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Ah Reason TV. Gotcha. Carry On.
Ha. I was seriously just looking you guys. Where the hell is Moynihan?!
go where?
twitter: wasteoftime
ha, I just watched Matt Welch on Blogginheads talk about Twitter, and how he has no idea what it is, etc.
For more info on Twitter, go here.
Where?
And isn't the root word here "Twit"?
I mean really, I started hearing every two-bit TV pundant talking about Twitter about three weeks ago. What's the big deal?
Yo, fuck Twitter.
Can't fight the tide, folks.
Twitter is for when you want everyone you know to know what you're doing all fucking day and night because you compulsively report it.
It's annoying enough when people do it on Facebook, but Twitter is like an OCD exhibitionist hell with spelling errors.
Gay.
"Can't fight the tide, folks."
Bullshit. Twitter isn't the tide. A soon to be stagnant lagoon maybe, but tide? No way. And I say this as someone who's been intertubing for nearly twenty years.
"It's annoying enough when people do it on Facebook, but Twitter is like an OCD exhibitionist hell with spelling errors."
My take exactly.
Pagers were all the rage once...
In defense of Twitter, it does make bar hopping easier.
"In defense of Twitter, it does make bar hopping easier."
So did pagers.
Shut the fuck up, Warty.
Just kidding. Fuck Twitter, yo.
Catfight!
Bullshit. Twitter isn't the tide. A soon to be stagnant lagoon maybe, but tide? No way. And I say this as someone who's been intertubing for nearly twenty years.
Spoken like a dude who spends a lot of time fighting the tide.
Twitter is actually really interesting, and I think everyone (me included) hates it when they hear about it, and just instinctually. Once you play with it for a week or so, though, you realize it's not so much about telling people what you're doing as it is about sharing information.
News stories have been breaking from Twitter (plain crash in Holland or wherever the hell it was, plus, the past couple of hours, Helen Thomas made a Slumdog Millionaire crack about Bobby Jindal. Fun!!!), then there are links, customer service things (with the companies that use Twitter: publishers giving away books, Whole Foods answering consumer questions), and all sorts of things.
But I get it. People are afraid of change.
*shrug
So did pagers.
not in avoiding people you hate.
"But I get it. People are afraid of change."
Let's revisit this next year.
Can't fight the tide, folks.
I can and I will.
Solana, Twitter has its uses, but depending on who you end up connected to, it can be severely annoying.
MySpace was huge for a while, but the proliferation of idiots made it unbearable. Facebook came to the fore, but the inability to "politely" refuse Friend Requests causes you to eventually be mired in the same pointless information overload.
My prediction is that new sites will come to the fore that allow more fine-tuning of whose and what info you receive.
not in avoiding people you hate.
e.g., people who use Twitter.
"Twitter is for when you want everyone you know to know what you're doing all fucking day and night because you compulsively report it."
I passed a firm, healthy stool earlier today.
What's wrong with just wanting to be left alone?
"I passed a firm, healthy stool earlier today."
Tell me more! I'm all a twitter!
Epsi, for sure. I agree. These things keep transforming, and in the process they tend to improve. But one thing they are not going to do is go away.
Does LoneWacko twitter?
The next logical step has to be anally implanted video-phones.
e.g., people who use Twitter.
Reason magazine uses Twitter. Surely you don't hate Reason magazine? Reason magazine gets emotional about this sort of things.
But one thing they are not going to do is go away.
Absolutely not. But filtering needs to improve.
In 5 years Twitter will be a distant memory of wasted time, just like college.
With Twitter, you can stay hyper-connected to your friends and always know what they're doing.
-Why do I have to always know what my friends are doing?
Or, you can stop following them any time.
-What self-respecting stalker would do that?
You can even set quiet times on Twitter so you're not interrupted.
-Like when I'm sleeping, having sex, or shitting? Or are all those "twitterable" circumstances?
Getting millions in seed money without a business model is actually quite cool.
Hey Killroy, just because you didn't remember it didn't mean you didn't have fun.
College was the best 7 years of my life. If I could have tweeted from class I might have actually gone.
http://twitter.com/ganjablue
College was the best 7 years of my life.
"Lane, I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy."
I tried setting up a Facebook account once, and it was cool for about a day. Then a bunch of people I didn't really like, some I positively despise, and some I didn't even remember from back in College, High School,(and Middle(!)) started sending me friend requests. I just called it off right there.
Twitter is great if the people you're following are 1)incredibly witty at all hours of the day or night 2) are continually inviting their followers over for free booze/weed/lines or 3) are telling you things that can easily be translated into cash. Instead, Twitter reveals that most people, especially political people, lead deadly dull lives, get excited by the most mundane things, aren't as witty as their blogs lead you to believe and never, ever hook up.
@mari dupont
*DRIVING TO 7-11
@mari dupont
*YUMYUM I LUV ME SUM TAQUITOS!
But I get it. People are afraid of change.
No, some of us don't give 2 shits about compulsively sharing, no matter who you are. Work with me here, but some of us really have no burning desire to broadcast the minutiae of our lives. I've got another secret: we care even less about yours.
If I want to share with friends, I've got several different phones I can call them on and, you know, talk. I've probably got their email addresses too.
I'm commenting on a blog and watching Lou Dobbs interview Christopher Hitchens.
Am I fascinating or what?
I'd like to twitter Katie Hooks, if you know what I mean.
But I get it. People are afraid of change.
S/he posts on a blog to other blog posters.
It's not clear what I can get out of tWiTtEr that I can't get out of:
1) First Life
2) Websites
3) Blogs
4) E-mail
5) the telephone
6) Being doused in kerosene and set alight to the music of Don Johnson
7) Second Life
8) Facebook
But then I'm afraid of change.
No.
I'd like to twitter Katie Hooks, if you know what I mean.
She doesn't look bad, does she hook?
I'm with ed.
Twitter -
15 minutes
14 minutes
13 minutes
12 minutes
11 minutes
10 minutes
9 minutes
8 minutes
tick, tick, tick
IOW, a fad that has lived half of its life.
I could be wrong, but rarely am about social trends.
Speaking of social trends, I hold by my prediction that the next one must necessarily be wireless anal cams. I mean, what's left?
8 minutes
tick, tick, tick
Any fad that George Snuffalupagus pitches on This Week cannot possibly still have 7 minutes of "cool" left.
I mean, what's left?
Wireless urethral cams?
Fisting cams
How is Twitter not merely sending-text-messages-to-groups-of-people?
Like, I could already do that, well before Twitter came along. Why is this technology so "groundbreaking"?
I can't wait to never use Twitter than not understand what all the fuss is about when people remember how useless it was.
I'm going to take a leak now.
More later.
Firm healthy stool. Hmmm. I am so jealous.
Mine are loose and gelatinous. Like day-old gravy.
Read all about it on my Assbook and Shitter pages...
What I would have twittered (or is it tweeted?) just now if I gave a shit:
Out of pretzels. Goldfish with my turkey sandwich. I like pretzels better. My day is less than stellar.
God, this is so freaking stupid. Am I the only one who think all tweets should be in Haiku form? Lends itself to that, imo.
Oh you guys bring a happy tear to my eye. Here I was sitting thinking that I'm becoming an old technophobic foggie. I see twitter this and twitter that all around, and I just think, who the assfuck cares, why is this exiting, why is this groundbreaking. But now I can see I'm not alone and I feel better. FYI; I have been having some gastrointestinal distress this morning as well.
6) Being doused in kerosene and set alight to the music of Don Johnson
F*cking LOL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULI5kolBpAk
What's all this fiction about a "coercive" surveillance state? We're letting people track us by choice, a completely passive submission.
"Guess what I'm doing now!"
"And guess what I'm doing now!"
"And how about now?"
"Here I am! I'm right here!"
...because it's fun!
Twitter is for bloggers who have nothing interesting to say.
"I'm on the way to Mario's Pizza!"
"Hey, I had a pepperoni! Whooo, pepperoni!"
"Oh man, do I have heartburn or what?!?!"
"Going to 7/11 going to buy pepto..."
What I want to know is who OWNS Twitter? It seemed as if there was a coordinated mass promotion via TV especially on MSNBC. Does NBC have a piece of this?
coordinated mass promotion
That's what I've been thinking. I don't see why Twitter is such a useful or groundbreaking thing, and the fat that fat white-haired men on cable news channels promote it makes me very suspicious.
"and the fat that fat white-haired men on cable news channels promote it makes me very suspicious"
Exactly, Tony. I mean, when did Joe Scarborogh (sp?) and Chris Matthews crawl up to the alleged cutting edge of technology?
Twitter is like an RSS feed that isn't organized well and doesn't have any actual content. The CEO was on CSPAN not to long ago openly admitting he has no idea how to make money with Twitter. If it weren't for devout twitter evangelists no one would know about it because no one really needs it.
Really? I just accept the requests, then drop the person. They're notified when they're accepted, but not when they're dropped.
And email. Does anyone email anymore? I haven't gotten a mass forward of inspirational jesus quotes set to midi music and surrounded by dozens of animated butterfly .gifs in ages.
Email has proven it's utility. I have yet to see any real use, unique or otherwise, of twitter. People use it to imitate the status messages of Facebook or the away messages of IM clients. Often times people update twitter with an app that posts the same status to twitter and IM client. Other people use twitter as if it were an RSS feed, a job it does poorly.
Kaus recently speculated that all the twitter posts on other sites were part of a pay-to-post campaign of some kind... Who am I kidding? Who would want the Reason demo?
I kid! In fact, you can follow me here. You might enjoy my attempts to bother the #teaparty freaks.
Twitter = lame
Lonewacko's Twitter feed:
It's 10 Molar distilled & concentrated obnoxiousness.
Hmm. No mention of Dave Weigel (@daveweigel)? Curious. Is he no longer with REASON?
Never mind - clearly, I'm out of touch.
"Helen Thomas made a Slumdog Millionaire crack about Bobby Jindal"
Oh man, totally worth it OMG LOL ROTF ROTFLMAO LMAO OMG MYGRMT!!!!!
I think the Twitter hate backlash is mere months away.
After reading this thread, I have concluded that it is one of the best EVAR.
1) First Life
2) Websites
3) Blogs
4) E-mail
5) the telephone
6) Being doused in kerosene and set alight to the music of Don Johnson
7) Second Life
8) Facebook
But then I'm afraid of change.
I've noticed that Solana occasionally pops in here to tell us ("us" being whoever disagrees with him/her at the time) that we're all a bunch of retards, no matter what the subject. I'm sure it's all over Twitter.
Exactly, Tony. I mean, when did Joe Scarborogh (sp?) and Chris Matthews crawl up to the alleged cutting edge of technology?
Well, Matthews did get that closed-circuit rebreather installed in his mouth.
If Twitter is outlawed, only outlaws will be twits.
Every time I Twitter, I get a four-hour erection. I LOVE it!
Twitter - 'It's how the narcissistic keep in touch with the feckless.' Fuck Twitter.
Follow Reason on the Twitter!
No.
Twitter is a word toilet.
Just finished some chipped beef on toast (shit on a shingle) for breakfast. Picked up another bar skank last night. She's a little chubby, but man is she feisty, think I'll go another round with her right now.
Details later.
Update:
Had a sudden bout of diarreha that kept me from getting back to the skank, but I think it's past. Back to business.
Details later.
I mostly like to follow people who tell funny jokes, sorry.
Update:
Whew! that was fun. I'm going to watch Montel now.
More later.
Update:
Damn! More diarreha. That indian food for dinner must have been bad. This cheap toilet paper is chafing my ass, shoulda' got the good stuff. Fuck!
More later.
Twitter requires way too long an attention span.
That's why I invented The Word 1.0!
Follow Reason on the Twitter!
No. No! Goddamnit, NO!
All postings should be in Haiku.
@4/8/08 11:13: > 140 char dude.
Whoo. gotta stop eating spaghetti. Makes me gassy and mom gets tired of the house smelling like shit when she gets home.
twitter on debate
people are already twits
debate is over
If a nympho twitters about her sexual escapades is it twattering?
Some of you guys sound really old
Some of you guys sound really old
Let me tell you, punk, I used the Internet back when we had to use punch cards!
.. "Hollerith" Hobbit
I will not Twitter, Reason mag,
I will not Twitter like a fag.
I will not send tweets to Matt Welch,
Radley Balko makes me wretch,
Nick Gillespie is a bum,
Mangu-Ward is just plain dumb.
I will not Twitter, Reason mag,
I will not Twitter like a fag.
If a nympho twitters about her sexual escapades is it twattering?
LOL
Maybe tittering?
no, it's titillating
# Mister Tax Slave | March 23, 2009, 1:55pm | #
# What I want to know is who OWNS Twitter?
# It seemed as if there was a coordinated mass
# promotion via TV especially on MSNBC.
# Does NBC have a piece of this?
I saw tie-ins to it on The Weather Channel and SciFi recently, too. Both are owned by NBC/Universal. Does anyone watch the USA Network? Are Twitter tie-ins there, as well?
# The Bearded Hobbit | April 14, 2009, 7:13pm | #
# Let me tell you, punk, I used the Internet
# back when we had to use punch cards!
# .. "Hollerith" Hobbit
It was an early personal computer as video-terminal for me, but one time I DID transmit from home the images of a deck of hollerith cards for remote punching on-campus, back when I was in college. In those days, being able to generate the deck image on my personal computer, and not having to spend late-night hours in the key-punch room, several miles away, was quite the perk, I can tell you.
I've punched in raw machine code on a Unisys UYK-7 front panel. You punks with Hollerith cards don't know what real programming is.
was where it was at, baby.
Actually, the people that have to fiddle around with the little details of how the next generation of microprocessors will work still deal with the low level details.
Aside from a bug in the floating point arithmetic in Intel's first Pentium we live in a world of where the popular microprocessor's computations are flawless.
This is absolutely fucking amazing.
Epi, TIO - just make her your tweetheart.
I just passed a fecal boulder.
Is this a pivotal moment or what.
Twit that!
jk
A UYK-7 maintenance panel, realy? I think I've got a rep card around here somplace...
"Can't fight the tide, folks."
Maybe not, but I can walk above the high tide line and fucking ignore it.
This saddens me, great minds that must compress their thoughts into 160 characters.
Protolibertarian Lao-Tsu could say a lot in 160 characters.
Nyuk-nyuk.
# jk | May 19, 2009, 3:24am | #
# I've punched in raw machine code on a Unisys
# UYK-7 front panel. You punks with Hollerith
# cards don't know what real programming is.
I've loaded bootstrap programs and patched subroutines by toggling in bytes in binary on an IMSAI 8080 front panel. Does that count? I never had to replace core memory, though.
# jk | May 19, 2009, 3:50am | #
# Actually, the people that have to fiddle
# around with the little details of how the
# next generation of microprocessors will
# work still deal with the low level details.
And how many of those are in the world today? What would happen if they started to disappear? One must wonder.
Well, one DID wonder. Two, actually: Ayn Rand and Theodore Kaczynski.
reason wouldn't keep bumping this thread if followship on Twitter were strong. Just one more problem of using these idiotic social networking apps: popularity anxiety.
@micsolana
116 posts already without evolution, the Civil War or Sci-fi?
Jesus, people feel VERY strongly about twitter!
Yo, fuck post bumps.
P.S. Any replies to this comment will most likely consist of ad homs, as libertarians concede my points and show their childish, anti-intellectual nature.
Mangu-Ward at least put some time (say about 5 minutes) intot he design of her site!
How can newspapers compete when all you libertarians are on the twitter!
Yo, fuck post bumps.
P.S. Any replies to this comment will most likely consist of ad homs, as libertarians concede my points and show their childish, anti-intellectual nature.
This.
on Twitter!
Et tu, Reason?
Yay, a spoof of me, and on a twitter thread. What a waste...
personally I'd rather be spoofed in a twitter thread. at least it isn't serious business.
People wanting to be stalked...what a concept!
Stalking...it's not just for breakfast anymore
It's my understanding that Twitter is only of use when you and your friends have phones with QWERTY keyboards.
I still have a RAZR phone. I'm so 3 years ago.
I don't like it.
Yeah... guess what... fuck twitter
First!
Bumping this junk again I see.
I have never owned a cellular phone. By even mentioning Twitter to me, you're violating Starfleet's Prime Directive.
Bumping this junk again I see.
Twitter is awesome! $1.10 drink specials to celebrate 110 degrees? Hell yes count me in! Thank you twitter!!
No.
nice post...
___________________
Britney
The best place for the best ENTERTAINMENT
Bumping this junk again I see.
... | July 16, 2009, 8:17pm | #
No.
Not only no, but fuck no.
Bumping this junk again I see.
Might I suggest you add this information to the contributors information pages instead of continually running this up the flagpole?
Or is your illogic that it makes more sense to ensure it's always on the Hit & Run front page ... forever?
I think any reasonable person who wanted to find your Twitter ID would likely go to the profile section before combing through the blog entries, don't you?
Keep it up, kilroy. The bump quote gets better and better!
But on to serious Twitter matters...
http://www.stockholmpride.org/howhetero/
Stockholm's gay pride group launched a "How hetero are you?" Twitter analyzer as one of many ways to entice you to stop by for pride, which kicks off July 27.
It goes like this: Enter your Twitter username, and it'll decide what percentage straight your 140 character messages are based on your record of mentioning things like "gay" or "Prop 8."
@reasonmag
73% Hetero
"You're boomerang hetero. It doesn't matter how hard you try to gain new experiences, magically you always return to your starting point."
@mleewelch
80% Hetero
"You're winnebago hetero. Get the kids, pack the grill and, for the love of God, don't forget the SpongeBob dvd."
@mcmoynihan
65% Hetero
"You seem to be a bit semi-hetero. Just like a chocolate chip ice cream you don't really know what you want to be. Basically it's a vanilla ice cream but what's the deal with the chocolate thingies? Luckily, most people like chocolate."
@radleybalko
56% Hetero
"You're as hetero as low-fat mayonnaise. Trying to have our cake and eat it too are we?"
me: http://twitter.com/AderalApocalyps
lol.
No.
Fuck Twitter
No, goddamnit!
Where's Kilroy in our hour of need?
Bumping this junk again I see.
Reading the damn "Gatesgate" thread and asleep at the switch.
In the unlikely chance someone at Reason will read this, I'll post it again.
Might I suggest you add this information to the contributors information pages instead of continually running this up the flagpole?
Or is your illogic that it makes more sense to ensure it's always on the Hit & Run front page ... forever?
I think any reasonable person who wanted to find your Twitter ID would likely go to the profile section before combing through the blog entries, don't you?
I vote for Kilroy's idea.
I am not sure why people are hating on twitter.
Yes, it seems trendy...but as far as trends go it appears harmless. It doesn't cost anything, takes little investment in terms of time, and it is relatively easy to ignore if you dislike.
I am not a huge twitter fan, but I am not sure if it is here to stay.
Bumping this junk again I see.
breaker one nine
We want Damon Root!
my only hope is that someone from reason is twittering about whatever this gates situation is. Did you know he got arrested?
as trends go it appears harmless
Indeed, tweetering twits are valuable news correspondents!
What do you think of Michael Jackson's anesthesiologist? Tweet us @ blah blah blah blah.
kilroy | July 24, 2009, 3:35pm | #
...I think any reasonable person who
You shouldn't say "reasonable" here, Kilroy.
One of the local wits will yell "Drink!" and you'll be made fun of.
And don't ever mention the nazis.
Yeah. I used reasonable intentionally.
Drink!
-- Hitler
That's not funny.
I might follow you on twitter if you ever get around to making your website work with the blackberry browser.
Bumping this junk again I see.
Fuckdamnit.
Let's get this thread moving again...
Gates is a racist! Cops have earned a wide berth from lowly civilians!
I thought I thoroughly Godwinned this thread above. Some how it keeps coming back to life.
Oh, shit! Zombie thread!
snoogans
HOLY CRAP YOU CAN FOLLOW REASON ON TWITTER?
strike through16 years agoIt's Twittergate. It cannot be stopped. It can only be contained.
Bumping this junk again I see.
Yo, fuck Twitter.
Yo, fuck Xeones.
That's right bitches, I've developed sentience.
Fuck!
Twitter has developed sentience; must have been too close to my trapper keeper ultra with the picture of the cast of Dawson's Creek!!!! Hide your DVD's of "AKIRA"!!!! I'm seriously!!!!
Twitter has developed sentience, in lieu of all those that use it.
Is it possible yet to carpet-spam a Twitterer?
You guys are just doing this to piss people off now, aren't you? Cancel my subscription!
Bumping this junk again I see.
OMG! Twitter is down!
How will my "friends" know what I'm doing right now?
How will I know what my "friends" are doing right now?
It's anarchy!
I come to the front page and find this, of all posts, has 178 replies. How the hell is that possible, I ask myself. Now I see all 178 replies, and I still don't know.
KM-W rules Reason
Yet the Obamatarian deserters be hatin'
You guys are gay, I met some cuties on twitter. It's great for keeping up on local events.
"Follow Reason on the Twitter!"
No thank you.
If everyone followed me on twitter, not only would I tell them many political things Reason never will, but they'd know about things like this. Quite SusanBoyle-ish for her age.
Also, I'm starting a new service with heavy metal videos on twitter. There's nothing there at post time, but starting in a few hours I'll be posting different vids four times per day, every day.
Paging kilroy.
Holy crap. How many Reasoners are still keeping up with their tweets? Isn't following someone on twitter sufficient loser qualification?
I'm following reason on The Twitter! I'm following! I'm following!
Wheeeee! Wheeeeee!
Stop wasting time tweeting. Where are the Hit and Run posts on that Free Stater packing heat in New Hampshire for Obama's visit, and mocking Pelosi for being shocked that voters are upset when Congress tries to buy themselves a few more posh private jets?
KM-W rules Reason
Yet the Obamatarian deserters be hatin'
That thread has all the depth of a tween slumber party.
I'm with max hats on this one. On the other hand it seems appropriate to drop this link on this thread.
Is the Reason Twitter "Tweason"
I like the sound of that.
Tweason on the twitscape.
Twit minds and tweet markets?
Anyway, if this be tweason, make the most of it.
In addition to my main feed, I also have a feed that delivers heavy metal, chocolate cooking, and bread/cookie baking videos. Each of those delivers four different videos each day.
Since it has not been mentioned yet, one of the trending twitter topics was #welovethenhs. Excuse me while I go attend to a distressed stomach!
strike through16 years agoI want to know what Rachel Maddow is doing right now !
No I don't.
Shut the fuck up, LoneWacko.
I'm munching a rug. It's delish!
What's twitter?
Where is Cavanaugh? (top finance guy here)
I was going to try upping the kilroy count, until I saw my main man show up. Shriek! You must be on your meds right now! Good for you, little buddy.
Where is Cavanaugh? (top finance grammar guy here)
FIFY.
Oh fer fucks sake!!!!
Put down the model airplane glue, Gillespie!
We get it! Stop recycling this shit!
200 comments on TWITTER? WTF?
I went on vacation and when I came back you're still being mindless fucking idiots and bumping this junk.
Read this and stop for fucks sake.
From now on, everytime this post get's bumped I'm gonna comment with ...
... Yo! Fuck twitter.
I just signed up ten new twitter accounts just so I could increase Reason's follower count and make them look more important.
But, seriously, try one of my fine feeds linked above or this one.
I'm going to follow kilroy on Twitter.
I don't use Twitter, but I do click on this each time it gets bumped to see if kilroy is on top of things. Kilroy is the best part of this.
Bumping this junk again I see.
Fuck it. I quit.
"Follow Reason on Twiiter!"
No.
Yo! Fuck twitter.*
* I promised.
You're a real A-hole Gillespe.
where, oh where is kilroy in our hour of need?
Shine bright the kilroysignal!
I just wet myself.
Presumably, this post will exist forever, and thus accept comments forever. Someone is missing an opportunity to have a personal blog here (somebody did that in the past I remember).
Well, I just thought I would bring you all up to speed on ME:
Next week is the 12th anniversary of my simultaneous divorce from the "hag", conversion to Buddhism, my absolute leap from the closet and into Fabulousness, smoking cessation through hypnosis, membership in PETA, renouncement of eating anything with a face (well, except for Timmy....teehee!), and uber-committment to environmentalism. What a week, eh? LOL
Every year, I still get goose bumps recalling how absolutely empowered I felt by my metamorphisis. And I can't wait for this year's anniversay. Timmy and I will be hosting a reception at the Blue Lagoon on Saturday, I do so hope that our friends and family can drop by.
I am still tormented by that painful anal leakage problem. We can't decide if it is due to irritation of my anal fissures by Timmy's genital wart, or my my non-stop craving for bean and cheese burritos with green chile salsa.
Irregardless, it is certainly an inconvenience when I am on line at the health-care reform vigils that are currently my only form of income (thank you SEIU!!)
I didn't realize just how obvious it was until all the "teabaggers" kept calling me Shitstain.
Well, that's all for now. Give me a "tweet" sometime.
Randy
Ah, seeing a Lonewacko post sure does bring back memories.
For old times sake:
Shut the fuck up lonewacko.
That is all.
Twitter sucks
What's Twitter?