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“I think we should catch ’em, we should document ’em, make sure we know where they are and where they are going. I actually support micro-chipping them. I can micro-chip my dog so I can find it. Why can’t I micro-chip an illegal?”   

â€"Iowa congressional candidate Pat Bertroche on illegal aliens, quoted in the Cedar Rapids Gazette, April 27

“Had a powerful meditation just nowâ€"caused an earthquake in Southern California.” 

â€"Deepak Chopra tweeting to his nearly 179,000 Twitter followers shortly after a 7.2 earthquake along the U.S.-Mexico border, April 4  

“Did the Dutch leaders tell you it was because there were gay soldiers there?”

“Yes. They included that as part of the problem.” 

â€"former NATO commander Gen. John Sheehan replying to a question from Sen. Carl Levin (D-Mich.) about whether the massacre in Srebrenica happened because the soldiers defending the town were too Dutch and too gay, at a Senate hearing on “don’t ask, don’t tell,” March 18

“I think I’m going through it right now with this financial reform bill.” 

â€"Senate Banking Committee Chairman Christopher Dodd (D-Conn.) on the CBS Early Show, after congratulating host Harry Smith on getting a colonoscopy, March 16