal with the unexpected. It is NOT a sign of presidential or any other politicians’ incompetence. It IS a sign of the limits to what government can do, because of the very nature of government.

    1. It IS a sign of the limits to what government can do, because of the very nature of government.

      You say “potato”, …

  7. I get the BP label, but when was The Annoited One ever considered competent?

    1. Uh, I think you got it; now you’re supposed to laugh…

    2. when was The Anointed One ever considered competent?

      January 20, 2009, for about five seconds, by an amazing number of fools who really should have known better.

      See also, the voting records of a bunch of well-known idiots. (See especially Tim Cavanaugh: “All my life I’ve been waiting for a black president; Obama’s not monumentally unqualified…” and Craig Newmark: “Barack Obama, since he’s a genuine leader, with a good program for cleaning up Washington, and will be very good for business.”)

  8. Wow, I had no idea that the World Trade Center was located on Staten Island.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/11/nyregion/11mosque.html?hp

    1. New Yorkers are rude, crude, obnoxious, racist, xenophobic, and uneducated? Who would have ever guessed!

  9. So, these two are looking for “whose ass to kick”, but can’t see them for the oil?

    I see what you did there, Henry.

    1. Maybe they’re hoping “the sale of Blackwater” will sucker somebody in.

      1. “It’s water and it’s black. That’s what we said we were selling you. You got what you paid for. What’s your problem?”

  10. Not bad.

  11. I got nothin’

  12. Oh wow, thats pretty funny dude. Well done.

    http://www.anon-posting.at.tc

  13. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  14. Henry Payne: Best political cartoonist eveh!
    /absurdity

  15. You see, it’s funny because it’s NOT true…get it? Please laugh now…please? Oh, just forget it.

  16. But Obama and BP have never been in the same room together. He admitted to not talking to BP.

  17. Didn’t Nassim Taleb warn us of this foreseeable Black Swan covered in oil? The fragility of crony capitalism astronomically high. The flocks of Keynesian Black Swans are coming home to roost. Austrian School economics and strict gold standard Libertarian austerity is the robust prescription for future planetary health.

  18. Thanks a lot you conservative teaturd “patriots” for destroying 25% of America’s pristine coastline. Hope you’re proud of your contribution to your country – you sorry losers.

    1. Fuck you, lefturd commie traitors, for destroying 25% of America’s pristine coastline. Hope you’re proud of your commie fascist usurper occupant of the White House, because we’re gonna kick his sorry ass just as soon as we get done kicking yours.

  19. Pretty good post. I just stumbled upon your blog and wanted to say that I have really enjoyed reading your blog posts. Any way I’ll be subscribing to your feed and I hope you post again soon.

    1. The comment bot is … Henry Payne’s mom?

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