"I think we should catch 'em, we should document 'em, make sure we know where they are and where they are going. I actually support micro-chipping them. I can micro-chip my dog so I can find it. Why can't I micro-chip an illegal?"   

'"Iowa congressional candidate Pat Bertroche on illegal aliens, quoted in the Cedar Rapids Gazette, April 27

"Had a powerful meditation just now'"caused an earthquake in Southern California." 

'"Deepak Chopra tweeting to his nearly 179,000 Twitter followers shortly after a 7.2 earthquake along the U.S.-Mexico border, April 4  

"Did the Dutch leaders tell you it was because there were gay soldiers there?"

"Yes. They included that as part of the problem." 

'"former NATO commander Gen. John Sheehan replying to a question from Sen. Carl Levin (D-Mich.) about whether the massacre in Srebrenica happened because the soldiers defending the town were too Dutch and too gay, at a Senate hearing on "don't ask, don't tell," March 18

"I think I'm going through it right now with this financial reform bill." 

'"Senate Banking Committee Chairman Christopher Dodd (D-Conn.) on the CBS Early Show, after congratulating host Harry Smith on getting a colonoscopy, March 16